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+p.22 EAST AUSTINSTUDIO DE-TOURHomesteading Artists Face aNew Challenge: a Maze of CityCode and Neighborhood politicsVOLUME 30H NUMBER 46JULY 15, 2011RADIOHAMSAustin Foodiesare Serving itUp On the Airby mm Pack p. 36.. / .... . .– .–. / –... .– –.–. ––– –.LAST CHANCE TO VOTE! BALLOT ON p.67see austinchronicle.com for breaking news, daily listings, oscars Meet Mondo, caligiuri’s top 22 (so far), books under the curly bulb, is hustle back or what?, and More paperless Zigs and Zags

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HTICLcontents6 PAGE TWOBY LOUIS BLACK8 POSTMARKSnews12 Sparks Grills Lawyers in UltrasoundCase; The Law(ns) of the Land:Westside Residents Drill for Water;Dis-Harmony From the Right; and MorePOINT AUSTINBY MICHAEL KING14 CITY HALL HUSTLEBY WELLS DUNBAR21 THE HIGHTOWER REPORT22 EAST AUSTIN STUDIO DE-TOURLocal artists face city code challengesin changing neighborhoodsBY MIKE KANINaustinchronicle.com/blogsEAUSBLOGSVLOGSGALLERIESBALLOTS +POLLSDAILY LISTINGSCOMMENTS +FORUMSTUNESGUIDESCONTESTSBREAKINGNEWSTINCHRO NE‘Best of Austin’ Ballot on p.67.28 LETTERS AT 3AMBY MICHAEL VENTURAarts31 Decoding Secrets onthe Radio; and ExposingSecret Identities in theGallery32 DARKNESS, THENLIGHT Amanda Eyre Wardon the story she alwaysknew she would tellBY KIMBERLEY JONES33 AFTER A FASHIONBY STEPHENMACMILLAN MOSERcalendar48 COMMUNITYOh, the Red Hot XX fundraiserand the Bastille Day Celebrationare just crying out for a little mixand-matchin your entertainmentschedule!50 DAY TRIPSBY GERALD E. MCLEOD53 SPORTSITALIAN STALLION CHALLENGEGet way stuffed at Way SouthPhillySOCCER WATCHBY NICK BARBARO54 ARTSReviewed: The Good Thief(Theatre); ‘Heir Today, GoneTomorrow’ (Visual Arts)food35 TenOak; Event Menu: July 16-21;and Food-o-File36 RADIO SNACK Food on theairwaves in AustinBY MM PACK37 RESTAURANT ROULETTEscreens39 Composer Brian Satterwhite;In Print: Shock Value; and FilmFlam40 THAT TIME OF THE MONTHChristian Remde is spanningthe calendar year with hisTwelve Films ProjectBY MELANIE HAUPT58 FILMHarry Potter and the DeathlyHallows: Part 2, The Trip, The LastMountain60 SHOWTIMES64 SPECIAL SCREENINGS66 MUSICRECOMMENDED Ernest Gonzales’Mexicans With Guns, plus WayneKramer, Dwight Yoakam, Ray Price,Matthew Ryan, the Wooden Birds,Eels, the Coathangers, Monarchs,Iceage, and much more70 VENUES72 ROADSHOWS + CLUB LISTINGSVOL. 30, NO. 46 JULY 15, 2011COVER ILLUSTRATION BYJASON STOUTmusic43 BOBBY WHITLOCK An excerptfrom the local Domino’s new Rock ’n’Roll Autobiography44 ROCK & ROLL SUMMER READINGEllen Willis, Bob Mould, RickSpringfield, Bob Dylan & WoodyGuthrie, Dinosaur Jr., CosmicCowboys, etc.47 NEWS OF THE WEIRDback83 LOVERS LANE85 COMIXEASY STREETTHE LUV DOCMR. SMARTY PANTS86 CLASSIFIEDS90 CAR TALK94 FREE WILLASTROLOGYSENIOR EDITORSMANAGING EDITOR Cindy Widner FILM Marjorie BaumgartenARTS Robert FairesMUSIC Raoul HernandezNEWS Michael KingNEWS MANAGING EDITOR Amy SmithFOOD Virginia B. WoodSCREENS, BOOKS Kimberley JonesSPECIAL ISSUES, GUIDES, INTERNS Kate MesserASSOCIATE EDITORSNEWS Nora AnkrumCALENDARARTS LISTINGS Wayne Alan BrennerMUSIC Audra SchroederCOMMUNITY LISTINGS James RenovitchASST. LISTINGS Anne HarrisSTAFF WRITERSWells Dunbar, Margaret Moser, Lee Nichols, Marc Savlov, Jordan SmithCONTRIBUTING WRITERSOFF THE RECORD Austin PowellFASHION Stephen MacMillan MoserLETTERS AT 3AM Michael VenturaDAY TRIPS Gerald E. McLeodMR. SMARTY PANTS R.U. SteinbergLITERA Ric WilliamsCLASSICAL, DANCE LISTINGS Robi PolgarPRODUCTIONCREATIVE DIRECTOR/PRODUCTION MANAGER Jason StoutASST. 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Program Notes‘Chronicle’ changes, present and futureBY LOUIS BLACKThe Austin Chronicle has long been an entityunto itself, with those of us who seem to be atthe helm actually having only limited control. Atits best, rather than being specifically authoredto reflect the opinions of only a very few, theChronicle happens, created by staff in the rushand chaos of unending publication, week afterweek after week. Consequently, instead of being atailored polemic or a narrowly focused diary, it is anever-changing mosaic of collected bits and pieces of ideas,services, goods, issues, concerns, and happenings that emergefrom the community, our readers, and our advertisers.Still, the overall structure and patterns are more carefullycreated. They are constantly being adjusted in both major andminor ways. The paper comes out of the community and itsown history, but, living as well in the present, it never reallystops evolving and changing. Often this just means tweaking –an ongoing effort to fine-tune the paper.There have been many times, however, when the paper hasbeen more seriously redesigned. On a number of occasions,the changes have been so dramatic as to constitute a majoroverhaul of structure, content, and intention. Currently, weare in the midst of a long-term, comprehensive considerationof every facet of the paper. The idea is to clear one’s head,shaking off the idea of the paper as it is in order to reimagineit. This involves thinking about what the paper is supposed tobe – what serves readers, as well as what they expect – whichmeans considering not only the overall construct but all thedifferent, significant parts of which it is composed.As extensive and thorough as this major consideration is,it doesn’t necessarily mean there will be dramatic structuralchanges. The idea is not to do things differently but to makesure the Chronicle reflects the best paper that we can produce.Critical to every step of this process is really thinking aboutwhat the paper is and the purpose it serves in the communityand in our readers’ lives. The staff’s shared mission at thispoint is to concentrate time and energy on reconsidering and,hopefully, improving the Chronicle.It would be disingenuous to ignore the major changes andtechnological innovations that are affecting print media. Certaineditorial content that has been integral to the paper since it firstpagetwostarted no longer serves the same function, giventhe range and extent of new media.In this context, the goal is to make sure thatthe weekly printed edition is reader-friendly,clearly focused, and relevant, with editorial contentthat is interesting, accessible, informative,and fun. This also means evaluating the relevanceof all editorial and listings content. One thing weagree on is that we need to include more reader feedbackin each issue. There is concern that the “Postmarks” titleitself is archaic, implying that it includes only snail mail. Wemay not be changing that name, but we will now be runningmore feedback from online posts and readers’ comments.Concurrently, this means conceptualizing the online versionas almost a different publication (though, of course, withshared qualities). One of the problematic areas is that thereis a truly staggering and extraordinary amount of informationavailable, as all of our issues dating back to 1995 have beenpublished online. These 16 years of Chronicles represent anembarrassment of riches in the realm of information and content,especially in regard to Austin. We are now looking at waysto improve access to all of that content.Think of it: There are archives of everything that was publishedduring that time in the Politics and News, Arts, Food,Screens, and Music sections. But not only that – there arealso film, video, and DVD reviews; the Short Story Contests;Restaurant Poll results; info on all the Hot Sauce Festivals; theRestaurant Guide; and a listing of happy hours. There are allthe South by Southwest issues, as well as the results of theannual Austin Chronicle Music Poll, the Austin Music Database,the Musicians Register, and “Best of Austin” issues. One canalso access all the regular columns and the many differentfeatures that have been published from 1995 on. There isprobably no more complete collection of information, history,and opinion encompassing the last decade and a half of Austintheatre, food, film, art, and music available anywhere.One of the changes already decided upon is that this columnwill run in the issue at about half the length it has in thepast. My thoughts and opinions will still be as voluminous andaccessible as ever, because as soon as I figure out how to do it,I’ll be starting my own blog.THE HIGHS, THE LOWS, THE LISTSNow well into our 30th year of publication (our 30thanniversary will be Sept. 4, 2011), we’re building up tothat notable milestone by, among other things, republishingthe first year’s issues online every two weeks andrunning a contest to spot vintage ads from some of ouroriginal advertisers in each week’s paper.In addition, we’re posting an ongoing feature called“30 Things”: our lists of 30 notable (or laughable or lamentable)takes on the Chronicle’s coverage, culture, andcommentary from the past three decades.Below is a list of the “30 Things” we’ve posted so far(yes, we have some catching up to do). This week, lookfor “30 Things We Thought Were Important at theTime,” which seems self-explanatory but will no doubtreflect the sharply honed insight of News Editor MichaelKing, who stepped up and took that particular bull by theshorthorns.You can find it all on our website: austinchronicle.com/year30.30 THINGS: THE RECAPHere’s the story so far:1) 30 Things People Say When They Visit the ChronicleOffices2) 30 Terms From ‘Chron’-style Volleyball3) 30 Clooneys4) 30 Crazy Carole Moments5) 30 Pages of Back Page Art6) 30 Personals/Messages/Shots in the Dark7) 30 Essential Environmental Stories8) 30 Ideas, Institutions, Musical Genres, etc., the‘Chronicle’ Has Declared Dead9) 30 Angry Letters10) 30 Sites Around Austin That Were Transformed IntoStages11) 30 Band Names12) 30 Oopses: Errors We Regret13) 30 ‘Chronicle’ Covers of NoteSTOREWIDE SUMMER SALELAST WEEK’S VINTAGE AD!This ad ran in our 16th issue,dated April 2, 1982. found last week’s vintage ad and got her name in the paper!paper!has also been entered in a bigger, end-of-the-year drawing fora If you want a chance to be more like ,just locate thevintage ad in the pages of this issue and go to austinchronicle.com/contestsaustinchronicle.com/contests. has also been entered in a bigger, end-of-the-year drawing for6 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o maustinchronicle.com/contestsLARKSPUR OVAL WOOD TABLE $399 00WOOD CHAIR $149 00 ea.7727 Burnet | 451-2144 | urbanlivingfurnitureaustin.com | mon. - sat. 10-6pm | sun. 1-5pmURBANLIVING

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PostmarksLAST COVER VERY INAPPROPRIATEDear Editor,Ashamed: A young woman smiling with twomen sandwiching her with the suggestion of theirpenises either going between her legs or into/toward her mouth covered by “XXXX.” This on thefront cover of your paper [“The Right Snuff,” Music,July 8]. I don’t care if it’s a picture from 1977 ora lead-up to a story about some countercultureicon of Austin. So much for all the work women’smovements have done to quell the exploitationof themselves by men. Some things just don’tchange. What a sad visual, influential messagethis is for our young people who read your paper.Was it meant to get a laugh, shock value, what?Certainly there must have been other imagesabout the icon that would have drawn people toread about him. This image is just wrong. Then Ilooked up your email address, and the oppositepage was an ad: “That’s American Apparel.” Justashamed. Then again I guess if it’s accepted bythe current culture, why not print it?Kathy HullReader COMMENTRegarding Capital Metro’s services for disabled customers:“I understand it must be difficultto be a disabled citizentrying to navigate around alarge city like Austin, however itappears that up until recently Capital Metrowas going beyond the call of duty regardingtheir paratransit services. I could be wrong,but I don’t believe most cities offer more thanwhat the ADA requires, which to my understandingdoes not include these taxi voucherspurportedly issued by Capital Metro. It seemsthat Capital Metro is simply taking the stepsnecessary to ensure they can continue tooperate and continue to provide services tothe disabled community. After all, CapitalMetro is not a for-profit entity; they are fundedby the taxpayer’s money. As long as they arefollowing ADA guidelines I don’t understandthe reason for the uproar.” – Whoanelly“Access Denied,” News, July 8austinchronicle.com/commentsReader COMMENTRegarding Capital Metro’s services for disabled customers:“OK, I’ve read the articleand read the comments.Having been a part of creatinga cab voucher programhere in CT using matching federal dollars,and having worked with and advocated forpeople with disabilities, I can only say thefollowing.“People with disabilities are people first,and are as individual as nondisabled folks.The only thing they have in common is theyears of discrimination and lack of access tothe world around them. Oh yeah, the ADA providedfor some measure of access, but muchof the world is still not available. Given thefact that 20% of the population in the USAhas a disability, I’m hoping that you’ll begin tounderstand that people with disabilities arenot “those” people; they are us. With the babyboomers now coming into their elder yearsand mobility being one of the first disabilitiesto be experienced, you may want to rethinkwhat your life would be like using an ineffective,non-cost-effective paratransit system.“A recent study of the use of taxisinstead of paratransit services proved thattaxis are more cost-effective than huge gassuckingvans that are late, if you can get aride within their limited schedule.Taxis cost about half what paratransitvan does. Federal dollars pay for capitalcosts for these vans and usually states payfor operating costs. Bottom line. Statescould save tax dollars by utilizing taxisinstead of paratransit, and people with disabilitieswould have opportunities to earnmoney, shop, and maybe spend money atyour business or have a social life like therest of us enjoy.“Get it together, Austin.”“Access Denied,” News, July 8austinchronicle.com/comments– 1kbarberLETTERS TO THE EDITOR must be signed with full name and include daytime phone number, fulladdress, or email address. Letters should be no longer than 300 words. We reserve the right to editall submissions. Letters may not be edited, added to, or changed by sender once we receive them.General e-mail address: mail@austinchronicle.com Postmarks forum: austinchronicle.com/forums/postmarksMailing address: The Austin Chronicle, PO Box 49066, Austin, TX 78765Reader COMMENTRegarding Artly Snuff:“Artly is an originalAustinite and an Austin original!I met ‘John Fox’ when hewas probably 11 years oldand me not much older. Even at that tenderage he displayed a unique quality … andlet’s remember this was the 1960s whenbeing different meant something muchmore sinister than rebellious youth in currentterms. Wonderful sense of humor andincredibly smart. Flash forward to late1960s, early 1970s when having long hairmeant you were either gay, female, orworse, a hippie … there was Artly!“It is just so refreshing to know that westill have such wonderful souls out therewho made this city what it is today. Austinis unique because of people like thisman. I grew up in this town and went tothe Vulcan, the Armadillo, Soap Creek,Antone’s, the Black Queen, One Knight,and the list goes on … but for me when Ithink of Mr. Snuff it has always been theRitz on Sixth Street where I first encounteredthe Savages back when Jim Franklinand Bill Livingood had it. If you rememberthat, you know what I mean. Trust me,there are some stories here, folks.Where can I send money? RememberUncle Seymore.” – Ted from Austin“The Right Snuff,” Music, July 8austinchronicle.com/commentsCONTINUED ON P.10 FULL SERVICEGuaranteed Repairs5015 Duval StreetMON-SAT 10-7SUN 12-5512.220.6766peddlerbike.com8 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o mGoodrichPC GuruIS MOVINGAll Computer Problems Solved, PC & MacFrom 4004 N. Lamar To 2200 S. LamarBetween Oxford and Goodrich2 Blocks South of OltorfShellTo Ben WhiteOxfordKinneyOltorfOfficeDepotLamar To Downtown383-0000see www.allpcproblems.com for informationTICKETGIVE-AWAY!HUTTO CENTENNIALCELEBRATIONAT FRITZ PARK IN HUTTOFRI JULY 15, SAT JULY 16 & SUN JULY 17Hutto will celebrate it’s centennial with a music and arts festival.Headliners include Los Lonely Boys, Bob Schneider, Ray Wylie Hubbard,Dale Watson, Curtis Grimes, Kristen Kelly and Vallejo. The weekend will start Friday evening with an icecream social and children’s skit followed by movies in the park. The first 100 people to arrive will receive free frozen yogurt,compliments of the Pink Penguin. The rest of the weekend will be filled with live music, arts and crafts, food, carnival rides,a hot air balloon launch, a pup parade and a magic show for the kids. The Hutto Parks and Recreation Department willsponsor a kickball tournament, and the 1911 Foundation is sponsoring a “Hippo Tug” contest to commemorate the eventalmost 100 years ago that gave Hutto it’s school mascot name. For complete festival information, pleasevisit www.hutto100.comTo WIN TICKETSto attend the Hutto Centennial Celebration, log on towww.austinchronicle.com/contests

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P0STMARKSCONTINUED FROM P.8Reader COMMENTRegarding Laura Croteau’s wildlife habitat vs. the city:“Dear Sir: I have been in theregulatory community for over20 years. I have been followingthis story about Ms. Croteau’snonconforming landscaping for quite a while.“In my ‘neck o’ da woods,’ the municipalityis proactive in identifying potential problems:They look for potential problems.Another gov’t entity (usually the Departmentof Transportation) is responsible to keeptrack of accidents at various traffic linksand nodes and find solutions. Complianceis usually worked out with the lot owner.“In this city, a disagreeable neighbor/complainantbelieves that everybody should havea monoculture front yard (grass) and is usinggovernment intrusion to harrass Ms. Croteau.The code enforcement officer freely admitsthat enforcement in the city is complaint driven.Consequently, it appears that the CEO hasbeen acting in an arbitrary and capriciousmanner and has exposed his/her entire officeto litigation (which I fervently hope will ensue).“Although the city is well within its rights totrim an offending shrub, the complete removalof the flora and subsequent spraying with herbicidewithout granting Ms. Croteau her day incourt was clearly an aggressive, retaliatorymove. Further, the application of herbicide tothe certified wildlife habitat was mean-spiritedand uncalled-for.“It is my sincere hope that Ms. Croteau suesthe city, and I would certainly contribute tosuch an endeavor as any citizen should.”– mdemarest“From Shrub to Nub,” News, July 8 ‘austinchronicle.com/commentsHELP THE HOMELESSDear Editor,The homeless: We don’t want to see themor acknowledge them, but we’ve got to realizeit can happen to anyone. All it takes is to loseyour job, have a health crisis, or just make somebad choices along the way. And you’ve lost everything.Yes, there are services out there, but theyjust touch the tip of the iceberg.I talked to a young man who’s living on thestreets with his wife and his dog. I don’t thinkthere’s a mean bone in his body. He has a gentledemeanor and soft voice. He pets his dog all thetime while we’re talking and sees to her needs.They both come from bad family situations.They met a few years ago and have been togetherever since. Zach told me: “She’s stuck by myside, bless her heart. I don’t know why, but shehas. We had everything at one time, and shestayed with me when we lost it all.”I asked him what happened. He was involvedin an accident, broadsided by a pickup, wasinjured, and couldn’t work. From there everythingwent downhill.They lost their apartment and were living in atent. Their two boys were taken away becauseof unsuitable surroundings. Heather lost her job,their bags were stolen, and then the Austin PoliceDepartment showed up at the camp. They were toldto get everything they could and move on. They did,intending to come back for the rest of their belongings.When they returned, everything was gone –important documents, books, food, everything.All Zach wants is a big family, to feel like hebelongs, to have purpose. Everybody workingtogether could make this happen for them. Theydo deserve a second chance.They remain hopeful for the most part. Theypray and stay together with their beloved dog.Zach feels they are learning something from allof this. When I asked him why he thinks God putus here, he told me to help one another.I am appealing to the good people of Austin tohelp them have their second chance.Ree Adamsa u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o mWORKCLOTHES& MORElocally owned Since 19881701 W. Ben White 78704512-444-6016workclothesandmore.com10 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o mofThe Austin Chronicle is celebrating its30th year of supporting Austin and ofAustin supporting the Chronicle.Visit us at austinchronicle.com/year30to check out flip books of our earliest issues.“READERSLook for a new old issue biweekly!Looking for the vintage contest ad? (info, p.6)This is not it. It’s elsewhere in this issue!AMOA HAS ADVERTISED WITH”THE CHRONICLEFOR OVER20 YEARS, AND WE KNOW FROMSERIOUS STATISTICAL STUDY THATTHE CHRONICLE READERS ARE THE BEST! BEST!” - AMOAChronicle ad Sept. 8, 1989

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news21 The Hightower Report 22 East Austin Studio De-TourHeadlines› Local Formula One negotiations got stuck inneutral this week with a meeting of the CircuitEvents Local Organizing Committee canceledover a posting snafu. CELOC, set to discuss andact on the Major Events Trust Fund partnershipthe city approved, plus other items, canceledits inaugural meeting after the citydeclined to post the meeting publicly – reportedlyon advice from city legal – running afoul ofOpen Meetings Act notice requirements. Themeeting is now set for noon on Saturday, July16, at the law offices of CELOC attorneysArmbrust & Brown, 100 Congress #1300.Public notice was posted at the Travis CountyCourthouse and at the law firm.› Otherwise, summertime blues reign at City Hall,as City Council’s out on hiatus while stafflabors behind the scenes on the city manager’sproposed budget, due July 27. Action’s in suchshort supply that the traditionally sleepy processof board and commission appointments hasinspired intense media coverage, particularly asit concerns Kathie Tovo’s Public Safety Commission pick. See “City Hall Hustle,” p.14.› Mayor Lee Leffingwell’s chief of staff MarkNathan announced his departure this week. “InMay of 2009, Leffingwell asked me to put myAustin Strategies consulting practice on hold tobecome his chief of staff,” Nathan emailedfriends and supporters. “Twenty-six months later,I can tell you that the job has indeed been agreat fit for me. With only a few exceptions, I’veloved every minute. Whether I was a great fit forthe job, I’ll (unfortunately) have to leave for othersto judge.” Nathan says after “a short break,”he’ll resume his consulting practice.› The Austin Film Society is looking for publicinput on the new-look Austin Studios. The EastAustin facility, which sits on 20 acres of city-ownedland, is expanding onto the neighboring NationalGuard Armory in 2012, adding two extra soundstagesplus production suites. AFS board memberWill Meredith said the society is seeking communitysuggestions via www.austinfilm.org on how tomake the studio into “a creative media hub.”› Drinking your milkshake: Eastern Travis Countyresidents will get access to water from BurlesonCounty with the July 14 ribbon-cutting on a newpipeline from the Simsboro Aqui fer to Manor.County Commissioner Ron Davis called the53-mile pipeline “a big bite out of the apple whenit comes to current and future development.”› Local rockabilly musician Chadd Thomas, founderof Chadd Thomas & the Crazy Kings, was founddead on the 2600 block of South Con gress onJuly 11. The Austin Police Department is investigatingthe case as a homicide after the TravisCounty medical examiner ruled the cause ofdeath to be blunt force trauma; anyone with relevantinformation should call the homicide tip lineat 477-3588.› No charges will be filed in the December 2010deaths of legendary Austin drummer BillMaddox and his neighbor John DeBrecht. ATravis County grand jury decided not to prosecuteMaddox’s wife, Rhonda, after DeBrecht’s attackon the couple in their home led to the two men’sdeaths. See “Naked City,” p.14.› Looks like Texas Congressman Ron Paul willbeat Gov. Rick Perry into the Republican presidentialnomination race. The coastal crackpotannounced this week he will not seek re-electionto Congress and will instead concentrate on histhird presidential campaign; he ran in 1988 as aLibertarian and in 2008 as a Republican.12 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o mJOHN ANDERSONLast week, Austin Water invited reporters on a work-in-progress tour of Water Treatment Plant No. 4, located on a 92-acre site near LakeTravis. Included in the visit were the two clarification tanks currently being framed (above), holding tanks for treated water awaitingdistribution, and the massive shaft designed for lifting water drawn from the lake to the plant site.A Bridge Too FarDoggett and Castro face off in a battle imposed by the GOPBY MICHAEL KINGLike cocktail hour, it’s always election seasonsomewhere.Austin voters may believe we’ve earned a respiteafter the sometimes bitter May/June City Councilcontests, but the campaigns for next spring’sDemo cratic primaries and effectively nextyear’s general election have alreadybegun. There was a judgeship kickoff acouple of weeks ago, and Travis CountyDistrict Attorney Rosemary Lehmbergdraws the curtain today (Thursday).Last week, in the opening local roundof a contest that effectively began earlierin San Antonio, state House Rep. JoaquinCastro opened his run at the spanking newCongressional District 35, where – if the courtsdon’t scramble the venue first – he will face longtimeU.S. Rep. Lloyd Doggett for the newly drawn seat.San Antonio homeboy Castro (his twin brother,Julian, is the mayor) formally opened his campaignwith a “meet and greet” at East Austin restaurantJuan in a Million for the awkward reason that, simplyto introduce themselves, the two declaredDemocratic candidates will have to spend more timeon the trail where they don’t live than where theypointaustindo. In the notorious GOP redrawing – still undercourt challenge – Travis County is split five ways,Bexar also five (although with one district whollywithin the county). If the lines hold, both candidateswould have to move to live in the newdistrict (not a constitutional requirement,but an obvious expectation). Dog gett,having moved from West Austin to theEastside to his current District 25, isnow outside the new 35 by a fewblocks; Castro, who lives in Republicanincumbent Rep. Francisco Canseco’sDistrict 23, would have to move acrosstown – and Doggett’s made it clear that hebelieves Castro should challenge Cansecoinstead. As drawn (58% Hispanic and with a largerBexar population), District 35 favors a San AntonioHispanic, but asked about it this week by phonefrom D.C., Doggett was quick to dispute the apparentodds against him. “Some folks at times, down inthe Valley,” he joked, “said that I should change myname to ‘Eloy,’ instead of ‘Lloyd’ – but that was adistrict [25] that was more Hispanic than this one.”Doggett still won.CONTINUED ON P.15QUOTEof theWEEK“Let’s make it clear.… This district wasn’tbuilt to unite; it wasbuilt to divide.”– Rep. Lloyd Doggett onthe new CongressionalDistrict 35

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Naked City› NO CHARGES IN MADDOX CASE A Travis County grand jury hasdeclined to hand down charges related to the death in December oflegendary Austin drummer Bill Maddox.Maddox was killed in his Southwest AustinBill Maddoxhome after a neighbor, John DeBrecht, brokeinto the home Maddox shared with his wife,Rhonda. DeBrecht attacked Rhonda; in anattempt to stop him, Rhonda shot DeBrechtin the shoulder, reports Travis CountySheriff’s Office spokesman Roger Wade.DeBrecht, who lived a half-mile from theMaddox home in the sleepy enclave of Scenic Brook, near Oak Hill,but didn’t know the couple, continued to try to attack Rhonda as Billblocked her from his advances. A scuffle ensued, and DeBrecht somehowended up with the gun. As the two men fought, the gun went off,hitting Maddox. Maddox and DeBrecht tumbled down a flight of stairs,and DeBrecht hit his head. Maddox died at the scene; DeBrecht diedthree days later, but whether his death was a direct result of the headwound wasn’t clear, Wade said. Ultimately, the grand jury, meeting lastmonth, declined to file charges against Rhonda in connection withDeBrecht’s death, and because DeBrecht is also deceased, it couldnot file charges in connection with Bill Maddox’s death. For more onMaddox’s musical life, see “Old Soul,” March 18. – Jordan Smith› VOTING RIGHTS ACT GOES TO COURT Opponents of the TexasLegislature’s (read: Texas Republicans’) redistricting plans sworethey’d take the maps to court, and so they did: On Sept. 6, a threejudgepanel will hold a hearing combining multiple lawsuits in SanAntonio. Included are suits from Houston state Rep. Harold Duttonand some private citizens, the Mexican American LegislativeCaucus, and the Texas Latino Redistricting Task Force. Plaintiffsallege that the various maps for the House, Senate, and Congressviolate the Voting Rights Act by diminishing the ability of minoritiesto elect representatives of their choosing despite the fact thatminorities – especially Hispanics – overwhelmingly drove Texas’ populationgrowth over the past decade. “We are confident a fair andlegal plan will provide additional legislative and congressional seatsfor Latinos and African Americans and give Democrats a reasonableopportunity to compete and win in districts drawn to follow theVoting Rights Act,” said Texas Democratic Party Chair Boyd Richie inan email. The hearing is of particular importance to Austinites –Travis County was split five ways in a GOP effort to knock liberal U.S.Rep. Lloyd Doggett from office. None of the districts has TravisCounty as a majority of its population.– Lee Nichols› COMPLAINTS AGAINST POLICE DECLINE Police Monitor MargoFrasier’s office this week released its 2010 annual report,showing a drop in the number of complaints made to the officelast year. Of the 753 complaints filed, 227 were brought bymembers of the Austin Police Department. Members of the publiclast year filed 89 “formal” complaints – those that are typicallymore serious and are investigated by the APD’s InternalAffairs Division – which is down from 108 in 2009. See thefull report at www.cityofaustin.org/opm.– J.S.› TCRP WINS AWARD The Texas Civil Rights Project has won the2011 Intellectual Freedom Award, given by the National Council ofTeachers of English, for its work exposing book censorship by theTexas Department of Criminal Justice. The report (available atwww.texascivilrightsproject.org/?p=2803) revealed that the TDCJ’s censorshipof books available to prisoners is often odd and arbitrary.The agency blocks access to books by Pulitzer Prize and NobelPeace Prize winners, for example, but approves access to AdolfHitler’s Mein Kampf and Che Guevara’s Guerrilla Warfare. TCRP’sPrisoners’ Rights Program Director Scott Medlock will accept theaward for the group at the NCTE’s November conference. – J.S.res publicaTHURSDAY14MOPAC IMPROVEMENT PROJECTLearn about the new sound walls proposedalong portions of MoPac. Everythingfrom design and location to heightand color will be discussed. 6-8pm.Bryker Woods Elementary, 3309 Kerbey,996-9778.SUMMER LAWN CARE Want to keepyour yard healthy through the dog daysof summer? Master gardener JerryNaiser shares his tips for healthygrass. 7-9pm. Zilker Botanical Garden,2220 Barton Springs Rd., 854-9600.Free.FRIDAY1514 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o mCOURTESY OF MAX CRACENEWSSAVE TEXAS SCHOOLS FORUM Investing in OurChildren offers a candid debriefing on state educationcuts and thoughts on a new way forward, with abipartisan panel of pro-education state legislators anda freewheeling audience Q&A. $10. 6-9pm, First UnitedMethodist Church Family Life Center, 1300 Lavaca.NEW HOME FOR DOVE SPRINGS WIC The Austin/Travis County Health and Human Services Departmentcelebrates the relocation of the Dove Springs WICOffice with an open house. Noon-2pm. Dove SpringsWIC Office, 6801-I S. I-35. 972-4942.AUSTIN WOMEN’S HALL OF FAME It’s the last day tonominate your favorite kickass lady. Call City of Aus tinCom mis sion for Women, 374-9723. Deadline: July 15.SINS OF COMMISSIONLevy KO’d by Tovo as public safety assumes the fiscal positionBY W E LLS DUNBAROnly for natural disaster, assassination, and steroid investigationsdoes board and commission action garner as muchink as Kathie Tovo’s decision not to reappoint Mike Levyto the Public Safety Commission.It shouldn’t be surprising that Tovo’s chosen not to reappointLevy in light of the letter he distributed opposing her inthe Place 3 run-off against Randi Shade. “Electing KathieTovo would place on the Council one of the very worst publicofficials Austin has ever suffered,” he started, and it was alldownhill from there. (Had the race been any closer, maybeTovo shoulda thanked Levy with a reappointment – hisscorched-earth screeds often have the opposite effect onthe electorate he’s hoping to influence.)That said, the Statesman-led coverage of the Tovo/Levytête-à-tête misses the bigger picture. According to the CityClerk’s Office, by the end of July, Tovo will have to makeroughly 46 board and commission appointments.Along with the Public Safety Commission – a highprofilebut solely advisory group – Tovo will alsomake appointments to the PlanningCommission and the Zoning and PlattingCommission, two groups with decision-makingauthority. Other notable appointments will beforthcoming for the Animal Advisory Commission(where Tovo’s nominee will serve as animalshelter operator), the Board of Adjustment, theDowntown Commission, the Historic LandmarkCommission, the Solid Waste Advisory Commission, theWater and Wastewater Commission, and the WaterfrontPlanning Advisory Board, to name a few.“I’m surprised by all the attention they’ve got for as littleprogress as I’ve made on them,” Tovo says of her appointments.“I’ve reviewed a lot of applications and talked tosome people interested in applying, but I have made veryfew decisions.” Obviously, a decision has been made inLevy’s case; Tovo says: “I wanted to let him know as soonas possible so that he would have an opportunity to talk toanother council member [about a reappointment]. … I wasnot interested in reappointing him.”“As far as my other appointments go, I will be reappointingsome that are currently serving,” Tovo says, calling theB&C system a “great opportunity for citizens to get involvedin city government.” However, she notes, it would be positive“to see new perspectives on some of those boards.” Onepotential change hall watchers are eyeing, for instance,regards the Planning Commission, where Tovo herself previouslyserved. The term of Chair Dave Sullivan – a Shadesupporter – is up, and Tovo told insider tip sheet In FactDaily that Sullivan (often regarded as a moderating influenceon the board) isn’t her first choice. “I had several peoplecityhallhustleFOR MORE DETAILS AND EVENTS, SEE COMMUNIT Y LIST INGS, P.48.COUNTY REDISTRICTING: LAST CHANCE Even if youcouldn’t attend one of the public hearings this month,you have one last day to weigh in on the proposednew boundaries for constable, justice of the peace,com mis sioners court, and voting precincts. See theupdate in Naked City, above. Call 854-9754, emailredistricting2011@co.travis.tx.us, or see www.co.travis.tx.us.S A T URDAY16SAVE TEXAS SCHOOLS’ STATEWIDE CON FER ENCEA full day of workshops, breakout strategy sessions,and speakers aims to identify and elect pro-educationstate leaders in the next election cycle. 8am-4pm, FirstUnited Methodist Family Life Center, 1300 Lavaca. $30registration (free to any laid-off public school employee)includes the Friday night forum above; advanceregistration required: www.savetxschools.org.contact me who are interested in serving on that commission,”Tovo tells the Hustle.Tovo’s still naming her office staff, too. So far Joi Harden,a Neighborhood Planning and Zoning city staffer, is Tovo’ssole hire, as policy aide. Campaign manager Mark Yznagawill not join Tovo’s staff. “He certainly was critical to mycampaign, but he’s involved in lots of community initiatives,”Tovo says.Still, nothing excites more than apersonal skirmish, and the paybackfor Levy, who dropped$17,000 on his mailer, isindeed rich. Palace intrigue isnow centered on Chris Riley,who has a Public SafetyCommission appointment tomake as Levy is publiclypushing for anothermember to reappoint him.It’s a wild time generally at the PublicSafety Commission, with budget season bearingdown and the Police Department assumingits perennial position of cost driver – a topicTovo spoke to on the campaign trail; in a questionnaire,she wrote, “Escalating public safety contractsare financially unsustainable.” And while youwon’t find any disagreement here that police salaries areindeed untenable expenses, we all know what the problemis – but what’s the solution?The PSC recently punted on public safety cuts. And withCity Manager Marc Ott’s proposed budget coming beforeTovo and company July 27, one committee member recentlywrote the Hustle to weigh in on the oscillating cuts and addbackspublic safety departments are expected to make:“The 911 staffing need [for additional call takers] is anexample of how the city manager controls what gets into thefinal budget approved by the council and what does not.Fancy power points for council presentations in the budgetprocess are put together by department heads after approvalby the manager and assistant city managers and the budgetoffice. Council is always clueless except to make suretheir pet items are in, not knowing and/or caring what thedollars for these pet projects are taking away from criticalneeds such as 911 staffing, swimming pools closures, etc.Smart dept. heads usually put as proposed cuts to meetmanager’s dollar reduction goal things the dept. heads knowthe council could never cut.”In case you’re curious, that note came from Mike Levy. Make it ap-point (get it?) to find the Hustle online atwww.facebook.com/cityhallhustle.MONDAY18SELF-REALIZATION AND SUSTAINABILITY Say brookUniv. professor Eugene Taylor tackles the topics ofphenomenology and sustainability. 8-10pm. Centerfor Maximum Potential Building, 8604 FM 969. RSVP tocenter@cmpbs.org or 928-4786. $15 suggested donation.TUESDAY19SHOAL CREEK COMMUNITY BRIEFING Hear thelatest on what the city is doing to restore the ShoalCreek peninsula on the Lady Bird Lake hike andbike trail. 6:30pm. One Texas Center, Rm. 325,505 Barton Springs Rd.SMALL BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT CLASSES Thecity gets all up in your business with biz assistance andresources. Registration required. 9-10:30am.201 E. Second. RSVP: www.austinsmallbiz.org or 974-7800.

