CALENDAR ( COMMUNITY SPORTS ARTS FILM MUSIC) LISTINGS BARTON HILLS INDEPENDENCE DAY PARADEJoin Police Chief Art Acevedo and students fromBarton Hills Elementary as they march a shortdistance down Barton Hills Drive. Once back atthe school, Sara Hickman hosts a short patrioticceremony. Bring nonperishable food items for theCapital Area Food Bank. Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4, 9am.BASTROP PATRIOTIC FESTIVAL Food, kids games,live music, and fireworks: everything you needto show America that you love her. Fri., <strong>July</strong> 3,6-9:30pm. Fisherman’s Park, Farm Street at WillowStreet, Bastrop, 303-0558. www.visitbastrop.org.CEDAR PARK’S FOURTH FESTIVAL has everythingyou’d expect: live music, dancing, watermelon, sackraces, bouncy castles, fireworks, etc. If things gettoo hot, take a dip in Milburn Pool (1-8pm). Sat., <strong>July</strong>4, 4-10:30pm. Milburn Park, 1901 Sun Chase, CedarPark, 401-5500. Free. www.cedarparkfun.com.DRINK PINK – SEE RED, WHITE, & BLUE Whynot ensure your hangover is for a good cause? <strong>The</strong>Breast Cancer Research Center of Central Texaspresents live music and the art-bra models signingand selling their calendars. Plus, Opal Divine’sdonates a portion of the funds earned from the saleof Prickly Pear Margaritas. Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4, 6pm. OpalDivine’s Freehouse, 700 W. Sixth, 477-3308. Free.www.bcrc.org.EAST-WEST GAME DAY It’s the Eastsiders vs. theWestsiders in this family-friendly gathering at thehistoric Palm Park featuring old-timey games likesack races, watermelon dives, washer tourneys, andmuch more. Let’s break down that I-35 barrier. Sat.,<strong>July</strong> 4, 4-8pm. Palm Park, 601 E. Third.pio@grandecom.net.ELGIN’S FOURTH <strong>The</strong> Push, Pull, Pedal Peoples’Parade begins at City Hall and ends in downtownElgin. <strong>The</strong>n, at Veterans’ Memorial Park, there willbe a short patriotic program accompanied by drinks,treats, and hot dogs (or as we call them, Americacylinders). Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4, 10am-1pm. 512/281-5724.Free. www.elgintx.com.FOURTH AT MCKINNEY FALLS Why travel whenthere are <strong>July</strong> 4th happenings happening at <strong>Austin</strong>’snearest state park? Bring a picnic, and appreciateall the park has to offer. Live music (5:30pm) and ascreening of Over the Hedge (6:30pm) end your staycation.Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4. McKinney Falls Amphitheater,5808 McKinney Falls Pkwy., 243-1643. $5 parkentrance fee. www.mckinneyfalls.org.FOURTH AT THE COMPOUND Six bands, sevenhours, and an outdoor venue equal kickass Fourthof <strong>July</strong>ing and a wicked sunburn. Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4, 6pm-1am. <strong>The</strong> Compound, 1300 E. Fourth, 507-1228. $7($5 if you ride your bike or wear a costume).www.myspace.com/compoundaustin.FREDERICKSBURG PARADE Watch the parademarch down Main Street at 10am, followed by apatriotic program. Get out of the heat for a whilebefore joining the crowds at Lady Bird JohnsonPark (126 W. Main St., 7pm) for a concert followedby the ubiquitous fireworks. Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4. DowntownMarktplatz, 100 W. Main St., Fredericksburg.FRONTIER DAYS CELEBRATION Round Rock celebratesthe Fourth with a full day of celebrations,starting with a parade at 10am traveling down MainStreet, followed by a daylong festival with vendors,food, a regatta, the annual Sam Bass Shootoutreenactment, and a pepper-eating contest. Afterthat, it’s time to ramp things up with skydivers at8pm, the music of the <strong>Austin</strong> Symphonic Band, and,finally, fireworks. Round Rock Amphitheater,301 W. Bagdad, 512/341-3361. Free.www.roundrockfrontierdays.com.LAGO VISTA’S FOUTH OF JULY CONCERT VanWilks headlines a day of live music culminating withfireworks at dusk. Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4, 11:30am-10pm. Bar KPark, off RR 1431 & Bar K Ranch Road, Lago Vista,512/267-4998. Free. www.lagovistajuly4.org.LAKEWAY JULY FOURTH CELEBRATION An earlyparade (8:30am) livens up Lakeway Drive before itcrashes into the pageant at the Lakeway ActivityCenter (10:30am). From there, live music, flyovers,and stories start at 5:30pm at the park. All thisending with fireworks augmented by a laser lightshow. Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4. Lakeway City Park,502 Hurst Creek Rd. www.laketravis.com.RED, WHITE, & BUDA Bring a picnic, buy somethingthere, decorate your vehicle for the kidsparade, enjoy patriotism-rousing music, and oohand aah at the fireworks. Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4, 5pm. BudaCity Park, Downtown Buda, 295-9999.www.budachamber.com.ROUND ROCK EXPRESS FREEDOM FEST JerryJeff Walker and Kellie Pickler headline this sweatfestmasquerading as a music festival. Fireworksadd visuals to the music come nightfall. Yourticket money appropriately goes to the Children ofFallen Soldiers Organization. Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4, 6-11pm.Dell Diamond, 3400 E. Palm Valley, Round Rock,512/255-2255. $20. www.roundrockexpress.com.SAN MARCOS SUMMERFEST Twelve hours ofactivities for the kids, live music, fireworks, and heatstroke.Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4, 11am-11pm. Plaza Park,401 E. Hopkins St., 393-5900.SPICEWOOD’S FOURTH OF JULY PARADE Line upon County Road 404, and watch the moving celebrationof independence. Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4, 9am.www.spicewoodlions.org.SYMPHONY & FIREWORKS ON LADY BIRD LAKENot only will Peter Bay of the <strong>Austin</strong> SymphonyOrchestra be swinging his baton like a patriot backdroppedby the best fireworks in Central Texas, buthe has a Howitzer cannon at his strictly musicaldisposal. Get there early, bring a blanket, and bracefor the audio/visual onslaught. Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4, 8:30pm.Auditorium Shores, South First at Lady Bird Lake,442-2263.TAKE BACK AMERICA TEA PARTY You know,democrats aren’t the only ones who can congregateand bloviate at the Capitol. Why not celebrate independencewith some talk of smaller governmentand less federal spending? All that ire works up ahunger, so there’s barbecue to be had afterward.Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4, 2-6pm. Texas Capitol, 1100 Congress,476-5905. Free. www.austinreteaparty.com.VEGGIE DOG EATING CONTEST Entry gets you onefree nonmeat dog, ice cream, live music, and a frontrow seat to the veggie spectacle. Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4, 1pm.Tiniest Bar in Texas, 817 W. Fifth, 902-6177. $5.www.veggiedogcontest.com.VOLENTE BEACH Since you’re keeping cool atthe water park, why not stick around for live musicand fireworks? Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4, 8pm. Volente BeachWaterpark, 16107 Wharf Cove (FM 2769), Volente,512/258-5109. $5 after 8pm, normal admission topark before 8pm.WIMBERLEY INDEPENDENCE DAY PARADE &JUBILEE <strong>The</strong> parade starts at Lion’s Field at 10amand continues to the Old Baptist Church. After that,it’s time to party for our right to fight at the BlueHole Park (333 Blue Hole Ln.). Fri., <strong>July</strong> 3, 10am.847-2201. www.wimberley.org.YELLOW BIKE’S FOURTH PROJECT <strong>The</strong> InvincibleCzars perform Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture beforeRebecca Havemeyer big-ups America with thehelp of Little Stolen Moments. And no Yellow BikeProject event would be complete without releasingyellow bikes into the wild of <strong>Austin</strong> streets. Sat., <strong>July</strong>4, 1pm. Wooldridge Square Park, 900 Guadalupe,477-1566. www.austinyellowbike.org.YMCA FAMILY FUN FESTIVAL Food, drinks, games,arts, crafts, contests, and the all-important pool toensure that your kids don’t start dropping like flies.Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4, 11am-2pm. YMCA East CommunitiesBranch, 5315 Ed Bluestein, 933-9622. Free.www.austinymca.org.NEIGHBORHOOD HABITAT CHALLENGE Get theneighborhood organized, and start making your yardmore hospitable to wildlife. If your neighborhoodends up with the largest number of certified wildlifehabitats … well, isn’t that enough? Through Nov. 15.327-8181 x29. www.keepaustinwild.com.SHARE! FOREIGN EXCHANGE Act globally right fromyour home by opening your door to a high schoolexchange student placed by the nice folks at Share!Browse the applications to find the kid who’s a goodfit with your family. What have you got to lose … butyour myopia? 