1924 - Linton Public Library

116 TIlE 19::4 REVUE• ~1I1. 1111 • .lIIII. :IIIII. IHI,. IIII . IIII. :III . ~ 11I '. IIII, II .l III I.,IIIII.,II II I. IIIII. IIII '. IIIII. III I :. IIII I I • .lIIII. ,1111,. 11111. 11111. 11111. IIII!. IIIII. 1111,. 11111. 11111. 1111'. 11111,Iin your home townIFROESCHKE'S SHOE STORE~ ------------------ ---------------------------------------~SMALL SAYINGS.•1. There is no cigar bad-but will someday meet its end.2. Some men never have respect for old age unless its bottled.3. "It's the little things in life that tells," as she dragged her kid brother froml.'11derneath the sofa.4. "It's too deep for me," grumbled the absentminded college professor as hefell into the open man-hole.5. We'd like to tell the joke about the crude oil, but it isn't refined.6. How much does Dayton, O.?What did St. Louis, Mo . ?Why is Chicago, IlL?Who's in the Philadelphia, Penn.?Whom did Topeka, Kan. ?Is there any flowers grow in the Vrilmington, Del. ?Miss Laubach was asked where she taught this winter and when she told themthey said: "Oh! "That's where they say 'Oh, go to Grass.'''Miss Harrison announced in the assembly: "There has been a brown glove loston both floors."Miss McKissick (in English class)-How would you tell Abraham Lincoln whatan aeroplane was?Robert L. Akl·e-I would compare it.Teacher-What would you compare it with?R. L. A.-I would compare it with a bird, because it flys and has wings, motol'and propeller.~-------------------------- ----------------------- ~FURN ACE REPAIRSWe furnish repairs for any furnace, range, stove, water or steamboiler, or oil stove. Stoves called for and returned. Stoves loaned whil"repairs are being made. Repair, remodel and correct faulty constructioll-make them to deliver 100 per cent heat. Place the order early-nowsothe stove will be ready at firing time.CHAPMAN- 30 Years in Linton97 Twelfth Street, s. E . Phone 109. P . o. Box 205FREE-Printed firing and fuel saving instructions for furnace or boileruser on request in writing---------------------------------------------------------- ~o