POINT AUSTIN CONTINUED FROM P.12Something Old, Something NewCuriously, Castro has thus far declined toaddress the redistricting issue per se, insteadcalling Austin his “second home” and describingthe new District 35 as an “opportunity tolink two major American cities” in commoneconomic efforts concerning transportation,clean energy, high tech, and cybersecurity,along an I-35 corridor that would become “abridge to help us do that.” Doggett, at thecenter of the re-redistricting wars for a decade,is having none of it. “Let’s make it clear. I’mready to run, I am working actively in bothcommunities, but this district wasn’t built tounite; it was built to divide. If you talk withneighborhood leaders throughout BexarCounty, the way that Bexar County was splitup and divided – the African-American community,some other communities of interestinvolving principally Hispanics – it’s outrageous.It’s as outrageous as the divisions thatoccurred in Austin.”Castro expressly punted a question fromthe crowd to describe policy differencesbetween himself and Doggett, saying thatwould be a matter for later discussion. But heslyly pointed to Doggett’s age (64, to Castro’s36), praising his “distinguished career” whilesimultaneously noting that Doggett was firstelected to the Legislature the year beforeCastro was born. He left it to other speakersto argue that it’s time for “new leadership …a new demographic … and the time for sittingand waiting for our turn is over.” To theSan Antonio media, Castro has taken a coupleof shots at Doggett for informally jumpingthe gun, but at least last week, he wascontent to sound his optimistic campaigntheme of “rebuilding the infrastructure ofopportunity” and to declare in his beamingcampaign signs, “Ahora es el momento” –“Now is the time.”Choose Your PartnerAs he said, Doggett’s certainly been inthis position before, and faithful Democraticvoters will likely be in a quandary when itcomes to choosing between the steadfastwarrior and the young challenger. Amongthe Castro observers last week were formerstate Sen. Gonzalo Barrientos (who’s bothworked for and tangled with Doggett overTHURSDAY21ZERO WASTE DISCUSSION Come hearbusiness owners and green experts discusszero-waste initiatives, hosted by AustinEnergy. 5:30-8:30pm. Austin Energy,721 Barton Springs Rd. RSVP torsvpaustin@texasgreennetwork.org.ST. JOHN/CORONADO HILLS PLANNINGThis workshop on the combined neighborhoodplanning area of St. John/CoronadoHills will address neighborhood plan contactteams – a key component of neighborhoodplanning – as well as design and affordabilitytools. 6:30-8:30pm. Virginia Brown RecCenter Rm. B, 7500 Blessing.the long years) and former City Councilcandidate Perla Cavazos; each declined toname a favorite, said they were “here tolisten,” and praised both candidates fortheir progressive bona fides. Barrientoscalled it unfair that such a choice has beenimposed on Democrats by the Republicanredistricters and said he could only hopethat “the courts would decide quickly” onfairer congressional lines.Several San Antonio Democrats have beenless equivocal, notably state Rep. MikeVillarreal, who bluntly told the San AntonioExpress-News: “The creation of District 35 isthe result of extraordinary growth of Hispanicsin Texas. It would be a travesty to not use thisopportunity to improve the under-representationof Hispanics in Congress. District 35was drawn for just this purpose.”Somehow I don’t think that’s quite whatthe GOP had in mind – considering howradically and unfairly they’ve whitened thestatewide congressional map – but that willcertainly be the argument. Doggett stronglydisagrees: “This district was drawn to cheatHispanics and African-Americans, not toempower them. We should be having threeor four new seats for Hispanics, or perhapsthree [for Hispanics] and one for African-Americans. [The GOP] denied opportunitydistricts in Dallas-Fort Worth, in Houston,and in South Texas, and claimed that theywere responding with this district and renumberingone in South Texas.”Long accustomed to divide-and-conquer,Doggett says he’s ready for another fight andpoints to his long public record of defending“social and economic justice.”“I don’t claim by any means to have beenperfect in that representation,” he told me,“but I’ve certainly struggled to keep the publicinterest first and foremost ahead, in myconcerns. Instead, the only arguments thatare made are ‘I’m new’ and to disregard theexperience and seniority that [I bring] to thejob. … Clearly, the Republican strategy wasto continue to have me drawn into districtswhere people don’t know me and that I can’twork hard enough to connect fast enough towin before an election. That didn’t work inthe Valley, I don’t think it’s going to work inSan Antonio.”Consider the reluctant battle joined. 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NEWSSparks Grills Lawyers in Ultrasound CaseA crew of the usual suspects – includingrepresentatives of Texas Alliance for Life,Texas Right to Life, and the Liberty Institute –joined lawyers and reporters for a hearingJuly 6 in U.S. District Judge Sam Sparks’courtroom to hear a lawyer for a group ofTexas doctors argue that the state should berestrained from implementing the new ultrasound-before-abortionlaw while a suitchallenging its constitutionality is pending.Bebe Anderson, senior counsel for theCenter for Reproductive Rights, which isrepresenting the doctors, argued that if thelaw were to take effect this fall (it is effectiveSept. 1, but will be enforced beginning Oct. 1),it would pose a threat of irreparable harm toboth Texas doctors and women seeking safeand legal abortion care. Put bluntly, she toldSparks, the law “threatens” the con sti tu tion alrights of doctors and of all Texas women.Among Gov. Rick Perry’s “emergency”items for this year’s legislative session wasthe ultrasound bill, which had failed to passin sessions previous. The resulting law(passed in mid-May) requires women seekingabortion to first undergo an ultrasound 24hours before termination and be given theoption to view an image of the fetus and tohear the fetal heartbeat. The law alsorequires women to hear a description of fetaldevelopment – although a woman who aversthat she is a victim of rape or incest (andhas reported that to police) or whose fetussuffers from a gross abnormality (and canprove a doctor has diagnosed as such) mayopt out of hearing that description. Accordingto the state, the law is merely about ensuringinformed consent to abortion, adding anotherlayer to information already provided towomen prior to terminating a pregnancy,including information about risks associatedwith abortion (and about fetal development,making the new law redundant in this area)that the state mandated with the passage in2003 of the Woman’s Right To Know Act.But the new law is flawed, Andersonargued in court. It is vague, making it difficultfor medical providers to understand exactlywhat is required to comply with its provisions,Probe?Uh ... no thanks.and a failure to comply can result in the lossof a doctor’s medical license or even a criminalpenalty. For example, the law requires adoctor to make the fetal heartbeat audible“in a quality consistent with current medicalpractice,” but there is actually no medicalpractice that defines how that should bedone. “That really is standardless,” saidAnderson. “There is no guidance about whatthat means.” The law also violates the FirstAmendment’s free speech provision by compellingdoctors to deliver a government scriptand forcing a captive audience of women tobe subjected to that speech – and becauseof the vagueness, doctors will likely have todeliver the speech, display the images, andplay the heartbeat to women who would preferto opt out, a situation that would violateclearly the most basic medical ethics, sheargued. The law also violates the equal protectionrights of women, reads the lawsuit, inpart because it discriminates based on sex –simply put, men seeking reproductive healthservices are not subjected to governmentintrusion in their private medical decisions,and the law suggests that a woman’s “primaryand proper role is that of mother.” For thepurposes of the injunction hearing, Andersonfocused on the vagueness and the freespeech issues as compelling and urgent reasonsto enjoin the law.But Erika Kane, appearing for the state onbehalf of the law, argued that the state doeshave the authority to mandate speech that isnecessary to ensure informed consent, whichis a compelling interest for the state.And since the plaintiff doctors have notraised a so-called “undue burden” claim, theycannot demonstrate that they’re likely to wintheir larger lawsuit, which means they shouldnot be granted an injunction. Indeed, Sparkspeppered Anderson with several questionsabout the decision not to claim that the lawplaced an undue burden on women seekingabortion – which has been the basis onwhich courts have invalidated some lawsseeking to more strictly regulate access toabortion. Sparks told Anderson that althoughhe thought he understood the lawsuit prior tothe July 6 hearing, absent an undue burdenargument, “I’m not sure what I think.” ButAnderson told the Chronicle that the Centerfor Reproductive Rights does not raise anundue burden claim in every lawsuit it brings,and in this case, she said, the constitutionalviolations permitted by the Texas law aregrave and pressing. “Most abortion casesare related to this right to privacy” and undueburden placed on that right, she said, and indeciding these cases, the courts have notmoved past those problems in order to reachadditional arguments over equal protectionand other constitutional claims. In this case,however, the CRR and plaintiff doctorsbelieve that it is particularly appropriate toproceed on alternate grounds because thereare “such serious constitutional problems.”Indeed, although Sparks appeared to questionthat approach, he was also clearly concernedabout the vagueness of numeroussections in the law. For example, he askedKane, what does “the phrase ‘understandableto a layperson’ mean” in the context of howthe doctor is supposed to explain the fetalimage, development, and heartbeat? That,Kane responded, is a “self-evident phrase.”“And if [a doctor] violates that [section]”and can lose his or her license for it, “youjust say, ‘Well, everybody knows that’?”Sparks replied. “Let’s try another one.” Howabout the phrase “current medical practice”– the language that Anderson had earlierraised as confusing – “what does thatmean?” he asked.“There’s no separate definition” for thatwithin the law, Kane answered, and the stateis “not prescribing” a certain way that itshould be done.But isn’t that exactly what it says in thestatute, Sparks asked. Put another way, heasked Kane, if making the heartbeat audibleis not something provided for in current medicalpractice, does that mean the doctordoesn’t have to comply with that portion ofthe statute?“No,” Kane replied.“I didn’t think so,” said Sparks.U.S. District Judge Sam SparksWhen Kane said that she would have toget answers to some of Sparks’ questionsabout what certain terms in the statutemeant and would add those to a supplementfiled later with the court, Sparksresponded with a measure of incredulity:“How many supplements is it going to takefor me to understand the statute – and areyou going to send [that] out to all of the doctors”affected by the statute?In the end, said Kane, the law is reallyabout providing a woman with as much informationas possible to ensure she is makingan informed choice about terminating herpregnancy. “It’s a matter of education then… that’s the state’s position,” respondedSparks. “But isn’t it real obvious what thereal purpose of this [statute] is?”Sparks has given the lawyers 15 days tofile supplemental briefs with the court andsaid he will enter a ruling on the injunctionbefore the law is scheduled to take effectthis fall.– Jordan SmithTravis Redistricting on DeckRedistricting battles aren’t just for theLegislature; the Travis County CommissionersCourt took up the topic at its Tuesday meeting.After taking input at previous public hearings,consultants presented a commissioners mapthat would have its biggest effects in precincts1, 2, and 3 (represented by Ron Davis, SarahEckhardt, and Karen Huber, respectively).Basically, Eckhardt would give up Pflugerville toDavis, while a good chunk of far West Austin(including Steiner Ranch) would switch fromHuber to Eckhardt. Huber, although absent from the meeting, presented an alternate map that wouldmove precincts 101 and 106 in far east Travis from Davis to Precinct 4’s Margaret Gomez. Several EastAustinites, apparently motivated by an email from Davis, showed up to speak against that map andsupport either the consultants’ map or Davis’ own submission. Some speakers asked that Precinct 1 bekept exactly as it is, arguing that redistricting should be not merely about population numbers, but alsoabout East Austin’s history. Eckhardt countered: “Redistricting cannot be about sitting commissioners.It must be about the next 10 years. … While we certainly want to preserve our history, we don’t want todo it at the expense of our current circumstances.” The court also discussed constable and justice ofthe peace districts but took no action.– Lee NicholsJOHN ANDERSON16 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m

NEWSOne Last Visit for Mother and Son?There’s no way to sugarcoat it: BettyArena – the woman who, with her husband,Robert, has been trying for years to clear hersons’ names of a sexual assault that eventhe victim says never happened – is dying,and soon. She has cancer that started inher lungs and has since spread. And nowthe most pressing question is: Will she beable to see her son Michael Arena, stillincarcerated with the Texas Department ofCriminal Justice, before her passing?Right now, it appears unlikely. “The way it’slooking, I don’t think he’ll get to see his motheragain,” Robert Arena said last week. “Idon’t know how much more of this I can bear.”John and Michael Arena were 15 and14, respectively, when they allegedly sexuallyabused their cousin Stephanie, who was just7 years old at the time. Stephanie testifiedagainst Michael Arena at trial two years laterto say the abuse had happened, but just twoyears after that, she completely recantedthat testimony. Now 21, Stephanie has consistentlymaintained to anyone and everyonewho would listen that no abuse ever tookplace. Instead, she insists that her mother,LaVonna, told her to say she’d been abused– if the young girl had refused, Stephanietold the Chronicle, she believed her motherwould be sent to jail.The allegations were made in the middleof a nasty divorce between LaVonna and herthen-husband, Stephan Arena, Stephanie’sfather and uncle of John and Michael. As thedivorce was pending, LaVonna abscondedwith Stephanie to Florida, though she’d beentold by the court not to leave the state.LaVonna was afraid she’d be jailed, familyand supporters say, and convincedStephanie to accuse her cousins of molestationin order to explain her flight.The courts, however, have paid scantattention to Stephanie’s many and vociferousprotestations that her cousins are innocent.“I’m not going to give up, and neitheris my family, until [the courts] finally see itmy way,” she said last year. John Arena isout of prison now, and the Innocence Projectat Texas Southern University’s ThurgoodMichael Arena (l), shown in cap andgown with his brother John, wantsto visit his dying mother’s bedside.Marshall School of Law has told the familyit will be taking up his case. Michael Arena,however, remains incarcerated; he has beendenied parole because he has refused toadmit guilt. Late last year, his lawyer,Clinton Broden, filed a petition to have theTexas Supreme Court review the case; atpress time, that request was still pending.Unless Michael Arena is granted relief bythe Texas Supremes, he will likely be incarcerateduntil 2019 – meaning his chances ofvisiting with his mother one last time beforeher death are extremely unlikely, unless theTexas Department of Criminal Justice grantsa request from the family to have him movedfrom the unit in Dilley, Texas, where he is currentlyhoused, to a facility closer to his parents’Bell County home. Even then, it isunclear whether she would be able to travelto see her son. Michael Arena is not eligiblefor an emergency furlough, according toTDCJ, because of the nature of his offense.Inmates convicted of certain crimes – includingaggravated sexual assault of a child, thecharge against Michael Arena – are ineligiblefor any release, even in the case of familyemergencies or funerals. The family hasnonetheless filed both for a temporary transferand a furlough.“The support and care of [Betty Arena] byher family members are essential in hercare,” Dr. Robin Dauterive wrote in a shortletter to TDCJ in support of the family’s bidto have Michael Arena transferred to a unitin Gatesville. “Please take this under considerationwhen determining any conditions orconstraints affecting her family membersduring this difficult time.”Whether the transfer will be approved –and in time – remains to be seen. TDCJsays approval for transfer requests cantake up to two months. 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NEWSJim Blair ofBee Cave DrillingThe Law(ns) of the LandWest Austin residents drill for waterJim Blair calls it “no-spill drill.”He can drop a backyard well without20,000 gallons of mud pouring down a hillside,something that was impossible just fiveyears ago. It’s meant a boom of new residentialwork for his Bee Cave Drilling business,but it’s also made him reflect on the longtermprospects of water in Texas, flowing atthe intersection of 21st century Hill Countrydevelopment and the traditional industriesthat make such development possible.“We’re as concerned about the quality andthe quantity of these aquifers as anybodyelse,” says Blair, “because that’s our livelihood.”But could this increased residentialdrilling be part of a much larger problem?Blair estimates that he has seen an average5% drop in aquifer levels nearly every yearduring his last 18 years in the businessacross the roughly 150 square miles heworks. “Of course it’s a problem, but I’m notgoing to be the one to say who can or can’thave water,” he explains. “It’s the law of theland; property owners should decide whatthey do with their water rights.”And in a summer of relentless, statewidedrought, when Lake Travis looks like it’sgoing bald from fast-declining water levels,some of Austin’s wealthier residents remaindetermined to maintain their glittering andever-thirsty green lawns. Near Balcones Drivein West Austin, heavy-duty boring equipmentlike Blair’s has appeared in the neighborhood,along with neighbors’ chatter about300-foot holes in nearby backyards. In anarea of stately lawns and six-figure houseprices, wells are apparently being constructedto maintain those lawns while skirting thecity’s watering restrictions – and the accompanyingfines. Yet it’s unknown what kind oflong-term damage this type of drilling maycause an already stressed aquifer system –and who, if anyone, has the authority to doanything about it.Austin Water, the city’s provider of waterservices to the Balcones Drive area, ischarged with conserving the Colorado Riverand is currently restricting residential wateringto two nights a week. This conservationeffort, effective as it has been, has alsobecome the catalyst for much of the drillingon Balcones as residents turn instead to tappingthe aquifers underneath their properties.Utility spokesman Jason Hill flatly told theChronicle, “The city has no jurisdiction overresidential drilling.”Blair doesn’t support the restrictions onnew wells that other Western states haveimposed – and which would, after all, put himout of business – but he praises the LowerColorado River Authority for its impressiveeducational outreach on residential conservation.“I was pushing the Hays Trinity Con servation District to do public education whenthere was nothing but rules and no outreach,”he says. He also argues that theuntreated aquifer water makes a much bettercandidate for lawn watering than ColoradoRiver water treated at ratepayers’ expense.“If we could get a substantial number of peopleoff of municipal sources,” he says, “wewouldn’t need all these expensive watertreatment plants.”But that’s not the end of the water cycle.Environmental engineer Lauren Ross of consultantsGlenrose Engineering is convincedthe drilling is disturbing the northernEdwards Aquifer. “They’ll go as deep asthey need to get water,” she says. The northernpart of the aquifer is hydrologically cut offfrom the rest by the Colorado River, so it isnot the same source that feeds Austin’sBarton Springs Pool. Nor is it a source forgreater Austin’s potable drinking or lawnboundwater, as most springs and aquifers ofthis kind are the result of rainwater catchmentsand their outlets rather than theColorado. But well-drilling on the aquiferCOURTESY OF RAMON MARTINEZIn a summer of relentless, statewide drought, someof Austin’s wealthier residents remain determined tomaintain their glittering and ever-thirsty green lawns.“could be diminishing the flow of smallsprings in that area, likely with endangered ornear-endangered species,” says Ross.Indeed, the whole truth about the groundwaterunder Balcones Drive is essentiallyunknown, and what is known is clouded by theregion’s geologic complexity and the inabilityof regulatory bodies to account for it. “There’sno regulatory authority in that area,” says GuyRials of the Barton Springs/EdwardsAquifer Conservation District, speaking ofgroundwater under Balcones Drive. The stateof Texas has given the designation of “prioritygroundwater management area” to the smallstrip of land that abuts Rials’ turf and wherethe Hays Trinity Con servation District picks upjust a few miles south. “But it was basically adesignation that said the issues here need tobe addressed through some regulatory process,”says Rials. Shortly after the state’sdecision, that regulatory process was put onhold when residents voted to do without; hesays, “There was a sentiment of overregulationby a government entity.”According to Rials, the city has nonethelessstopped approving neighborhood plats in WestAustin for any new development that cannotprove access to a reliable water source. AndBlair says the city will no longer allow AW toprovide water for lawn irrigation at new developments,though well water is acceptable.Such decisions have been made sincedroughts in 2008 saw existing wells in recognizedconservation districts dug deeper anddeeper – though at Balcones Drive, no oneknows for sure which aquifer is being tapped.“There’s a lot of confusion out where theEdwards is the surface source, but beneathlies the Trinity,” said Rials. “Many of the wellsout there are hybrid wells, drawing from bothaquifers, which isn’t even allowed anymore.”There are some state-mandated regulationsfor the priority management area thatBalcones Drive sits within – such as a dailylimit of 25,000 gallons per well – but, Rialspoints out, “There’s no enforcement.” Texas’“rule of capture,” a law crafted in 1904 andstill enforced, declares that property ownershave nearly unlimited rights to the groundwateravailable under their land. It wasn’t untilthe late Eighties that legislation createdgroundwater conservation districts like BS/EACD, which have been playing catch-up in aseemingly fixed game ever since.Rials says he does believe that as watershortages and resource conflicts increase,some kind of regulatory body with enforcementjurisdiction will eventually be formed inthe area. However, the disparate conservationdistricts were created to manage ashared resource in a piecemeal manner,often responding to different constituents atdifferent ends of the state. Rials confided,“In our management district, only 200 of the8,500 wells even have permits, and anythingdug before 1980 has been grandfathered in.”What’s happening on Balcones Drive isAustin’s own piece of the larger crisis facinggroundwater sources throughout Texas. Untilthere is sufficient regulation or public pressureto do otherwise, it’s likely that more wellswill be drilled by residents determined to continueusing diminishing groundwater as if itwere an infinite resource. – Ramon MartinezPerry and Musharraf Do LunchGov. Rick Perry continues to build his résumé before his anticipated presidential run. However, hislatest quest for national headlines involved breaking bread with a deposed military dictator sought inhis own country on charges of conspiracy to murder. On June 12, Perry tweeted a picture of himselfand his wife Anita with former Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf and his wife, saying that they met“for lunch. Had a great discussion.” Why was the former Pakistani leader in Texas? Nominally, he’s on ahighly lucrative speaking tour. Butthe real reason he’s not in Pakistanis that he is in exile. Musharrafseized power in Pakistan through a1999 military coup; since he leftoffice in 2008 under threat ofimpeachment, courts have issuedwarrants against him for conspiracyto murder in the 2007 assassinationof former Pakistani Prime MinisterBenazir Bhutto.There also are still-unresolvedquestions about how Musharrafcould not know that Osama binLaden was hiding in the Pakistanimilitary city of Abbottabad during hispresidency. His unannounced meetingwith Perry could be intended tohelp both men’s presidential aspirations, as Musharraf has claimed he will seek re-election and hasbeen railing against the recent U.S. decision to withhold $800 million in military aid to Pakistan. Atpress time, Perry’s office had not returned multiple requests for a comment on the lunch, but TexasDemocratic Party Communications Director Kirsten Gray said, “It’s interesting that the governor whothinks Juarez is in America is trying to pad his foreign policy credentials.” – Richard WhittakerJOHN ANDERSONRick Perry (l) and his lunch date, Pervez Musharraf.18 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m

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NEWSDis-Harmony From the RightTexas Republicans are infamously fond ofreligious charter schools – unless, of course,the religion in question happens to be Islam.During the recent legislative session, GOPhardliners were willing to sabotage a prochartermeasure to take a potshot at onecharter provider just because of rumblings inthe conservative blogosphere over its connectionsto Turkish Muslims.Harmony Public Schools opened its firstschool in Texas in 2000 and now has morethan 30 campuses and academies statewide(including four in the Austin area)focusing on science and math education. Allhave reached at least the minimum statestandard of “academically acceptable,” withthe majority classified as “exemplary” or“recognized.” As a charter provider, Harmony’scampuses will be able to take advantageof reforms passed during the legislativespecial session allowing charter schools touse the Permanent School Fund to guaranteetheir bonds, much like regular independentschool districts. David Dunn, executivedirector of the Texas Charter SchoolsAssociation, called the reforms “huge” forcutting costs. State-backed districts likeAustin have regularly reached AA or AAAbond ratings, “and the best a charterschool’s been able to get has been triple-Bplus,” he said, meaning they either cannotafford to issue bonds or they pay more inthe bond market. However, the TexasAssociation of School Boards and theTexas State Teachers Association bothwarned against leveraging the already overstretchedPermanent School Fund to arrangecheaper loans for private charters, no mattertheir faith or creed.That boon to charters was not enough toovercome fundamentalist fears of FethullahGülen, a Turkish-born investor that the religiousright has painted as a Muslim WarrenBuffett. Gülen subscribes to a traditionalistrather than secular or modern reactionaryform of Islam and advocates for improvedrelations between the Islamic and non-Islamicworlds. Yet a veritable cottage industry ofanti-Harmony bloggers has erupted, brandingthem “Gülen schools” that secretly brainwashDick and Jane into radical Islam.Austin ISD has been caught in the peripheryof this fight. Curt Olson, with Texas PublicPolicy Foundation front operation TexasBudget Source, accused the district of notshowing “due diligence” after Super in tendentMeria Carstarphen and 10 other staff membersvisited Turkey last December during afact-finding trip organized by the Rain dropTurkish House charitable foundation – aTurkish cultural group also connected to Gülen.In the last year, Raindrop has helped establishpilot Turkish cultural and language programs atO. Henry and Martin middle schools as wellas Bryker Woods Elementary. AISD ChiefAcademic Officer Ramona Trevino saidRaindrop is “working in partnership with us todevelop language curriculum” and that it plansto provide an afterschool program at AustinHigh next year, which could become a foreignlanguage credit course. Under the NationalSecurity Language Initia tive, the U.S. StateDepartment has classified Turkish as one ofseven languages in which the U.S. is criticallyshort of speakers. Trevino also noted thatAISD only provided in-kind support and thatRaindrop funded the pilot projects.However, this comes at a time when thedistrict is making major strategic decisionsabout curriculum, driven by finances. Duringthis year’s reduction in force, AISD cut languageprovisions at several campuses, shelvinga successful Japanese program at O.Henry while it was hosting the Turkish pilot.Trevino said that the district would “love tosee all Latin, German, Japanese, and otherlanguages have options provided in the samemanner for the benefit of AISD students inthese challenging economic times.” However,this raises the question of how dependentthe district is prepared to become on thewhims and goodwill of external funders.If those all sound like relatively innocuousfiscal concerns, then the conservative blogopherewill tell you that’s what “they” want youto think.Conservative education writer DonnaGarner (who achieved notoriety a few yearsago for demanding that the Texas EducationAgency take The Catcher in the Rye off thesyllabus) has accused Gülen of a “frog in theboiling water” conspiracy, and that by attending“his” schools, American children will besubtly “indoctrinated into pro-Islam/anti-American thinking.” After the Texas EagleForum started banging the same drum, Rep.Phil King, R-Weatherford, and several otherRepublicans voted for the school financereforms in Senate Bill 1 on the sole conditionthat the House General Investi gat ing & EthicsCommittee investigate Har mony. However, littlehas materialized beyond that nebulouspromise: Staff for Chair Chuck Hopson,R-Jacksonville, confirmed that no action hadbeen taken yet and noted that the chair hasultimate authority over what will be examinedor even if hearings will be held.Harmony Public Schools CEO Soner Tarimhas denied any “organic relationship … norany sort of financial relationship” betweenGülen and Harmony. As for the investigation,he told the Chronicle that he welcomed theopportunity to show the quality of the group’swork “whether it is in our curriculum, ourclassrooms, or our business practices.” ButTarim was concerned about the climate of criticismcoming from the right. He said, “Becausethey cannot really criticize us on performance,they are resorting to innuendo, name-calling,and fearmongering.” – Richard Whittaker20 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m

NEWSEight-hundred Gullett is the last addresson a dead-end street in East Austin. From theroad, you can see the front of the housebelonging to artists Philippe Klinefelter andSunyong Chung; it’s not until you walk upthe driveway and through the fence that yousense the scale of the property. Visitors –friends, colleagues, students, and once a year,art fans on the East Austin Studio Tour – firstget a feel for the place when they set foot inthe courtyard that Klinefelter and Chungbuilt from the former facades of Austin buildingsand the discarded plantings of a branchbank or two.“When we first moved here, we were verypoor but had lots of time,” says Klinefelter.“So we went out of our way – whenever buildingswere being torn down – to take out whatwe could use. We specialized mostly in facadesand bathroom stalls.”Across the courtyard from their home,Klinefelter and Chung share studio spaces.Chung, a potter, works in the front of thebuilding on Tennessee gray marble salvagedfrom the bathrooms at Brackenridge Hospital.Klinefelter, a large-scale sculptor, has repurposedthe back of the place – what used to bea barn and before that a blacksmith’s shop –to serve as his space. Behind Klinefelter’s studio,you can walk a couple hundred feet to athird building he and Chung use as a galleryspace. This route takes you along a well-manicuredlawn past a pile of raw materials as wellas a sculpture that looks not unlike … a pileof raw materials. During the East Side StudioTour, each of the two outbuildings is used forexhibits. A visit in off-times finds as close to apeaceful retreat as you can get within Austin’scity limits.BY MIKE KANIN“Their place is a wonderland,” says MarcyHoen, interim executive director of the AustinCreative Alliance. “Everybody who goes therewants to live there. … It’s just this magical placewhere everything’s integrated: their work lives,their home, and their private lives. Everythingabout their lives is integrated in a way thattouches people on a really deep level.”Klinefelter and Chung took 28 years toassemble their complex. During that time,they also bought property close to the housethat they purchased in late 1983 for $73,000.Klinefelter says that price was a lot at the time.Now the couple also owns three nearby rentalhomes. Yet despite nearly three decades ofeffort and residency, Klinefelter and Chung arerelative newcomers to this neighborhood.The sign for the south end of Calle Limónsits half a block from Klinefelter and Chung’sspread. Placed there in the mid-Eighties withhelp from legendary U.S. Rep. Jake Pickle, it’sevidence of East Austin’s deeper history and atribute to one of the many Hispanic familiesthat have lived in the area for nearly a century.There, the Limóns, their kin, and a host ofother families found themselves clusteredalongside various industrial facilities in a neighborhoodalso known as El Barrio. The Limónhistory in El Barrio, of course, predates therecent decades of artistic inroads – and accompanyinggentrification – on the Eastside.In February, officials from the city of Austin’sCode Compliance Department poredover Chung and Klinefelter’s property. Theytook note of the little stuff: the space betweenthe back stairs of the couple’s living space,their shower, handrails on the staircase (orlack thereof). They also eyed the generalarrangement of the property.PHOTOS BY JANA BIRCHUMChung notes that current home occupationrules allow for artists to have a work shed inthe same place where they live. “But,” sheadds, “[city code] states that everything has tobe contained in one dwelling. In other words,if you have your house and your garage whichyou use as your work shed, then all of yourwork has to be contained in the garage. Youcannot do work in the work garage and thentake that work with you and go to your kitchentable and do a sketch – that would be illegal.”She calls this the crux of the situation.Klinefelter and Chung’s interaction with thecity of Austin’s Code Compliance Departmentwas touched off by a complaint allegedly madeby Angela Rangel, a member of another prominentEast Austin Hispanic family. Her call camein response to one that Klinefelter made abouta disabled truck that was parked outside herhome. With the countermove, Rangel touchedoff a battle that raises several issues concerninghow independent Austin artists operate – andsimultaneously brings more public scrutiny toan already embattled city department.The episode serves as another salvo in thewider battle that rages over the character –and complexion – of the city, especially inthese rapidly changing Eastside streets.Breaking the CodeThe autonomy of Austin’s Code Com plianceDepartment is relatively new. It split off fromthe Solid Waste Services Department less thantwo years ago, after a city review criticizing theeffectiveness of SWS forced managementchanges there. A report prepared for the citymanager by Clarence Bibby – a consultanthired to examine the department – was criticalof then-Solid Waste Services Director WillieRhodes. Indeed, the second recommendationon a list of nearly 40 suggestions for change inthe department began: “Select new [SolidWaste Services] leaders. …”Following that review, Rhodes (in whatappeared to be an unsubtle management hintabout retirement) and one of his top deputiestransferred to Code Compliance, and thatformer division became its own department.As the city conducted a search and hiredRhodes’ Solid Waste Services replacement,current department head Bob Gedert, he andhis lieutenants continued to run CodeCompliance. Rick Cofer, co-chair of Austin’sSolid Waste Advisory Commission, had afront-row seat. He recalled in particular theCathedral of Junk incident and a Wall StreetJournal article that quoted the aesthetic judgmentof Code Compliance’s AssistantDivision Manager Ron Potts. “Some peopleare calling it art,” Potts told WSJ, “but if youlook at what it is, it’s people’s junk thatthey’ve dropped off.”Cofer remembers thinking, “What is happeningat this department that it’s on the frontpage of The Wall Street Journal?” Later, heoffered what might serve as an answer to hisown question. “It seems like the attitude ofCode Compliance is still ‘enforcement,enforcement, enforcement.’”That was supposed to change. A simpleadjustment to the department’s moniker – aswitch from Code Enforcement to Code Compliance– was intended also to signal a shift inthe way code officers thought about their rolesin the city’s bureaucracy. “I don’t know what,if anything, changed at Code [Compliance]when Willie became the director,” says Cofer.A couple of highly visible and unpopularenforcement actions that became public in thespring of 2010 didn’t help. There was theattempt to shutter the beloved Cathedral ofJunk and a massive campaign by one residentof the Fairview neighborhood to report to thecity the various alleged code violations he’dfound on his neighbors’ properties.Code Compliance also began to take acloser look at the participants in the EastAustin Studio Tour. For the past nine years,local artist Shea Little and an increasing numberof his friends and colleagues have beenannually opening their many Eastside studiosto the public. The two-weekend-long eventcomes with a map, a ton of signage, copiouscoverage in the Chronicle, and city support,22 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m

The Klinefelter-Chung garden“Everybody who goes there wants to live there. … It’sjust this magical place where everything’s integrated ….”– Marcy Hoen, Austin Creative Allianceand it has become a boon to artists, who usethe popular event to sell their work. Butbecause so many studios are either augmentedwith unpermitted (and therefore,technically illegal) construction or located inthe homes of the participants, leading toanother host of technical problems, theweekend also represents a juicy target forcode enforcement. That is, whenever someonefires off a complaint.Complaints DrivenKlinefelter and Chung’s trouble started onNov. 16, 2010, when Rangel’s anonymouscomplaint – about an “unsafe fence behindthe properties” – was lodged with CodeCompliance. Though all complaints receivedby Code Compliance are afforded an officialcloak of anonymity – as, indeed, was thisone – Rangel is known around the neighborhoodas the party responsible for the dimedropped on Klinefelter and Chung.According to an official summary of action,inspector Luis Gonzales visited the propertyand responded to Rangel that day.“I contacted complainant and advised herthat I was unable to locate any fence norcould I see any violations from street vantagepoint,” he wrote. “She was at work butadvised me of a lot of information on theowner of 800 Gullet. She said that she hasbeen researching him on the internet. Iadvised her that I would call her when Imade a determination or if there was a violationof code.”Klinefelter and Chung’s fence – the originalsource of the complaint – had passedmuster. Had Gonzales’ mission been moreabout compliance and less about enforcement,that might have been the end of thematter. But he wasn’t done.Klinefelter describes Gonzales as “unusuallyintimidating.” He says that Gonzales said“that he was an ex-cop” and that “there was apolice report on the house.” Code Compliancespokesperson Melissa Martinez says that,because code can be seen as cut-and-dried,residents who have interactions with thedepartment sometimes conflate that characterwith the personality of the investigator.On Feb. 11, Gonzales and Code Com pliancesupervisor Jonathan Josephson showedup to take a closer look at the property.Josephson later said that because Klinefelterand Chung’s case is ongoing, he could offeronly limited comments about it. “We wereable to look at the whole property,” Josephsonsays. There, he says that he and Gonzalesfound work that Josephson says was donewithout a permit, hazardous conditions, andthe inappropriate use of a property.After Gonzales and Josephson’s inspection,the summary of action recounted readslike a departmentwide hem-and-haw. OnFeb. 22, Gonzales wrote: “J. Josephsonadvised me to hold off on mailing out noticeof violation due to extraordinary circumstances.He needed an opportunity to consultwith [Code Compliance AssistantDivision Manager] Steve Ramirez. After consultation,Steve Ramirez suggested we allmeet with Legal department prior to meetingwith [the city’s Development AssistanceCenter] and the owners of residence.”On March 3, he added: “J. Josephson,[invest i gator Dennis] Vaughn and I met withowner of this property at [the DevelopmentAssistance Center] along with all interestedparties. Many proposals were presented anda good discussion followed. We reachedsomewhat of a step procedure that willrequire another visit to residence in the nearfuture. J. Josephson also advised, [CodeCompliance Assistant Division Manager]Dan Cardenas present, that we wait untilCONTINUED ON P.24 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 15, 2011 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 23