800/941-3738. ycoffman@sharesouthwest.org, www.sharesouthwest.org.SMALL-BUSINESS START-UP CLASSES FoundationCommunities offers business classes for the selfemployedor small-business owner. Get the tools youSUBMISSION INFORMATION:<strong>The</strong> <strong>Austin</strong> <strong>Chronicle</strong> is published every Thursday. Info is due theMonday of the week prior to the issue date. <strong>The</strong> deadline for the<strong>July</strong> 17 issue is Monday, <strong>July</strong> 6. Include name of event, date, time,location, price, phone number(s), a description, and any availablephotos or artwork. Include SASE for return of materials.Send submissions to the attention of the appropriate writer (seeroster below). Mail to the <strong>Chronicle</strong>, PO Box 49066, <strong>Austin</strong>, 78765;fax, 458-6910; or e-mail:60 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 3, <strong>2009</strong> a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o mneed to avoid common business mistakes. Timesand locations vary, so call or e-mail for specifics.211. Free. selfemployed@foundcom.org.d SUMMER SCHOOL MEALS Kids ages 1-18enrolled in summer classes in <strong>Austin</strong> schools areeligible for free food service. Call for more info.414-0251.SUMMER WATER DONATIONS Texas summer temperaturesare uncomfortable for anyone but especiallyfor those who don’t have reasonably cool homesfor respite. Mobile Loaves & Fishes is looking forbottled-water donations to keep everyone hydrated.Monetary donations can be made via www.mlfnow.org/water, or cases of water can be delivered to the St.John Neumann commissary (903 Capital of TX Hwy.).Kate X Messer or Ash Bell (Gay Place):gayplace@austinchronicle.com.Mark Fagan (Sports):gameplans@austinchronicle.com.James Renovitch (everything else):calendar@austinchronicle.com.Questions? Contact Wayne Alan Brenner, Listingseditor, 454-5766 or brenner@austinchronicle.com.& laterGLOBAL YOUTH PEACE SUMMIT Seventyinternational, refugee, immigrant and localyouth ages 11-18 gather to learn what it meansto be a peaceful leader in a global community. Goonline to sign up ($775, scholarships available),donate money to sponsor a student, or find a volunteeropportunity that suits you. Aug. 8-16. Wimberley,476-8884. www.amalafoundation.org/gyps.html.` GOT BV? No darlin’, not bacterial vaginosis. It’sthe Butch Voices fundraiser featuring butchie typesstripping, auctioning dates, and many genderrificperformances to benefit the first-ever Butch VoicesConference <strong>2009</strong> in Oakland. Sat., <strong>July</strong> 11, 9pm.Rusty Spurs, 405 E. Seventh, 482-9002.LADIES ROCK CAMP Ladies Rock Camp is muchlike the Girls Rock Camp it benefits: instrumentinstruction, parties, workshops, and a rock-star finaleat a local club. Brush up on your rock kicks, andhelp the younger set brush up on their confidenceand self-image. Register online. Fri.-Sun., <strong>July</strong> 17-19.Griffin School, 710 E. 41st, 236-0969. $350.www.girlsrockcampaustin.org.` OL’ SKOOL FOODIES HOUSE PAR-TAY &BARBECUE Bring a dish. Now, you can interpretthat anyway you like: A plate of meat (or fake meat)for the grillin’? A lovely crudité? A hot mama? All ina private, centrally located backyard, loaded to thegills with local gals on the prowl. Let us break breadtogether on our knees. Yes, please. Sat., <strong>July</strong> 11,7pm. E-mail for details, directions, and to get on theFoodies list. Free. beatsagogo@aol.com.` TAINTED LOVE 2: RETURN OF THE TAINT Anight of drag-fabulousness featuring renditions ofCyndi Lauper, Boy George, Pet Shop Boys, and manymore, plus auctions and raffles all to benefit TexasConference of Clubs Landsite and the Wright HouseWellness Center. Sat., <strong>July</strong> 11, 9pm. Chain Drive, 504Willow, 480-9017. www.geocities.com/lonestarleathermen/lsl,www.ctbol.org/index2.html.