1924 - Linton Public Library

THE 1924 REVUE 1211 111 1.1 11~ . 111I 1 . '1 1I 1 . : 1II 1 . 111 1 . '1 111 . 11111 . :1II: . i111 1 . 1 11 11 . :1I11 . ' 1I 11 . ' I I I1 . ' 1I 1: . 1I 1i . IIII . 'I II1 . :j I11. 1II1I . 111 1 1 . 111 11 . 1111 1 . : 11 11 . 111 11 . 11 111 . 11 1 11. :1 111 . 11 111'. 111 11,.WINTRY MORN SONG.\,Stands nigh the farmer's rattley FordWith its loud squawking horn;No other car is so hard to startUpon a wintry morn.First the farmer br::shes clearThe snow from off the top,And tells it if it does not startThat he will call a Cop.He calls for help from the neighbor3,From his wife and children eight,He begins to clean the spark plugsAnd the tires to inflate.He then jacks up a rea~' wheel,And winds and spins and cranks­A cough, a miss, then silenceIs all he gets for thanks.,JHe coaxes it and threatens it,And swears he'll take its life;It budge not, and thereuponHe calls to his dear wife.Oh Ma! bring out the teapot,Hot water and hot bricks,Pull down the gas, push up the spark,Don't you know this thing kicks?,IIiIIIIII ItiItIFor Home-madeHe then calls a mechanic,And a great magician, too,A man who practices bla::k-art,A seer and a great Hindu.But the stubborn FORD will not r cspD.1To passes, work nor talk,So the farmer says, "By jiggers,I'll j1:st ~ 'et out and walk."-LESLIE MYERS.GO TO THEGREEK CANDYSTORECandies-Ice CrealnL. -.. ---FINE CHOCOLATEAND DRINKS13 North Main Street.,I It III•