A rain-collecting tank on theKlinefelter-Chung property[DAC Department Manager] Chris Johnsonmeets with the owners before we [send] out anotice of violation.”March 7 brought discussion of another lookat the property. “Today, J. Josephson advisedme that [city of Austin Residential PlannerSylvia Benavidez] was to set up the re-inspectionat this address and we would go alongwith her when she calls,” wrote Gonzales.On March 16, Josephson wrote that hecalled the Watershed Protection Department’sEric Kaufman and that Kaufman met withRangel on-site but “did not find any violationsat the 800 Gullett site, and the complainantwas not able to provide any specific concerns,only general concerns that have been addressedto this point.”Nevertheless, the case remained open. Thelatest entry in the log, which was obtained byopen records request on June 14, came onJune 8. There, Gonzales writes that he “wasadvised by J. Josephson to hold back on thiscase due to the process in city hall that willultimately affect this case and other Art Studiocases.” According to Gonzales’ notes, Josephsonalso told him to take a picture of Klinefelterand Chung’s property every month and attachit to the case file.Klinefelter and Chung have been workingwith Benavidez from the city’s Planning andDevelopment Review Department. They saythat Benavidez has been understanding andthat they and at least part of the city areworking proactively toward an agreeablesolution. Nevertheless, on June 16 – afterthey began talking with the Chronicle aboutthis story – Gonzales visited one of theirrental properties and left another code violationnotice. According to Klinefelter, thecouple was cited for a host of violations,including a lack of handrails for the farthestbuilding in their complex. Gonzales alsocited Klinefelter and Chung for expired constructionpermits, even though, as Klinefelterwrote in an email, “no construction had beendone since the expiration.”One Man’s Art …Klinefelter and Chung are not the only participantsin the East Side Studio Tour to facecode issues. The Chronicle filed a public informationrequest for complaint data on 180-oddaddresses that have participated in the EastAustin Studio Tour over the past three years.Forty-five of them, including two of Klinefelterand Chung’s addresses, have received complaints.Some of the complaints feature languagethat would seem to be specific to anartist’s home during the tour; one simply says“reported by Ron Potts.” Some propertiesreflected multiple complaints. In all, 28 of thecomplaints turned out to be valid. Twentythreewere classified as either “no violationfound” or “unjustified complaint.”Both Martinez and Josephson say that thedepartment is bound to act on and review anycomplaint. “We can’t make assumptions aboutwhether there’s a violation or not,” saysMartinez. And, again, following a standard policythat can be either reassuring or an invitationfor abuse – depending on your side of theexchange – complaints received by the CodeCompliance Department are anonymous.Artist Barry George received four complaintsabout a space at 204 Attayac betweenMarch 2010 and 2011. In one summary, thefirst complaint, pursued by investigators MacCastillo and Kit Campbell, came in responseto a call alleging “accumulated rubbish.” Inthe summary of the case, Castillo wrote,“Most of the items there are art.” On April 19,Campbell closed the case, calling it an “unjustifiedcomplaint.”The second inspection came after a complaintagainst George for “unpermitted and/orunsafe yard art sculptures or structures andzoning violations for public event/tour usewithout authorization/permits.” InspectorDennis Vaughn took photos of the property andwaited for a use determination from other cityofficials about whether George had violated anyzoning provisions. The case was closed inSeptember 2010, with a note from Vaughn that“[n]o violation(s)” had been found.PHOTOS BY JANA BIRCHUMOn May 26, council took further action,In January 2011, someone complainedNEWS EAST AUSTIN STUDIO DE-TOUR CONTINUED FROM P.23 that there was “[t]rash, junk and debrisaround the shop area” and that someone at204 Attayac had left trash carts at the curb.This time George wasn’t so lucky. “I conductedan initial inspection on 1/3/2011 atthis address to verify all violations,” wroteVaughn in the summary. “I noticed a lot [of]junk and debris located around the metalshop area. Also, the trash carts were left atthe curb. Trash pick up is always on Friday.A notice of violation will be sent to theowner for compliance.”On Jan. 24, Vaughn wrote that he andJosephson met with George, adding, “Theowner has made some progress in the removalof weeds/grass.” But when Vaughn returnedon Feb. 7, he observed that – though Georgehad “done some clean up around the property… more work is needed to bring theproperty into compliance.” According to thesummary, the case remains open.approving a change to city code that wouldretroactively grandfather “longstanding codeviolations that do not threaten public safetyor negatively impact surrounding properties.”Though the effect of this measurewould cover a wide range of properties, artistswith nondangerous code violations ontheir properties – like Klinefelter and Chung– stand to benefit. And Code Complianceloses another enforcement tool against homestudios. There is also talk that the PlanningCommission will soon consider zoningchanges that would allow artists who live onsingle-family lots more leeway in designingand using studio space.Council Member Chris Riley co-sponsoredthe May 12 resolution with then-Mayor Pro TemMike Martinez and then-Council-Member RandiShade. “East Austin Studio Tours has become ahallowed tradition in Austin,” he says. “I believethe resolution was just a way to make sure thatour current code respects the tradition that hasRespecting the Spiritemerged – respects the spirit of the event.”“When it comes time to actually becomelegitimate, there are so many steps to gothrough that it’s actually prohibitive for anartist-run space,” says East Side Studio Tourfounder Shea Little, referring to occasionallyunconventional – but not necessarily dangerous– adaptations ofproperty by artist-residents.Little says that thestudio tour first heardrumblings about issueswith the event about twoyears ago. “We heardabout neighborhoods thatwere a little upset aboutthe tour and having spacesin residential neighborhoodsthat would generatetraffic, and those typesMarcy Hoen says that though she believesthat the city is “very motivated to be helpful,”she sees another gap. “There currently is nosystem in place for artists to come into complianceand to learn what it is that they’re notdoing correctly before they get cited,” shesays. “They can’t call thecoding department and say,‘Come check me out;I want to come into compliance,’because as soonas that happens, they’llget cited.”On June 29, Hoen’s organizationjoined with Little’sEast Austin Studio Tour toput on a benefit that kickstarteda microlending entitythat will provide EASTof things,” he said. “Codeartists with funds toCompliance actually contactedus and said: ‘Thereare some things going on;we’re aware of the studioupgrade illegal structures intime for this November’stour. Hoen says that sheexpects to begin distributingJohnny Limónloans sometime thismonth. (For more detail,see “Frameworks EASTtour, and there are somethings that may need toget permitted, so we needto talk to y’all. Let’s gettogether sometime.’”The meeting never happened.“We actually feellike we held up our end ofthe bargain and pursuedthem and said, ‘Yeah, let’smake this happen,’” Littlecontinues. “I think theyjust ... they kind of put iton hold.”That, says Little, was in 2009.In recent months, City Council has steppedinto the fray. On May 12, council instructedCity Manager Marc Ott to draft ordinance languagethat would allow artists to sell their workout of their homes a few times each year – previouslya violation of city code – effectively legalizingart sales during the East Side Studio Tour.“Any kind of a zoningchange in a singlefamilyneighborhoodis going to raiseeyebrows.”– Johnny LimónFund,” The Arts, June 24.)On July 19, Klinefelterand Chung will meet withlocal architect Gary Devin– one of the consultantsprovided by the AustinCreative Alliance to helpEAST artists with their violations– and city officials tobegin setting up a proactiveway for artists in a commercialzone to address any code issues. Onceestablished, the program would allow DIYstudio operators on commercially zoned lots– such as those at 501 Pedernales (see “EastsideArt Spaces Under Siege?,” May 6) – to get professionalassistance without risking the wrathof the Code Compliance Department.CONTINUED ON P.2624 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m

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“It seems like the attitude of Code Compliance is still‘enforcement, enforcement, enforcement.’”– Rick Cofer, Solid Waste Advisory CommissionNew Sheriff in TownThis spring, Rhodes finally obliged city managementand made way for new blood, whicharrives from Fort Worth on July 18 in the personof Carl Smart, the former executive assistant toFort Worth’s city manager. He has extensiveexperience in code compliance in three statesand says Austin’s department is “poised tobecome one of the best code compliance departmentsin the state – maybe even the country.”Smart seems ready to bring with him somethingof a softer touch. He says that his approachto compliance comes “without having to use thehammer as much. We’re going to put moreemphasis on educating the public, for one,” hesays. “For two, the overall approach, how youapproach people …. We are there to serve them.Good customer service, that’s a priority for me.”Solid Waste Advisory Commission ChairContested GroundKlinefelter and Chung’s three rental propertiessit facing Calle Limón, side by side onLyons Street. Chung says that she andKlinefelter bought two of the houses after amember of the Limón family was unable todo the same. They bought the third after aforeclosure forced friends out of the neighborhood.Chung says that they asked forthat family’s blessing. “Every five years, byhappenstance, they’ve been available,” saidKlinefelter. “I spent three years of weekends,three years of weekends, three years of weekends[fixing them up].” Still, as careful asthey were to avoid the label, Klinefelter andChung’s actions read – at least to some oftheir neighbors – as those of gentrifiers.“What has worried some of the people inour community has been him purchasing theThis building serves as the annexon the Klinefelter-Chung property.change. “With our neighborhood plan,NEWS EAST AUSTIN STUDIO DE-TOUR CONTINUED FROM P.24Gerard Acuna says he’s looking forward tomeeting Smart. “There’s a need for Code[Compliance] to become a little more understanding,”he says, and he’s “looking forward”to someone “who can lead [the department]away from code enforcement back intocode compliance.”Riley says that the complaint-driven processworks in some ways but has a major weakness:“There is obviously a real potential forabuse,” he says. “We have to figure ways ofdealing with it, and I think one possibility isto revisit some of the requirements we have inplace. Another possibility is to make sure ourCode Compliance is … mindful of the degreeof culpability of any particular violation.”But whatever the managerial shifts at CodeCompliance – or artists’ ability to bring theirrespective properties up to code – first generationEastsiders such as Klinefelter andChung remain subject to a certain lack ofacceptance from their neighbors, rooted in along-standing cultural conflict that helpedtouch off the code complaints in the firstplace. And that issue raises the need for morethan just these comparatively simple ordinanceor structural changes.homes next to him,” says Johnny Limón, whoalso notes that a zoning change that Klinefelterand Chung applied for “opened some of theresidents’ eyes.”“You know, any kind of a zoning change ina single-family neighborhood is going to raiseeyebrows,” he continues. “In the past, it probablywouldn’t have. But now, as people aremore aware and people like to protect thecommunity, it raises eyebrows.”In a May profile of the Limóns, AustinAmerican-Statesman writer Michael Barnesnoted the political history and importance ofthe family. The Limóns are “politically active,”he writes, “and their gatherings are popularwith elected officials and aspiring candidates.”The Limóns were part of the effort toclean up the barrio in the latter portion of the20th century, including the Govalle/JohnstonTer race Combined Neighborhood Plan.“There were many neighborhoods that werezoned light industrial/industrial,” saysLimón. “Dur ing the neighborhood plan, wewere actually able to change down a lot ofthose zonings.”In so doing, they opened the door for whatLimón suggests has been 10 years’ worth ofwecorrected some injustices that were done tothis community for many, many years – andwe don’t want to go back to that,” he says.“[But] we made this area a much better placeto live, to where now people from all walks oflife don’t mind moving over here and livinghere.”Little is also aware of the cross-cultural situation.“The studio tour, and artists in general,play a big role, or are a part of gentrification– are part of the process of, more or less, revitalizinglower-income areas like East Austin,”he says. “We come over for the cheap rent andthe unused space.”The studio tour “started to develop aswhat it was – this way of exposing artists,” hecontinues. “In effect, [it also] started exposingEast Austin to a crowd that was hesitant– or still carried that stigma from 10, 15 yearsago that was like, ‘East Austin is bad, don’tgo there.’”Nevertheless, Limón appears ready to welcomeChung, Klinefelter, and anyone else tothe Eastside. Indeed, the idea that the newcomersweave themselves into the fabric ofthe community is central to his concerns. “Tome, the gentrifiers are really investors whoJANA BIRCHUMcome in, buy a home, tear it down, and nowthey put two homes there and they turnaround and they sell it for lots of money,” hesays. “If [the artists] … really want to movehere and live here and be part of our community,you know what, I personally – andmy family that lives here – don’t have a problemwith that.”Klinefelter and Chung feel as though theyhave answered Limón’s call. “Our childrengrew up in this neighborhood,” saysKlinefelter, “We’ve been next to 10 rentalproperties for 28 years, and I know all oftheir first names.” Chung flips the criticismaround. “I suppose it goes the other waytoo,” she writes in an email. Though shenotes that some of their older Hispanicneighbors typically make it to their ownevents, “[i]n 27 years we have had open studios,I have never ever seen my ‘native’neighbors come.”In an earlier conversation, Chung was circumspectabout the whole debate, distinguishingher family’s history from somegrander demographic transition. “We’re acouple of artists who bought into this neighborhood,”she says. “[We’re trying to] carveout a little piece of earth.”AFFORDABLEAPPLIANCESWasher & dryer setsstarting at $230ALL APPLIANCES COME WITHA FREE13 MONTHWARRANTYSHOWROOM LOCATED AT 1500 W. Ben White Blvd.512-581-035526 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o mEmo’s Summer BoatParty Series featuringZLAM DUNK atVolente Beach July 17WIN APAIR OFTICKETS21+Enter for a chance to win aVisitFREE PAIR OF TICKETS to Emo’sEmosAustin.com Summer Boat Party Series featuringfor complete details. 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The Sixth WarBY MICHAEL VENTURAIn how many countries is the United States“engaged in hostilities” (as the saying goes)?As of tonight, I count six.Iraq is No. 1, of course. Many speak of Iraqas though we’re done there, but June was thedeadliest month for U.S. combat casualtiessince 2008 (The New York Times, July 1, p.A6).And Iraqis have again taken to killing oneanother in great numbers (The New York Times,July 6, p.A10). In April, our defense secretarystated that “some American troops could stayin Iraq for years, well beyond the scheduledwithdrawal” (The New York Times, April 9,p.A11). Let’s remember that it costs $500,000a year to keep just one American soldier in awar zone (The Economist, Jan. 1, p.11).Afghanistan is war No. 2. The real reasonwe’re there is at last obvious (more on that in afew paragraphs); the stated reason was to defeatal Qaeda. When Obama announced his surgein 2009, the White House “[put] the numberof Qaeda operatives [in Afghanistan]at roughly 100” (The New YorkTimes, Dec. 6, 2009, p.WK10).Recently, a senior administrationofficial said, “When we thinkabout Al Qaeda … withinAfghanistan, we say it is about50 or 75 folks” (The New YorkTimes, June 23, p.8A). All thatblood and money has diminishedthe number by 25 or 50.Meanwhile, Afghans endure carnage. Aheadline in May: “Afghan Civilian Deaths Seta Monthly Record, U.N. Says” (The New YorkTimes, June 12, p.A20). Afghanistan PresidentHamid Karzai has received millions in cashfrom Iran all along, while Washington gives hisoffice “bags of money,” too. “Asked whetherthe U.S. actually gives bags full of cash to thepresidential office, Karzai responded: ‘Yes, itdoes give bags of money’” (Associated Pressonline, Oct. 25, 2010).War No. 3: We’re lobbing missiles anddrones into Libya, apparently for a goodcause, except that it’s been going on for morethan 90 days and Obama has refused to abideby the law. That law is the War Powers Act,which requires the admittedly shaky virtueof congressional permission to continue hostilities.Obama claims that killing people withmissiles and drones does not constitute hostilities.The question is: Why would Obamautter such an obvious absurdity?When campaigning for the presidency,Obama said: “The president does not havepower under the Constitution to unilaterallyauthorize a military attack in a situation thatdoes not involve … an actual or imminentthreat to the nation” (quoted by Maureenlettersat 3amDowd, The New York Times, March 23, p.A27).He spent most of his working life teachingconstitutional law. He knows he’s in violation.Yet he rejected the opinion of lawyersin the Justice Department and the DefenseDepartment who have said he must abide bythe War Powers Act (The Economist, June 25,p.44). Obama’s “White House counsel … hasdeclared that, despite the War Powers Act, thepresident can continue the Libya campaignindefinitely without legislative support. …If the precedent Mr. Obama has created isallowed to stand, future presidents who donot like what the Justice Department is tellingthem could simply cite the example of Mr.Obama’s war in Libya” (The New York Times,June 21, p.A27).Even George W. Bush and Dick Cheneyabided by the War Powers Act. Obama, a lawyer,understands precedent. So, again, assuminghis best intentions, why would he knowinglyrisk such a dangerous precedent?The answer lies in his fourth,fifth, and sixth wars.Fourth war: “The CentralIntelligence Agency is buildinga secret air base in the MiddleEast to serve as a launching padfor strikes in Yemen using armeddrones” (The New York Times,June 15, p.A12). Fifth war: “U.S.Expands Its Drone War Into Somalia”(The New York Times, July 2, p.A1).If Obama admits that when our drones andmissiles kill foreign nationals on their ownsoil it is an act of war, then all his drone warscome into question. Congress is increasinglyconcerned about our military involvements.Obama wants their arguments shut down.He demands the power to do as he pleasesin these matters without consent from thepeople’s representatives. He knows this isunconstitutional. So: Why?Under the War Powers Act, Obama wouldprobably get what he wants concerning Libya,Yemen, and Somalia. They are weak countries,shakily governed, if governed at all, and if herepeats “breeding ground for terrorists” everytime he’s near a microphone, Congress willlikely give in without asking for proof.The real issue is Pakistan, where “operatives,”as they’re being called, “have been barragedwith hundreds of drone strikes directedby the Central Intelligence Agency in recentyears” (The New York Times, July 2, p.A1).If Obama admits that to kill foreign nationalson their own soil with drones and missiles isan act of war, then our Constitution may forcehim to admit that the United States is at warwith Pakistan. I suspect he fears that admissionJASON STOUTdeeply. For the time being, so does Pakistan.Pakistan is our sixth war.As I’ve documented more than once,Obama announced his Afghan surge overthe hot objections of both Afghanistan andPakistan, though he led us to believe otherwise.He claimed Pakistan’s cooperation wasessential to victory, though Pakistan immediatelydenied him any consistent cooperation.Obama’s motives have recently become clear.“‘We need a base to strike targets in Pakistan,and the geography is simple: You need to dothat from Afghanistan,’ said Bruce [Riedel], aretired C.I.A. officer who conducted Mr. Obama’sfirst review of strategy in the region [my italics].… [A]dministration officials make it clearerthan ever that they view Pakistan’s harboringof terrorist groups as [a more urgent problemthan Afghanistan]. ‘We don’t see a transnationalthreat coming out of Afghanistan,’ asenior administration official said …. Later headded, ‘The threat has come from Pakistan.’”(The New York Times, June 23, p.8A.)A gathering of Pakistani colonels was asked“whom they regarded as the greatest enemy. Athird of them named America” (The Economist,June 18, p.46). “Pakistan has steadily expandedits nuclear arsenal since President Obama cameto office … putting it on a path to overtakeBritain as the world’s fifth largest nuclear weap-ons power” (The New York Times, Feb. 1, p.A1).Lately, Pakistan has upped the ante.“Deadly Shelling by Pakistan IntoAfghanistan Is Stoking Tensions,” said theheadline. “Rocket and artillery shells firedfrom Pakistan have killed 42 Afghans andwounded 48 in three provinces … over thelast five weeks …. The attacks have puzzledand angered Afghan politicians and Westerndiplomats” (The New York Times, July 4, p.A9).Are they really puzzled? No NATO bases existin the areas attacked, but the report saidnothing of CIA drone bases. Whether suchbases are there or not, Pakistan thought it wasshooting at something (unless their actionswere simply a raised fist of warning).Nothing would be more justly alarmingthan Obama’s surge having made an outand-outenemy of Islam’s sole nuclear power.If Pakistanis chose, they could gift al Qaedaa bomb – or several – to wreak havoc here.However, our war with Pakistan is still a shadowwar because neither side officially admitshostilities. That’s a good thing. It means powerfulpeople in both governments seek to cool it.If they fail, the possibilities for catastropheare many. As things stand, to dwell upon thisdoes no good. For American citizens, andeven for Congress, the sixth war is beyond ourreach, out of our hands.28 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m

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THEarts32 Amanda‘ENCRYPTION’You better listen to the radioA solo work by Stephen Pruitt is a rare joy, like a total solareclipse or a fabled comet’s return. The mastermind behindFluxion Scenic and Light Design spends most of his time providingoutstanding design work for performing arts spectaclessuch as Forklift Danceworks’ The Trash Project, Mary MoodyNorthen Theatre’s bobrauschenbergamerica, and TroublePuppet Theater Company’s The Jungle. But every few years,he’ll have enough time on his hands to create one of his own– though in Pruitt’s one-man projects, the spectacle owesless to extravagant production values and more to incisivewriting and theatricality that can blow your mind, as when, toillustrate the principles of Foucault, he suspended himselfupside-down and became a human pendulum.That was in 2002’s History of the World as the Center of theUniverse, and since then, Pruitt has given us only CatastropheTheory in 2006 and “TBA” in 2009. The latter, created forFronteraFest, was a meditation on late-night radio, sounds inthe dark, and how much of life is “to be announced,” with eachaudience member listening to Pruitt through a separate radioand set of headphones. He’s now reworked the piece to explorethe wealth of information perpetually riding the electro-magneticcurrents in the air, what we filter out and what we don’t, what’struth and what’s myth, what’s clear and what’s in code. DJs,UFOs, and the mysterious creature dubbed Mothman come intoplay in the piece, newly titled Encryption and opening this weekat Salvage Vanguard Theater. Here, Pruitt decodes the work’sdevelopment … we think.– Robert FairesAustin Chronicle: Where did Encryption originate?Stephen Pruitt: My performances are like [an Alexander]Calder mobile. I cruise along, doing my thing, assembling variousparts as I find them, then one day they all sort of balanceone another out and interconnect, and I know that piece isdone. In this case, radio has always been a fascination, asEyre Ward 33 After a Fashion 54 Arts Listingshas the mysterious and the unexplained fringe of science.Those were the two jumping-off points, and both go all the wayback to my childhood – and in the case of Mothman, evenbefore that, as it all happened the year before I was born.AC: How did the original piece take shape as a radio experiment?Where did form meet function?SP: It was all function at first. I knew I wanted to do theexperiment with broadcasting to everyone wearing theirown radios and headphones, but I didn’t even know whatto call it. I didn’t have time to work on the content untilafter FronteraFest publicity had already labeled it as “TBA,”but that was an absolutely brilliant title, so I ran with it andended up talking about radio, television, and those hoursin the night when they literally didn’t know what they weregoing to put on the air, so TV Guide or whoever would justput TBA – “to be announced” – into those time slots. Ididn’t really know if anyone would remember that, but I stillliked the idea of linking that metaphor to the way that lifethrows surprises at us, even when we’re not expecting anythingin particular.AC: After FronteraFest, did you want to bring it back?SP: I didn’t intend to bring that particular piece back atthe time, but the feedback from my friends, who tend tohave really great taste in theatre, was good, so I decidedthat I shouldn’t throw it out. I worked on it on and off, andit had a couple of short-circuited attempts at full production,and each time I’d put it back on the shelf. But thenI’d stumble on some new piece of the mobile and startworking on it again. The final part hit me over the head atthe end of last year, so I’ve known for a while that I neededto do it. I didn’t have any design work scheduled forJuly, so I called a few theatres to see if any of the smallerspaces were free, and SVT had room for me. If they hadn’t,I was going to do it in the woods somewhere, as a drive-inradio show.AC: How does Encryption differ from the FronteraFest piece?SP: It’s completely different, aside from the radios. Most ofthe content of the FronteraFest piece is gone now. Some ofCOURTESY OF STEPHEN PRUITTthe themes are the same, but I’ve had two years to thinkabout them a little more carefully and figure out how they fittogether, plus several new things have been added. The storytellingis stronger now, and there are subjects I neverdreamed I’d be talking about back then. Life has a way ofhappening to you when you work on something for a coupleof years.AC: Is there encrypted information in the answers you’ve justgiven me?SP: Yes. Some things have been buried quite deeply.Encryption runs July 15-30, Fridays & Saturdays, 8pm, at Salvage VanguardTheater, 2803 Manor Rd. For reservations, visit www.encryption.eventbrite.com.From the series Who Are You?by Hector Hernandez‘IDENTITY CRISIS’grayDUCK Gallery offers a show ofheroic proportionsSouth Austin’s grayDUCK Gallery has a new show coming upthis weekend. It’s called “Identity Crisis,” it’s curated by HectorHernandez, and it’s about public and private identities and howthey’re formed. But maybe, speaking of identities, you’re not thatdeeply enmeshed in the local visual-arts milieu, and so now you’reasking, “What the hell is grayDUCK Gallery, anyway?”Hello, General Reader.grayDUCK Gallery has been around for just over a year – “Weopened in May of 2010,” says owner Jill Schroeder – and it’s aspare and elegant venue just off South First, over there near Polvosand Bouldin Creek Coffeehouse and all that eatery goodness.A couple of weeks ago, we reviewed the gallery’s then-currentshow (we were very impressed; see “‘Rock, Paper, Carbon,’” June10) and jokingly referred to a conspiracy wherein grayDUCK was createdas a replacement for D Berman Gallery to compensate for thelatter’s recent move to Wimberley. We meant that the two venuesshare strikingly similar qualities: the understated elegance of thevenues themselves, the great care and consideration in the arrangementof works, and the generous amounts of space around whatthe artists have created for display. There really was, regardless ofrelentless whispers to the contrary, no conspiracy involved at all.“When I moved here from Minneapolis,” says Schroeder, “Iquickly immersed myself in the local arts scene, going to all theexhibition openings I could, volunteering at the museums, gettingto know the artists. And I thought there needed to be more representationin the middle of the spectrum, that we could offer somethingbetween the more do-it-yourself artist galleries and the higher-endplaces like Lora Reynolds [Gallery].”The gallery’s name comes from the children’s game of Duck,Duck, Goose. Except, says Schroeder, “Where I grew up, we usedto play it by going ‘duck, duck, duck, duck, grayduck.” Uh-huh. Andpeople say Austin is weird?Well, people say Austin is a lot of things, of course, and thoseassertions depend on the identity the city offers as well as theidentity each person perceives. And that’s even more true of peoplethemselves. That’s what the artists invited by HectorHernandez – William Hundley, Carlos Donjuan, and himself – setout to investigate in “Identity Crisis.”“This is the first time I’ve used a guest curator,” says Schroeder.“Hector and I have been talking and thinking about this show for thelast two months, and he’s been so engaged with it, with exploring theconcept of identity and alter ego, how people present themselves differentlyin different situations. It’s also a sort of homage to thesuperheroes and their secret identities from Hector’s childhood. He’sdoing a collaboration with William [Hundley] on the hero identity.”“Identity Crisis” features mixed media, photography, painting, andsculpture. It’s just the sort of thing to make you leave your fortress ofsolitude, maybe don a mask or cape, and sally forth to the ongoingbastion of beauty that is grayDUCK Gallery. – Wayne Alan Brenner“Identity Crisis” opens with a reception on Friday, July 15, 7-9pm. The exhibition runsWednesday-Sunday, through August 21, at grayDUCk Gallery, 608-C W. Monroe. Formore information, call 826-5334 or see www.grayduckgallery.com.a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 15, 2011 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 31

THE ARTSBOOKSDarkness, Then LightAmanda Eyre Ward on the story she always knewshe would tellBY KIMBERLEY JONESWhen novelist Amanda Eyre Ward was in high school, she woke from a boozy night of NewYear’s Eve partying in Manhattan to discover that a gruesome double homicide had occurred inthe suburbs where she lived. It was a new year, and this was the new normal, with the seemingsafenessof her childhood home shattered forever. The story would grow more horrific. Fiveyears after the murder – of a husband and wife, attacked in their own bedroom – the police hada suspect: a local boy, who had once lived in the house and returned to it that New Year’s Eve,raging and in a blind-drunk blackout.It’s a story Ward has never been able to shake – the awfulness of it, the nearness of it. Itbecame the jumping-off point of her fourth novel, Close Your Eyes. Nimbly netting togetherthe literary novel with a whodunit, Ward traces the aftershocks of the murder of a wife andmother in suburban New York by alternating between three voices: that of the woman’s daughter,Lauren, now an adult living in Austin but still crippled by grief and confusion; a pregnantwoman named Sylvia, who has fled a bad relationship to return to her dynamic but destructivechildhood best friend Victoria; and Victoria’s mother, Mae, whose inexhaustible drive to keepfamily secrets buried is finally failing.The Chronicle recently sat down with the author at a coffeehouse in the French Place neighborhood,where Ward in part set Close Your Eyes, which comes out on July 26 from Random House.Austin Chronicle: You were telling me the earlystages of writing were rough going?Amanda Eyre Ward: Well, I just couldn’tfigure out how the stories were going to cometogether. The way I usually work is just to listento the characters and let them do what theywant. But I had all of these different characters,and I couldn’t figure out how they [fit]. … Iwork every day while the kids are at school, andfinally I realized I needed days with the bookand without any interruptions, so I didn’t go onThanksgiving vacation to my in-laws’. [laughs]The night before [the trip], I unpacked my stuff.And I lay on the couch and thought about thecharacters. … I totally reconceived the characterof Sylvia to the woman that’s in the book.AC: Did you put that old version of her in a drawer,or is that material lost to the character graveyard?AEW: It’s a graveyard character – and I havea lot of them. My old editor Anika [Streitfeld]said I should do a book of all the characterswho’ve disappeared. It’s excruciating, because32 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o mevery story, every novel has 20 or more ofthese characters. But yeah, once I figured itout, it went pretty smoothly.AC: Do you get superstitious about the process?AEW: I would say no, but when I talk aboutit, obviously, yes. [laughs] Yeah.AC: In my mind, Lauren is the main character.Is that accurate?AEW: There are so many iterations of thisbook. Victoria once had a whole through-lineof her own. And it all started with this murderthat happened in my town when I wasgrowing up. It started with the murder, butthen later it became about the people keepingsecrets about the murder.AC: You wrote a personal essay about the doublehomicide that inspired the book. [You can readthe essay at her website, www.amandaward.com.]I take it this story is something you’ve been carryingaround for years.AEW: Oh, yeah. It’s just the most hauntingstory. I’m interested in what people are capableJOHN ANDERSONof, and this is a guy we knew. And I’m also interestedin booze and blackout and memories.AC: Right. You seem like such a sunny person, butin the essay, you go to some pretty dark places.AEW: The Victoria character is probably theone I identify with the most. In fact, I had herperspective in the book, but people found herso off-putting.AC: She’s not an easy character to love.AEW: That was another thing, realizing in theend that she’s not redeemed. That was sad forme. When I’m writing, I tend to live the livesI didn’t live, to follow certain threads to differentconclusions. I feel very fortunate to be hereand have my shit together. ’Cause I think thereare many, many ways I could have gone.AC: The book is also very much about the effectour parents and their marriages have on our ownrelationships as we become adults.AEW: Right. Which is something that I’mthinking a lot about these days, because I ama parent – mistakes I could make and howterrifying it all is to be responsible. And youkind of have to just put that in the back ofyour mind, the way you do with [the thoughtthat] people you love could die – those darkthings – I just have to put them out of mymind in order to day-to-day pick up the kidsfrom school. But when I write, I definitely gothere. That’s the way it works for me.AC: What’s that process like, alternating betweenthe day-to-day mom and wife and the writer whoaccesses those dark things for a living?AEW: People are always saying, “Are you goingto write children’s books now?” And I say,“No, that’s not really what I do at all.” OnCape Cod, when I was first getting back tomy writing after my son was born, he was ababy, and I would bring him to day care andgo home to the house where I nursed him andwhere all his baby stuff was. And I was writingabout South Africa, apartheid-era SouthAfrica, which is so violent, and I had picturesof the townships up, and it was very jarring.So I was lucky enough that winter that I gotthis book deal and I went and rented a hotelroom for the year. So I sort of had separatelives. I would drop him off at day care and beyou know, Mom. I use my married name formy whole life with them, and then AmandaWard is the one who checks into the hoteland has all these pictures around and writesthis stuff.The strange part is not that I have that darkpart, because that’s who I’ve always been. Thestranger part is carving out this other life.AC: You know, as soon as I asked you that questionabout mom-versus-writer, I wondered, wouldI ask that of a male writer?AEW: That’s a good question. And I get askedabout it a lot.AC: Do you bristle at it? You’re not defined byyour gender.AEW: I choose to give you the benefit of thedoubt and say it’s interesting [to explore] howdifferent writers work. And the fact is, femalewriters with kids have a different lot in lifethan female writers without kids, and malewriters with kids, you know. … And I thinkthat being a female Texas writer is thought ofdifferently than a male Texas writer. …This is something we talk about a lot at theTexas Book Festival. Because what is a TexasBook Festival? Is it Texas authors? Is it authorswriting about historical Texas? … There are thosequestions of identity for the modern West.AC: How long have you lived here now?AEW: The last 15 years, on and off. I still feellike an outsider writing about Austin, and Ifeel nervous [that] people will say, “She’s nota real Austinite.” I want to be so much; I justlove it here. As soon as we moved here, it feltlike where I wanted to stay, and I’ve neverwanted to stay anywhere before.AC: Why don’t you feel like you can call yourselfan Austinite?AEW: It’s that Texan mythology, you know? Myson is a seventh-generation Texan, but I’m stillthe mom who came from New York. Maybe I’vejust constructed it for myself, because as a writeryou’re kind of always on the outside watchingpeople, and it’s strange to say, “This is no longersomething I’m writing about anthropologically;this is my life and my neighborhood.”AC: I’ve never thought about it that way – thata sense of belonging might be counterproductivefor a writer.AEW: I mean, that would be a rosy way to putit. It’s more probably my own issue. [laughs]But yeah, I always feel like I’m on the outsideof things, figuring it out.The launch party for Close Your Eyes takes place atBookPeople (603 N. Lamar) on Friday, July 29, at 7pm.Amanda Eyre Ward will also appear at a wine and cheesereception at Lake Austin Spa Resort (1705 S. Quinlan ParkRd.) on Saturday, July 30, at 7pm.Our HUGE STOREWIDE SALE begins July 1st! 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ARTS THE ARTSBOOKSSTYLEafter a fashion BY STEPHEN MACM ILLAN MOSERNAKIA PART DEUX I wrote my little love letterto Nakia last week. This past weekendwas the homecoming party for Nakiafrom The Voice at Threadgill’s on Sunday.Celebrating his thrilling success, Nakia performeda new range of songs with his bandthe Blues Grifters as well as Tje Austin,who was also on Cee Lo Green’s team.The evening, while a “welcome home” tribute,was also a bit of a goodbye for Nakiaas he sets off on The Voice Top 8 tour.BLACKMAILING While Gail Chovan is gallivantingaround Paris teaching fashion (notFrench as I said a few weeks ago) and writinga book with her children, I’ve been tryingdesperately to be her by helping coverBlackmail while she’s gone. It certainly hasbeen inspiring to be back in the Blackmailatelier since I have rediscovered the pleasureof sewing. I have such a love/haterelationship with sewing, so getting my feetjust a little bit wet has been exciting. LastThursday, my intern Trey Gerlich came inand worked with me, and I’ve begun teachinghim the fundamentals of sewing.Slightly higher up on the sewing learningchart is my partner in fashion crimes JackiOh, who also joined us. But we weren’tworking on any projects for me. It was allsewing for friends who needed this or thatdone. OPP, I call it: Other People’sProjects. Though Jacki and Trey wereardent students, by the end of the day andthe end of the projects, I was exhausted.It’s tough to teach sewing. I can eitherpatiently show the student how to do somethingthat may take them hours or I cansnatch it away and do it myself in five minutes.On the other hand, the gratification ofsharing my wealth of knowledge with eageracolytes is unsurpassed.STROLLING SOCO While down on SoCo, aplace where I used to spend the majority ofmy time before I moved to Bugtussle,Texas, I realized it was First Thursday. I’veavoided First Thursdays for a number ofyears since the tenor of the event changedfrom a hometown celebration of one ofAustin’s most vibrant neighborhoods to littlemore than a public drunkfest. Perhaps that’sleveled off a bit. Jacki and her roommateNico and I met at Doc’s Motorworks for anibble before setting out. I’d only been toDoc’s once before when it opened and ruedthe fact that it had attracted the frat boy andsports fan crowd to an avenue that hadbeen previously noted for its style. This time,it was way too noisy inside, so we sat outsideunder the umbrellas and misters as thesun set. The food was tasty and the servicewas terrific. We then went into Parts &Labour’s latest establishment, next door toDoc’s. Parts & Labour is another one ofthose places where I went when they firstopened and was completely underwhelmed.Printed T-shirts and tennis shoes sprayedwith glitter were just not my idea of gooddesign. So dropping by the new location wasa true revelation. They’ve taken that old,SEABROOK JONES/WWW.JUICYTHIS.COMNakia lit the stage on fire at KGSR’s Blueson the Green last week – then took time tomeet fans and sign autographs by the stage.dark alterations business and turned it into abright, spacious shop loaded with localdesigns. The ceramic South Austin coastersthat greet you upon entering are fabulous.With varying local scenes, they are $10 eachor four for $35. There were several very attractiveand affordable collections of dresses.Notable among them is the Curry BethDunckel collection: smart, bright, fun dresseswith clean styling and easy-care fabrics for$58-68. Then it was on to see our old friendChristine Ann at Goodie Two Shoes for her10th anniversary sale. It’s so hard to imagineGTS is 10 years old! I remember the openinglike it was, well, less than 10 years ago.Shoes, dresses, and jewelry were flyingaround like a tornado had hit the place. Jackipicked up a number of charming bargains thatcame whirling around her, and then we wereoff. Our next port of call was the ContinentalClub Gallery, where we met our friend whostencils under the name of Niz (www.nizgraphics.com).Her studies in pop culture were rich,vibrant, and thought-provoking … as was ayoung woman we met, Anslee Connell, whodesigns “curvy couture” as Savannah Red(www.savannahredislove.com). Savannah’s a biggirl, and having been a big girl myself, I understandexactly how difficult it is to expressyourself though clothing that fits well and isflattering. Savannah Red is the whole package.As glamorous as a movie star done tothe nines, she is sexy, tasteful, and thoroughlydelightful. Designing for sizes 12 and up, sheabsolutely knows the ins and outs of plus-sizedesign. Wouldn’t you rather have your clothesdesigned by someone who truly understandsthe challenges? Or by some skinny queen whohas no clue that tube tops and hip-huggersmight not be the right thing for you?Write to our Style Avatar with your related events,news, and hautey bits: style@austinchronicle.com orPO Box 49066, Austin, TX 78765.ROGERMCGUINN8/7DAVIDBENOIT8/12PAULAPOUNDSTONE8/26This project is funded and supported inpart by the City of Austin through theCultural Arts Division and by a grant fromthe Texas Commission on the Arts andan award from the National Endowmentfor the Arts, which believes that a greatnation deserves great art.THERIPPINGTONS9/9BASIA9/20JUSTADDED!GEORGEBENSON10/1AT RIVERBEND CENTREFor Tickets: 512.32.WORLD (512.329.6753)JUSTADDED!9/24 LEON REDBONE 12/2 STANLEY9/27 PAT METHENYJORDAN9/30 MESHELL12/9 SINBADNDEGEOCELLO 12/11 KAT EDMONSON10/7 CHUCK NEGRON 1/21/12 BJ THOMASOF THREEDOG NIGHT1/28/12 WALKINGWOODY'S ROAD:10/14 HUUN HUUR TU LAFAVE, GILKYSON,10/16 PONCHOCLEAVES, HENDRIXSANCHEZ 1/29/12 JUDY COLLINSLATINJAZZ BAND2/4/12 LOS LOBOS10/19 NATALIE2/7/12 WOMEN FULLYMACMASTER & CLOTHEDDONNELL LEAHY 2/10/12 JERRY JEFF10/21 LITTLEWALKERRIVER BAND 2/17, 18,10/23 THE MUSIC & 19, 2012 GEORGEWINSTONOF ABBA 2/24/12 CELTIC(ARRIVALCROSSROADSFROM SWEDEN)3/2/12 EILEEN IVERS11/4 SPYRO GYRA& IMMIGRANT11/11 MARTY STUART SOUL11/13 RED HORSE: 3/9/12 JIM BRICKMANGILKYSON, 3/11/12 MELISSAGORKA,MANCHESTERKAPLANSKY3/28/12 RICKY NELSON11/18 KINGS OF SALSA REMEMBEREDAT RIVERBEND CENTRE 3/30/12 OLETA ADAMSJUST ADDED BIG BAD5/2/12 PACO DE LUCIAVOODOOAT RIVERBEND CENTRE11/20 DADDYJUST ADDED11/25 PETER WHITECHRISTMAS W/5/25/12 MADELEINEPEYROUXKIRK WHALUM JUST ADDED TOWER OF& MINDI ABAIR 12/28/12 POWERa u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 15, 2011 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 33