` WANDA SYKES Fresh from the president’snipples, she’s hot, she’s out, and she’s comin’ togetcha. Saturday, <strong>July</strong> 11, 7pm. <strong>Austin</strong> Music Hall, 208Nueces, 263-4146. www.austinmusichall.com.d YOUTH LEADERSHIP DEVELOPMENT RETREATKids and young adults from eighth grade to seniorsin college are invited to register for this AmericanRed Cross of Central Texas sponsored retreat.Admission covers food, board, course materials,and speakers from successful local businesses andnonprofits. Go to www.centex.redcross.org/volunteer/youth.php to download a registration packet. Sat.-Sun.<strong>July</strong> 25-26. Texas State University, Performing Arts andConference Center, San Marcos, 512/929-1221. $40.
I sometimes think the thing I most like aboutspectator sports is their capacity to crush our mostardent hopes and dreams. We live in an age ofcontrivance, of spectacle, of whatthe historian Daniel Boorstincalled the “pseudo-event,” of whatthe French social theorist JeanBaudrillard described as “thesubtle, maleficent, elusive twistingof meaning” – of our denying reality.<strong>The</strong> Bush administration made ahigh art of this, but it wasn’t alone.We’ve had an economy predicatedon illusions of wealth, and untilrecently it seemed that as longwe all bought in to those illusions,reality couldn’t bite us in the ass.Now, to be a sports fan is tobe an incurable romantic, foreverholding out hope that the ChicagoCubs will finally win the WorldSeries, that Cleveland (the mostvexed city in sports) will at longlast get its groove back and wina championship, that after 31years some gallant Thoroughbredwill finally win a Triple Crown. Yet,paradoxically, sports fans arealso realists. We dreamimprobable dreams, butwe understand that realitybats last.A few recent examplescome to mind. A coupleSundays ago at the U.S.Open Championship, the sportswriterssat at their keyboards withbated breath, itching to write oneof two storybook narratives. In thefirst, we had the always likablePhil Mickelson, whose wife, Amy,had recently been diagnosed withbreast cancer. In the second, wehad the tortured David Duval,once the best golfer in the world,now ranked 882nd, tied for thelead on the penultimate hole. <strong>The</strong>sportsBY MARK FAGANplayingthroughBY THOMAS HACKETTPlease writeMr. Hackett atplayingthrough@austinchronicle.com.heartwarming, overcoming-adversitystories were practically writingthemselves. But then Mickelsonbogeyed the 15th and 17th holes,Duval lipped out a par putt on 17,and the two tied for second to,um, Lucas Glover. For all I know,Glover is a pimped-out mack daddyoff the course, complex and charismatic,but on it, he looks like anAmway salesman, without a compellingbone in his body.But you know what? Good forGlover – for not accommodatingour sentimental longings. Good forDwight Howard and the OrlandoMagic for ruining the marketers’dreams of a LeBron James andKobe Bryant matchup in the NBAchampionship. Good for jockeyKent Desormeaux for dashingfellow Cajun Calvin Borel’s questto win the Triple Crown. And asmuch as I don’t like it, good evenfor Brazil for coming backfrom a 2-0 halftime deficitto put the upstart UnitedStates squad in its place,3-2, in the final of theConfederations Cup.Don’t get me wrong.I’m as sentimental asthe next guy. I was pullingfor Mickelson and Duval, LeBronand Borel, U.S. soccer’s ClintDempsey and Landon Donovan,just as I was pulling for AugieGarrido and the Texas Longhornsbaseball team in the College WorldSeries. It’s just that when oursports dreams do come true, it’snice to know that, unlike so manyother things in life, the victorieshaven’t been contrived.listingsTHE MAIN EVENTTEXAS PREMIER FOOTBALL CAMP ANDGOLF TOURNEY will benefit the Boys& Girls Clubs of the <strong>Austin</strong> Area. Kidsages 7-18 will learn all the fundamentalfootball skills and drills that the pros usefrom some of the NFL’s finest (MichaelHuff, Nathan Vasher, Roy Williams, CedricGriffin, and many more). <strong>The</strong> celebritygolf tourney will benefit the Cole PittmanMemorial Fund. Camp: Thu.