July 3, 2009 - The Austin Chronicle

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You might even want to just wet your clothes downbefore you go outside … oh, wait a minute … you won’t have to – at 100-plus degrees your clothes should be soaked shortly after you step outside.July through September in Austin is just one long wet T-shirt contest anyway,so if you’re a little bashful about showing off your b(m)oobs, you might trysporting something synthetic – some sort of petroleum-based fiber that claimsto “wick away the moisture.” Question is: Away to where? All that sweat isn’texactly itching to hop into the atmosphere. It seems much happier forminga rivulet down your ass crack. Infact, if anything “wicks away theThe Luv DocAustin Symphony July 4thConcert & FireworksSat., July 4, 8:30pmAuditorium ShoresSouth First at Lady Bird Lakewww.austinsymphony.orgmoisture,” it’s gravity. Syntheticfabrics treat moisture like an uglybaby. They just keep passing italong hoping they’re not the onethat ends up holding it. Even ifyou do drop some coin on somespace age sportswear, you’ll stillprobably be rocking a matchingpair of underarm crescents atthe very least. After all, this ain’tPhoenix, a place where peoplecan live their entire lives withoutever knowing what it feels like to actually sweat. If it’s summertime in Austinand you’re outside and not sweating, there’s a really good chance that you’redead … or perhaps reincarnated as a dog. Either way, that’s particularly badnews this weekend because dogs tend to be skittish around fireworks, anddead people, though unfazed by sudden loud noises, are pretty much uselessfor anything other than holding the punk steady and being easy scapegoatsfor smelly farts. You’re better off sweating buckets. Besides, it’s the popularthing to do. Just make sure to replenish your fluids, even if it takes a hose anda funnel to keep up. Hey, nobody’s forcing you to bong beer (even thoughsometimes your frat brothers make you feel that way). You could be a rebeland throw in an occasional can of sparkling water. You’d get the same gnarlyburp, torrential pee stream, and tepid, flat, backwash finish, plus maybe saveyourself that bangin’ headache the next morning. Still, if you choose to inhalenothing but Natty Light through a tube all day, that’s your business (Anheuser-Busch isn’t going to complain either). Sure, it will decimate your motor skillsand analytical-reasoning ability (remember the $634 you spent on fireworkslast year?), but beer-bonging is one of those inalienable American rights youhave to exercise to keep from losing – sort of like chain-smoking and Romancandle fights. It’s also an irrefutably efficient form of beverage delivery, andno one loves efficiency more than Americans – well, except Germans, wholove beer and efficiency perhaps too much. That’s a dangerous combination,especially when you combine it with fireworks, which is a good reason to turnover the pyrotechnics to sober professionals. This Saturday pretty much everyhamlet and bedroom community of Austin is throwing some sort of fireworksdisplay, so you should only have to stumble out onto your front lawn to enjoythe show. Here in Austin, your best bet is to bus it down to Auditorium Shores,where conductor Peter Bay and the Austin Symphony will be blowing it upright along with the fireworks with their stirring rendition of Tchaikovsky’s1812 Overture accompanied by 75-millimeter howitzer cannons from theTexas National Guard Salute Battery. Sounds awesome, right? OK, but there’sone catch: If you bring your beer bong, you need to keep it on the downlow,because alcohol and glass containers aren’t allowed in the park.a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 3, 2009 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 113