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Enjoy drink specials while bidding on thepaintings. Monday, July 18, 5:30-7:30pm.› The Summer Chef Series continues at Olivia(2043 S. Lamar) with essential French dishes on theEscoffier Classics menu as well as live music.$95 includes wine pairings. Reservations necessary:804-2700. Monday, July 18, 6:30pm.food36TenOak409 Colorado, 472-2822Monday-Wednesday, 4pm-1am; Thursday-Friday, 4pm-2am; Saturday, 11am-2am;Sunday, 11am-1am; kitchen closes at 11pmevery night. Sunday brunch, 11am-4pm.www.tenoakaustin.comTenOak is a very special haven for peoplein love with America’s great whiskeys.With more than 100 bourbons on hand,they’ve made a substantial effort to offerbourbon lovers the same type of coddlingthat Scotch drinkers have come to knowand love at Opal Divine’s. The owners havehad success in the Warehouse Districtwith both Speakeasy and Imperia, so theyseem to have a bead on what those consumerscrave. TenOak has lots of standing-aroundspace, as well as severalcomfortable tables.Both the food and drink menus show astrong belief that TenOak’s customers likesugar. We were tempted to start with thetempura-battered peanut butter and bananasandwich with bourbon-maple butter ($6.95), the sugary smoked-shallot sauce marriesbut decided it was just a little over the top, nicely with a wheat bun made by Moonlightso we chose the cutely named Fig in a Pig Bakery. The folks at TenOak are working($9.95), several bite-sized grilled figs hard to serve as many local products asstuffed with bleu cheese and wrapped in possible, using Moonlight’s breads, Jestercrispy bacon. TenOak’s shrimp corn dogs King beers for braising the pork, Lone Star($7.95) featured tender shrimp and crispy farm’s goat’s cheese for the salads and thebatter, though the advertised truffle-mustardsauce had no discernible truffle. for the desserts. 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The of TenOak’s own creations, listed as Elixirs,onslaught of sweet/spicy/smoky flavors are quite sweet. The Honey Nut Martiniwas just fine.($7.50) is made with Wild Turkey AmericanTenOak’s burger is a delicious, multinapkintreat. It’s stuffed with bleu cheese based simple syrup, finished with groundHoney, Nocello walnut liqueur, and honey-and bacon, and the cheese ends up meltingall through the handmade patty while rim. It was so smooth that you couldbrown sugar and graham crackers on theaccidentallydown a few without realizing whathappened. The only true misstep of thenight was the TenOak Mule ($8.50), madewith Jameson Irish whiskey, ginger beer,simple syrup, and candied ginger. The ingredientsshould have tasted fine, but insteadthe drink tasted like they had added a shotof Pine-Sol. Rinsing problems, perhaps?The service was friendly, if a bit slow.TenOak offers black cloth napkins and realsilverware. Overall, the food prices werequite fair for the neighborhood, with nothingover $10. They also offer 15 well-pricedwines by the half bottle. Their trademarkbourbon whiskeys average about $10 ashot but range as high as $90. The bargainof the bourbon list is the rare GarrisonBrothers Texas Straight Bourbon Whiskeyfor just $16. It is a whiskey that isprized by connoisseurs, so having theopportunity to taste it in a bar is a treat.Overall, TenOak is well-priced, especiallyduring happy hour, and it makes high-qualityfood and mixed drinks. If you’re not a fan ofsweetness, you’ll have to take a little timeto find just the right drink or dish, but it willbe worth the effort. – Wes Marshall› La Sombra Bar & Grill (4800 Burnet Rd.) hostsa three-course winemaker’s luncheon with HugoMartino of Argen tina’s Fincas Don Mar ti nowinery. $40 per person; all inclusive. Later thatday, La Sombra offers a four-course feast pairedwith pisco cocktails by Johnny Schuler of PiscoPortón distillery in Peru. $65, all inclusive.Reservations necessary for both: 458-1100.Wednesday, July 20, 11:30am and 7:30pm.› Cover 3 (2700 W. Anderson #202) invites you toa Summer Date Night Tequila Dinner with DonJulio Tequila’s Christina Valenzu ela. $70, all inclusive.Reservations necessary: events@cover-3.com.Thursday, July 21, 6:30pm.– V.B.W.JOHN ANDERSONfood-o-fileBY VIRGINIA B . WOODBig doings at the Alamo Drafthouse thesedays: Austin’s unique, homegrown dinner-and-amovietheater chain has hired multiple awardwinninglocal bartender Bill Norris as its new beveragedirector. Norris will work with all the Alamolocations (including the new one opening in CircleC later this year) as well as the HighBall to developa distinctive new beverage program. “I’ve beena huge fan of Bill Norris since he was craftingcocktails at Fino,” says Drafthouse founder TimLeague. “He’s been my hands-down favorite bartenderever since. Bill is the perfect person tomake sure that every liquid consumed at theAlamos and the HighBall is delicious.” Speaking ofthe HighBall, chef Trish Eichelberger previewedsome of her new menu items for the media overthe weekend – be sure to try the greatly improvedDr Pepper ribs and the spicy brisket sliders. Andwhen the final installment of the Harry Potter filmseries opens this weekend, Drafthouse ExecutiveChef John Bullington and his team will serve uptheir final multicourse Potter feast. In additionto the feast menu served exclusively during feastscreenings ($55 plus ticket), there will also be amenu of specials available during regular screeningsplus a marathon menu served during theeight-film marathon that started in the wee hoursthis morning. For full details and to buy tickets,go to www.drafthouse.com.Now for a lightning round of local restaurantnews: Stewart Scruggs and Mark Paul last weekannounced the upcoming opening of their newBC Tavern (11715 Bee Caves Rd.) in the formerZoot space. It will feature comfort food donewell and a full bar Monday through Saturdayevenings… Shawn Cirkiel’s the backspace(507 San Jacinto) has added a daily happy houruntil 6:30pm with half-price antipasti, beer, andwine… I’ve recently heard from some braveentrepreneurs who opened new eateries in theHighland Mall food court (6001 Airport) of allplaces. Le Cordon Bleu alums Annette Rhodeand Carson Nunez are the proud owners of anew made-from-scratch pizza joint called Sauced.Also look for authentic Peruvian food fromSusana Osorio at La Chaparrita while you’rethere… Trace at the W Hotel (200 Lavaca) hasreopened after the falling glass mishap, and itspreviously announced bargain Social InteractivePlaytime menu will now debut in the LivingRoom bar on Monday, July 18, 3-6:30pm…Carlos Rivero’s El Chile Restaurant Group hasrepurposed one of its outlets to create the newEl Alma (1025 Barton Springs Rd.). The fun,casual El Alma will be under the direction ofworking partners General Manager Israel Prado(also beverage director) and Executive Chef AlmaAlcocer-Thomas. Mexico City native Alcocer-Thomas describes the cuisine as “the foods thatI like – fun, casual food I grew up eating.” Herapproachable take on Interior Mexican foodshould be very enjoyable with one of Prado’s signaturecocktails on El Alma’s inviting rooftoppatio and a spectacular view of Downtown.Austin filmmaker Christian Remde’s TwelveFilms Project includes a documentary on awardwinningchef Bryce Gilmore and his use of100% local ingredients at the Odd Duck Farmto Trailer (www.vimeo.com/24363443). See “ThatTime of the Month,” Screens, p.40, to read moreabout Remde and his films.a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 15, 2011 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 35

FOODRadio SnackFood on the airwaves in AustinBY MM PACKYou can divide the world between those who listen to radio (not only in the car) and thosewho get their media fixes elsewhere. It’s been decades since radio waves – along with newspapers– were the primary connection from the larger world into American homes, and broadcastinghas gone through enormous changes since its early days. Nonetheless, radio remains importantto many people as a source of information, entertainment, and tribal connection. Music,news, sports, politics, gossip, religion, drama, and humor all have places across the spectrum ofwhat we still call the dial. Food is no exception.Because food is a hot topic, gastronomic features and news items crop up often, if randomly,in general radio programming, particularly on public radio. However, true Austin radio hound/food aficionados can follow several regularly scheduled programs that are all about food.‘The Splendid Table’ With LynneRossetto KasperKUT 90.5FM; Sundays, 11am-noonsplendidtable.publicradio.orgProbably the premier food show in thecountry, The Splendid Table has been on airsince 1994 but broadcast in Austin only fortwo years. What began as a live call-in venueon Minnesota Public Radio has evolved intoan hourlong program currently airing on 290public radio stations, SiriusXM satelliteradio, and World Radio Switzerland.The show was initially inspired by LynneRossetto Kasper’s award-winning book TheSplendid Table, about the foods and customsof Italy’s Emilia-Romagna region. Programsnow include all manner of food-related topics:interviews with chefs and writers; storiesabout food science and policies; questionsfrom listeners; explorations of ingredients,spices, and condiments; recipes; andfood travel.Not only is Kasper knowledgeably articulate,she’s curious, enthusiastic, and a giftedinterviewer. When writer Monica Bhideasked about the most important tool for aradio host, Kasper answered, “a point ofview.” The show has won two James BeardAwards for Best National Radio Show onFood, a Gracie Allen Award for BestSyndicated Talk Show, and four Clarionawards from Women in Communication.‘Food Love Austin’ With Susan GayleKOOP 91.7FM; Thursdays, 2-3pmwww.koop.org/blogs/view.list.php?u185www.soundcloud.com/queen-of-spoons“Everything to do with food interests me,”says Susan Gayle, aka the Queen of Spoons,“except maybe a sink full of dirty dishes.”This is obvious in her program that airs onKOOP every Thursday. Though it’s been on theair less than a year, Gayle’s eclectic enthusiasmhas parlayed the show from 30 minutesto an hour of interviews with chefs, sommeliers,food writers, producers, and activists.Gayle grew up in Indiana; she spent nine yearsin San Francisco following a human resourcescareer and reveling in Bay Area food ambience.She relocated to Austin in 1993, earned aMaster of Business Administration degree at UT,and continued on her HR path. By 2008, Gayleneeded a break from the corporate world. Shespent time in Paris, raised chickens in Austin,and explored community radio at KOOP. “I didn’thave a concept for a show; I just wanted to learnhow radio worked. But I don’t do anything halfway.When I get involved with something, I totallythrow myself into it.” She explains that KOOP hasbeen on air for 16 years, and 90% of the workis done by about 100 volunteers. “You learnthrough apprenticeship: [Federal CommunicationsCom mission]-specific training, studio training,written and practical tests, working on teamsand committees. Part of the apprenticeship is‘Field & Feast’ With Cecilia NastiKUT, 90.5FM; Saturdays, 11:55am-noon;Sundays, 11-11:05amwww.fieldandfeast.comKUT’s Saturday morning listeners werewell acquainted with Growing Concerns,Cecilia Nasti’s gardening spot that ran 22years. “I came to realize that my favoriteshows were about food and food gardening,”Nasti says, so in 2011 she rebranded theshow into Field & Feast, a five-minute programabout growing food, cooking, and thepleasures of the table.After studying radio, television, and film atNorthern Illinois University, Nasti’s had anextensive career on the air. “I’ve been a fansince my grandmother gave each of us kids atransistor radio,” she says. “I love sound andwhat you can do with it. Radio is theatre ofthe mind.” In the late Seventies, she movedto Lockhart, Texas, as an AmeriCorps volunteer.She worked as a reporter/news anchorin Lockhart, Laredo, and Beau mont before landing in Austin in 1982 for extensive stints atKUT and KGSR doing production, news, and hosting. Since 2001, she’s written and hosteda daily feature for the Texas Parks & Wildlife Department that airs on 100 stations.The gardening and food parts? “I think I got interested in vitro,” she says. “Food wasa unifying force in my big Italian family; my grandfather was a horticulturalist. I loved theidea of food creation – flour, sugar, salt, and liquid can make a cake. Magic!”Nasti independently produces Food & Feast, spending as many as 40 hours per showresearching, scripting, interviewing, writing related Web posts, recording backgroundsounds, mixing, and editing. “Because segments are short, I have to compress everything;it’s like cooking down a stock to get the deep, rich flavor.” Recent shows she’sespecially liked? “Interviewing Ray Benson [of Asleep at the Wheel] while he made cornsoup. Jacques Pépin. One with [wine educators] Jane Nickles and Shields Hood; we talkedabout barbecue and tasted Rosé wines. I always want to give listeners something to thinkabout, to make them feel inspired and empowered. I get immense enjoyment from that.”making a demo tape. Luckily, my demo for afood show was accepted. … What I bring tothe table is audio and interviewing skills. Myexperience facilitating large-scale meetings,keeping to a schedule, getting people to communicate– all apply to doing talk radio.“I’m pretty wide open about choosing topics,and gathering information is second nature forme. I’ve met wonderful folks in the food world.One of my biggest lessons is that people I interviewaren’t always what I expect. But when youtruly connect with someone, that connectionbecomes available to the listening audience.”PHOTOS BY JOHN ANDERSON‘Delicious Mischief’ WithJohn DeMersKJCE Talk Radio 1370AM; Saturdays, 10-11amwww.deliciousmischief.comNew Orleans native John DeMers has beena journalist/author for some time; he’s celebratinghis 40th anniversary as a writer. Afterearning a master’s degree in journalism atLouisiana State University, he worked fornewspapers, including United Press Inter national’s foreign desk in Washington, D.C. Hespent 15 years creating local food magazinesand has written more than 40 books, including‘Growing Home’ With Marla Camp Edible Radio Podcasts: www.ediblecommunities.com/radioMany Austinites know Marla Camp as publisher of Edible Austinmagazine and indefatigable producer of local food events. They maynot realize that for two years she’s also been a radio host, first forthe Heritage Radio Network out of Brooklyn and more recently forEdible Radio podcasts.When Heritage Radio solicited hosts, Camp jumped at the chance.“I’d never done radio before,” she says, “but I’d been a fan since I wasa Tulsa teenager with an illicit transistor under the bedcovers, listeningto underground Sixties radio. Then, for four years I commuted from AnnArbor to Detroit for work. The Detroit, Ypsilanti, and Ann Arbor stationswere my traveling companions. Radio is such a powerful medium – I’vereceived more education from radio than [any] other way, except reading.”Having studied anthropology, art, and linguistics, Camp’s professionalbackground has been in graphic design and publishing, beginningat the Ann Arbor Observer out of college. Now owner of ImpactProductions as well as Edible Austin, she’s adept in all elements ofpublishing: writing, editing, sales, layout, graphics, and art. But radiowork meant learning new skills.“For Heritage Radio, I did my booking and research and picked mymusical interludes. I interviewed two or three guests per show, bothnational and from Austin. I recorded live interviews from my homeoffice, so sometimes you’d hear the fax machine or the cat meowing.In two years, I interviewed more than 30 food personalities, from JoelSalatin and Anna Lappé to Austin’s Elizabeth Engle hardt, Carol AnnSayle, Paula Angerstein, and David Alan.“When the editors of Edible Santa Fe and Edible San Francisco startedEdible Radio, I decided to work there since I published Edible Austin;I joined in May 2011 and have recorded two programs so far. I wanttopics of universal interest that inspire listeners and affect their thinkingabout food. Why listen to radio if it doesn’t affect you in some way?”When Edible Communities Publications won the first James BeardFoundation Award for Publication of the Year in 2011, Camp wasproud that the award committee noted that Edible Communitieswent beyond regional print magazines – it was comprehensive foodjournalism through websites, local events, and podcasts such asGrowing Home.36 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m

A Brief History of Food RadioFrom its earliest days, food had a presencein radio programming. It’s generallyaccepted that the first foodradio show was in France, beginningin 1923. Dr. Édouard dePomiane was an eminent foodscientist at the Institut Pasteur,and his hobby was cooking. Hewrote a dozen cookbooks andhosted weekly programs onRadio-Paris, telling stories of hiskitchen experiences and providingrecipes suitable for home cooks. As apopular and respected cook, he was arguably the food world’sfirst media personality. Cooking With Pomiane is a charmingbook of essays and recipes from his radio shows; it’s easy to seewhy he was a star.In the U.S., long before her face graced General Mills’ productpackaging, the fictional Betty Crocker hosted her own radioshow, the first American food broadcast. Initially aired inMinnesota in 1924, the program was nationwide by 1926, andThe Betty Crocker Cooking School of the Air ran for almost aquarter-century. Then, as now, Betty was a construct dreamedup by corporate executives – apparently 13 actresses at differentradio stations around the country performed as Betty,answering questions, providing tips, and generally giving listenersconfidence about cooking.Aunt Sammy, erstwhile wife of Uncle Sam, was another fictionalradio personality. Invented in 1926 by home economistsat the U.S. Department of Agriculture, the show targetedDepression-era homemakers and isolated farmwives. Providingadvice about nourishing meals, canning, preserving, and gardening,Aunt Sammy was actually 50 women reading the sameUSDA script from 50 different radio stations. The popular bookletAunt Sammy’s Radio Recipes was published, revised, andreprinted three times by 1931.Other national food radio personalities from the 1930sthrough the ’50s included “The Nation’s Homemaker,” Ida BaileyAllen; Mary Margaret McBride, an eminent radio journalist whodiscussed food and restaurants; and John MacPherson, “TheMystery Chef.”– MM.P.two food mysteries, Marfa Shadows and Marfa Rocks.In the Nineties, a New Orleans radio station manager offeredDeMers a food show. He declined until hearing the words,“We’ll pay you.” He began broadcasting the next week, teachinghimself on the job. “I found I totally loved doing radio,” he says.“I don’t ever want to be off the air.” In 2001, he moved toHous ton as food editor for the Houston Chronicle. “I came toHouston and fell in love with Texas.” For 18 months, DeMerscommuted from Houston to New Orleans every weekend to hosthis show, Delicious Mischief. Then he met the owners of Spec’sWines, Spirits & Finer Foods, who wanted to sponsor a localshow; thus the Houston version of Delicious Mischief was born.Spec’s has since expanded into Austin; an Austin edition of theradio show hit the airwaves two years ago.Although DeMers lives in Houston, he travels to Austin everysix weeks to record interviews with food and wine folks. “Liveformat is special. Although I tape shows ahead, I do it like it’slive. If there’s ambient noise, kitchen sounds, it just contributesto the radio experience.“Radio is local,” he says, “People like to hear to storiesabout their town.” However, he also travels and records abroad,particularly with winemakers. “With digital technology, I canrecord anywhere and email it to the station. I can do a show inDallas, Tuscany, or Hong Kong. Food radio has become my numberone job regarding my time, interest, and income. I want todo radio forever. My favorite word? Foodandwine.”restaurant rouletteDOWNTO WNAMERICAN CAFE: RANCH 616 Froglegs? Grilled duck breast? We’lljust start with the Don Combo: halfa platter of fried oysters and halfcalamari. 616 Nueces,479-7616. $BAKERY/COFFEEHOUSE/SANDWICHSHOP: WALTON’S FANCY ANDSTAPLE has flowers, gifts, bakedgoods, and coffee. The hot sandwichesinclude all-natural meatsif you’re not interested in nitratesfor lunch. Grab a Whoopie Pieon your way out. 609 W. Sixth,542-3380. $DELIVERY, PIZZA: ROPPOLO’SPIZZERIA offers a variety of piesDowntown. Whether you’re a vegetarianor a carnivore, this placeknows how to pile on the toppings.316 E. Sixth, 476-1490. $INTERIOR MEXICAN: MANUEL’Smanages to be chic and casualat the same time, and remainsour favorite place for value-priceddrinks and appetizers. Hit it up lateSunday for brunch and live music.310 Congress, 472-7555. $$$PUB GRUB, TEX-MEX: LUSTRE PEARLhas plenty of dude food likenachos, Philly cheesesteaks, burritos,and fried pickles to counterbalancethe effects of the full bar.Good luck finding a parking space.97 Rainey, 469-0400. $$E ASTAMERICAN CAFE, FRENCH: BLUEDAHLIA BISTRO Visit this casual,cool spot for café au lait, a cheeseplate and wine, or a lusciousopen-faced tartine. Tasty andbeautifully presented sandwiches,salads, soups, coffees, desserts,and breakfasts round out themenu. 1115 E. 11th, 542-9542. $AMERICAN CAFE: ARKIE’S GRILLThis cafe has been around since1948, maintaining the samehomestyle menu and hospitablespirit. Thursday’s turkey-anddressingspecial is highly recommended.4827 E. Cesar Chavez,385-2986. $COFFEEHOUSE, CAJUN:CHERRYWOOD COFFEEHOUSETacos, sandwiches, burgers, draftbeers, and a broad selection ofjuices and locally made kombuchacomplement the neighborhoodstaples of coffee and live music.1400 E. 38½, 538-1991. $BARBECUE: FRANKLIN BARBECUEYou’d better circle the wagons earlyif you want to snag some of AaronFranklin’s famous brisket. The newbrick-and-mortar location is servingwhat Bon Appétit is calling thebest barbecue in America. Try theribs. 900 E. 11th, 653-1187. $INTERIOR MEXICAN: TAKOBA maypossibly have the only dedicatedsand futevôlei (a volleyball/soccercombo) court in town. After arousing game, you can start withceviche, then dig into the rest ofthe menu. 1411 E. Seventh,628-4466. $$PIZZA: PIZZERIA LA BOCA Namedfor the Buenos Aires suburb of LaBoca, this pizzeria serves gourmetcalzones, pizzas, pastas, gnocchi,and homemade sausages.5706-E Manor Rd., 933-9400. $SOUTH AMERICAN: CASA COLOMBIAJust half a mile east of I-35, you’llfind authentic Colombian flavors infreshly prepared beef, chicken, andtilapia dishes. 1614 E. Seventh,495-9425. $$See thousands morelistings – reviews,awards, current listings,coupons, and more – ataustinchronicle.com/restaurantNORTHBAKERY/COFFEEHOUSE, GLUTEN-FREE: THE STEEPING ROOM Thistearoom serves moist cupcakesand delicate tea sandwiches.You’ll also find a selection of smallplates, salads, and daily soups,as well as gluten-free menu itemsand heavenly gluten-free desserts.The Domain, 11410 Century OaksTerrace #112, 97-STEEP. $$BURGERS: TERRABURGER The No. 1rule here is that everything in thestore has to be all-natural, andthe core ingredients are all USDAcertifiedorganic. Chicken, turkey,and veggie burgers are options, aswell as sets of sliders.10611 Research, 382-5864. $CHINESE: T&S CHINESERESTAURANT This seafood restaurantis the top choice of manylocal chefs and restaurateurson their days off. The Cantoneseseafood selections and dim sumstand out. 10014 N. Lamar,339-8434. $$INDIAN: TEJI’S INDIAN RESTAURANT& GROC ERY It’s small, it’s funky,it’s inexpensive, and it’s delicious.You’ll find Northern Indian specialtieshere, with loads of vegetarianoptions and some of the best tandooribreads in these parts.1205 Round Rock Ave. #115,Round Rock, 512/244-3351. $SEAFOOD: OPAL DIVINE’S MARINAThis menu features some seasonalseafood items in addition to yourfavorite divine staples.12709 MoPac N., 733-5353. $$VIETNAMESE: LE SOLEIL One of theoriginal Sunflower folks brings usa similar menu with a few tweaks.It’s good, dependable, and a faveof Vietnamese families.9616 N. Lamar #156, 821-0396. $$SOUTHBAKERY, MEXICAN, LATE NIGHT: LAMEXI CANA BAKERY The wideselection of inexpensive pandulces, empanadas, and galletasis available 24/7, just like thetaqueria menu. Get the tres lechescake on your way out. 1924 S.First, 443-6369. $CAJUN/CREOLE, SOUTHERN/DOWN-HOME, TEX-MEX: RED’S PORCHThe slogan promises “half Cajun,half Tex-Mex, half Southern.” Enjoyambivalence in the form of dinner.3508 S. Lamar, 440-REDS. $$FINE DINING: PAGGI HOUSE Aneclectic interpretation of Americanregional cuisine in a sophisticated,revamped setting makes this oldfavorite a Downtown destination.200 Lee Barton, 473-3700. $$$INDONESIAN: JAVA NOODLESIndonesian fare and a menu forthe adventurous. The lunch buffetand Sunday brunch are among thebest bargains in town.2400 E. Oltorf #14, 443-5282. $$INTERIOR MEXICAN, TEX-MEX:MARIA’S TACO XPRESS This funkylittle joint with the brightly decoratedpatio is the heart and soul ofSouth Austin. Arrive early for hundredsof breakfast taco variations,delicious migas, great hot sauce,and a full bar.2529 S. Lamar, 444-0261. $JAPANESE: DK SUSHI On Mondays,this sushi joint adds karaoke forthose 21 and older, which givesyou some idea of the party puton nightly by chef DK Lee. Themenu features both Korean andJapanese favorites.6400-C S. First, 326-5807. $$THAI: MADAM MAM’S Enjoy authenticThai cuisine prepared by expertsand served in a colorful, casualatmosphere. If you like it hot, youcan get it very, very hot.4514 West Gate Blvd.,899-8525. $$NORTH CENTRALBARBECUE: POK-E-JO’S SMOKE-HOUSE The central location hasgreat grub for game day. Thejalapeño-cornbread casserole isemphatically not to be missed.1000 E. 41st, 302-1200. $CHINESE: SHANGHAI CHINESERES TAURANT The extensivemenu contains enough choicesto satisfy any craving, from theusual favorites to exotic Cantoneseofferings. Dim sum cart service onweekends. 6718 Middle Fiskville,458-8088. $$FINE DINING, GLUTEN-FREE, ITALIAN:ASTI For varied Italian regionalcuisines and an extensive winelist, try this Hyde Park corner spot.408-C E. 43rd, 451-1218. $$$GLUTEN-FREE, VEGETARIAN: DAILYJUICE CAFE Looking for a healthybrunch? Everything on the menuhere is composed of raw vegetablematter of one kind or another. Thegluten-free baked goods are terrific.4500 Duval, 380-9046. $$TEX-MEX: AMAYA’S TACO VILLAGEThis spacious, no-frills Austininstitution serves classic Tex-Mexbreakfasts, lunches, and dinnersdaily. Fresh homemade tortillas,crispy tacos, and slow-roasted beefribs. 5405 N. I-35, 458-2531. $U TAMERICAN CAFE, DELIVERY, PUBGRUB: PLUCKERS WING BARWhen you’re craving good wings inthe middle of the game, stop by forplenty of TVs and great queso, too.2222 Rio Grande, 469-WING. $AMERICAN CAFE: JAX NEIGHBOR-HOOD CAFE The pizzas here comefrom the same oven used by HangTown Grill during its tenure. 2828Rio Grande, 382-1570. $$BARBECUE: RUBY’S B-B-Q LukeZimmer mann’s spirit lives on in thisaward-winning natural barbecueserved in a down-home setting,with an outstanding assortmentof vegetarian options and sidedishes. All meats are available assandwiches, by the plate, or by thepound. 512 W. 29th, 477-1651. $CHINESE: SUN HING Kung Pao,General Tso’s, and other American-Chinese standbys are served upinexpensively. 2801 Guadalupe#4, 478-6504. $$VIETNAMESE: PHO THAISON is yourheadquarters for pho, and it alsohas a great selection of appetizersand vegetarian dishes.1908 Guadalupe, 482-0146. $$W ESTDELI/SANDWICH SHOP: NAU’SENFIELD DRUG The venerable,iconic, drugstore-counter grillserves burgers, eggs over easy,grilled-cheese sandwiches, and themilkshakes of your dreams.1115 West Lynn, 476-1221. $GLUTEN-FREE, MEXICAN: LASPALOM AS is 25 years young andstill serving up delicious InteriorMexican in a lovely setting. Theempanadas, frijoles a la charra,beef tenderloin, and anythingwith the mole sauce are not to bemissed. Also, check out the extensivegluten-free menu. 3201 BeeCaves Rd. #122, 327-9889. $$GLUTEN-FREE, JAPANESE: UCHIKOThe James Beard Foundationfound Uchiko chef and owner TysonCole worthy of its Best Chef awardfor the Southwest region; if thatwon’t get you in the door, you’recertifiable. 4200 N. Lamar #140,916-4808. $$$GLUTEN-FREE, VEGETARIAN: BEETSLIVING FOODS CAFE servesgluten-free all year long. 1611 W.Fifth #165, 477-2338. $$ESTIMATED MEAL COST PER PERSON$

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screens40WHAT’S THE SCORE?Brian Satterwhite talks on thefilm composition gameThe Austin Film Society’s ongoing Moviemaker Dialogue series maybe the cheapest, most well-rounded way around a film school education.Want to know how to navigate the festival circuit? What about the tricksof low-budget producing? How about a crash course in accounting forfilmmakers? Moviemaker Dialogue has you covered. The guest speakersat Monday’s chat will be dropping some knowledge, just like atevery other series event, but seeing as the topic at hand is “Composingfor Film,” we anticipate an especially sweet-sounding instructional.The Chronicle recently swapped emails with guest speaker BrianSatterwhite, the host of KMFA’s Film Score Focus and celebrated composerof such homegrown films as Sushi: The Global Catch, Man on aMission, and Artois the Goat.– K.J.Austin Chronicle: You’ve scored both narrativeand documentary films. Do you approachthe two kinds of film differently?Brian Satterwhite: Between narrative anddocs I think there are some subtle differencesin my approach. The music in a narrativefilm usually has more responsibility than itwould in a typical doc. An important scene ina narrative film might command a “to-do” listof 15-20 things the music must accomplishin order to make that scene wholly successful.In a doc that list might be 3-5 items long.There are always exceptions but generallymusic serves a broader function in a docthan a narrative. That doesn’t necessarilymake docs any easier though.AC: You’ll be speaking at the AFS event with fellowAustin-based composers David Wingo andGraham Reynolds. Is there a tight-knit communityin town, or do y’all pretty much keep to yourselves?Are you all gunning for the same work?SHOCK VALUE: HOW A FEWECCENTRIC OUTSIDERS GAVEUS NIGHTMARES, CONQUEREDHOLLYWOOD, AND INVENTEDMODERN HORRORby Jason ZinomanPenguin, 272 pp., $25.95Writer Jason Zinoman penned a smart,take-no-prisoners piece on the origins of themodern horror film for the March 2008 issueof Vanity Fair titled “Killer Instincts.” WithShock Value he turns it into a book, one thatrivals David J. Skal’s The Monster Show: ACultural History of Horror and Carol J. Clover’sMen, Women, and Chain Saws: Gender in the Modern Horror Filmfor the title of sharpest blade in Leatherface’s kitchen drawer.Zinoman’s survey of Vietnam era on bloodbaths opens withWes Craven’s still-disturbing The Last House on the Left(1972) and closes at the annual, informal “Masters of Horror”dinner nearly 40 years later, where the old pros (Craven, JohnCarpenter, Tobe Hooper) mingle with the new kids on thechopping block (Eli Roth, Robert Rodriguez, Tim Sullivan) andthe culty overlords of genre filmmaking (William Lustig, LarryCohen, Joe Lynch). In between lies the story of how a disreputable,barely extant type of filmmaking segued from the camp-seriousbastions of Roger Corman and Vincent Price’s gothy Poe pictures to thecrimson-soaked, post-countercultural killing fields of The Last House…, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, and Halloween. For John CarpenterBS: This will be my first time meeting Davidand Graham. I certainly know them by reputationand their work but I’ve never meteither face-to-face. I generally work alone sothere’s not many opportunities for me tomingle with other composers. It’s oftenassumed that I have a lot of connectionswith other music makers but really I’m tighterwith the film community.Austin has a small yet strong film industryso I guess at some level we’re all competingwith each other; however, I think we have ourdifferent core of filmmakers that we work withso I haven’t really felt any direct competitionper se. It seems our paths are pretty diverse.AC: Do you remember the first time you wereaware of a musical score while watchinga movie?BS: It was probably Star Wars (1977). I canremember spending countless hours on thefloor of my living room staring at the picturesThe Twelve Films Project 58 Film Listingsinside the LP jacket while listening to themusic over and over again. John Williams’score gave me the same thrill as the filmitself. It was like magic!AC: If you could have the shot at redoing thescore for a classic film, what would it be?BS: Wow! [An] impossible question toanswer. I would have to say The CreatureFrom the Black Lagoon (1954). It’s my alltimefavorite monster flick and although Ireally adore the score that’s in there (composedby Herman Stein with contributionsfrom several other composers), I always feltbudgetary concerns for the film shortchangedthe scoring crew.I also love large-scale operatic and melodramaticfilm music so this film would be agreat vehicle to go crazy with that.Moviemaker Dialogue: Composing for Film takesplace Monday, July 18, 7pm, at the Austin StudiosScreening Room (1901 E. 51st). See www.austinfilm.orgfor ticket info.(whose middling comeback film The Ward is about to be released), itbegan in 1974 with the release of Dark Star (co-created with writerand future Alien scribe Dan O’Bannon), a sci-fi premasterpiece that thedirector described as “Waiting for Godot in space.” Not quite, really,but it’s a helluva micropitch. Craven’s seminal film was reviled by nearlyevery critic in the country, the exception being Roger Ebert, who praisedthe film’s hellish authenticity even as he was disturbed by it. Moredisturbing – technically, artfully, realistically – was Hooper’s breathtakinglywarped The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974), a film Cravendescribes here as looking “like someone stole a camera and startedkilling people.” Zinoman’s (accurate) take: “a rather nuanced (for horror)portrait of a dysfunctional family and a disappearing class of people,”an observation that could just as easily be applied, in reverse, to thedirectors and films he covers here. Explaining the lure of the NewHorror, Zinoman heads straight to Pauline Kael and notesthat the oft-repeated notion that filmgoers enjoy the horrorgenre because it provides them with a safe, presumedlycathartic glimpse into their own mortality is so much BS.dvdwatchComposer Brian SatterwhitePeople return to the horror, the horror, again and againnot because it makes them feel good but because itdoes the exact opposite. Wallowing in “the forbidden,the taboo, the disreputable” creates “confusion, notcatharsis.” It’s true: Good horror doesn’t leave you feelingsafer. It leaves you reeling, checking the locks on the frontdoor, and peering into the darkness under the bed. It disturbsand returns the viewer to a childlike state of helpless terror – the insatiableneed for which may be the most transgressive thing of all.– Marc Savlovfilm flamBY KIMBERLEY JONESIn last week’s profile of the AlamoDrafthouse’s poster boutique Mondo, wehinted at big news to come. It’s arrived:Mondo is partnering with the Academy ofMotion Picture Arts and Sciences’Margaret Herrick Library to preserveMondo’s voluminous backlog (and futurelog) of limited-edition original film posters.Mondo has already corralled its collectionat www.mondoarchive.com… In otherDrafthouse news, the first wave ofFantastic Fest 2011 programming,announced today, boasts 20 internationaltitles, including the North American premiereof Aleksei Balabanov’s The Stokerand digitally restored prints of Eighties3-D Western Comin’ at Ya! and gore maestroLucio Fulci’s 1979 Zombie (akaZombi 2)… Sherry Mills, the longtimeexecutive director of Reel Women, isstepping down from the organization,which tripled in size under her leadership.A farewell event takes place Wednesday,July 20, 7-9pm, at the Picture Box Studio(701 Tillery Ste. A-7). Rakeda Lashaetakes over as interim executive director…Ben Foster and Mark Dennis’ Stringstook home an audience award and theBest Song award for Billy Harvey’s “TheGreat Escape” at last month’s BreckenridgeFestival of Film… Oscar-nominated directorMichael Radford (Il Postino) is attachedto direct the long-in-development Castro’sDaughter, produced by local outfitMankind Entertainment. The film isbased on the story of Fidel Castro’s exileddaughter Alina Fernandez… After wename-checked a few local productionslooking for funding in our last column,filmmaker Andrew Matthews dropped usa line about his own soon-to-shoot filmZero Charisma, about Dungeons &Dragons diehards. The IndieGoGo campaignis now over – in fact, it overshot its$15,000 goal by an additional $10,000– but you can view a teaser trailer atwww.zerocharisma-themovie.com… Notall indie filmmakers are gambling onKickstarter or IndieGoGo, all-or-nothingenterprises that don’t pay out if you don’treach your target goal and take a cut ofthe earnings, to boot. To fund postproductionon their lifeguards-vs.-firefighters turfwarcomedy The Man From Orlando, thefilmmakers (including producer MichaelBartnett, a Chron staffer) are solicitingdonations the old-fashioned way: withopen palms. Check out the trailer atwww.manfromorlando.com, where you’ll convenientlyfind a donation button… Andfinally, a very hearty, very happy congratsto the Chronicle’s Senior Film EditorMarjorie Baumgarten, who is one ofthree finalists for an AltWeekly Award inthe category of Arts Criticism (circulation50,000 and over). Huzzah! Direct tips/comments/complaints to filmflam@austinchronicle.com.a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 15, 2011 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 39