-Fri., <strong>July</strong> 9-10,9am-3pm. St. Michael’s Catholic Academy,3000 Barton Creek Blvd. Golf tourney:Sat., <strong>July</strong> 11, 1:30pm. Falconhead GolfClub, 15201 Falconhead Blvd.www.texaspremiercamp.com.w REVENGE OF THE BUNS: VEGGIEHOT DOG EATING CONTEST In additionto being a ton of fun, this event hostedby iLoveMikeLitt also promotes “independencefrom meat and its harmful environmentalimpacts.” Entry fee includes a freeveggie dog for noncompetitors as well asfree NadaMoo! ice cream, live music fromHollywood Gossip, and special guests. Allages are welcome. Competition at 2pm.Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4, 1-4pm. Tiniest Bar in Texas,817 W. Fifth. $5. www.veggiedogcontest.com.THE HOME TEAMSTEXAS ROLLERGIRLS <strong>The</strong> Hustlers willbattle the Hotrod Honeys, and the HonkyTonk Heartbreakers look to lasso the HellMarys with prebout music provided bySan Fran’s the Pleasure Kills and halftimejams courtesy of ex-Groovie Ghoulie KepiGhoulie. Sun., <strong>July</strong> 5, 6:30pm (doors).Playland Skate Center, 8822 McCann Dr.$15 ($12, advance). www.txrollergirls.com.ROUND ROCK EXPRESS Head out tothe Dell, and catch the rising stars ofthe Astros organization. Vs. Nashville:Thu.-Fri., <strong>July</strong> 2-3, 7:05pm. Dell Diamond,3400 E. Palm Valley Blvd., Round Rock,512/255-2255. $6-13.www.roundrockexpress.com.w AUSTIN AZTEX U-23 <strong>The</strong> Aztexyoungsters are playing their second seasonin the Premier Development League.This game is being held at Texas State’sBobcat Stadium. See “Soccer Watch,”right, for more. Vs. Laredo: Fri., <strong>July</strong> 3,7:30pm. Bobcat Stadium at Texas State,San Marcos. $8 adults, $5 kids, kids under5 free. www.austinaztex.com.ALTERNATIVE SOFTBALL LEAGUE ALL-STAR GAME <strong>The</strong> finest (drunken) athletesfrom all of <strong>Austin</strong>’s most awesome establishments(BookPeople, Waterloo Records,Emo’s Lounge, KOOP Radio, SXSW, C3Presents, Wheatsville, the <strong>Chronicle</strong>, etc.)will be lacing them up in the ASL’s secondannual all-star game. Afterparty at Red 7.Sun., <strong>July</strong> 5, 7:30pm. Krieg Field,517 S. Pleasant Valley. Free.www.myspace.com/alternativesoftballleague.RECREATION & FITNESSw JESUS CHAVEZ BOXING CLINICBoys and girls ages 12-17 will learnsome life skills, how to stay fit, propernutrition, and, most fun of all, the sweetscience of boxing. Free boxing exhibitionFriday, <strong>July</strong> 10, at 6pm. Tue.-Fri., <strong>July</strong> 7-10,9am-4pm. Palmer Events Center,900 Barton Springs Rd.AUSTIN MASTERS SWIMMING CITYCHAMPIONSHIPS features many differentevents split by age and gender. Sun.,<strong>July</strong> 5, 9am. <strong>The</strong> Jewish Community Assoc i-ation of <strong>Austin</strong> pool, 7300 Hart, 327-2260.www.americanswimmingassociation.com.SUPER SERIES WORLD SERIESBASEBALL TOURNEY Round Rock playshost to this hard-ball tourney featuringteams from across Texas. Kids ages 11to 16 will participate. Sat.-Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4-11and Fri.-Wed., <strong>July</strong> 17-22. Old Settlers Park,3300 E. Palm Valley Blvd., Round Rock.www.sportscapitaloftexas.com.w EAST-WEST GAME DAY It’s theEastsiders vs. the Westsiders in this family-friendlygathering at the historic PalmPark, featuring old-timey games such assack races, watermelon dives, washertourneys, and much more. Let’s breakdown that I-35 barrier. Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4, 4-8pm.Palm Park, 601 E. Third. pio@grandecom.net.FIRST SATURDAY AT HARVEY PENICKGOLF COURSE “Try before you buy” lotsof new and used golf equipment. <strong>The</strong>rewill also be putting and closest-to-the-pincontests and free 30-minute golf lessons.Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4, 8am. Penick Golf Campus,5501 Ed Bluestein Blvd., 926-1100.RUNS, WALKS, & RIDESFIRECRACKER 5K EVENING RUNEnjoy a flat and fast 5K run. Thu., <strong>July</strong> 2,7:30pm. River Ridge Business Park onemile north of San Marcos, 512/393-8280.$15 ($20 day of race).LAGO VISTA FIRECRACKER 5K Get outof the city for this fun run along the northshore of Lake Travis. Fourth of <strong>July</strong> festivitiesfollow. Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4, 8am; wheelchairsat 7:45am; mile fun run at 7:30am. Heath erPark, Lago Vista. www.lagovistajuly4.org.austinchronicle.com/sportsNELSON SCHOLARSHIP 5K RUN Celebratethe Fourth with this chip-timed loopthrough the Berry Creek and Logan Ranchneighborhoods in George town. Proceedsbenefit the Nelson Tennis Foundation,which provides scholarships for GeorgetownHigh students. Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4, 7:30am.Berry Creek Racquet Club, 449 ChampionsDr., Georgetown, 512/818-0551.www.nelsontennisfoundation.net.SUNSTROKE SUMMER STAMPEDERACE NO. 8 A series of 12 chip-timed5K races on two alternating courses(Brushy Creek and Town Lake Trail) eachWednesday night this summer. Wed.,<strong>July</strong> 8, 7pm. Town Lake Trail (I-35 at theRiverside parking lot), 444-2800 x8900.www.summerstampede.com.FREEDOM 5000 Runners in this thirdannual5K will enjoy a beautiful routethrough West <strong>Austin</strong>. Proceeds benefitthe Runtex Foundation and the VolunteerServices for the <strong>Austin</strong> State School.Parking available inside the facilitygrounds. Sat., <strong>July</strong> 4, 8am. 2203 W. 35th,472-3254.SUBMISSION INFORMATION:<strong>The</strong> <strong>Austin</strong> <strong>Chronicle</strong> is published everyThursday. Info is due the Monday of the week priorto the issue date. <strong>The</strong> deadline for the <strong>July</strong> 17issue is Monday, <strong>July</strong> 6. Include name of event,date, time, location, price, phone number(s), adescription, and any available photos or artwork.Include SASE for return of materials.Send submissions to the appropriate writer(see below). Mail to the <strong>Chronicle</strong>, POB 49066,<strong>Austin</strong>, 78765; fax, 458-6910; or e-mail:Mark Fagan (Sports):gameplans@austinchronicle.com.Questions? Contact Wayne Alan Brenner, Listingseditor, at brenner@austinchronicle.com.BY NICK BARBARO soccer watchAs we go to press Wednesday evening, the <strong>Austin</strong> Aztex are hostingthe Houston Dynamo in the U.S. Open Cup round of 16; that result willbe online by the time you read this. <strong>The</strong> night before, United SoccerLeague teams won four games out of six in their first day of Open Cupcompetition against Major League Soccer clubs. In the biggest surprises,the defending champion Columbus Crew lost at home to theRochester Rhinos, and New England lost at home to Harrisburg City of theUSL-2. In fact, the only MLS wins were by Kansas City over Minnesota inpenalty kicks and D.C. United over the amateur Ocean City Barons. Alsoadvancing: Wilmington (USL-2) over Chicago and Charleston (USL-1) overChivas USA. <strong>The</strong> Cup quarterfinals are next Tuesday, <strong>July</strong> 7; the Aztex-Dynamo winner plays at Charleston.<strong>The</strong> Aztex U-23s had a rough road trip last weekend – a 1-1 drawagainst the Laredo Heat on Friday, followed by a 5-1 loss to Rio GrandeValley on Sunday, leave the Azteclets tied with El Paso for first place in thePDL Mid South Division, with four games left to play. <strong>The</strong>y host third-placeLaredo this Friday, <strong>July</strong> 3, 7:30pm, at Bobcat Soccer Complex in San Marcos– a huge game, since only the Top 2 teams make the playoffs.Wow! What a gutsy (and unexpected) turnaround by the U.S. men in theConfederations Cup last week in South Africa. After clawing their wayinto the knockout round with a six-goal turnaround on the last day ofgroup play, the Yanks ended Spain’s world-record winning streak in thesemis, then went up 2-0 in the final against the best Brazilian squad inyears before wilting in the second half and losing 3-2… So, is it time tocare about soccer? Stephen Colbert thinks so; see why on our Sportsblog at austinchronicle.com/sports.Got a sporting event you’d like to see listed in<strong>The</strong> <strong>Austin</strong> <strong>Chronicle</strong>? Submit your sporty happeningonline at austinchronicle.com/commform.a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 3, <strong>2009</strong> T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 61