1924 - Linton Public Library

102 THE 1924 REVUE• ~1I,. I IIII. 1111 1. 1111 1. 1I111. 11111. 11 11 111 11 11i. 111 l. 11111.:11111.11111.:11111.,11111.1 111 111 1111 1. 111 1,.11 1 111.11111 ,.,111 11.:1111 . 1111 1. 1 1111. 1111 1 . : 1 111 1. 1111:. 11 111. 1111 '. 11 1 11. 111 11f~--------------------------------------·------------------------- ~LINTON DRUG COMPANYAVERY MURRAYt ___.D_._~_~_GA Good Place to Buy__ S _______.______S_.U __ N_D ___ R_IE_.._~_._._._._.._._._._._._~_A_N___ D_Y __ ~ . ••ARCHIBALD'S COURTSHIP.Archibald, he wuz a nice fellet' who had a girl, which wuz very purty, which onenite she asked him to cu m and sea her. He sed he wood cum.Now this girl, Eggnez, had a littul bruther which she thot wuz very good whichhe wuzn't. This littul bruther heerd Archibald say he wuz cumin' to sea his sister soh e ups and t hinks to hisself, "Now, jes' w'at kin I do?"After grate cunsiderashun he hits upon a plan. He went and got his ammyouneshunwhich wuz sum stick in' plaster frum the drug store. That nite jes' be 4Archibald cum t his littul bruther stuck it in the cushun of the best chare in the livin'room. When Archibald CUln s w'y, he goz and sets down in this chare. Eggnez, she'saeful glad to sea Archibald and t hay set and talk till long about 11 o'clock he louse hehaz to go. So he gets up, ,yes, he gets up! But when he gets up, the cushun in thechare gets up alsow. He tries to pull it off and he can't! So he sez kinda friendly like,"Yer cushun seems reel attached to me, Miss Eggnez." And Eggnez, she didn' t nllwhat to do, so she got holt of the cushun and begin to pull this way and that andArchibald begin to g-it reel red in the face and he sez kinda ankshus like, "1-1-1woodn't pull to hard, Miss E gg-nez, my- my- er-my pant are-er- er sorta old'"Wal, Archibald had to ware the cushun home, but when he sent it back he had t osend a pees of his pants ... ~ith it.And they livved happily ever after.With respecked and affecshunate t o the reeder,LORENA LETSINGER, '24.~ -- -_ ..A. H. WITTYA Clean StoreA Clean Stock309 "J" Street NorthwestGROCERIES . MEATS &DRY G OODSPrompt ServiceA Square D€alPhone 339-K.II'