SCREENSThat Time ofthe MonthChristian Remde is spanning the calendaryear with his Twelve Films ProjectBY MELANIE HAUPTChristian Remde is red in the face. And inthe back of his neck, and probably his arms,too. It’s two days after a grueling, whirlwindweekend shoot for the 48 Hour Film Project,and Remde overlooked one minor detail as heand his crew wrote, shot, and edited his entryfor the competition: sunscreen. “I got a goodbase of sunburn in the morning, but really itwas the afternoon that did it for me,” he sayswryly. “People probably thought I was pregnant,because I was glowing.”Such a rookie mistake, this lack of respectfor the punishing Texas sun in the eternalstretch of hell from May to October, is unsurprising.Remde is, after all, one of Austin’smost vilified type of citizen – a Californiatransplant (by way of New York City, but still).But before we roll our collectively weird eyesand brush him off as just another one of thosepeople, perhaps we should pause and hearwhat he has to say about us; not everyonethinks we’re not as cool as we used to be, andRemde is a prime example.Back in late 2010, Remde, who has loggednearly two decades as a freelance editor,motion graphics artist, and visual effects artist,bought himself a fancy new Canon EOS 7Dcamera but had no specific plans for its use.When drawing up his New Year’s resolutionsfor 2011, he promised himself he would makea short film every month in the upcomingyear. And with that, the Twelve Films Projectwas born.“My goal [in making these films] this year,”he explains, “is to try to teach myself a lotmore, try to learn more about directing, writ-ing, filmmaking, to push myself into areasthat I hadn’t done before like shooting in astudio, making documentaries. Just try toget as good as possible at everything.” At theend of the year, Remde will have a professionalreel, available for viewing online atwww.12filmsproject.com, that demonstrateshis abilities as a filmmaker, which he hopeswill position him nicely to secure financingfor a full-length feature.Remde isn’t a newcomer to filmmaking byany stretch, even though he has no formaltraining beyond high school. His work as aneditor primed him to do what he always wantedto do – direct – and he was well-placedto do so. “I had always wanted to get intodirecting, and editing is sort of a great schoolfor how to direct. As an editor, you see a lotof other directors’ work. You get to learn fromtheir mistakes and their triumphs,” Remdeexplains. And, as a result, “you know whatyou need to make a scene – and the wholefilm – work.”With the benefit of his edit-bay educationin hand, Remde made his directorial debut in2006 with the pleasant, East Village-set shortcomedy “The Wine Bar,” in which a wellmeaningmook finds himself one of the pointsin a hilariously awkward love triangle. Thefilm was well-received on the festival circuit,garnering audience favorite and best-of-festawards in places like Washington, D.C.; PalmSprings, Calif.; and Omaha, Neb. “It wasreally a big deal for me and was really rewardingbecause I realized, hey, maybe I could dothis,” says Remde.JOHN ANDERSONIn 2008, he and his collaborators, SethFisher and Ryan Young, released “A Walk inthe Park,” a charming vignette about a frustratedcorporate wannabe who befriends azaftig black prostitute celebrating her last daytrolling for dates in Central Park, as well as ahot dog vendor who could use some soundbusiness advice. Despite its charm, the filmwas an official selection at the 2008 HobokenInternational Film Festival but didn’t go muchfurther than that. (Both of these films canbe found at www.christianremde.com.) ThenRemde met the woman who is now his wife,got married, moved to Austin, and filmed“Sketch,” a short about a young artist who’slost her hotline to the muses and a himbomodel who wants to be famous, in a condoon East Sixth Street. The film is performingextremely well at festivals, includingthis spring’s Hill Country Film Festival, butRemde found himself looking for ways tostretch himself professionally and slingshothimself out of an expensive rut.“I was tired of making one film every yearand spending a ton of money on it and hiringa crew for stuff that I sort of knew how to do,”he says. “I’m not a shooter, and I wanted toget better at that. I just wanted to learn moreabout that side of [filmmaking], learn howto light, how to do sound, and to become abetter writer, because ultimately the goal is tomake a feature.”The best way to do that, Remde reckoned,was to teach himself how to make a film fromtop to bottom, and the vehicle for doing sowas the Twelve Films Project. The first film,“Flying South,” is a bit of a disaster, andRemde will tell you that himself. “I love thescript, and I think the actors did a great job,but quite frankly, it’s a mess. I was learningon-set, and the audio is terrible. But it’s theperfect jumping-off point. The hope is that ifsomeone were to sit down and watch all 12[films], they would see the quality improvingboth technically and artistically.”February’s film, “Thirty Years,” is a littlelove letter to Remde’s wife, Julie, a referenceto one of those love-tinged passive-aggressivemaneuvers endemic to marriage. It’s a sweetenough trifle, if a bit heavy on the exposi-Christian Remde’s “360”tion, but Remde’s aesthetic eye is impressiveindeed. But come March, something magicalhappens. Austin starts to seep into theproject, and we begin to see the city throughRemde’s lens.As befits a short-film project based in theso-called live music capital of the world,the March film is a moody music video fora local band called Ghostward. “That was[Remde and Ghostward frontman AndrewRosas] running around Downtown at 3 in themorning with a camera, the two of us and acamera finding available light and shooting,”he laughs. “It was freezing cold, but fun.”While the video showcases Remde’s graphicarts and editing skills, it also reveals what“available light” looks like at 3am in Austin.There’s Mellow Johnny’s Bike Shop, the fairylittrees of the Downtown shopping districts,the desolate but clean sidewalks and streets.In April, Austin and its unique landscapeand landmarks take center stage with “360,”a 90-second-long showcase of Remde’s timelapsephotography and editing skills with thePennybacker Bridge, one of his favorite Austinlandmarks, as the centerpiece. The cameraplayfully explores the bridge from nearlyevery angle possible and at all hours whiledocumenting the ebb and flow of humanmovement against the backdrop of lushlygreen Central Texas rockscapes. Seen throughRemde’s eyes, the bridge that many of ustake for granted or haven’t really thought thatmuch about unlocks memories of the joy andawe that come with a leisurely drive aroundLoop 360.From there, Remde derived inspiration froma different aspect of Austin’s natural gifts:the city’s teeming farmers’ markets and thethriving locavore food movement. May’s film,“Farm to Trailer,” marked a turning pointfor the Twelve Films Project, and Remde,who possesses a screamingly dry wit, growsanimated while talking about the film andits inception.“That’s another great thing about Austin,the amazing food scene. We go to the farmers’markets every weekend; we’re foodies,” heexclaims. “I really wanted to do a documentary.I had eaten at Odd Duck; we’d eaten at40 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m

Barley Swine and loved it.” Remde was particularlyimpressed by chef Bryce Gilmore’shyperlocal “put an egg on it!” ethos in runninghis acclaimed food trailer along with therecently opened brick-and-mortar restaurant,Barley Swine. Every ingredient he uses islocal, all the way down to the olive oil andthe rice. “While a lot of restaurants do that,it’s so much harder to do that with a trailerbecause you literally have to shop weeklybecause you don’t have the space to store it.You can’t buy all of the squash at a farmers’market stall and then just keep it on ice for awhile. And with the seasonality of things andthe way the weather is kind of weird downhere, the farmers struggle with things likelate freezes. Farmers weren’t showing up tothe farmers’ markets because they had nothingto sell. So, as someone who serves food,what do you do?”Despite the fact that Gilmore had just beentapped as one of Food & Wine magazine’sBest New Chefs of 2011, he still providedRemde with all the access he needed to filmthe documentary profile. Gilmore connectedRemde with Kris Olson of Milagro Farms, thepurveyor of many of Gilmore’s ingredients.The documentary also features interviewswith Kristi Willis, a local food blogger dedicatedto sharing the pleasures of local eating(www.austinfarmtotable.com). “It was one ofthose magical experiences where everythingwent right. I put it out and it got this amazingresponse, and it was the first one of these 12films that people actuallywatched,” Remde laughs.“The popularity of this onemade people go back towatch the previous ones,because the counters onthose started going up alot after that one. I got lotsof positive comments andemails, which has beenvery rewarding. That waskind of the springboard fora lot of cool stuff.”Remde took the monthof June “off” to work onupcoming short filmsfor the project; the Junefilm, the bizarre and goofy“Heist-Off,” was his entry for the 48 HourFilm Project. July’s film is another documentary,one that focuses on charcuterie and itslocal practitioners, albeit with an eye towarda feature-length project with a broader historicalscope. “It’s kind of a fringe artisanalthing, and if you look at the kind of peoplewho are doing it, it’s cool Harley-ridingbutchers who are really into charcuterie,” hesays. “In Europe, it’s still unbelievably popularand respected, and over here, charcuterieis reduced to bologna and salami that youget at Subway. Why and how did that happen?Is that indicative of what America doesto food in general?”Remde’s current charcuterie project, forthe purposes of the short film context,focuses on Lawrence and Lee Ann KocurekWhile it may notbe an overt goal ofthe Twelve FilmsProject, as partof this process,Christian Remdehas providedAustin with a freshlens through whichto view itself.and how they and their dedicated teamat Kocurek Family Charcuterie are workingto recover European-style tradition andtechnique, with an emphasis on local ingredients.The Kocureks specialize in whatmainstream bologna eaters might find repellent– blood sausages, pâtés, rillettes, andterrines. Remde has devoted considerabletime and research to this film, from readingup on charcuterie (vis-à-vis MichaelRuhlman’s definitive Charcuterie: The Craftof Salting, Smoking, and Curing) to attendingand filming Larry Kocurek’s sausage-makingclasses (the B-roll filmed there helps supportRemde’s portrayal of the Kocureks’ missionto share their knowledge) to farm visits toextensive interviews with his subjects.“I am honored he [is filming] us,” saysChef Larry. “He is funny, puts us all atease, surprisingly stays out of our waywhile filming, but still gets the shot. I hopeit brings to light that what I do for a livingis also an art and that we are striving to bethe best at it.”Remde, inspired by hours of unused footagewith Olson as well as by his experiencesworking with Gilmore and the Kocureks,wants to stick with this fertile line of inquiryinto Austin culture. His third documentarywill focus on the resurgence of local farming.“All farms started out as local farms. Farmingwasn’t agribusiness; it was survival,” heasserts. “It was how people lived. Then itbecame a business – factories and all of that.And because words like‘organic’ and ‘local’ havebecome popular, small familyfarms have become thisthing again. But the peoplewho run them are businessmen,too. They’re trying tokeep it honest, and I totallyrespect that.”While Remde has nointentions of becoming thenext Michael Pollan, he isdeeply interested in pursuingand portraying thoseaspects of life in Austin hefinds exciting. And while itmay not be an overt goal ofthe Twelve Films Project, aspart of this process, he has provided Austinwith a fresh lens through which to viewitself. In doing so, he has managed to takea project ripe with the potential for failure– imagine how red-faced he would be if theproject had petered out after the first coupleof months – and infuse it with a deeplylocal energy that can help carry the projectthrough its second half and toward theDecember finish line. And while the gameplan for the year’s remaining films remainsrelatively loose and amorphous, Remde doeshave one idea for a film focused on anothereasily overlooked Austin landmark. But he’ssaving that one for the fall, “because it’llbe shot outdoors. I don’t need yet anothersunburn.”We’ll make a local out of him yet.AquarelleRestaurant FranaisCelebrate Bastille Day& 5th AnnualRosé FestivalThursday, July 14, 6-10pmServing 6-8 varieties of Rosé & food – $ 6aquarellerestaurant.com606 Rio Grande | 479-8117Tuesday-Saturday 5-9HAPPY HOUR 5-7a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 15, 2011 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 41

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music44 Summer Reading 66 Music Listings Off the Record will return July 29SuperstarBefore ‘Layla’ came Delaney & Bonnie & FriendsBY BOBBY WHITLOCK WITH MARC ROBERTY“One of Derek’s Dominos moved to town?” I repeated in disbelief to Saxon Pub booker David Cotton. “Which one?” DuaneAllman, 24, death by motorcycle in Macon, Ga., 1971; bassist Carl Radle, 37, death by overindulgence, 1980; drummer JimGordon, still incarcerated for stabbing his mother to death in 1983. Leaving only the nucleus of 1970’s Layla and Other AssortedLove Songs, Eric Clapton and Bobby Whitlock, who co-wrote the bleeding heart of their masterpiece then sang it together with savagegrace. Every Sunday at the Saxon, 6pm, Whitlock and his wife, CoCo Carmel, perform howling versions of “Why Does Love GotTo Be So Sad?” and “Anyday” among others (see “Keep On Growing,” Dec. 1, 2006). Last Labor Day weekend at the PedernalesRecording Studio, Whitlock overdubbed finishing touches to “Got To Get Better in a Little While,” from Derek & the Dominos’aborted second LP and now residing on March’s deluxe Layla reissue. In his new memoir, A Rock ’n’ Roll Autobiography (see review,p.45), the local legend remembers the Dominos’ precursors, Delaney & Bonnie, whose frontman was later married to CoCo Carmel.By the end of this episode, George Harrison readies a tape of the band for his best friend Eric Clapton. – Raoul HernandezDelaney and Bonnie were sort of a revolving door to a lot ofplayers back then, and Jimmy Karstein was the first to voluntarilyleave. He showed up at the gig one night with a high-hat,a snare and a bass drum. That was it! Delaney was pissed, but itwas show time. After the gig he said something to Jimmy aboutit and Karstein said, “Hell man, this is all I need! If I can’t cutit with this, I can’t cut it at all.” He stayed a while but left to goplay with Ricky Nelson. And later he joined JJ Cale, who hadalso left us to pursue a successful solo career. Gram Parsons,who had been a member of the International Submarine Band,the Byrds and the Flying Burrito Brothers, had spotted theband at Snoopy’s. He liked what he heard and became an earlychampion of Delaney and Bonnie. He introduced Delaney toAlan Pariser, one of the architects of the 1967 Monterey PopFestival. He was also the heir to the Dixie Lily SweetheartPaper Cup Company fortune and was loaded. Alan had thebest pot and cocaine in Los Angeles. He knew everybody inthe business and was really hooked up. He’s the one who gaveJimi Hendrix the LSD and the lighter fluid to set his guitar onfire during the Monterey Pop Festival. Alanreally loved Delaney and Bonnie and becametheir manager. He took responsibility for allof the money and all of the connections andwhat limited success Delaney & Bonnie &Friends ever had. He financed everything forthem, including their house and daily livingexpenses. He paid for the band, the roadcrew, the equipment, rehearsal place, photoshoots, studio time and just about everythingelse concerning them. That was supposed to make them freeto create. They were free to create, all right. Over the years,they created more heartbreak for Alan than he could ultimatelybear. He finally quit the music business and started buildingrace boats. I spoke with him a few years ago, shortly before hepassed, and he wouldn’t even mention their names.As soon as Alan became Delaney & Bonnie’s manager theystarted to work out a whole new deal with another label. Thatnew deal was with Jac Holzman, owner of Elektra Records.Although previously known for their small folk label image,they had found recent success on the West Coast with theDoors and Love. They had demonstrated that they were now alabel that could handle rock acts and were known as one of thehippest around. Although Jack had misgivings, especially aboutDelaney, he overlooked them because he loved their southernsoul music. Their contract gave them full artistic control oftheir records, along with the artwork, which was quite unusualat the time. Once the ink had dried, Delaney & Bonnie wouldcut their second record using their own musicians, namely all“We were alllistening tomusical historyin the making andwere completelyunaware of it.”of us so-called “Friends,” and it was going to be called TheOriginal Delaney & Bonnie & Friends Accept No Substitute.Ahead of that, Delaney & Bonnie and I went on a radiopromotional tour in February 1969. We had gone on theroad with Alan Pariser, to the top radio stations all across theUnited States. Just the three of us. We’d stop in and say thatwe wanted to play on the air. We didn’t have a record out yetbut it was soon to come. We were laying the foundation for ournew album and letting them know that we would be back witha band. On this promotional tour, I remember that Delaneyhad talked somebody into getting him a prescription of Seconalreds, a barbiturate derivative drug. He sent Bonnie and me tofind our way through downtown Atlanta, with me driving arented car, to find this obscure pharmacy in a seedy part oftown to pick up the dope. Legal, but still dope. He was alwayshogging the drugs, and this time we thought that we’d beat himto the draw. She opened the bottle and took out one for each ofus. We took them right there and then and started driving backto the hotel, then all of a sudden everything started lookingpretty grim. Those were more powerful thanwe were ready for. It buckled me at the kneesand I was sitting down! We barely made itback to the hotel alive because I was going allover the road. This was all going on in the middleof the day as well. When we finally arrivedback at the hotel, out comes Delaney lookingmore excited than I’d seen him for some time.We pulled up knowing there was going to betrouble. He said, “Where have you two beenand why did it take you so long?” We weren’t even out of thecar yet and he was going off at Bonnie. He could see that wewere pretty loopy. What we didn’t know is that while we’dbeen getting his drugs, Alan had run into Ann-Margret and herhusband, Roger Smith, in the hotel bar and we were due to goto their room to play and sing for them – ten minutes ago. Weall went straight up to Ann and Roger’s room, and they werestill waiting for us. We went in and I’m sure that they couldtell how wasted we were. Delaney was extremely pissed off buthe had to keep it to himself in front of the movie stars. Bonniesang like I had never heard before or since. I guess that she wasdoing an especially good job to keep from getting punched yetone more time. We finished and Delaney went straight to LeonRussell’s room – he happened to be in the same hotel. Delaneylocked the door on us. Closed it right in our faces.Bonnie and I went to Alan’s room, and he rolled us acouple of fat joints. We always had the Ozium out, with towelsunder the door and everything! You could easily tell who wassmoking pot, because you just had to follow your nose to theOzium spray. After a while, we went down the hall and listenedthrough the door while Delaney and Leon were working on anew number, and then banged on the door for them to let usin, but they wouldn’t. So we went back and smoked the otherjoint. You could hear them singing all the way down the hall.We heard that song come together, echoing down the hall. Sodid everyone else. We were all so very fortunate and didn’t evenknow it. We were all listening to musical history in the makingand were completely unaware of it. We sang all of the time, anyand everywhere and nobody ever complained. It would havedone them no good anyhow: Delaney would have just playedlouder and sung louder. When they were finished we all got togo in and Delaney said, “Y’all sit down and listen to this.” Wesaid, “We have been.” It was incredible listening for the firsttime to that beautiful piece of music. It was called “Superstar(Groupie).” It was a top 10 hit for the Carpenters and was alsocovered by many other people including Rita Coolidge.The Friends had changed some again, and were now CarlRadle playing bass, Jim Keltner on drums, Jerry McGee onguitar, Bobby Keys and Jim Price on horns, with Bonnie andme singing background to Delaney. I also had my savinggrace, my Hammond B3 organ. Leon Russell, another formerShindog, whom I already knew from the Asylum Choir session,also joined along with Rita Coolidge. We would laterhave drummer Jim Gordon join Jim Keltner, both playing atthe same time. You couldn’t have asked for nicer people. Theonly person that ever caused any discord was Delaney. His egowas massive, and it ruled every decision that he made. I neverhad any trouble with him though, because I never took whathe said too personally. We recorded the Accept No Substitutealbum at Elektra Studios in Los Angeles. It was the first forour new label, and it also signaled the beginning of the endfor Delaney & Bonnie & Friends.From Bobby Whitlock: A Rock ’n’ Roll Autobiography © 2011 BobbyWhitlock with Marc Roberty by permission of McFarland & Company, Inc., Box611, Jefferson NC 28640. www.mcfarlandpub.com.a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 15, 2011 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 43

MUSICSummer ReadingRock & roll bookendsSEE A LITTLE LIGHT: THE TRAILOF RAGE AND MELODYby Bob Mould, withMichael AzerradLittle, Brown andCompany, 416 pp.,$24.99At 50 years old,Bob Mould has gainedperspective, bothon his life and onmusic. Unfortunately,that mild and meditativetone levelsthe entirety of hisautobiography. Thesinger-songwriter relates the rise and fallof Hüsker Dü, his battle for personal andsocial acceptance as a homosexual, andovercoming alcoholism and an abusiveupbringing from a point of view that seemsfar removed from the actual events. Mouldis either unable or unwilling to dive into thecomplexities and emotional depths of hispast, leaving the memoir to read with thelogistical appeal of a tour route. Part of thisnarrative problem falls to co-writer MichaelAzerrad, who brings none of the passionwith which he wrote Our Band Could BeYour Life: Scenes From the American IndieUnderground 1981-1991. Only when Mouldwrites about music, whether his own orhis influences, do those elements of rageand melody that defined Hüsker Dü rise tothe surface, as if the artist can still onlyaddress himself through the tangential surrogate.Likewise, he insightfully details theseminal Minneapolis scene he helped fosterin the 1980s, but captures little of the spirit.Even personal relationships, such as hisfallout with drummer Grant Hart, are handledwith an almost concise indifference.Rarely has such an extraordinary life beenrendered so blandly. (Catch Bob Mould atBookPeople Sunday, July 24, 7pm.)– Doug FreemanlagniappeTwo years ago, Scottish-born singer Susan Boyle wowed SimonCowell by singing “I Dreamed a Dream” on Britain’s Got Talent, a genuinediamond in the rough, rising from singing karaoke in her village to“making it” after one YouTube moment. And yet, The Woman I WasBorn To Be (Atria, 322 pp., $16, paper) paints Boyle as being as emotionallyfragile as her story is ordinary. It doesn’t help that she posedlike a frumpy toddler for the cover, and if the book is as unremarkableas her life, Boyle probably wouldn’t disagree. Rick Beyer’s TheGreatest Music Stories Never Told: 100 Tales From Music HistoryTo Astonish, Bewilder, and Stupefy (Harper, 214 pp., $19.99) collects100 footnotes in music history, reaching back to 1400BC. It’spacked with charming trivia, much of it hard to ignore: The first musicvideo was in 1892; the first American recording star was black; theoldest recorded human voice is from 1860; the FBI really did investigatethe lyrics of “Louie Louie.” Gary Golio’s When Bob Met Woody:The Story of the Young Bob Dylan (Little, Brown and Company,COSMIC COWBOYS AND NEWHICKS: THE COUNTERCULTURALSOUNDS OF AUSTIN’SPROGRESSIVE COUNTRYMUSIC SCENEby Travis D. StimelingOxford University Press,173 pp., $35As your dissertationadviser, Mr. Stimeling, itmust be said that althoughyour research and analysisare impressive, you shouldrealize that your paper willread like a tight-assed academicendeavor to anyone not ensconced withinthe halls of higher learning. The other adviserswill just love the references to Austin’s flagshipprogressive country radio station, KOKE-FM, asembracing the “Texas nationalist ideals of masculinity,colonization, and ownership of indigenouspeoples, and a rhetoric of Texan exceptionalism.”That said, your efforts should be viewed as a usefulprimer for the extraordinary musical, social,cultural, entrepreneurial, and political forces thatconverged in Austin during the 1970s. The comingtogether of hippies and rednecks, most notably atthe Armadillo World Headquarters, would lay thefoundation for an Austin music scene that is nowrevered globally. You cover the decade’s importantpersonalities (Kenneth Threadgill, Willie Nelson,Eddie Wilson), influential songs (Michael MartinMurphey’s “Cosmic Cowboy,” Ray Wylie Hubbard’s“Up Against the Wall, Redneck Mother”), majorevents, and necessary support systems. Thechapter on the history, tradition, and subsequentrevival of Western swing and its role in unitingthe generations vis-à-vis Asleep at the Wheel wasmy favorite. Your challenging insights, affordedby a perspective of nearly four decades, are anintriguing counterweight to journalist Jan Reid’s1974 real-time coverage in The Improbable Riseof Redneck Rock. Mr. Stimeling, you have a clearaffinity for the subject matter, but your delivery isas dry as Texas dirt. – Jay TrachtenbergOUT OF THE VINYL DEEPS:ELLEN WILLIS ON ROCK MUSICedited by Nona Willis AronowitzUniversity of Minnesota Press,272 pp., $22.95 (paper)Ellen Willis did the unthinkable: She talked meinto caring about Bob Dylan. “Before the Flood,”her 1967 essay in Cheetah, captured the rock & rollcurio in just the right light: “Many people hate BobDylan because they hate being fooled.” The nextyear, she became the first pop critic for The NewYorker, and her column, “Rock, Etc.,” evolved intoscripture before she left the profession a decadelater to pursue academia, where she remained untilher death in 2006. From that relatively short spancomes much of this six-chapter collection, illuminatingthe feminist, scholar, and observer. The brainson her. Willis ran critical circles around her counterparts(including former beau Robert Christgau)and took pop culture as truth, rather than passingfad or obsession, something sorely lacking in rockcriticism today. And nowhere have I found a better description of Randy Newman: “He isalso a weirdo – a straight man for a black-comedy team that consists of him and his subconsciousand expresses itself in a voice that makes me think of wet sand being easedout of a bottle.” As a woman, she was naturally better at taking in her surroundings inthe context of music, as in this passage: “Listening to most rock and roll was like walkingdown the street at night, automatically checking out the men in my vicinity: this one’sokay; that one could be trouble, watch out.” In that same essay, “Beginning To See theLight,” published in the Village Voice, 1977, she watches Patti Smith one night and asks,“I’ve always wondered if she were afraid of her considerable power.” Same could be saidfor Willis, who balanced the male rock critic’s bravado and fanboy gibberish with graceand wit. She was right about everything.– Audra SchroederELECTRIC EDEN: UNEARTHINGBRITAIN’S VISIONARY MUSICby Rob YoungFaber and Faber,672 pp., $25 (paper)The title of Pink Floyd’s1967 debut, The Piper atthe Gates of Dawn, wasappropriated from a chapterof Kenneth Grahame’s1908 novel, The Windin the Willows, a mysticalchildren’s classic setin pastoral England. That lineage from oldBritish art and literature, especially the workof the Romantic poets, to the British folkrevival of the late 1960s serves as the focusof Electric Eden, a masterful examination ofwhat’s deemed “music born out of the battlebetween progressive push and nostalgic pull.”36 pp., $17.99) is an illustrated children’s book, oversized and hardbound.Golio chose a well-documented subject, but his literary artfulnesslies within spare words and Dylan’s youthful determination tomeet his hero, Woody Guthrie, dying in a hospital bed. Noted Austinartist Marc Burckhardt brings unaffected illustrations in colorful acrylicand oil with a Renaissance-style glaze. This combination of author andpainter would make a magnificent series. – Margaret MoserThis epic tome is a work of supreme scholarship,authoritative and well-researched, withan average of roughly 40 footnotes per chapter,but it reads almost like a long-form feature– fitting, given author Rob Young’s longstandingtenure as editor of the UK’s The Wire.It’s the British folk counter to Julian Cope’sJaprockSampler: How the Post-War JapaneseBlew Their Minds on Rock ’n’ Roll, providinghistorical and political context while profilingsome of the most prominent artists of theera: the Incredible String Band, Pentangle,and Fairport Convention, among others. Youngestablishes a compelling pattern of “theinward exodus, with musicians in pursuit ofrural tranquility” – evidenced by artists rangingfrom the McCartneys at Kintyre to Donovanon Skye island – and the ongoing influence ofand fascination with American roots music.For example, Texas folklorist Alan Lomax, whofled the States for eight years after beingblacklisted in Sen. Joe McCarthy’s infamousRed Channels in 1950, is credited with providing“a thunderbolt of energy” to Britain’s folkrevival and helping align the movement withmore radical activism. In doing so, ElectricEden firmly plants the freak flag of Old, WeirdAmerica back on English soil. – Austin PowellLATE, LATE AT NIGHTby Rick SpringfieldTouchstone, 320 pp., $26Released Jan. 1, 1981,with No. 1 hit “Jessie’s Girl”soon leading the way, RickSpringfield’s Working ClassDog rescued a first-classmutt. Down Under son of anoft-relocated army career officer, the artist formerlyknown as Richard Springthorpe survivedearly 1960s passage from Sydney to London44 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m

and back again – the Beatles coming andgoing – before dropping out of high schooland into a six-month tour of 1968 Vietnamin a cover band. Sex and depression (“myDarkness,” he calls it – hello, Dexter) hadalready fused to his music mechanism.When all his dues finally aligned aftermyriad fits and starts of 1970s successesat home and abroad (16 Magazine starmakerGloria Stavers, hands off), WorkingClass Dog jacketed Springfield’s hormonalangst like a hot dog bun. In light of Late,Late at Night, named for a lyric fragmentfrom “Jessie’s Girl,” the 10 riff richocets onWCD might now be heard as obsession onpar with Springfield’s Californication guestspot rather than the puppy love of his runon General Hospital (“... And he’s loving herwith that body, I just know it”). Professionalname checks – groping Demi Moore onsaid daytime soap, dating 15-year-oldLinda Blair, having Keith Richards checkup on him and Patti Hansen during filmingfor 1984 laugher Hard To Hold – meetpersonal traumas, including his father’spremature disablement and death, hisagent’s demise at Alpine Valley in StevieRay Vaughan’s helicopter, and his sonfalling out of a third-story window. There’sa song too many (“Saint Sahara”), butSpringfield’s arc matches the marvel ofhis wife’s forgiveness for a lifetime of infidelity.“I am a dickhead,” he writes late,late in the book. David Duchovny shouldremake Hard To Hold. – Raoul HernandezCONTINUED ON P.46New+VintageSales+RepairM USIC ELECTRO NICS1111 E. 11TH ST. 512.782.8806SWITCHEDONAUSTIN.COMOpen daily ’til 11pmwelcomes... Fridays 6 - 9 pmOn the Lone Star PlazaSALE ENDS 8-3-2011 WHERE MUSIC STILL MATTERS BUY, SELL& TRADE FREE MusicParking Museum AdmissionJULY 15: DEL CASTILLOwith Tony Airoldi and the Charming DevilsJuly 22: Nash Hernandez OrchestraJuly 29: Cindy Cashdollar and the Kings of SwingWith support froma u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 15, 2011 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 45

