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The Masses Vol. 5, No. 2 (November 1913) - Brown University Library

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6 THE MASSES.Drawn by K. R. Chamberlain.'HENRY, HERE'S AN ARTICLE ABOUT A GIRL WHO WENT WRONG—WHY, I THOUGHT THEY PASSED A MINIMUM WAGE LAW, OR SOMETHING, WHICH PREVENTEDSUCH DISTRESSING THINGS."A Dog in <strong>The</strong> MangerAΤ the approach of the season of chill when everybodywants to get into a nice warm jail for thewinter, it is interesting to note that millionaires havethe right of way.Thomas Mott Osborne, capitalist and philanthropist,entered Auburn Prison September 29th to serve aweek's self-imposed sentence. He entered m a summersuit, got an outfit of nice warm gray flannels, socks,shoes and cap, a shave, hair cut, bread, coffee, bath,potatoes and sweet pickles—all free.<strong>No</strong>w although he's a philanthropist, Mr. Osbornetakes no note of the fact that he's filching food fromthe mouth of some poor devil who wants to go to jailand can't get in.We're not saying that Mr. Osborne shouldn't be injail.But all up and down the Bowery you can find poorhomeless, restless, roving levils who have a right to Mr.Osborne's sinecure. <strong>The</strong>y're looking for a comfortablejail for the winter; but they can't go to a judge theway he did, and fix it up. <strong>The</strong> judge would tell themto go out and assault a cop, or get drunk, or snatcha purse, or do some other thing highly disagreeableto a sensitive soul.It is very discouraging that a milionaire can get intojail by divine right while a poor down-and-outer mustpainfully work his way in. It seems to me to beabout the last straw. Society built the jails for thedown-and-outers. This was the one place consecratedto their uses. And now even this is wide open foranybody that has a little money. R. C. B.RoyaltyΤ F all the kings of heathendom and Christendom stillmoreWere spanked across the bottom and let out the kitchendoor,And told to earn their living and a little somethingmore—It wouldn't jar the course of things enough to raisea smile,But it would make me happy and that would be worthwhile.TOD O'SHEEL.<strong>The</strong>Passing of <strong>The</strong> HorseA LETTER in the New York Times tells of astenographer whose eyes gave out and who turnedto the farm for a livelihood."I had $800," he says, "but was possessed of a good,strong wife, who did all the heavy work, such as plowing,planting, splitting wood, etc. A wife is an absolutenecessity—on the farm. I am a Southerner bybirth," he adds, "and am therefore naturally ambitious."Or AnthonyComstockEngland is said to be considering a proposal tooffer America Mrs. Pankhurst in exchange forHarry K. Thaw. It sounds good as it is, but couldn'twe throw in Jerome?Anyway homicide is apparently held in high esteemin England. Tom Mann was sent to jail for urgingsoldiers not to shoot workingmen, and now many ofthe leaders of the Conservative party, including dukes,lords and generals, are openly engaged in arming thepeople of Ulster to resist the enforcement of the HomeRule law. HOWARD BRUBAKER.

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