CLAUDIO: Yea, the same.BENEDICK: Come, will you go with me?CLAUDIO: Whither?BENEDICK: Even to the next willow, <strong>about</strong> your ownbusiness, county. What fashion will you wear the garlandof? <strong>about</strong> your neck, like an usurer’s chain? orunder your arm, like a lieutenant’s scarf? You must wearit one way, for the prince hath got your Hero.CLAUDIO: I wish him joy of her.BENEDICK: Why, that’s spoken like an honest drovier:so they sell bullocks. But did you think the prince wouldhave served you thus?CLAUDIO: I pray you, leave me.BENEDICK: Ho! now you strike like the blind man: ’twasthe boy that stole your meat, and you’ll beat the post.CLAUDIO: If it will not be, I’ll leave you.[Exit.]<strong>Much</strong> <strong>Ado</strong> About <strong>Nothing</strong>, Act II, scene i20BENEDICK: Alas, poor hurt fowl! now will he creep intosedges. But that my Lady Beatrice should know me, andnot know me! The prince’s fool! Ha? It may be I gounder that title because I am merry. Yea, but so I amapt to do myself wrong; I am not so reputed: it is thebase, though bitter, disposition of Beatrice that putsthe world into her person and so gives me out. Well, I’llbe revenged as I may.[Re-enter DON PEDRO.]DON PEDRO: Now, signior, where’s the count? did yousee him?BENEDICK: Troth, my lord, I have played the part ofLady Fame. I found him here as melancholy as a lodgein a warren: I told him, and I think I told him true, thatyour grace had got the good will of this young lady;and I offered him my company to a willow-tree, eitherto make him a garland, as being forsaken, or to bindhim up a rod, as being worthy to be whipped.DON PEDRO: To be whipped! What’s his fault?BENEDICK: The flat transgression of a schoolboy, who,being overjoyed with finding a birds’ nest, shows it hiscompanion, and he steals it.
DON PEDRO: Wilt thou make a trust a transgression?The transgression is in the stealer.BENEDICK: Yet it had not been amiss the rod had beenmade, and the garland too; for the garland he mighthave worn himself, and the rod he might have bestowedon you, who, as I take it, have stolen his birds’ nest.DON PEDRO: I will but teach them to sing, and restorethem to the owner.BENEDICK: If their singing answer your saying, by myfaith, you say honestly.DON PEDRO: The Lady Beatrice hath a quarrel to you:the gentleman that danced with her told her she is muchwronged by you.BENEDICK: O, she misused me past the endurance of ablock! an oak but with one green leaf on it would haveanswered her; my very visor began to assume life andscold with her. She told me, not thinking I had beenmyself, that I was the prince’s jester, that I was dullerthan a great thaw; huddling jest upon jest with suchimpossible conveyance upon me that I stood like a manat a mark, with a whole army shooting at me. She speaksponiards, and every word stabs: if her breath were as<strong>Much</strong> <strong>Ado</strong> About <strong>Nothing</strong>, Act II, scene i21terrible as her terminations, there were no living nearher; she would infect to the north star. I would notmarry her, though she were endowed with all that Adambad left him before he transgressed: she would havemade Hercules have turned spit, yea, and have cleft hisclub to make the fire too. Come, talk not of her: youshall find her the infernal Ate in good apparel. I wouldto God some scholar would conjure her; for certainly,while she is here, a man may live as quiet in hell as ina sanctuary; and people sin upon purpose, because theywould go thither; so, indeed, all disquiet, horror andperturbation follows her.DON PEDRO: Look, here she comes.[Enter CLAUDIO, BEATRICE, HERO, and LEONATO.]BENEDICK: Will your grace command me any service tothe world’s end? I will go on the slightest errand now tothe Antipodes that you can devise to send me on; I willfetch you a tooth-picker now from the furthest inch ofAsia, bring you the length of Prester John’s foot, fetchyou a hair off the great Cham’s beard, do you any embassageto the Pigmies, rather than hold three words’ conferencewith this harpy. You have no employment for me?DON PEDRO: None, but to desire your good company.
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