MUSIC SUMMER READING CONTINUED FROM P.45 AN AMERICAN DEMON:FIRE AND RAIN: THE BEATLES, BOBBY WHITLOCK: A ROCK ’N’ A MEMOIRSIMON & GARFUNKEL, JAMES ROLL AUTOBIOGRAPHYby Jack GrishamTAYLOR, CSNY, AND THE LOST by Bobby WhitlockECW Press, 360 pp., $19.95 (paper)STORY OF 1970with Marc RobertyJack Grisham, legendary bad boy and malefic ringleaderby David BrowneDa Capo, 392 pp., $26There are many waysto connect the dotsbetween the acts on thismarquee. For example:The Beatles’ AppleRecords released Taylor’ssolo debut, Taylor playedbanjo on Neil Young’s“Old Man,” and Young’sBuffalo Springfield was co-billed with Simon& Garfunkel at the Monterey InternationalPop Festival. Rolling Stone Contributing EditorDavid Browne uses these four artists andthe calendar year 1970 as an organizingdevice to chronicle capital-R rock music’stransition from late 1960s insurrection intoearly 1970s introspection. By 1970, bothMcFarland, 248 pp.,$35 (paper)Anyone who loved“Layla” knows BobbyWhitlock’s work with EricClapton in Derek & theDominos, whether hisname is familiar or not.Among rock & rollers,however, his name issynonymous with rock’sbelle epoque. Singer/songwriter/piano manWhitlock rose from the sort of backgroundthat such words as “gritty” and “rough” onlysuggest. Growing up along the Mississippi asthe son of an itinerant preacher who thumpedhis son as hard as the Bible, Whitlock paintsan unsparing portrait of a poor family whochopped and picked cotton to get by. A naturalof seminal Los Angeles punk outfit TSOL, copsfrom Dostoyevsky’s Notes From the Underground, toutinghimself as a sick manchild, relishing his nihilistic amorality,which, he explains, was not due to bad parenting(although there was that) or ingesting heroic amountsof illicit substances (ditto). No, Grisham was an actualdemon, and being incarnated within the gooshy confinesof a bipedal flesh-vessel bummed this hardcore dybbukway the fuck out. His lurid, compulsively readable storyis chock-full o’ forked tongue-in-cheek tales of juvenilemayhem, teenage defloration, and a sideways recountingof the early 1980s hardcore punk scene. His eventualredemption left this particularly ancient soul with his wit and no small amount of hardwonwisdom intact. Anyone looking for the history of those True Sounds of Liberty – theirmeteoric rise, the Los Angeles Police Department riots, their eventual fall from grace asa late 1980s hair band and stunning millennial reformation – should look elsewhere. Thisis Grisham’s godforsaken story straight up, by turns deeply disturbing and death-dark, butleavened with no small amount of damnable humor. All play and no work made Jack anythingbut a dull boy, and An American Demon is proof positive that the evil men do makeAmerican involvement in Vietnam and protestagainst the war had peaked. CSNY’s “Ohio”immortalized the killings at Kent State, butaffinity for singing and later playing pianoled him from church to honky-tonks aroundMemphis after he left home at 16, giggingfor hellishly fun reading.– Marc Savlovfew remember that most Americans initially at Stax with Albert King. After heading forwetlands of Southern Louisiana even beforethought the Ohio National Guard was justifiedin its actions. Meanwhile, the Beatles splitup in public, Simon & Garfunkel dissolved inprivate, Taylor emerged from mental malaiseto become a star, and CSNY hit No. 1 withDéjà Vu while simultaneously succumbing tointernecine squabbles. David Browne tells thestory well enough, but fragmentation alonedoes not constitute a compelling culturalthesis. Fire and Rain reads as four separatestory arcs held together with nonpivotal intersections.The ascendancy of female collaboratorssuch as Carole King and Joni Mitchellagainst the backdrop of women’s liberationis barely touched upon. Mitchell gets moreink as Graham Nash and James Taylor’s girlfriendthan as an artist, while Rita Coolidgeonly merits mention as the Yoko who brokeup CSNY. As such, the story of 1970 hardlyCalifornia in 1967 with another Southerncouple, the ragtag crew known as Delaney &Bonnie & Friends was opening for Blind Faithtwo years later. Whitlock and Clapton developeda friendship that led to his work withDerek & the Dominos and George Harrison,but it came with a price that took Whitlockdecades to redeem. Thirty-five smackers is alot for a paperback, though the photos themselvestell the story of a modern SouthernGothic. Even the names sound like Faulkner:Jimbo, Peapaw King, Big Mama, and thenotorious Aunt Dude. Co-author Marc Robertydoes literary justice to his subject’s braggadocio,for the words sound exactly like Whitlock,a raconteur on par with Kinky Friedman andRay Wiley Hubbard, and who spins thesevignettes during his Sunday night shows atthe Saxon Pub with his beloved wife, CoCothe so-called “federal flood,” while Cyril Nevillespeaks of his time as a refugee in Austin, tryingto deal with the devastation from afar. A goodportion of the book is spent with the Andrewsfamily, including Troy “Trombone Shorty”Andrews, who spotlights the importance of thedaily music scene in the Treme neighborhoodand what effect its ruin had on a younger generationof musicians. Swenson nimbly dealswith an increase in violence and turf wars, oneof the consequences of the town losing most ofits inhabitants, while also telling heartrendingstories of the irreplaceable memorabilia thatwas destroyed. The commercialization of JazzFest is covered as well, although many haveresigned themselves to relying on tourism toget New Orleans back on its feet. Some of thebook’s formatting is funky, and Swenson’s photographssprinkled throughout seem amateurish,seems lost at all.– Greg Beets Carmel. (See “Superstar,” p.43, for an excerptbut anyone who loves New Orleans will findfrom this book.)– Margaret MoserNew Atlantis an engaging read. – Jim Caligiuri33⅓ revolutionsChocolate and Cheeseby Hank ShteamerContinuum, 176 pp.,$12.95 (paper)American Recordingsby Tony TostContinuum, 224 pp.,$12.95 (paper)Pretty Hate Machineby Daphne CarrContinuum, 192 pp.,$12.95 (paper)You’re Living All Over Meby Nick AttfieldContinuum, 160 pp.,$12.95 (paper)Spiderlandby Scott TennentContinuum, 160 pp.,$12.95 (paper)NEW ATLANTIS:MUSICIANSBATTLE FORTHE SURVIVALOF NEW ORLEANSby John SwensonOxford University Press,284 pp., $27.95In veteran music scribeJohn Swenson’s view,there is a correlationbetween New Orleans rising from the sea afterHurricane Katrina, buoyed by the musicianswho call the Crescent City home, and themythical sunken island Atlantis. Few will arguewith that thesis, even if the fight for survival isongoing. Swenson, a NOLA resident for morethan a decade, provides enlightening, at timesalarming, interviews with those most outspokenand visible fighting to save what was almostwashed away. Mac Rebennack, aka Dr. John,talks about his activism in trying to save theNo one can doubt the ambition of the 33⅓ series,which deals in pocket-sized academic explorations ofclassic and underrated albums. Now at 83 volumesand counting, the peril of the franchise remains hagiography,like Hank Shteamer’s uncritical love letterto Ween’s 1994 LP, Chocolate and Cheese. Just asthe ultra lo-fi duo shocked fans by hiring a producer,Shteamer might have benefited from a more criticaleditor to blunt his exuberance. Yet the fannishpendulum can swing too far the other way, into jaundicedevisceration. Poet Tony Tost needed somethingextraordinary to justify being the next writer in lineto tread on Johnny Cash’s grave. Instead, his flaweddemythologizing of the Man in Black’s 1993 resurrectionon American Recordings reads like a drunk freshmanhell-bent on swamping the reader with ill-fittingreferences to everyone from the Welsh bard Caedmonto Sarah Vowell, while smearing producer Rick Rubinas a grave robber. Crippled by Tost’s smug erudition,this volume gets a failing grade compared to DaphneCarr’s sociological examination of Nine Inch Nails’game-changing 1989 debut, Pretty Hate Machine.Ignore the last chapter, a misguided deconstructionof Hot Topic’s role in shaping alt culture, and concentrateon Carr’s revisionist portrait of Trent Reznor.Using first-person anecdotes from anonymous NINfans, she recasts the industrial goth hero as a studiosavvyballadeer of the Rust Belt – part Prince, partSpringsteen. If it feels like an accomplished master’sthesis compared to Nick Attfield’s hilarious history ofDinosaur Jr.’s 1987 sophomore album, You’re LivingAll Over Me, there’s no shame. After all, Attfield is anOxford University lecturer, but there’s no academicstuffiness here, with Attfield gleefully admitting to theridiculousness of his task. Faced with a band whoselyrics are not so much enigmatic as willfully incoherent,he makes a solid case for this being a more significantalbum than follow-up Bug. It’s only matchedby Scott Tennent’s insight into Slint’s 1991 sophomorerelease and post-rock precursor, Spiderland.Part art history, part detective story, it represents theseries’ finest intentions: encouraging the reader toput the damn book down and listen to the album.– Richard Whittaker46 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m

LEAD STORYTop Gun: Todd Whitehurst may be the“father” of 42 to 60 children, based on statisticalprobability that recognizes his virtuosityas a sperm donor, according to a JuneNew York Post profile (though one website,Donor Sibling Registry, claims to have documented129 children sired by an unnamedseed demon, who is one of 92 highly productivemen with 10 or more). Whitehurst, wholike the others, was selected based on hissperm’s profile and speed, donated weeklyfor about three years in the late 1980s (for$50 a session), and has been contacted sofar by nine teenagers who sent him their photosafter piecing together evidence identifyinghim (despite sperm banks’ promises of confidentiality).Whitehurst, acknowledging theresemblances to his “offspring,” seems tofind the relationships fulfilling, however limitedthey are. Said he, “I love Father’s Day.”BRIGHT IDEASBlow Against the Empire: Bank ofAmerica had the tables turned on it in Juneafter the company wrongfully harassed analleged mortgage scofflaw in Naples, Fla.The bank had attempted to foreclose onhomeowners Warren and Maureen Nyergeslast year even though the couple hadbought their house with cash – paid directlyto Bank of America. It took the bank a yearand a half to understand its mistake – thatis, until the Nyergeses sued and won ajudgment for expenses of $2,534, whichthe bank promptly ignored. The Nyergeses’attorney obtained a seizure order, and twosheriff’s deputies arrived with a movingtruck at the local Bank of America branchon June 3 to load $2,534 worth of furnitureand computer equipment from thebank’s offices. After about an hour on thephone with higher-ups, the local branchmanager issued a check for the money.Police in Doncaster, England, were on thelookout in June for an organized group offour female and two male shoplifters whohit a liquor store on Bentley Road in Maybut left an interesting crime-scene story onthe surveillance video. While five of thecrew distracted employees, one woman,wearing pants, walked to the back butemerged minutes later wearing a largewraparound skirt and waddling slowlytoward the front door. After the unsuspectingemployees bid farewell to the six, theydiscovered that the office safe was missingand concluded that the waddling womanwas holding it between her legs.BIG SNAKE’S COMPANY TOWNChina’s sleepy village of Zisiqiao in theZhejiang Province is actually headquartersfor the country’s revered snake industry,with 160 families raising about 3 millionserpents a year, mostly to harvest livers andgall bladders for soup, wine, and other productsconsumed for their immunity-buildingproperties. In a June Reuters dispatch, onefarmer described the 25-year evolution of“Snake Town” from a place where farmerssimply threw males and females togetherfor breeding to today’s sophisticated productionfacilities that supply proper snake diets,ROY TOMPKINSBY CHUCK SHEPHERDNew York scent artist Christopher Brosius had made his name withfragrances recalling childhood (such as Clean Baby Butt, Green Bean andBaseball Glove) but felt it was time, according to an April report in New Yorkmagazine, to approach the next frontier – to make a perfume so exclusivethat no one could smell it. By Brosius’ reasoning, the scent’s chemicals wouldprovoke whatever reactions scents provoke in those exposed to it, but theactual scent would be undetectable to the nose; hence, no one would knowwhy they were reacting as they were. By trial and error, he combined jasmine,sandalwood, and natural amber and scaled them down in power, yielding whathe calls Where We Are, There Is No Here. Said Brosius: “The question, ‘Whatperfume are you wearing?’ should never arise.”research measures to enrich female fertility,and provide enhanced incubation conditions.THE CONTINUING CRISISPerhaps a kindergartner needs to have hisdad wait with him and wave bye-bye as hesteps onto the school bus in the morning,but Rain Price is a 10th grader (in AmericanFork, Utah), and his dad, Dale Price, neverthelesswaves from the bus stop every morning,right in front of Rain’s friends.Furthermore, according to a June report byKSL-TV in Salt Lake City, Dale makes it apoint to wear a different, “crazy” costumeevery morning (170 in all for the school year,including, once, a wedding dress).Alleged gang members Barbara Lee, 45, andMarco Ibanez, 19, were arrested in HallandaleBeach, Fla., in April and charged in the assaultand stabbing of four people. Lee was at theOcean’s Eleven Lounge one evening when shesaw several people in a group make handsigns that she interpreted as disrespecting herown gang’s signs and left to recruit Ibanez tocome administer retribution, according topolice. Unknown to Lee or Ibanez, it was agroup of deaf people using sign language.OOPS!Rescues: 1) A 93-year-old woman was rescuedby medics in Philadelphia in April afterspending several days stuck in her own toilet.(According to KYW-TV, she had to be carriedout with a portion of the toilet still stuck tightlyto her body.) 2) In Tooting, England, in May, anunnamed senior was rescued by firefightersafter he got his testicles caught in a showerseat in which he was sitting while bathing.Parkridge Medical Center in Chattanooga,Tenn., apologized and paid the bill in Junefor exhuming the body of the recentlydeceased Kenneth Manis. The man who hadshared Manis’ hospital room during his finaldays had reported that his dentures weremissing, and the hospital determined thatthey had been mistakenly buried with Manis.FETISHES ON PARADEToshihiko Mizuno, 55, was arrested inTokyo in June after three young girls reportedthat he had persuaded them to spit for himso that he could record it on video and assistwith “research” he was doing on “saliva.”Police later discovered 26 videotapes, featuringabout 400 young girls spitting. Accordingto local media sources, Mizuno has had theobsession for 17 years, successfully gettingat least 500 girls to spit, among the estimated4,000 he propositioned.Visit Chuck Shepherd daily atwww.newsoftheweird.blogspot.com(or www.newsoftheweird.com).Send your Weird News to: Chuck Shepherd, PO Box18737, Tampa, FL 33679 or weirdnewstips@yahoo.com.©2010 UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE732-2211 ext. 3Some discounts, coverages, payment plans, and features are not available inall states or in all GEICO companies. Government Employees Insurance Co.GEICO General Insurance Co. GEICO Indemnity Co. GEICO Casualty Co.These companies are subsidiaries of Berkshire Hathaway Inc. GEICO insuranceis not available in MA. GEICO: Washington, DC 20076. © 2007 GEICO. TheGEICO gecko image © GEICO 1999-20074TH ANNUALCLASSICGAMEFEST*100% FREE*ALL AGES EVENTclassicgamefest.com290/Brodie Store7-15 I Love Video Games Nite7-16 Retro sports Game Blitz7-17 Mario Kart ExtravaganzaI-35/620 Store7-29 Dance Dance Party Nite7-30 Round Rock Puzzle League7-31 Final Fantasy Partyplus video gamemovies that rockand much more!all details online atgameovervideogames.comclassicgamefest.coma u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 15, 2011 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 47

THURSDAY 14w BOOTS VS. BADGES CHALLENGEThe Austin Firefighters Association andAustin Police Department have been battling it out torecruit more blood donors than the other. Donate anytime between July 10 and 16 and vote for your favoriteheroes. Extra blood does not mean extra votes.Call or go online to schedule an appointment, butwalk-ins are also welcome. Blood Center of CentralTexas, 4300 N. Lamar, 206-1266. www.inyourhands.org.d DUCKS VS. SQUIRRELS The Pollyanna Theatrepresents this Andrew Perry play about the battlefor a park and the feud between species. For kidsbetween the ages of 4 and 10. July 14-17: Thu. &Fri., 9:30, 11am, & 1pm; Sat., 11am, 1pm, & 3pm;Sun., 2pm. Rollins Studio Theatre at the Long Center,701 W. Riverside, 474-LONG. $9.25 ($7.25, children).www.pollytheatre.org.d SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL TOURNAMENTDo well enough in this round of the tournament andget an invitation to the finals on July 30. For the loveof all that’s holy, pick up a book while you’re there.See for a schedule of events. 2pm. Faulk CentralLibrary, 800 Guadalupe, 974-7372. Free.ART OF HENNA Get some natural and temporarybody adornment and perhaps even learn about theprocess and art behind the practice. Bring a designand a willing participant, and they’ll cover the materials.6pm. Marigold Gateway to India, 2200-A S. Lamar,442-6600. $20. www.meetup.com/Austin-Henna-Design.d FAMILY FUN NIGHTS Bring the kids to the mallnot for shopping but for a different familyfriendlyactivity every week. Thursdays,6-7:30pm. Highland Mall, 6001 Airport,454-9656. Free. www.highlandmall.com.MOPAC SOUND WALL WORKSHOPSDoes the sound of the cars whizzing byget on your nerves, or are you worriedabout having a massive wall in your backyard?Either way, add your two cents tothe debate on the details of the soundwalls proposed for the Bryker Woodsneighborhood. 6-8pm. Bryker Woods ElementarySchool, 3309 Kerbey, 832-7218. Free.www.mopacexpress.com.w NOT JUST ANOTHER CANCER EVENT Capitalof Texas Team Survivor offers fitness support forcancer survivors. Shouldn’t you support them in thatendeavor? Live music from the Patrice Pike Band,auctions, raffles, and barbecue make helping seemlike celebrating. 6:30-11pm. Stubb’s, 801 Red River,563-2894. $40 ($35, advance).www.notjustanothercancerevent.org.CENTRAL TEXAS LAWN CARE Master gardenerJerry Naiser shares his tips and tricks for healthygrass even during the dry days of summer. 7-9pm.Zilker Botanical Garden, 2220 Barton Springs Rd.,854-9600. Free. www.tcmastergardeners.org.` PFLAG SOUTH MONTHLY MEETING Family isnice; allied family is love. PFLAG represents the bestof our community. Faith Presbyterian Church,1314 E. Oltorf, 444-1314.` AUSTIN CHAMBER PRIDE CONCERT Join theAustin Chamber Music Center, Russell Reed, JimJames, and a host of locals as they pay tribute tothe contributions of gay and lesbian composers. Notto be missed. 7:30pm. St. James’ Episcopal Church,1941 Webberville Rd.. Free.` 69 LOVE SCENES Yup. The Gnapsters wereinspired by the Magnetic Fields’ 69 Love Songs andw RECOMMENDEDd YOUNG ONES` GAY PLACESthis week’scommunitycalendarTHURSDAY, JULY 14 TO THURSDAY, JULY 21listingsBY JAMES RENOVITCHAUSTINCHRONICLE.COM/COMMUNITYmade a play about “love and love songs and the useand abuse of them.” July 8-23, Thursdays-Saturdays,8pm. Salvage Vanguard Theater, 2803 Manor Rd.,474-7886. $10. www.gnaptheater.org/69-love-scenes.` BEDPOST CONFESSIONS We can see youclambering up the the giant king-sized frame, anglingover to the post as thick as a tree trunk, whisperingyour deepest, darkest, most dirtiest. Well, what’sthe fun of doing that in private? Join Julie Gillis,Sadie Smythe, Mistress Stephanie, Michael Flower,F*bomb, and Jessica Leigh Graves and just let itout, darlin’. You’re among friends. 8pm.Spider House Ballroom, 2906 Fruth,510/213-0517. Free. sadie@bedpostconfessions.com,www.bedpostconfessions.com.` BARTON SPRINGS NIGHT SWIMThey clean all day Thursday, so be readyto jump in to pollute the crystal-clearBarton with your happy homo hotnessonce free admission kicks in. Thursdays,9pm. Barton Springs Pool, 2101 BartonSprings Rd., 476-9044. Free.` PARIS CALLING And we don’t mean Hilton.It’s at Justine’s so you know we mean the City ofLight, and in this case, its dirty rotten late-’70s punkunderbelly. Dress to fuckcess, ala Mssrs. Rotten,Vicious, Strummer, McLaren, Ramone, et al. Frenchpunk by Cran d’Arret and all-girl Ramones actionby Rockaway Bitch! Happy Bastille Day, you bloody,bleeding blaggards. More info on Facebook, blahblah, look it up. 10pm. Justine’s Brasserie, 4710 E.Fifth, 385-2900. $10.` ARE YOU WORTH A MILLION IN PRIZES? Howabout $300? Well, come on down and take it all off,Bruce; we’ll be the judge of that. All-male and amateur,just like you like it. Thursdays, 9pm. Rain on 4th,217 W. Fourth, 494-1150.` KARAOKE WITH MURRAH You know her. Youlove her. You want to impress her with your best“Total Eclipse of the Heart.” Well, Murrah Noble isright there waiting for you. Thursdays, 10pm, all summerlong. Oilcan Harry’s, 211 W. Fourth, 320-8823.SPECIAL SCREENINGS (See Film Listings.)Rear Window @ Paramount, 7pmTo Catch a Thief @ Paramount, 9:20pmMUSIC (See Music Listings.)The French Inhales, Hatchet Wound, PlanetsEmo’sKasey Chambers Momo’sHubert Sumlin Antone’sFRIDAY 15CHRISTMAS IN JULY CRAFT SHOWThirty vendors show off their wares whileyou unsuspectingly explore two model homes in aCedar Park subdivision. Fri., July 15, 9am-9pm; Sat.,July 16, 9am-6pm. 1105 Walsh Hill Trail, Cedar Park,512/924-2327. Free.JOYS OF CONTAINER GARDENING Don’t havespace for a full-fledged garden? Learn to grow flowersand vegetables in pots. 10am. Travis CountyAgriLife Extension, 1600-B Smith, 854-9600.www.tcmastergardeners.org.BURNIN’ UP That time of year has come a bit earlyfor us, hasn’t it, Austin? Usually it isn’t until deepJuly or even mid-August that we are throwing handsand eyes heavenward begging for a break from thetriple-digit heinousness that is summer in Texas.But, no, here we are, not even freakin’ mid-summer,imploring the deities for some form of sweet relief.Perhaps we shouldn’t be gazing up. Perhaps weshould be gazing south. Lawdy knows that evenwell-intended hikes out to the lake have resultedin low-level lameness. Even Canyon Lake and thetubing heaven of the Guadalupe River havebeen hurtin’. But then there’s the Comal.Oh, Comal, even your name soundscomforting, inviting. Comal. Come one.Come all. A few weeks ago, we joineda frisky crew of Austinites heading forthat lovely river for the big, annual LezGo Tubing event. Lez Go Tubing (www.facebook.com/lezgotubing) was started by abunch of crazy San Antonio lezzies inspiredby … well, isn’t it obvious? So we went. Hot damn!Cool, clean water, brimming with the gay. Yes! Andyes, please. So cool. So hot. We plan to make thisan annual pilgrimage. Soon thereafter, we receivedword from a group we’d never encountered: GayNewBraunfels (www.facebook.com/#!/gaynb), aFacebook group that hosted an event this pastd HARRY POTTER RELEASE PARTY Get readyfor the release of the new teen wizard epic with ascreening of Harry Potter and Deathly Hallows Part1. Snacks, a costume contest, and more keep theyoung magicians happy. 4:30-7pm. Wells BranchCommunity Library, 15001 Wells Port Dr., 989-3188.Free. www.wblibrary.org.BY KATE X MESSER gayplaceSend gay bits togayplace@austinchronicle.com.Visitaustinchronicle.com/gayplaceblog.weekend similar to Lez Go. It was called RainbowRiver, and the Comal surely did sparkle pink andblue and purple and all them other hues, we bet.They are also putting the call out for the formationof Gay Days at Schlitterbahn (you’d betterbet your sweet bippy that we are keeping a fingeron the pulse of that one). The point of sharingall this with you, dear readers, is to let you knowthat you are not suffering alone. There are groupsmassing as we type. Their goal? To face down thisdevilish swelter and chill you the hell out – familystyle, safe and cozy knowing that a couplahundred other gaywads and gaywad-friendliesare floating alongside you. In fact, thisweekend, the purveyors of San Marcos’desperately necessary Rainbow Night(why is there no functioning gay bar in thatsweet li’l college town?) are throwing theirown tubing bash on the San Marcos Rivercalled the Rainbow Night River Take Over.(Search Facebook for “Rainbow Night” and“Rainbow Night River Take Over.”) Yes! Let’s allgo! Put in at Sewell Park on the campus of TexasState University and head down where the currenttakes you – to the Rio Vista (that means “riverview”...). Going south never felt so good. Who arewe kidding? Yes, it has. (See Sunday.)| L - R: BASTILLE DAY (SEE SATURDAY) | ITALIAN STALLION CHALLENGE (SPORTS, P.53) | THE GOOD THIEF (ARTS, P.54) | HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART 2 (FILM, P.58)| MEXICANS WITH GUNS (MUSIC, P.66)48 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m

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CALENDAR ( COMMUNITY SPORTS ARTS FILM MUSIC) LIS TINGSBY GERALD E. MCLEOD daytripsSpring-fed pools lower the body temperature like no air conditionercan. In a year when 98% of the state is baking in the heatand suffering from a drought, it’s nice to know that our biggestsprings are still providingrelief. But like the glaciersof Montana, theymay disappear one day.I was soaking inAustin’s legendaryBarton Springs Poolrecently thinking aboutthe other cool (literallyand figuratively) springfedpools in Texas.Scattered around thestate are thousands ofsprings percolatingfrom the ground. Texasoriginally had 281major springs; of those,63 have stopped flowingcompletely sinceGERALD E. MCLEODthe 1800s.In New Braunfels,Comal Springs is thelargest concentration of springs in both the state and the American Southwest. The 16 primaryoutlets in Landa Park feed the 2-mile-long Comal River, the shortest river in the U.S. This also isof one the best swimming holes in the country.At the upper end of the river near the headwaters, the cold-as-ice water runs through a series ofchannels. The spring-fed pool actually contains three pools in one, with areas designated for kidsand serious swimmers. In 1956, the springs dried up completely, something that hasn’t happenedagain since.San Pedro Springs pool in San Antonio’s San Pedro Park was once entirely spring-fed. Severaldroughts and overpumping of the aquifer depleted the springs in all but very wet years. The naturalspring water in the pool has been replaced by city water. The first pool replaced a small lake in1922 and was rebuilt in 2000.The land occupied by the park was set aside for public use in 1729 by the King of Spain. It isthe second oldest park in the U.S. behind Boston Common. The mission that became known asthe Alamo was originally near the springs before it was moved to its present location.The mineral waters of Hancock Springs pool in Lampasas have attracted tourists since it wasconstructed 100 years ago this July. The slightly sulphur-scented water is said to have curativeproperties. This may be the oldest continuously operating spring-fed pool in the state.My favorite of all the spring-fed pools in Texas is San Solomon Springs pool in Balmorhea StatePark just north of Fort Davis. The 1.75-acre, V-shaped, spring-fed pool is so clear that scuba diverspractice there. The water is a refreshing 72 degrees and pours out at 22 million gallons per day.The pool was completed in 1941 by the Civilian Conservation Corps.The best way to visit the pool is by booking a room at the San Solomon Courts in the park. Themotel-style cabins are currently being rebuilt, but many of the historic stucco and red-tile-roofrooms are still available for rent. The park also offers camping and RV hookups.1,043rd in a series. Collect them all. Day Trips, Vol. 2, a book of “Day Trips,” is available for $8.95, plus $3.05 forshipping, handling, and tax. Mail to: Day Trips, PO Box 33284, South Austin, TX 78704.outoftownFIRE ON THE STRINGS BLUEGRASSMUSIC FESTIVAL More than a dozen bandsplay over two days, plus guitar and banjo championships,workshops, and jam sessions. Fri.-Sat.,July 15-16. South Shore Harbour Resort, League City,581/488-2244. $45. www.bayareabluegrass.org.TAYLOR RODEO Begun in 1950, this annual eventfeatures bull riding, barrel racing roping events, andlive music as well as a dance under the stars afterthe show. Fri.-Sat., July 15-16, 8pm. East WilliamsonCounty Events Center, 210 Carlos G. Parker Blvd. NW,Taylor, 512/365-8485. $12. www.taylorrodeo.com.TASTE OF THE HILL COUNTRY Discover the food,libations, and music of the region around theHighland Lakes at one air-conditioned location. Sat.,July 16, 2-6pm. Galloway Hammond Recreation Center,1601 S. Water St., Burnet, 512/756-6180. $20.www.tasteofthehillcountrytx.com.50 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o mLIGHT O’ THE MOON FLOAT TRIP Escape the heatwith a raft trip down the Colorado River by the lightof the moon. Sat., July 16, 7-11pm. McKinney RoughsNature Park, Bastrop, 512/303-5073. $50.www.lcra.org/parks/outdoor_programs/mckinney/mckr_commprograms.html.FASCINATING WORLD OF BUTTERFLIES Yourguide will be Dale Clark, co-founder of the DallasCounty Lepidopterist Society, who will tell why butterfliesare important and then take participants ona behind-the-scenes tour of his butterfly farm, whichis not normally open to the public. Sat., July 16,10am-1:30pm. Texas Discovery Gardens and ButterflyHouse, Fair Park, Dallas, 214/428-7476.www.texasdiscoverygardens.org.DARDEN SMITH AND A GOURMET MEAL Followinga meal served as part of the Onion Creek Kitchens’cooking class, Darden Smith will take the stageto play songs from his latest album. Reservationsrequired. Sat., July 16, 6pm. Juniper Hills Farm,Blanco, 830/833-0910. $75. www.juniperhillsfarm.com.` RED HOT XX 2011 Signature cocktail specials,a silent auction, the Austin Babtister sisters, andthe cast from Zach’s Hairspray at “the” Austin summerparty for two decades – all to benefit (to thetune of close to a quarter-mil over the years) ourProject Transitions. Come wish Red Hot a happy 20thanniversary! 6-10pm. Oilcan Harry’s, 211 W. Fourth,320-8823. Free.www.projecttransitions.org/events/red-hot.html.` LIVE ON THE PATIO Happy hour specials andlive music, creekside, out back on the deck, underthe big tree. This week: Melissa Engleman. 7-9pm.Lipstick24, 606 E. Seventh, 474-2950.www.lipstick24austin.com, www.twitter.com/mesingpretty.` EVENING OF LEATHER CAMARADERIEBootblack, cigar social, and the creak of cowhide:local leather clubs come together to benefit localHIV/AIDS organizations. 8pm. Chain Drive, 504 Willow,480-9017. $3.w BOOTS VS. BADGES CHALLENGE (SeeThursday, 7/14.)d DUCKS VS. SQUIRRELS (See Thursday, 7/14.)` 69 LOVE SCENES (See Thursday, 7/14.)ART OPENINGS (See Visual Arts.)grayDUCK GallerySPECIAL SCREENINGS (See Film Listings.)Phase 7 @ Barton Creek Square, 12midRear Window @ Paramount, 9:15pmTo Catch a Thief @ Paramount, 7pmMUSIC (See Music Listings.)Kelly Willis & Bruce Robison One World TheatreWayne Kramer MohawkThe Sour Notes, Elaine Greer Cactus CafeSATURDAY 16CHARITY GARAGE SALE Various peopleand organizations have donated goods tosell in order to raise funds for victims’ rights and toensure that resources get to those who need them.7am-4pm. Y at Oak Hill, 6900 Scenic Brook Dr.www.crimevictimsfirst.org.TRES BURRITOS RIDE Three separate but simultaneousrides all leave from a different Bicycle SportShop location and end with burritos and drinks. Oneride is long and one hilly, with one easy route forthe family. 8am. Bicycle Sports Shop, 517 S. Lamar,477-3472; 10947 Research Blvd., 345-7460; 9900 W.Parmer, 637-6890. $20. www.bicyclesportshop.com.AUSTIN FARMERS’ MARKET features fresh organicproduce, meats, and cheeses straight from surroundingTexas farms, plus live music every week. Saturdays,9am-1pm. Republic Square Park, 422 Guadalupe,974-6700. Free. www.austinfarmersmarket.org.GREENBELT VOLUNTEER DAY Register online forlocation details, and help keep our city’s trail systemhealthy and hiker/biker friendly. 9am-noon.cmccabe@austinparks.org, http://bit.ly/nnJLZP.d THE COOLEST BOOK CLUB IN THE WORLDfor fifth through eighth graders. Saturdays, 9amnoon,July 16-Aug. 6. O. Henry Museum, 409 E. Fifth,472-1903. $45 (does not include books).michael.hoinski@ci.austin.tx.us.w CITY RESOURCE MEET & GREET Confusedby the plethora of resources offered by city orgs?Well, the Equal Employment Fair Housing Office, theCity of Austin Veterans, Americans With Disabilitiesservices, Neighborhood Housing and CommunityDevelopment, the Small Business DevelopmentProgram of the Economic Growth & RedevelopmentServices Office, and others will be there to help.10am-2pm. George Washington Carver Museum andCultural Center, 1165 Angelina, 974-3459.NATURAL EPICUREAN OPEN HOUSE Email toreserve your spot and find out about the varioustracks in Austin’s culinary academy. 10am-noon. TheNatural Epicurean Academy of Culinary Arts,1701 Toomey, 476-2276. Free. culinary@naturalepicurean.com, www.naturalepicurean.com.d PETER PAN It’s been a while since we saw thisone, but we remember low-grade androgyny, unfortunateprosthetics, and a human/hummingbird hybrid.We definitely remember the kids will love it. ThroughAug. 14, Saturdays, 10am; Sundays, 2pm. ScottishRite Theatre, 207 W. 18th, 472-5436. $10 ($8, children).www.srct.org.CONVERSATION CAFE In need of scintillating conversation?Austin’s library system has you coveredwith designated monthly talk times. 10:30-11:30am.Hampton Branch Library, 5125 Convict Hill Rd.,974-9900. Free. www.cityofaustin.org/library.d SINGING ZOOLOGIST CONCERT Lucas Millerbrings his blend of science and fun to the library.11am. Wells Branch Community Library, 15001 WellsPort Dr., 989-3188. Free. www.wblibrary.org.BLUEGRASS FESTIVAL Local and national actspluck their hearts out to raise scholarship funds forthe Leander and Liberty Hill school districts. Thehorseshoe tournament starts at 4pm. Noon-7pm.8760 FM 2243, Leander. Free.BASKET WEAVING DEMO As a way of celebratingthe opening of the basket display, there will bea public weaving demo. Now if only they could getthe event under water. 1:30-3pm. Hampton BranchLibrary, 5125 Convict Hill Rd., 974-9900. Free.www.austintexas.gov/library.COUNTER CULTURE ANNIVERSARY PARTY completewith surf bands, vegan hot dogs, and morebeach-themed shenanigans. 2-7pm. Counter Culture,120 E. North Loop. Free. www.countercultureaustin.com.MS. ’SPLOSION MAN RELEASE PARTY Austin’sfavorite local, looney game developer, Twisted Pixel,dropped the sequel to ’Splosion Man this pastWednesday, so it’s time to celebrate with beer, gamestations, and face time with the game’s creators.2-5pm. Austin Books & Comics, 5002 N. Lamar,454-4197. Free. on.fb.me/pp6W8p.NATURAL HEALTH CENTER GRAND OPENING Anew wellness center in South Austin? Is that what allthis live music, sushi, Chinese lion dancing, kung fudemonstrations, and games are about? 2-6pm.3809 S. Second Ste. D-100, 892-3366. Free.www.austinacupuncturewellness.com.PHOTODOCUMENTATION SEMINAR Wolf/RitzCamera and Image Photo Patrol show you how todocument all of your belongings for insurance purposesshould you lose items to theft, fire, or evil porpoisehoard. 2pm. Yarborough Branch Library, 2200Hancock, 974-7400. Free. www.cityofaustin.org/library.d SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL TOURNA MENTSee Thursday (7/14) for more info. 2pm. CarverBranch Library, 1161 Angelina, 974-7372. Free.HOT RODS BY THE SLICE Murpho’s Rods &Customs supplies the rockabilly sensibilities (cars,bands, etc.) while Rockin’ Tomato keeps the pizzascooking and beer flowing. Why? Because theywant to help the Austin Humane Society, so bringan unused dog toy and check out the pups that willbe on hand. 3-11pm. Rockin’ Tomato Pizza Company,3003 S. Lamar, 447-3351. on.fb.me/pMxxW1.` EAST SIXTH FOODIES/SOFTBALL PUB CRAWLDo not miss this. Were you at either of the last twoFoodies and Blindsided Softball pub crawls? They arenuts: a night of a million lezzies owning East Sixth ina way that makes the hipsters tremble. Free cooz …we mean Koozie. You’ll especially want to be there tooffer your arm to the ones who really need to crawl.6pm registration. Violet Crown Social Club,1111 E. Sixth, 614-4461. $10 ($8, advance).cowgirlupsoftball@gmail.com, blindsidedsoftball@gmail.com,www.foodiesaustin.com, www.debbieknowsaustin.com.ASPIRE TO BE ME BENEFIT The African-AmericanMen & Boys Harvest Foundation hosts this talentshow and fundraiser. Mehcad Brooks of True Bloodfame will emcee and give the keynote speech. 7-9pm.State Theatre, 719 Congress, 472-5470. $25-35.www.austintheatre.org.w BASTILLE DAY FESTIVAL Ava Arenella, KaluJames, and others provide the soundtrack to an eveningof French pride. Food, wine, and beer, along withitems up for auction, help raise funds for AllianceFrançaise D’Austin’s Frédérique Moinard ScholarshipFund, which is awarded to a local student. 7-11pm.French Legation Museum, 802 San Marcos St.,472-8180. $10 ($8, advance).www.frenchlegationmuseum.org.` ALTERNATIVE LIFE ON EARTH Or, more specifically,the Dramazons Theatre Troupe Presents:Alternative Life on Earth … Sex, Lies and Duct-Tape!,

CALENDAR ( COMMUNITY SPORTS ARTS FILM MUSIC) LIS TINGS| NIGHT HIKE (SEE SATURDAY)Young singers to performin a youth choir affiliatedwith a new music literacywebseries:Visit www.ubettersing.orgfor audition/tuition/classdetails.gay sketch comedy exploring gay stereotypes.Like stereotypes of gay sketch comedy, we bet.8pm. Starving Art Studios, 2326 E. Cesar Chavez,522-1ART. $5. whatadragproductions3@yahoo.com.NIGHT HIKE The stars at night are big and brightdeep in the heart of Austin. So get a flashlightand your hiking shoes for some sunlight-deprivedwalking. 8-9:30pm. McKinney Falls State Park, 5808McKinney Falls Pkwy., 243-1643. $5 (kids, free). www.tpwd.state.tx.us/spdest/findadest/parks/mckinney_falls/.REGGAE NIGHT BENEFIT Live music from Jahmajiand Majestic Revelations means money for Orun’schildren’s travel program. 8pm-1am. Orun Center ofCultural Arts, 1401-B Cedar, 731-4584. Donationsappreciated. www.projectabundantlife.org.` DANCE MIX DANCE PARTY DJ Mary brings it:all music, all styles, all dance. 10pm. Lipstick24,606 E. Seventh, 474-2950.` SUPERDUPER This Missy Elliott one-timeexclusive comes courtesy of the Mouthfeelers, yafeel it? 10pm. Cheer Up Charlie’s, 1104 E. Sixth,431-2133.VENUS VELVET VARIETY HOUR There’s talk of atheatrical setup involving a judge and several ladiesshimmying for their freedom, but we imagine it’s justan excuse for the thrills, chills, and little blue pillsthat come with the burlesque arts. 10pm. Momo’s,618 W. Sixth, 479-8848. $10. www.momosclub.com.` DJ CECE GARCIA Twice a week, this SA DJ hitsthe mixer at Austin’s newest gay bar. Wednesdaysand Saturdays. Hush, 408 Congress, 299-0833.hushoncongress@gmail.com.w BOOTS VS. BADGES CHALLENGE (SeeThursday, 7/14.)CHRISTMAS IN JULY CRAFT SHOW (See Friday.)d DUCKS VS. SQUIRRELS (See Thursday,7/14.)` 69 LOVE SCENES (See Thursday, 7/14.)ART OPENINGS (See Visual Arts.)Arthouse at the Jones CenterSPECIAL SCREENINGS (See Film Listings.)Company @ Alamo Lamar, 1:45pmRed Dawn @ Paramount, 6:50pmMUSIC (See Music Listings.)Iceage Emo’sMatthew Ryan Cactus CafeMonarchs CD Release Swan DiveDave Alvin & the Guilty Ones Continental ClubSUNDAY 17w ETHICAL SOCIETY OF AUSTIN Is ittoo matchy-matchy if the Ethical Societydiscusses ethical dilemmas? Nah. 10:30am.5555 N. Lamar Ste. L-137. Free. www.esoa.org.` ALTAR YOUR LIFE with love and beauty. It’s analtar-building workshop with Shelda Lindsey. 4pm.Elysium, 705 Red River, 478-2979. $20 for materials.the.seven.keys@hotmail.com.` FAJITA & RITA SUNDAYS El Sol y La Lunacateredfajita bar? Free? You don’t have to tell ustwice! Sundays, 4pm. Hush, 408 Congress, 299-0833.` DERRICK BARRY’S BRITNEY One show only!Las Vegas’ show grrrrrrl Derrick Barry (of America’sGot Talent) does Ms. Spears. 8pm. Oilcan Harry’s,211 W. Fourth, 320-8823.` HELLO LOVERS, QUIN GALAVIS, TWILIGHTHOTEL Three beauties for five bones. Oh, Austin!8pm. Antone’s, 213 W. Fifth, 320-8424. $5.` SUNDAY SUPER SHOW features hottie AlexisMat eo from RuPaul’s Drag Race among a cast of localcharacters. Start your engines! 10pm. Charlie’s Aus tin,1301 Lavaca, 474-6481. www.charliesaustin.com.` RAINBOW RIVER TAKE OVER Our pals at SanMarcos’ Rainbow Night plan to have their way withthe river, tube-style. The daylong adventure willstart at Sewell Park and end at Rio Vista. 10am-7pm. Sewell Park, 630 E. Hopkins, San Marcos,512/245-8263. www.facebook.com/rainbownight.` RED QUEER Anti-capitalist and pro-sexual? Signus up (Facebook: Redqueer). If you dig that onestruggle is tied to other struggles, then you prollylook real good in red. (Don’t tell the Repubs theystole the commie color, ’k?) First and third Sundays,3pm. Bernadette’s, 2039 Airport.d DUCKS VS. SQUIRRELS (See Thursday, 7/14.)d PETER PAN (See Saturday.)` ALTERNATIVE LIFE ON EARTH (See Saturday.)SPECIAL SCREENINGS (See Film Listings.)Captain America @ Alamo Ritz, 10:15pmCompany @ Alamo Lamar, 1:45pmThe Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Acrossthe Eighth Dimension @ Alamo Ritz, 7pmMUSIC (See Music Listings.)Zlam Dunk Lake TravisRay Price Paramount TheatreThe Coathangers MohawkMONDAY 18` FREE CONFIDENTIAL HIV TESTINGHey, youths ages 14-23! Are you navigatingthe tricky waters of your burgeoning sea of sexuality?Get tested! You may also gain financial incentives forbringing a friend in to get tested, too, at these free,weekly KYSS program screenings. Every Monday,4:30-6:30pm. Out Youth, 909 E. 49½, 419-1233. Free.monrovia@outyouth.org, www.outyouth.org.ART AUCTION FOR HAITI Shelters InternationalDisaster Response has received artworks madefrom Haitians now living in permanent homes, andit’s your chance to help this nonprofit by biddingon the paintings. 5:30-7:30pm. Vino Vino, 4119Guadalupe, 608-2035. www.sheltersinternational.org.FOOD FOR THOUGHT: RELIGIOUS CHILDMALTREATMENT Author Janet Heimlich discussesher book Breaking Their Will, which sheds light onthe dark side of faith. 7pm. Trinity United MethodistChurch, 4001 Speedway, 459-5835. Free.www.meetup.com/cfiaustin.` SAMBA SOCIAL UNDER THE STARS: CAPCITY QS Trust us. This is worth the trek to deepSouth Austin. The Hummingbird House is a gorgeousspread and the perfect place to connect withpotential friends, lovers, or networkers. Dress inyour gayest for the Samba de Janeiro theme. GayPlace highly endorses. (Women are encouraged toattend.) 7-10pm. Hummingbird House, 12805 ArroyoDoble Dr., Manchaca, 934-0201. Free.jonas@capitalcityqsocials.com, www.capitalcityqsocials.com.Sunday morning- 9:45am / Wednesday- 7:45pm / Friday-7:45pmat Galaxy Studios 1700 S. Lamar, Suite 338 (in rear of the Business Plaza)www.DancingTogether.orgJewelry by Artists ExhibitionSaturday July 1612-6pm One Day Only!Free to AttendGALLERY BLACK LAGOONat GALLERY BLACK LAGOONContemporary Art Gallery & Event Space in Hyde Park4301 A. Guadalupe StreetFeaturing J Guild Designs Claire BuckJasmine Turner Fat Cat Studio Lisa LinbruggerPake Stephens Vanessa NicoleLindsay Hendrickswww.galleryblacklagoon.comComplimentaryCupcakes & Cocktails!STEER HERE, QUEERSaustinchronicle.com/gayplacebloga u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 15, 2011 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 51

CALENDAR ( COMMUNITY SPORTS ARTS FILM MUSIC) LIS TINGS` DJ CECE GARCIA (See Saturday.)THEATRE (See Arts Listings.)Get Yourself Into Trouble: The ApocalypseSalvage Vanguard TheaterSPECIAL SCREENINGS (See Film Listings.)Holiday @ Paramount, 7pmPhase 7 @ Barton Creek Square, 10pmTexas Filmmakers Showcase 2011 @ AustinStudios Screening Room, 7, 9pmThe African Queen @ Paramount, 9pmThe Spirit of the Beehive @ Windsor Park Library,6:30pmTosca @ CM Cedar Park, Hill Country Galleria,Southpark Meadows, Tinseltown North, 6:30pmMUSIC (See Music Listings.)Eels Stubb’sThe Wooden Birds MohawkRestavrant Continental ClubTHURSDAY 21| GREENBELT VOLUNTEER DAY (SEE SATURDAY) | MS. ’SPLOSION MAN RELEASE PARTY (SEE SATURDAY)TAPESTRY SINGERS BIG SING Have you everwanted to sing with a women’s chorus, if only for anight? Celebrate womanhood and the art of song atthis no-pressure sing-along. 7-9pm. All Faiths Chapel,Austin State Hospital, 4110 Guadalupe, Austin. Free.www.tapestrysingers.org.w PHENOMENOLOGY AND SUSTAINABILITY Callto RSVP and have your mind blown by Dr. EugeneTaylor as he drops his knowledge of consciousness,empiricism, and self-realization on you. This nuggetof braininess is brought to you by the Center forMaximum Potential Building Systems. 8pm. CMPBS,8604 FM 969, 928-4786. $15 suggested donation.www.cmpbs.org.SPECIAL SCREENINGS (See Film Listings.)Rabbit-Proof Fence @ University Hills Library, 6:30pmBest of the 48-Hour Film Project Alamo Ritz, 7pmRush: Beyond the Lighted Stage Alamo Ritz, 10pmMUSIC (See Music Listings.)Slutever Red 7TUESDAY 19w SMALL BUSINESS DEVELOPMENTCLASSES City officials help local businessesfind the resources they need at these weeklymeetups. Whether you’re just thinking about startinga business or already have one, this class is for you.Go online or call to register. Tuesdays, 9-10:30am.201 E. Second, 974-7800. Free. www.austinsmallbiz.org.` LISTEN TO OUTCAST! Tweak your knobs to91.7FM: It’s OutCast with Stephen Rice and friends.Listen as they welcome and grill guests from everyband of the rainbow. KOOP = queer, yo! Tuesdays,6-7pm. KOOP Radio 91.7FM. www.koop.org,www.outcastaustin.com.` TUESDAYS GONE WILD It’s a mind-bogglingarray and buffet: steak, chocolate, and coed strippers.Enjoy a filet (or chicken breast) with all the fixin’s.Save room for chocolate, courtesy of the UnitedCourt. Then stay late for Jamé Perry’s original amateurstrip-off. Now: co-ed. You read right: gentlemenand ladies. And everyone across the skew. Tuesdays,SUBMISSION INFORMATION:The Austin Chronicle is published every Thursday. Infois due the Monday of the week prior to the issue date. Thedeadline for the July 29 issue is Monday, July 18. Includename of event, date, time, location, price, phone number(s),a description, and any available photos or artwork. IncludeSASE for return of materials.Send submissions to the attention of the appropriate writer(see roster below). Mail to the Chronicle, PO Box 49066,Austin, TX 78765; fax, 458-6910; or email:52 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m6pm. Charlie’s Austin, 1301 Lavaca, 474-6481.www.charliesaustin.com.w SUSTAINABLE FOOD LECTURES AT THELIBRARY Learn to make nutritious food without sappingthe Earth’s resources. This session focuseson the local food system. 7pm. Yarborough BranchLibrary, 2200 Hancock, 974-7400. Free.www.cityofaustin.org/library.` LAVENDER NIGHTS It’s a Red River twofer asMistress Stephanie throws a bash right next toTuezgayz and the clubs let you saunter back andforth between the patios. Yay! Tuesdays, 10:30pm.Swan Dive, 615 Red River. www.mistressandkitty.com.d AUSTIN BAT CAVE FOR KIDS WORKSHOPSVillains, Sidekicks & Damsels in Distress (for ages10-14). Tue.-Thu., July 19-21, 1-3pm. Austin Bat Cave,1807 W. 11th, 524-1489. www.austinbatcave.org.` TUEZGAYZ It’s so fun to park it on the north wallof the bar and watch the veritable hipster Bay of Fundyflood the place once the 11pm tide rolls in. Dang.Tuesdays, 10pm. Barbarella, 615 Red River, 476-7766.www.barbarellaaustin.com, www.theglitoris.tumblr.com.SPECIAL SCREENINGS (See Film Listings.)Holiday @ Paramount, 9:10pmTerrorvision @ Alamo Ritz, 9:50pmThe African Queen @ Paramount, 7pmThe Double Life of Veronique @ Alamo Lamar, 7pmWEDNESDAY 20SPAY/NEUTER CLINIC FOR STRAY CATSDo your neighborhood a favor and getthe strays around your house vaccinated, sterilized,treated for fleas, and dewormed. Every Wednesdayand Thursday, 6:30-8:30am. Austin Humane Society,124 W. Anderson, 646-7387. Free.www.austinhumanesociety.org/ferals.d ASO: CHILDREN’S DAY ART PARK Learn aboutthe Austin Symphony Orchestra and its variousinstruments (and performers), take part in arts &crafts, listen to storytellers, and more. Why not playa tune yourself at the instrument petting zoo? Thisweek features the musical antics of Austin’s favoriteKate X Messer (Gay Place): gayplace@austinchronicle.com.Mark Fagan (Sports): gameplans@austinchronicle.com.James Renovitch (everything else):calendar@austinchronicle.com.For FAQs and an online submission form, go toaustinchronicle.com/commform.Questions? Contact Wayne Alan Brenner, Listings editor,454-5766 or brenner@austinchronicle.com.farming siblings, the Biscuit Brothers. Through July27. Wednesdays, 9:30-11:30am. Symphony Square,1101 Red River, 476-6064. 50 cents per child; free foradults accompanying a child. www.austinsymphony.org.IMPLEMENTING TOBACCO-FREE HOUSINGCONFERENCE Austin Travis County Integral Careshares its knowledge of our area’s Live Tobacco Freeefforts with local housing orgs and others interestedin this initiative. Register online. 10am-2pm. AT&TConference Center, 1900 University Ave., 804-3459.Free. www.integralcare.org.WOMEN IN COMMUNICATIONS MEETING Hosted bythe Association for Women in Communications, thismeeting features a panel of experts discussing newmedia and the law. Register online. 11:30am-1pm. UTClub, Darrell K. Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium, sixthfloor, 2108 E. Robert Dedman. $50 ($40, members).www.awcaustin.org.NORWOOD PARK COMMUNITY INPUT MEETINGAustin Parks and Recreation wants help from thepublic to prioritize issues and bring this neighborhoodpark back to life. 6pm. Mexican AmericanCultural Center, 600 River, 974-6745. Free.www.cityofaustin.org/parks/norwoodtract.htm.5604 MANOR OPEN HOUSE See what this communitycenter has to offer and what they’ve been up tothis past year. We reckon Austin is a better place forit. 6:30-8pm. 5604 Manor Rd., candace@workersdefense.org. Free.` CONFERENCE CALL: LGBT YOUTH When kidsare kicked out of their homes for being who they are,where do you think they end up? How do we addresshomelessness in queer youth of color? Call in to thisaction-driven conference line to get in on the conversation.6:30pm. Conference number: 219/509-8222.Code: 387263. Allgo office number: 472-2001. Free.queersourceaustin@allgo.org, www.allgo.org.INTERNATIONAL SOCIALIST ORGANIZATIONMEETING This group has its thumbs in several socialjustice pies, including labor, LGBT and women’s rights,and more. Equality haters can stay home. MostWednesdays, 7pm. Genuine Joe Coffeehouse, 2001 W.Anderson, 220-1576. Free. austinsocialist@hotmail.com.` QUIZZNESS Join Quizmaster Lois and the gangfor another rousing round of memorized minutiaeand some damn fine south-of-the-border (and river)grub. Every third Wednesday, 7pm. Nueva Onda, 2218College Ave., 447-5063. www.nuevaaustin.com.` KARAOKE WITH KRAMER Croon with theKrame, or whatever nickname you want to call him.Wednesdays, 9:30pm. Iron Bear, 121 W. Eighth. Free.` OPEN MIC WITH JULIE Julie provides the forum(and sometimes a beer); you provide the guts. Getout there and warble your 15 minutes of fame, rockstar. Wednesdays, 10pm. Waterloo Ice House,9600 S. I-35, 292-7900. www.tellingstoriesmusic.com.d AUSTIN BAT CAVE FOR KIDS WORKSHOPS(See Tuesday.)w GET A JUMP START ON GRANTREPORTING Get your goals and gameplan in order before you apply for that grant. Thecity of Austin is here to help. Register online. 9amnoon.Cultural Arts Division Offices, 201 E. Second,974-9316. Free. www.cityofaustin.org/nextlevel.COMMUNITY FOR CASA Fifteen percent of yourhappy hour drinks and noms purchases go to CASAof Travis County. Did we mention that happy hour isfour hours long? Delicious. 5:30-9:30pm. Abel’s onthe Lake, 3825 Lake Austin Blvd. #201. www.casatravis.org/CommunityforCASA.aspx.TEXAS GREEN NETWORK MIXER Interested inmaking your city more sustainable or meeting likemindedpeople? Reps from local green businessesand orgs share their experiences and advice.Email to RSVP, and make that dream a reality.5:30-8:30pm. Austin Energy, 721 Barton Springs Rd.Free. rsvp@texasgreennetwork.org,www.texasgreennetwork.org.MAMMO MIXERS Manicures, refreshments, and, ohyeah, mammograms. Call to RSVP. 6pm. The BreastCenter at St. David’s Medical Center, 919 E. 32nd#111, 544-8803. Free. www.stdavids.com.ST. JOHN/CORONADO HILLS NEIGHBORHOODMEETING Have you been keeping up with the St.John neighborhood drama? Neither have we. But ifyou live there, you should get involved in these publicplanning sessions. The fate of your ’hood dependson it. 6:30-8:30pm. Virginia L. Brown RecreationCenter, 7500 Blessing, 974-7865. Free. www.cityofaustin.org/planning/neighborhood/sj_ch.htm.SUSTAINABLE FOOD LECTURES AT THE LIBRARYLearn to make nutritious food without sapping theEarth’s resources. This session focuses on gardeningand composting. 7pm. Yarborough Library,2200 Hancock, 974-7400. Free.www.cityofaustin.org/library.` GINGER LEIGH The little lady with the big voicehits the lake. 9pm. Uncle Billy’s Brew & Que at LakeTravis, 6550 Comanche Trail, Ste. B-201, 266-0111.www.gleigh.com.` GIRLZ WITH GUNZ Austin’s first all-girl arm wrestlingcompetition. Vagina cupcakes, a Slip ’N Slide,and DJs Cap’N Tits & DiscoTits keep you flexing.Email in advance with your stats to compete. 10pm.Cheer Up Charlie’s, 1104 E. Sixth, 431-2133.girlfriendproductions@gmai​l.com.` MOUTHFEEL Mmmmmmmmm ... feel it rollaround so deliciously between your teeth and tongue.Now on alternating Thursdays. 10pm. Cheer UpCharlie’s, 1104 E. Sixth, 431-2133. Free.www.facebook.com/home.php#!/mouthfeelatx.d FAMILY FUN NIGHTS (See Thursday, 7/14.)` 69 LOVE SCENES (See Thursday, 7/14.)` ARE YOU WORTH A MILLION IN PRIZES? (SeeThursday, 7/14.)d AUSTIN BAT CAVE FOR KIDS WORKSHOPS(See Tuesday.)` KARAOKE WITH MURRAH (See Thursday, 7/14.)

CALENDAR ( COMMUNITY SPORTS ARTS FILM MUSIC) LIS TINGSSPECIAL SCREENINGS (See Film Listings.)Holiday @ Paramount, 9:10pmSweet Bird of Youth @ Prothro Theater at HarryRansom Center, 7pmThe African Queen @ Paramount, 7pmMUSIC (See Music Listings.)Cindy HeadhuntersMexicans With Guns Beauty BarDwight Yoakam Moody Theaterongoing25 YEARS OF SXSW MUSIC Documents,photos, posters, and A/V clips tell the storyof a developing festival and the effort to brandAustin as the live music capital of the world. ThroughJuly 31. Austin History Center, 810 Guadalupe,974-7480. Free. www.cityofaustin.org/library.` AGBL: ALL-WOMEN COMPETITIVE TEAM Yo,(basket)ballers, it’s forming now. Staff and playersbeing recruited now. Email: 1) What position(s)?2) Experience-level (coaching and/or playing)? 3)Availability (days/times)? 4) Confirm you are over18! info@atxgbl.com, www.atxgbl.com.` BEARRACUDA PRE-PARTY Bearracuda andBear Ups party people host this pre-party the nightbefore the big battery of Bearracuda at the ND. Fri.,July 22, 9pm. Iron Bear, 121 W. Eighth. Free.matt@bearracuda.com, www.bearracuda.com/austin.COMPUTER TRAINING CLASSES Your esteemedpublic library system offers yet another serviceto the community: adult computer classes coveringeverything from the basics to finding a jobonline. Classes are held in various languages, withsome requiring registration beforehand. Go onlinefor a complete schedule and additional details.974-7400. Free. www.cityofaustin.org/library.w EMERGENCY HOMEOWNERS’ LOAN PRO-GRAM is for people on the verge of foreclosure.You could be eligible for $50,000 in federal cash.Call or go online and see just how treacherous thehoops you’ll have to jump through are. Applicationswill be accepted through July 22. 877/417-8272.www.ehlptexas.org.` ET IS MOVING AND NEEDS YOU As of Aug. 1,Equality Texas will be relocating here in Austin.Throughout the month of July, they need some helpgussying up. Get out your work boots and comegussy. Call for work dates/times throughout themonth of July. Equality Texas, PO Box 2340, Austin,78768-2340, 474-5475. daniel@equalitytexas.org.FAMILY ELDERCARE FAN DRIVE Help ensure thatthe elderly keep cool during the dog days by donatinga fan. Call or go online for a list of donationdrop-off locations. Through July 31. Family Eldercare,2210 Hancock, 459-4326. www.familyeldercare.org.FOOD FOR FAMILIES DRIVE You have threeoptions to help KEYE and Randalls collect nonperishablefoods for the Capital Area Food Bank: bringgoods into any Randalls store, buy a premade bagof items to donate at those stores, or purchase a$1 or $5 donation at checkout. July 15-31. Austinarea Randalls. www.austinfoodbank.org/events.HOST AN EXCHANGE STUDENT Several organizationsare seeking caring homes for internationalstudents in the upcoming school year: contact STSFoundation (800/522-4678, www.stsfoundation.org),Terra Lingua (866/540-4029, www.terralinguausa.org), World Heritage (800/888-9040, www.worldheritage.org),SHARE Southwest (800/941-3738,www.sharesouthwest.org); Kennedy-Lugar YESStudents (240/529-4621, www.exchanges.state.gov/youth); Aspect Foundation (800/US-YOUTH,www.aspectfoundation.org); or AFS InterculturalPrograms (800/AFS-INFO, www.afs.org).MEALS ON WHEELS AND MORE VOLUNTEERSare desperately needed as temperatures rise,creating an increased demand for the nonprofit’sservices. Go online for details, or call to volunteer.476-6325 x131. www.mealsonwheelsandmore.org/volunteer.NEIGHBORHOOD HABITAT CHALLENGE Get theneighborhood organized, and start making youryard more hospitable to wildlife. If your neighborhoodends up with the largest number of certifiedwildlife habitats … well, nothing happens, but youget a sense of well-being from a job well done.Through Nov. 15. 974-4009. www.keepaustinwild.com.ONLINE BUDGET FORUM The city is looking tocut $9.8 million from the budget for 2012. Wannahelp? Offer suggestions and discussion topicsonline, and get the money-saving party started. Wesuggest replacing cops and firefighters with onegiant, inexpensive, multipurpose superrobot andreopening the Trail of Lights. www.speakupaustin.org.d ORGANIC GARDENS AVAILABLE Get thekids thinking sustainable and organic while they’reyoung. There are openings for kids between theages of 2 and 4 to learn about gardening and helpingthe Earth. 4300 Mount Vernon Dr., 707-8635.www.rondasgarden.net.` QUEER YOUTH MEDIA PROJECT 2011 HeyQ-youth: Sign up now for this two-week aGLIFF & OYintensive workshop to tell your story in film. Program:July 18-29. Out Youth, 909 E. 49½, 302-9889.Program is entirely scholarship-based. Apply with anemail. info@agliff.org, www.agliff.org/qymp.SOLAR SYSTEM REBATE BONUS The math getsa bit tricky, but if you’re thinking of installing solarpanels on your home, now might be the time. Withthe city’s rebate and federal tax credits, you mightonly pay $7,000 for a $25,000 system – unless weforgot to carry the one. Go online or call for a professionalestimate. 482-5346. www.austinenergy.com.TALK TIME features conversation practice forEnglish-language learners hoping to fine-tune theirskills in a nonthreatening atmosphere. Call orgo online for a schedule of times and locations.974-7400. www.cityofaustin.org/library.` TEXAS EXES LGBT NETWORK Connect withfellow Horns o’plenty from all stripes of our purdy,purdy rainbow. 471-3584. acosta@alumni.utexas.edu,www.texasexes.org/lgbt.` THE RETURN OF RAINBOW NIGHT! Hey, SanMarcos! Hey, Bobcats! It’s back. Long live RainbowNight! Fri., July 29, 9pm. Gold Crown Billiards, 205W. San Antonio St., San Marcos, 512/754-7665.upcoming` LEZ GO CAMPING The Lez Go Tubingmamas kick it up to a higher level. Reserveyour campsite now. Check their FB page fordetails. Sat., July 23, 6pm. Paradise Canyon, 2220County Road 2615, Rio Medina. $50 per carload,cash only. 830/751-9911, www.facebook.com/lezgotubing, www.paradisecanyon.​com.` BEARRACUDA AUSTIN Welcome S.F./L.A. DJSteve Sherwood to the dense-packed den of furry,bust-a-gut iniquity along with the requisite massages,photobooth, and enough snacks to satisfy …well, a bear. Sat., July 23, 9pm. ND at 501 Studios,501 N. I-35, 485-3001. $15 ($10, advance).www.bearracuda.com/austin.` SOUND OF MUSIC SING-ALONG How do yousolve a problem like lack of AIDS awareness?Perhaps singing “How Do You Solve a Problem LikeMaria,” might be the first step. It sure can’t hurt.Sat., July 30. Paramount Theatre, 713 Congress,472-5470. $45 or $75 pair. www.asaustin.org.MEET THE LENDER BUSINESS LOAN FAIRWhether you’re looking to expand or start a business,you can’t do much without a lender. Meet,network, learn about the lending process, andimpress would-be lenders with your airtight businessplan. Thu., Aug. 4, 3-7pm. Palmer EventsCenter, 900 Barton Springs Rd., 974-7800. Free.www.austinsmallbiz.com/MeetTheLender.` BEARS ON THE GUADALUPE WEEKEND It’sthe Grrrrrr Splash, a multi-city Texas bear weekendfrom Austin to San Antone, via a big, fat, bear-sizedinner tube. More info to come. Fri.-Sun., Aug. 19-21.Austin to San Antonio, 972/904-2619. $45 for tube,barbecue, and T-shirt. bearsontheguadalupe@gmail.com, www.regonline.com/bearsontheguadalupe.CITYWORKS ACADEMY pulls back the curtain onthe inner workings of Austin’s municipal governmentthrough hands-on sessions with various cityorganizations. Deadline to apply: Aug. 8. Tuesdays,Sept. 13-Nov. 29. www.cityofaustin.org/cityworks.sportsGotBY MARK FAGANItalian Stallion ChallengeEntering Austin’s burgeoning trailer food sceneis Way South Philly, located at Sixth and Waller.It offersauthenticPhilly-stylecheesesteakswith a Rockytheme and willbe celebratingits three-monthanniversarythis Friday witha Philly cheesesteakeatingcontest dubbed the Italian Stallion Challenge.Contestants have 36 minutes to finish off a hugeroll equivalent to four Balboa cheese steaksstuffed with the works: steak, peppers, onions,mushrooms, jalapenos, and tots drenched with“The Whiz.” The winner will be crowned “TheChamp” and, best of all, will get to create andname a steak sandwich and have a portrait onWay South Philly’s Wall of Fame. Quite an honorindeed. Fri., July 15, 7pm. Way South Philly, E. Sixth& Waller, 771-6969. Free.soccer watchBY NICK BARBAROIt’s been a glorious Women’s World Cup thusfar, and I’ll be shocked if the quality of play dropsany in Sunday’s final between the United Statesand Japan, though it may be hard to match thedrama of the last few games. Unless you’ve beenhiding under a rock, you’ve seen or heard theU.S. story: Abby Wambach’s stunning headerSunday to tie Brazil in the 122nd minute – extratime of overtime, the latest goal ever scored inany World Cup – after the U.S. had been awoman down for almost an hour. Outspoken divagoalkeeper Hope Solo got her close-up as well,saving two penalty kicks: one cruelly called backfor a phantom infraction and one that wound upwinning the game in the PK shoot-out. This stuffcould not be scripted.Wambach got the game-winner late in Wednesday’ssemifinal as well, on a similarly powerfulheader, and the Americans eased past France,3-1. But that final score was certainly flattering fora game France dominated for long stretches, asthe U.S. struggled to put two passes together.Japan, on the other hand, has been a revelation,completely frustrating the favored host Germansfor 120 minutes in the quarterfinal. Their shortpassing,ball-control game will run the U.S. midfieldragged; the U.S. claims to be the fittest teamin the tournament, and they’ll need every bit ofthat Sunday to get any sort of ball possession.Can they do that and press their speed and sizeadvantage in attack? Will the U.S. defenders avoidgiving up free kicks around the goal area forJapanese sharpshooter Aya Miyama? Is Japanreally “the Barcelona of women’s fútbol”? Tune into find out: Sunday, July 17, 1:45pm on ESPN. (TheSweden vs. France third-place game is Saturday,July 16, 10:30am on ESPN2.)listingsa sporting eventyou’d like to see listed inThe Austin Chronicle? Submityour sporty happening online ataustinchronicle.com/commform.THE MAIN EVENTw ANARCHY CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLINGIt’s wrestling. It’s at Mohawk. It’s badass. FromInnocence to Insanity 5 will feature the ACWHeavyweight Championship match betweenDavey Vega and Jaykus Plisken as well theACW Hardcore Championship match, the ACWTelevision Championship match, and more.Sun., July 17, 5:15pm. Mohawk, 912 Red River,482-8404. $15, front row; $10, general admission.www.anarchychampionshipwrestling.com.THE HOME TEAMSw TEXAS RANGERS OPEN TRYOUTS Do youhave what it takes to suit up alongside JoshHamilton and Ian Kinsler? Now’s your chanceto find out. You could be like the guy from TheRookie. Nondrafted, noncontracted playersbetween the ages of 16 and 25 are eligible.Wed., July 20, 7am-3pm. Dell Diamond, 3400 E.Palm Valley Blvd., Round Rock, 512/255-2255.w ROUND ROCK EXPRESS For more onthe Express, see the Chronicle Sports blog ataustinchronicle.com/sports. Vs. New Orleans:Mon.-Thu., July 18-21, 7:05pm. Dell Diamond,3400 E. Palm Valley Blvd., Round Rock,512/255-2255. $6-30. www.roundrockexpress.com.w TEXAS ROLLERGIRLS The all-star Texecutionerswelcome the Denver Roller Dolls all-star squadto town. Live music from Ringo Deathstarr willentertain fans before the first bout and at halftime.For more, see austinchronicle.com/sports.Sat., July 16, 6pm (5pm doors). Austin ConventionCenter, 500 E. Cesar Chavez, 404-4000. $15; $12,advance; free, kids under 12. www.txrollergirls.com.RUNS, WALKS, & RIDESCALEB 5K RUN Sat., July 16, 8am. ShorelineChurch, 15201 Burnet Rd., 310-2244. $20 timed;5K Fun Run ($5 for ages up to 14, $20 for ages 15and up); $20 wheelchair. www.shoreline.net.VERN’S NO FRILLS 5K NO. 28 Sat., July 16, 8am.Berry Springs Park & Preserve, 1801 CR 152,George town. $1. www.noexcusesrunning.com.SUNSTROKE SUMMER STAMPEDE RACE NO.11 Wed., July 20, 8pm. Brushy Creek Park, 3300Brushy Creek Rd., Cedar Park, 512/401-2554. $10.www.summerstampede.com.DOG DAYS 4 MILER Sat., July 16, 8am. LandaPark, New Braunfels, 830/708-2991. $20, early;$25, race day; $15, kids K. www.athleteguild.com.GUIDED HIKE AT NALLE BUNNY RUN WILDLIFEPRESERVE Guided birding and nature hikes heldevery third Saturday of the month. Sat, July 16,9-11am. Nalle Bunny Run Wildlife Preserve, 4615Bunny Run. www.hillcountryconservancy.org.TRES BURRITOS RIDE Three separate but simultaneousrides, leave from different Bicycle SportShop locations. 517 S. Lamar; 10947 Research;9900 W. Parmer. Sat., July 16, 8am. 477-3472.$20. www.bicyclesportshop.com.SPLASH FOR CASH 2011 benefits Austin StateSupported Living Center. Sat., July 16, 8am. Youcan swim at any of four Austin pools: Dick Nichols,Murchison, Balcones, or Givens. Donations accepted.374-6048. www.ausslcfriends.org.WILD CARDSFIREFIGHTER OLYMPICS Texas’ finest firefightersconverge in Round Rock for a week of friendlycompetition. Events include soccer, disc golf, bowling,darts, softball … 18 in all; see website for fullschedule. Sun.-Fri., July 17-22. Various locations inRound Rock. Free. www.texasfirefighterolympics.com.YOUTH BASKETBALL CAMP Neighborhood Sportsand the Austin Toros host this youth basketballclinic open to kids in fourth through ninth grades.Mon.-Fri., July 18-22, 9am-5pm. Gorzycki MiddleSchool, 7412 W. Slaughter. $249 full day; $150half day. www.toroshomecourt.com/summercamp.KING OF THE HILL ADVENTURE RACE will includea 2-3 mile trail run, 7-14 miles of mountain biking,two miles of paddling, as well as a few “mysteryevents.” Sat., July 16, 8am. Reveille Peak Ranch,105 CR 114, Burnet, 972/966-1300. $75, solo;$150, two-person team. www.terrafirmaracing.com.a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 15, 2011 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 53

artslistingsSee him sitting there, this artistic directorof Hyde Park Theatre, this relentlessproducer of plays, this perennial mouthpieceof monologues. See him sitting there, grayagainst the gray. His shirt is white with verticalgray stripes, camouflaging him into thesubtle shades dripping on the background;his jeans are faded to a sort of gray; and hisonce-black hair – because Webster’s beendoing this sort of thing, and doing it exceedinglywell, for almost three decades – is alsostreaked with shoulder-length gray.What’s colorful, always, is what the man’sgot to say, and this time it’s in the voice ofan Irish thug who’s the terrorizing musclefor a small-time crime boss over there in thedark, pub-filled heart of the Emerald Isle.(Conor McPherson wrote this hourlong piece,the same award-winning McPherson who providedthe words for Webster’s previous soloshow, St. Nicholas. Because the Port Arthuractor has this, well, this thing, it seems, forwriters who are Irish or Canadian. To be afan of Webster is to be a member of theMc-Mac Club.)But so this thug. He gets himself into asituation, see, where a fellow he was supposedto merely threaten winds up shot andkilled. And now the thug’s got to kidnap theman’s widow and kid. He’s on the lam fromThe Good ThiefHyde Park Theatre, 511 W. 43rd, 479-7529www.hydeparktheatre.comThrough Aug. 6Running time: 1 hr.The lights come up, briefly, before you turn this page:Kenneth Wayne Webster on a dull gray stage.54 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o mboth the Irish authorities and the torpedo ofhis treacherous boss. And did we mentionthat the thug’s former girlfriend broke hisheart months ago by ditching him to shackup with that very boss? The thug mentionsit. Oh, he mentions it a lot. It’s one of severalthings eating at his rough heart from theinside out.I’m not going to get into my own wholething here about how Webster and HPT byextension occupy a unique and necessaryniche in the local theatre scene, about howthey’re this solid island of otherness in achoppy sea made of groundbreaking originalstage works, slick and polished Broadwaystylehits, and crappy community theatre.I’ll just say that I’ve come to expect certainqualities from the man and what he choosesto do, either solo or with his protean stableof actors. And The Good Thief delivers thatjust as well – oh, flawlessly, I’d reckon – asWebster delivers this unsettling and strangelypoignant monologue.You like those crime movies from acrossthe pond, friend? You like cinematic upheavalslike Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrelsand The Long Good Friday? You’re gonna lovethis shit here almost as much as you lovea pint after a good shag with that leggy birdfrom down the way. – Wayne Alan BrennertheatreOPENINGUPON A MIDNIGHT DREARY The Last Act TheatreCompany presents staged adaptations of Poe’s “TheConqueror Worm,” “The Cask of Amontillado,” and “TheTell-Tale Heart.” July 14-23. Thu.-Sat., 8pm. Manos deCristo, 4911 Harmon. $15. www.lastacttheater.com.ENCRYPTION Stephen Pruitt returns to the stage inhis first solo show since 2006, conjuring brilliance fromtales of late-night DJs, flying monsters and UFOs, secretcodes, short wave radios, and death. See “Encryption,”p.31, for more. Recommended. Fri.-Sat., July 15-30,8pm. Salvage Vanguard Theater, 2803 Manor Rd.,474-7886. $15. www.encryption.eventbrite.com.DI[VERGE] One woman, two paths: The VestigeGroup presents a play written and directed by SusieGidseg, starring Evelyn LaLonde, Kylie Baker, andAaron Black, abetted by a live band led by JustinBoyle. “What hold do our choices have on our futureand do they define us, or do we define them?” July15-31. Fri.-Sat., 8pm; Sun., 5pm. Dougherty ArtsCenter, 1110 Barton Springs Rd., 474-8497. $15-25.www.vestigegroup.org.GRRL ACTION Original works for the stage based onthe life experiences of (and performed by) the studentsof Rude Mechs’ Grrl Action Summer Workshop. Sat.-Sun., July 16-17, 4pm. The Off Center, 2211-A Hidalgo,476-7833. Free. www.rudemechs.com.THE BEST OF EVERYTHING: SUPERHEROES TheInstitution Theatre continues to explore (and decide)what’s the best of various types of things. Who’s thebest superhero will be decided via debates, games,sketches, and improv from some of the smartest,funniest, and most geeky minds in town. Led, ofcourse, by that fearless front-facer Asaf Ronen. Sun.July 17, 7pm. The HighBall, 1142 S. Lamar, 383-8309.$5. www.thehighball.com.THE ENCYCLOPEDIA SHOW: THE CIRCUS Yes, thecircus, explicated and celebrated by hosts RalphieHardesty and Mike Graupmann and their lively cohortof factcheckers, pundits, and performers. Good timesand knowledges! Thu., July 21, 8pm. ND at 501 Studios,501 N. I-35, 485-3001. $6. www.ndvenue.com.THE IMAGINARY INVALID Moliere’s classic merrygo-roundof misplaced desires and hidden agendasamong outlandish characters drives this fresh new takeon skewering the health care crisis. Directed by KarenSneed for City Theatre. July 21-Aug. 14. Thu.-Sat., 8pm;Sun., 5:30pm. City Theatre, 3823-D Airport, 524-2870.$15-25 ($10, Thursdays). www.citytheatreaustin.org.SUMMERSTOCKAUSTIN The seventh annualseries brings rousing productions of The Producers,Urinetown!, and A Year With Frog and Toad to the summerystage. See website for more. July 21-Aug. 7.Long Center for the Performing Arts, 701 W. Riverside,428-1297. $6-25. www.summerstockaustin.org.CLOSINGNO EXIT Chaotic Theatre presents the 1944 existentialistFrench play by Jean-Paul Sartre, about threedeceased characters locked in a room together foreternity. Through July 17. Thu.-Sat., 8pm; Sun., 5pm.Blue Theatre, 916 Springdale, 927-1118. $15.www.chaotictheatre.org.CITY THEATRE: SUMMER ACTS AUSTIN City Theatre’sannual smorgasbord of diverse original performancedraws to a close! See website for more, but here’s thebasics: Tea in Tripoli Bernadette Nason’s tales of lifein Libya circa 1984, from home-made booze and crazyexpatriates to confrontations with the Morality Police.Thu., July 14, 9pm. Sat., July 16, 8pm; Sun., July 17, noon.Captured Rainbow is a song-spiced look at a successfulbusinessman who’s a frustrated musician. Fri., July15, 7pm; Sat., July 16, 4pm. Chanteuse is the musicalstory of two Greenwich Village folk singers and a standupcomic circa 1959. Fri., July 15, 9pm; Sat., July 16,10pm; Sun., July 17, 6pm. Everybody Dies on BurlesonStreet Alex Garza returns with an a cappella rock musicalabout six people in a bar on a Corpus Christi beach.Sat., July 16, 6pm; Sun., July 17, 2pm. I Saw Fire: TheStory of Cowboy Chris Freddy Carnes offers a Texas talltale in which a young cowboy loses his family in a fireand is raised by wolves. Thu., July 14, 7pm; Sat., July 16,noon & 2pm; Sun., July 17, 8pm. A Christmas WithoutPawning or Plasma depicts a college couple who arejobless and live off of student loan refunds and creditcards. Sun., July 17, 4pm. City Theatre, 3823-D Airport,524-2870. $10-15. www.citytheatreaustin.org.TOO MANY HUSBANDS Different Stages presentsSomerset Maugham’s World War I-era comedy ofmanners and mistaken mortality, the whole zany thingdirected by Norman Blumensaadt. Through July 16.Thu.-Sat., 8pm; Sun., 7pm. The Vortex, 2307 Manor Rd.,478-5282. $15-30. www.main.org/diffstages.ONGOINGEPIC! This show sends a group of audience memberson a partly scripted, partly improvised, rather immersiveadventure staged in the manner of old-schoolDungeons & Dragons come to life. Through Sep. 21.Every other Wednesday, 8pm. Highland Mall, secondfloor, Zone C, 6001 Airport. $10. www.lets-get-epic.com.THE NERD The Trinity Street Players present LarryShue’s offbeat comedy about a young architect tryingto dislodge an unwanted houseguest. Lisa Dollardirects. Call for reservations. Through July 24. Fri.-Sat.,7:30pm; Sun., 2:30pm. Black Box Theatre, 901 Trinity.476-2625. Free.THE GOOD THIEF Hyde Park Theatre’s Ken Websterreturns to the stage as Conor McPherson’s smalltimeIrish hood telling the story – by turns funny,touching, and harrowing – of a simple job gone horriblywrong. See review, left. Through Aug. 6. Thu.-Sat.,8pm. Hyde Park Theatre, 511 W. 43rd, 479-PLAY. $19($17, students, seniors, GACA members; pay what youcan, Thursdays). www.hydeparktheatre.com.69 LOVE SCENES Gnap! Theater Projects presentsthis sharp anthology of micro-plays based on theMagnetic Fields’ 69 Love Songs triple-CD classic,with a cast of players so engaging they could makeeven Stephin Merritt unfrown. Directed by AvimaanSyam. Recommended. Through July 23. Thu.-Sat.,8pm. Salvage Vanguard Theater, 2803 Manor Rd.,474-7886. $10. www.gnaptheater.org.THE BOOK OF GRACE This is the first productionof Pulitzer-winning Suzan-Lori Parks’ new work that’sdirected by Parks herself. See what happens in aSouth Texas family when a young man returns home,lured by his stepmother Grace, to reunite with hisfather, a border patrol agent. Through July 24. Wed.-Sat., 8pm; Sun., 2:30pm. Zach Theatre, 1510 Toomey,476-0541 x1. $20-44 (student discounts available).www.zachtheatre.org.HAIRSPRAY! It’s the big musical based on JohnWaters’ movie from back in ’88, here directedby Dave Steakley, with musical direction by AllenRobertson, and a cast fit to sweep you into sockhopheaven. Through Aug. 28. Wed.-Sat., 8pm; Sun.,2:30pm. Zach Theatre, 1510 Toomey, 476-0541.$20-62. www.zachtheatre.org.ZILKER SUMMER MUSICAL: FOOTLOOSE Youremember the movie, right? The way dance busts outin a repressive community? The six degrees of maplecuredbacon? Here’s the live musical version, rightthere on the Zilker hillside. Through Aug. 13. Thu.-Sun.,8:30pm. Zilker Hillside Theater, 2206 William Barton Dr.Free. www.zilker.org.AUDITIONSGODS AND IDOLS Punchkin Repertory Theatre seeksperformers for a staged reading of this new playby Austin playwright Jason Rainey. See website fordetails and appointment. Mon., July 18, 6-9pm. AustinCreative Alliance, 701 Tillery. www.punchkinrep.org.SUBMISSION INFORMATION:The Austin Chronicle is published every Thursday. Info is duethe Monday of the week prior to the issue date. The deadlinefor the July 29 issue is Monday, July 18. Include name ofevent, date, time, location, price, phone number(s), a description,and any available photos or artwork. Include SASE forreturn of materials. Send submissions to the appropriate writer(see below). Mail to the Chronicle, PO Box 49066, Austin,78765; fax, 458-6910; or email:Wayne Alan Brenner, theatre, comedy, visual arts.brenner@austinchronicle.com.Robi Polgar, performance art, dance, classical.dance-classical@austinchronicle.com.Ric Williams, litera. litera@austinchronicle.com.Questions? Contact Wayne Alan Brenner, Listings editor.brenner@austinchronicle.com.We print a sampling of Dance Classes in ourthird issue of each month, but they’re alwaysavailable at austinchronicle.com/dance.

C ALEND AR ( COMMUNITY SPORTS ARTS FILM MUSIC) L I STI N G SGet Yourself Into Trouble:The ApocalypseThis here end-timesentertainment is a partyfrom your friends atTrouble Puppet TheaterCompany, those worthieswho (in conjunction withJim Henson Productions)brought us Upton Sinclair’sThe Jungle and who arecurrently working on theiradaptation of RussellHoban’s Riddley Walker.View part of DoomsdayMachine, hosted byCinematic Titanic’s ownMary Jo Pehl; watch AileenAdler serenade explodingpuppets; and shake it tothe swing and jazz of the White Ghost Shivers!Play games to win theatre tickets, handmadepuppets, three-day Austin City Limits Music Festpasses, and more, in this night fueled by nomsand libations from Dripping Springs Vodka, Spec’s,Brick Oven on 35th, and chef Sandy Bowie.Recommended. Wed., July 20, 7pm-12mid. SalvageVanguard Theater, 2803 Manor Rd., 573-2540.$15. www.troublepuppet.com.THEATRE CALL BOARDNEW DIRECTIONS: CALL FOR YOUNG DIRECTORSCapital T Theatre Company offers a young directorwith no professional credit the opportunity to direct afull-length play and bring a fresh new voice to Austintheatre while getting paid. See website for details.Deadline: July 15. www.capitalt.org.comedyIN THE CLUBSCAP CITY COMEDY CLUB 8120 Research #100,467-2333. www.capcitycomedy.com.Dan Cummins The hardworking Cummins, a comic’scomic par excellence, has been all over yourTV and twice to the big Montreal festival. Yeah,and Tommy Ryman opens. July 14-16. Thu., 8pm;Fri.-Sat., 8 & 10:30pm.Hal Sparks He’s the former host of Talk Soup. Hestarred on Queer as Folk. His one-hour stand-upshow “Charmageddon” was recently on Showtime.He – oh, hey, you’re already calling for reservations,aren’t you? July 20-23. Wed.-Thu., 8pm; Fri.-Sat., 8 & 10:30pm.Punch! Where do you find the funniest standupcomics in Austin? You find them here, inthis weekly showcase hosted by Matt Bearden.Tuesdays, 8pm. $5.COLDTOWNE THEATER 4803-B Airport, 524-2807.www.coldtownetheater.com.This Week in Coldness: Victrola is improv thathappens completely in the dark. Thu., 8:30pm.Sketch Night with Midnight Society PresentsThu., 10pm. Mainstage Sketch Lab Fri., 8:30pm.Live at ColdTowne Stand-up comics in the house.Fri., 10pm. Cage Match! Sat., 8pm. Stool PigeonImprov sparked by the real-life stories of one ofthe troupe. Sat., 9pm. Stone Cold Improv bringsMidnight Society and the Frank Mills to blow yourmind. Sat., 10pm. Latenight Saturday with Sarah7 and Bad Boys. Sat., 11pm. And now there’s FreeImprov Shows on Wednesdays, too! 8:30pm.ESTHER’S POOL 525 E. Sixth, 320-0553.www.esthersfollies.com.Esther’s Follies The popular Esther’s troupe – nowwith Aden Kirschner! – conjures a summertimeshowcase, with topical sketches, song-and-dancenumbers lambasting the high-and-mighty, and more,right there on Sixth Street. Political hijinx! Comedyripped from the tabloid headlines! And there areRay Anderson’s stunning spectacles of magic, too!Reservations recommended. Thu., 8pm; Fri.-Sat., 8& 10pm. $20-27 (discounts available Thursdays &Fridays for seniors, students, military).THE HIDEOUT THEATRE 617 Congress, 443-3688.www.hideouttheatre.com.It’s Hideoutrageous! Here’s your one-stop emporiumof laughter Downtown. The Threefer bringsyou three troupes in one night: Phil, TBD, and theIntentions. Thu., 8pm. $10. Fancy-pants Mash-upOh, it’s the best-dressed improv show in town. Fri.,8pm. $10. The Spectacle brings you fierce sets bythe Knuckleball Now and PGraph. Fri., 10pm. $10.Live Nude Improv No, really. Your favorite improvisers.Onstage. Doing their improv thing. And someof them? Nude. Naked. Not wearing any damnedclothes at all. Uh, hells yeah! Sat., 8pm. $10.Maestro It’s improviser against improviser, a wholestageful, battling for supremacy in this weeklymelee of talent and chicanery. Sat., 10pm. $10.The Weekender brings you a Student Showcasewith a Wily Veteran chaser. Sun., 7pm. $6.NEW MOVEMENT THEATER 1819 Rosewood.The New Movement It’s the comedy-focused powerhousethat ate East Austin, generating new troupeslike, what, every other week? Shows, workshops,classes, all of it. See the website for details, yes,but look: Handbomb and the Texicans Thu., 8pm.Block Party Thu., 9:30pm. Ripken with Tura Tura.Fri., 9pm. Lucy with Bros. Fri., 10:30pm. Level OneGraduation Sat., 8pm. Delta Burka with Level 2Recital Sat., 9pm. Spirit Desire Sat., 10:30pm.VELVEETA ROOM 521 E. Sixth, 469-9116.www.thevelveetaroom.com.Bryan Gutmann It’s hard to keep this Gutmanndown, but it’s still easy for 2007’s Funniest Personin Austin winner to make you laugh your ass off.Especially with Gy Odom and Brenda Rockwellopening. Sat., July 16, 9:30 & 11:30pm. $5.Weekly Cheese Rations: Open Mic with ShawnWerely. Thu., 9:30pm. $5. It’s Always Funny withBrian Gaar And the man’s presenting Austin’stop talents to make for one righteous show. Fri.,9:30pm. $5. The Institution Theater’s ComedyCrock Pot Your host, the talented Tom Booker,presents the best of the Institution Theater’ssketch and improv comedy. Fri., 11:30pm. $5.BUT WAIT – THERE’S MORE!CHERRYWOOD’S COMEDY HAPPY HOUR Localfunnyman Seth Cockfield hosts an open mic whereanybody can do a short set. Tuesdays, 10pm.Cherrywood Coffeehouse, 1400 E. 38½.TEEN ANGST TUESDAYS: JOHN HUGHES HOUSEPARTY The Institution Theatre presents a show inwhich a group of teenagers are kidnapped by JohnHughes and forced to perform scenes from his classicmovies (!). A fact that might render the show moreor less awesome than it might have been: Your listingseditor, Brenner, plays the part of Hughes. Yeah,for real. Tuesdays, 8pm. Through Aug. 2. The HighBall,1142 S. Lamar, 383-8309. www.thehighball.com.THE ALTERCATION PUNK COMEDY TOUR JTHabersaat’s touring juggernaut of comedy makes ahometown stop this night, bringing Chris Cubas, RubyCollins, Joe Staats, and Jake Flores to the stage.Yeah, these guys will fuck your funny bone up good.We recommend. Fri., July 15, 9pm. Red 7, 611 E.Seventh, 476-8100. $8. www.red7austin.com.GNAP! THEATRE LATENIGHTS: MerlinWorks SingingGraduation Show Aden Kirschner and Shana Merlinlead their newest grads in musical improv scenesand games. Fri., July 15, 10pm. $10. Saturday NightSpecial brings you the ineffable Bolik Not ZIB andthe Knuckleball Now. Sat., July 16, 10pm. $10.Salvage Vanguard Theater, 2803 Manor Rd., 474-7886.www.gnaptheater.org.danceMELISSA AMIRA’S CAROUSELCARAVAN Jeanette hosts this monthlyshimmy, featuring a host of hot belly dancers inone of Austin’s coolest bars. Third Saturdays, 8pm.Carousel Lounge, 1110 E. 52nd, 452-6790. Free.www.carousellounge.net.DREAM SEQUENCE SIX.FIVE Annelize Machadodirects an exploration of the mind-body state in fantasy,fear, and reflection of our current events. Sat.,July 16, 7pm. Galaxy Dance Studios, 1700 S. Lamar#338, 442-5299. $10-15. www.galaxydancestudios.org.So! Many! Dance! Classes!No, really: There are so many dance classes in town that we’re giving you just this smallsample of the sort of diversity available. We welcome you, as Fred would welcome Ginger,to our online listings, where you’ll find more instruction and community dance opportunitiesthan you can shake a happily footloose leg at: austinchronicle.com/dance.CONTRA DANCE You don’t need a partner,and every dance will be taught and called withlive music. Weekly: Wednesdays, 7:30pm.Hancock Recreation Center, 811 E. 41st. FirstFridays: Carpenters’ Hall, 400 Josephine. ThirdSaturdays: St. Paul Lutheran, 3501 Red River.453-4225. www.austincontradance.org.CONTEMPORARY DANCE CLASSES TAUGHTBY CHERYL CHADDICK Saturdays, noon-1:30pm. Khabele Studio, 701 W. 7th. Sundays,11:15am-12:45pm. The Dance Zone, 2323 SanAntonio. Tuesdays, 6:45-8:15pm. Ballet Austin,501 W. Third. 476-9151.www.chaddickdancetheater.com.HAWAIIAN DANCE CLASSES The Hula HulauKaepa Polynesian Dance Academy is acceptingstudents for beginning hula and Tahitian danceclasses. Hawaiian Tiki Imports,3500 S. Congress. 440-7171.www.tropicalevents.com.ARGENTINE TANGO CLASSES Khabele Studio,701 W. Seventh. www.tangointexas.com.AUSTIN HOOPERS: HOOP DANCE ANDCLASSES Hoop dance is a dance form, a fitnessclass, a moving meditation, and a ton offun. Classes and jams occur all around town andmultiple days a week: See website for schedulesand prices. www.meetup.com/austinhoopers.FLAMENCO CLASSES WITH PILAR ANDÚJARwww.pilarandujar.net.BALLET AFRIQUE DANCE CLASSES BalletAfrique’s acclaimed dance studio offers a widevariety of classes exploring expressions ofthe cultures and experiences of the AfricanDiaspora through professional dance.3111 Manor Rd., 228-7060. www.balletafrique.org.B-BOY/B-GIRL DANCE CLASS Austin’s favoritelocal B-boy teaches an all-ages and all-levelsclass in breakdancing, not hip-hop. Saturdays,noon-1pm. $20. g_a_moreno@yahoo.com.FORKLIFT DANCEWORKS: BODY SHIFTDANCE CLASS Forklift Danceworks and VSATexas offer a monthly mixed-ability dance classthat empowers people with and without disabilitiesto embrace dance as their own, whilepromoting the idea that all kinds of bodies havea place in contemporary dance. Sat., June 16,noon-2pm. Galaxy Dance Studios, 1700 S. Lamar#338. $5-10. www.vsatx.org.classicalmusicOPENINGSPOTLIGHT ON OPERA The summer opera samplercontinues with The Song Cafe, a play improvisedaround art song. Fri., July 15, 7pm. BachusConservatory Recital Hall, 8000 Anderson Square.$7 ($3, students, faculty, staff, and children). OperaScenes Showcase features all manner of styles, periods,and genres. Sat., July 16, 7pm. Ragsdale Center,St. Ed’s, 3001 S. Congress. $7 ($3, students, faculty,staff, and children). Falstaff Bruce Cain directs thisfully staged version of Verdi’s madcap comedy. Thu.,July 21, 7pm. Hope Presbyterian Church, 11512 Olson.$10 ($3, students, faculty, staff, and children). Note:Children younger than 7 are not permitted at anyshows. 246-1914. www.spotlightonopera.com.For Visual Arts Spaces & Creative Opportunities, check out austinchronicle.com/visualarts.AUSTIN UPTOWN DANCE: BALLROOM &LATIN DANCE CLASSES FOR YOUTH A widevariety of ballroom and social dances taughtfor ages 10-17. Beginners: Saturdays, noon.Intermediate: Sundays, 3pm. 459-5678. $10per class. www.austinuptowndance.com.BRASS OVARIES POLE DANCING Ongoingclasses for aerial hoop and static/spinningpole dance will add a deep tint of Eros to yourTerpsichore. 477-POLE.www.brassovariespoledancing.com.WEST AFRICAN DANCE CLASSES TraditionalWest African dance taught by Jean-ClauseLessou from Abidjan, Ivory Coast. See websitefor details. 507-0263. $15.www.africandanceaustin.com.DANCE INTERNATIONAL A variety of ballroomand Latin dances each night. No partnernecessary. Sundays, 6-8pm. DancersWorkshop, 183 & Balcones Woods.Weeknights, times vary. Hills FitnessCenter, 4615 Bee Caves Rd.,32-DANCE. Fees vary.www.dancein.org.AUSTIN SCANDINAVIANDANCING Wednesdays. 7:30pm,class; 8-9:45pm, dance.Hancock Recreation Center,811 E. 41st, 454-0598. $3.www.austinscandi.org.TAPESTRY INTRO CLASSESFree introductory classes forteens and adults. Saturdays,11am. Tapestry DanceCompany, 2302 Western Trails,917/873-5219. free.www.tapestry.org.AUSTIN SWING SYNDICATEA couple hundred swingers hitthe dance floor once a week forDJ-spun sounds of past blasts.Thursdays, 8pm-12mid. TexasFederation of Women’s ClubsBallroom, 2312 San Gabriel,476-5845. $5 ($2, members).www.austinswingsyndicate.org.AUSTIN CLASSICAL GUITAR SOCIETY’S LATINSUMMER SERIES: TANGO! Giampaolo Bandini (guitar)and Cesare Chiacchiaretta (bandoneon) performArgentina’s most celebrated musical style. Sat., July16, 4 & 7pm. Reception (with food by La Sombra):5:30-7pm. Mexican American Cultural Center, 600 River,300-2247. $35-50 ($25, ACGS members, seniors, students).www.austinclassicalguitar.org.AUSTIN CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: CHIARAQUARTET Rebecca Fischer and Julie Yoon, violins;Jonah Sirota, viola; and Gregory Beaver, cello, performMichael Torke’s “Chalk” and works by Haydnand Brahms. Sun., July 17, 7:30pm. First UnitarianUniversalist Church, 4700 Grover, 454-0026. $30($25, in advance). www.austinchambermusic.org.TEXAS MUSIC FESTIVAL The Czech Melody Mastersare this week’s featured act. Through July 31. Sundays,1:30-4:30pm. Texas Music Museum, 1009 E. 11th,472-8891. Free. www.texasmusicmuseum.org.AUSTIN SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: CHILDREN’SDAY ART PARK Learn about the symphony and itsvarious instruments, listen to storytellers, enjoymimes, magicians, arts & crafts, and more. Thisweek’s performers: The Biscuit Brothers. ThroughJuly 27. Wednesdays, 9:30-11:30am; performance:10am. Symphony Square, 1101 Red River, 476-6064.50 cents. www.austinsymphony.org.a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 15, 2011 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 55

C ALEND AR ( COMMUNITY SPORTS ARTS FILM MUSIC) L I STI N G S‘Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow’Emma S. Barrientos Mexican American Cultural Center,600 River, 974-3772www.maccaustin.orgThrough Aug. 27You’d think it would be a bit more of a problem for the visual-artsgallery at the Mexican American Cultural Center to arrange exhibitionsthat won’t be overshadowed by the gorgeous architecture ofthe building itself. Because, look at that edificeof culture with its enormous white verticalsand diagonals, the vistas and alcovesand elegant details: What could match sucha building? But the various times we’vestopped in over the years, the gallery’s offeringshave been the equals of such majesty,and this latest show – “Heir Today, GoneTomorrow,” a multi-artist exploration of thecomplexities of inheritance, legacy, andhuman interaction – is no exception.Salvador Castillo, Michael AnthonyGarcía, and Hector Hernandez make up theAustin-based collective called Los Outsidersthat curated this exhibition. They’ve broughtthe works of 14 artists, including Garcíaand Hernandez, into the gallery’s soaringspace, and that space is much improved bytheir presence.Just a few highlights: Gabriel Dawe’s PlexusNo. 7 is a floor-to-ceiling stretch of threadsforming an ethereal, filamented rainbow, aneye-drawing shimmer of color at the far endof the vast room; but even its polychromeglory can’t overwhelm the more sedate SelfPortrait and Selective Memory No. 3 thatDawe has created from thread and fabric.56 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o mCarlos Rosales-Silva goes all textual andgraphic-design nefarious on an immensescale with his latex mural called Tru Storythat name-checks Michael Jackson from, asit were, two different directions.Sergio Garcia’s It’s Not Always Easy To TellWhat’s Real and What’s Fabricated (picturedabove) presents a child’s red tricycle warpedinto a sort of vehicular Ouroboros, the sortof piece you could unpack volumes of meaningfrom once your eyes are through beingamazed at the high weirdness and craftsmanshipof it.And there are large photographs bySantiago Forero; sculptures by the more usuallyphotographing William Hundley; unsettling,anatomically enhanced video and audioinstallations by Eduardo Xavier García; aceiling-abutting video display by Amelia Winger-Bearskin; and more. And all of it adds up tothat feeling, amplified by the cathedralinevenue itself, of “I’m walking around an exhibitionof world-class art like I’d see in somefancy magazine, except this stuff isn’t boringlike some of the things in those fancy magazines,and it’s right here in town.” Well, yes, itis: lucky, lucky us. – Wayne Alan Brennervisual artsEVENTSJUNKYARD CASSEROLE “Austin’s very own artshow/yard-salehybrid.” From those Palfloat people.Sat., July 16, noon-12mid., 2608 Rogers. www.palfloat.com.HERMAN MILLER: THE PURPOSE OF DESIGN JohnBerry draws upon his 16 years of experience workingclosely with designers at Herman Miller Inc. for thisslide lecture. Thu., July 14, 7pm. 823 Congress, 495-9224. Free with museum admission. www.amoa.org.CO-LAB: 1/24 Christina Sukhgian Houle collaborateswith 12 people and documents their actions and conversationsfor 24 hours, then reverses the processand becomes the subject of their documentation.Sat.-Sun., July 16-17, 8-10pm. 613 Allen, 300-8217.www.colabspace.org.GALLERY BLACK LAGOON: JEWELRY BY ARTISTSSat., July 16, noon-6pm. 4301-A Guadalupe, 371-8838. www.galleryblacklagoon.com.KEVIN GREER LOVES AMOA Which is why thisposh, nom-filled shindig spotlighting his works has allproceeds going to that fine museum. Sun., July 17,7-9pm. 200 Lee Barton, 473-3700.www.kevingreergallery.com.OPENINGARTHOUSE: AHEAD OF THEIR TIME 46 works by41 Austin high-school students selected by RachelAdams. Reception: Sat., July 16, 3-5pm. Exhibition:Through July 31. 700 Congress, 453-5312.www.arthousetexas.org.D BERMAN GALLERY: DRAWINGS ANDWATERCOLORS What makes you want to drive outto Wimberley for this show? The artists involved:Cynthia Camlin, Joey Fauerso, Jana Swec and SheaLittle, and Owen McAuley. Reception: Sat., July 16,5-7pm. Exhibition: Through Sep. 3. 111 Old Kyle Rd.,Wimberley, 847-3200. www.dbermangallery.com.GRAYDUCK GALLERY: IDENTITY CRISIS HectorHernandez, Carlos Donjuan, and William Hundleyexplore identities real and imagined. See “IdentityCrisis,” p.31, for more. Reception: Fri., July 15,7-9pm. Exhibition: Through Aug. 21. 608-C W. Monroe,826-5334. www.grayduckgallery.com.THE OLD BAKERY: THREE IN ONE Fiber art by OscarSilva, bronze sculpture by Mary Mores, and photosof Peru by Kay Hughes. Reception: Thu., July 14,7-9pm. Exhibition: Through Aug. 15. 1006 Congress,477-5961. www.cityofaustin.org/parks/bakery1.htm.CLOSINGAUSTIN ARTSPACE: SUMMER OF SEVEN Groupshow of work by resident artists. Through July 15.7739 Northcross Ste Q, 771-2868.www.austinartspace.com.CHAMPION GALLERY: CLAIRE FALKENBERG Theartist’s large, collaged C-print photographs are partiallyocculted with fields of oil paint in her solo show“Bloom.” Through July 16. 800 Brazos, 354-1035.www.championcontemporary.com.DOMY BOOKS: TRAVIS KENT The artist’s many photographscatalog his life to fine, narrative-rich effectfor a viewer. Through July 21. 913 E. Cesar Chavez,476-3669. www.domystore.com.LORA REYNOLDS GALLERY: SUSAN COLLIS “So itgoes” features the British artist’s work created withor from drawing materials. Also, in the Project Room:quiet masterpieces of graphite rendering by TomMolloy. Through July 16. 360 Nueces #50, 215-4965.www.lorareynolds.com.THE GALLERY AT FINE AUSTIN LIVING: DIFFERENTREALMS A solo show by Peggy Weiss. Through July 15.4238 Bee Cave Rd., 402-9800.ONGOINGACCESS GALLERY: LET’S MOVE TOGETHERSolo show by Denise Knebel. Through July 29.3701 Guadalupe #103. 454-9912. www.vsatx.org.AMOA: STORIES FROM HERMAN MILLER You knowyou wanna see these drawings, models, prototypes,photographs, and original designed objects from therenowned and design-driven company. Also: The MonaLisa Project by Rino Pizzi features collaborations withConnie Arismendi, Ellen Berman, Valerie Chaussonnet,Judy Jensen, Faith Gay, Germaine Keller, Emily Little,Beili Liu, Beverly Penn, Margo Sawyer, Nancy Scanlan,Julie Speed, Jana Swec, Liz Ward, Sally Weber, andSydney Yeager. Through Sept. 11. 823 Congress,495-9224. $5 ($4, seniors, students, military; free,AMOA members). www.amoa.org.ART IN A NUTSHELL Ismael Cavazos: Scribbles, drippaintings, rocks, inkblots, and clouds. 2209 S. First,436-6551. www.ismaelcavazos.com.ART ON 5TH: STARLA HALFMANN Acrylic and oilpaints merged to create thick, decadent images.1501 W. Fifth, 481-1111. www.arton5th.com.ARTAMICI FINE ART GALLERY Artists fromArgentina, Mexico, Chile, and Peru; paintings byAugustina Rodriguez, Oscar Riquelme, and PabloTaboada; drawings by Gilberto Ramirez; and metalsculpture by Augusto Brocca. 78 San Marcos St.,457-0171. www.pablotaboadastudio.com.AUSTIN ART GARAGE Original art by Austin artists.2200-J S. Lamar, 351-5934. www.austinartgarage.com.AUSTIN ART GLASS The glassblowing studio andgallery offers glass art, classes, and more.1608 S. Congress, 916-4527. www.austinartglass.com.AUSTIN DETAILS ART + PHOTO: DARVIN JONESThe Austin artist’s large canvases, works on aluminum,and limited-edition prints. Through Sept. 10.106 E. Eighth, 391-0999. www.austindetailsart.com.B. HOLLYMAN GALLERY: BEAU COMEAUX Thephotographer’s “Implied Fictions” includes large colorimages from real life, manipulated to a point whereart and science intersect. Through Aug. 20. 1202-A W.Sixth, 825-6866. www.bhollymangallery.com.BIG MEDIUM: JOSHUA SAUNDERS The artist’s“Objectification” show features an improbable successionof images captured via high-contrast scanner.Through July 30. 5305 Bolm, 385-1670.www.bigmedium.org.BLUE MOON GLASSWORKS Handmade glass artand jewelry. 108 W. 43rd, 380-0770.www.austinbluemoon.com.BUTRIDGE GALLERY: WHERE I END, YOU BEGINThis two-person exhibit features the individual andcollaborative art of photographer Leon Alesi andsculptor Hawkeye Glenn. Through July 29.1110 Barton Springs Rd., 974-4000. www.cityofaustin.org.CORONADO STUDIOS The Serie Project, a Latino artsorganization hosted by Coronado Studios, produces, promotes,and exhibits serigraph prints created by diverseartists. 6601 Felix, 385-3591. www.serieproject.org.DAVIS GALLERY: THE GROUP OF TWELVE Traditionaland abstract works in oil, watercolor, mixed media,photography, and sculpture. OK, cool, but here’s theexciting part: Sandra Langston, Susu Meyer, RandallReid, Joseph Hammer, Dianne Grammer, Laurel Daniel,Christopher St. Leger, David Leonard, David Everett,Mathew Fuller, David Hefner, and Caprice Pierucci.Recommended. Reception: Sat., July 9, 7-9pm.Exhibition: Through Sept. 3. 837 W. 12th, 477-4929.www.davisgalleryaustin.com.DECOLA & EUSEBI GALLERY Stained and leadedglass and mosaics. 701 Tillery Ste. A-11, 389-2266.www.decola-eusebi.com.DIBONA STUDIO Oil paintings and “sculptural tattoos”by Joyce DiBona. 404 W. Milton, 851-2646.www.joycedibona.com.DUMONT GALLERY Linda Dumont: cityscapes,abstracts, and portraits. Call for appointment.815 E. 52nd. 698-1890. www.lindadumont.com.FINE AUSTIN LIVING: NAUTISM Mixed mediaworks by Sabra Booth. Reception: Thu., July 21,7:30-9:30pm. Exhibition: Through Oct. 16.4238 Bee Caves Rd., 775-7547.FLUENT-COLLABORATIVE’S TESTSITE: TERUKONIMURA The artist’s “Spaces Between” is an investigationof community, identity, and spiritual practicesthrough the lens of Asian and Asian-American culture.Sundays, 2-5pm. Through Aug. 7. 502 W. 33rd,453-3199. www.fluentcollab.org.GALLERY BLACK LAGOON: THE AUSTIN SERIES,PART TWO New works by 14 artists, including JeanaBaumgardner, Ben Lance, Katie Westmoreland,Jennifer M. Ramos, Chad Hopper, Katie Cowden,David Lujan, Colleen Gugan, Lesli Marshall, and others.Through July 25. 4301-A Guadalupe, 371-8838.www.galleryblacklagoon.com.IMAGINE ART: ADDITIVE, SUBTRACTIVE, ADAPTIVEMargo Adkins’ clay characters, James Nelson’swooden figures, and Nicole Cortichiato’s illustrativestorytelling and interactive sculpture. Through Aug. 31.2830 Real, 448-1840. www.imagineart.net.

Pump Project Satellite:Artists ScreenprintingCO-OP’s Member ShowSee the work, meet the artists, and celebrate thesuccess of Austin’s only cooperative screenprintingstudio. Reception: Sat., July 16, 7-10pm. Exhibition:Through July 30. 1109 Shady. www.aspco.org.INTERIOR DESIGN GALLERY: ABSTRACTS AND INBETWEEN Jessica Anne Baum’s new paintings areinspired by nature. 7825 Burnet Rd., 736-8608.www.jabartwork.com.JCC GALLERY: ARTHUR ROTHSTEIN Historical imagesfrom the famous photographer of the 1920s and1930s. 7300 Hart, 735-8000. www.shalomaustin.org.KATHY WOMACK GALLERY 411 Brazos #100.www.kwomack.com.LADY BIRD JOHNSON WILDFLOWER CENTER:VIBRANT BLOOMS Catherine Beatty Flowers presentsher paintings on silk featuring flora and fauna fromacross the U.S. Through Aug. 21. 4801 La Crosse,232-0100. www.wildflower.org.MACC: HEIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW Works ofartists from Texas and Tennessee to Mexico andSpain, exploring the complexities of inheritance,legacy, and human interaction – curated by LosOutsiders. See review, p.56. Through Aug. 27.600 River, 974-3772. www.heirtodaygonetomorrow.com.MEXIC-ARTE MUSEUM: YOUNG LATINO ARTISTS16 “Thought Cloud,” as curated by AlexanderFreeman, presents the work of 10 Texas artists,all younger than 35, telling stories about thehuman condition in the 21st century. Also: SeriePrint Project 18, presented by Coronado Studio.Through Sept. 25. 419 Congress, 480-9373. $5 (free,Sundays). www.mexic-artemuseum.org.MITCHIE’S GALLERY presents an eclectic selectionof African and African-American artwork.7801 N. Lamar Ste. B-148, 323-6901. www.mitchie.com.OLD BAKERY & EMPORIUM ART GALLERY1006 Congress. 477-5961.www.cityofaustin.org/parks/bakery1.htm.PRO-JEX GALLERY: VAN REDIN REDUX The artist’searly photos of Jerry Garcia, Leon Russell, Willie Nelson,the Byrds, and more. 1710 S. Lamar Ste. C, 472-7707.PUMP PROJECT: VIDEO INSTALLATION 7 The Scioncompany presents video art by Franki Chan, DavidChoe, Cody Hudson & Jared Eberhardt, the LondonPolice, Souther Salazar, and others. Through July 30.702 Shady. www.scionav.com/installation.RED SPACE GALLERY: ES UN PAISAJE BONITOLindsay Palmer has reworked children’s art to forman abstract topographical landscape. 1203 W. 49th.740-6133. www.redspacegallery.wordpress.com.ROADHOUSE RELICS Vintage neon, carnival banners,and other tributes to U.S. popular culture byTodd Sanders. 1720 S. First, 442-6366.www.roadhouserelics.com.RUSSELL COLLECTION: DANIEL MALTZMAN Theartist draws from contemporary pop-cultural influencesin his use of color and design. Through July 30.1137 W. Sixth, 478-4440. www.russell-collection.com.SCANLAN GALLERY: FLORA & FAUNA Thematicwork by Melissa Miller, Linda Ridgway, Liz Ward,Nance Friese, and Madeline Irvine. 2900 Bunny Run,327-1213. www.sstx.org.SCARBROUGH BUILDING: ELENA PRIKHODKOKNAPP Drawings and handpainted ceramic plates.Through July 30. 101 W. Sixth. 565-8252.www.elenaprikhodkoknapp.etsy.com.STUDIO L: COLBURN RETURNS Daryl G. Colburnreturns from New Mexico with new metal works. Also,watercolors by Eric Luplow and diverse creationsfrom Jacob Colburn, Erin Waters, Rita Marie Ross,and Sandy Muckleroy. 2309 Thornton, 577-3479.www.darylgcolburn.com.THE BLANTON: ABOUT FACE This show features 40portraits in diverse mediums from antiquity to today.Yes, but portraits by masters, you wonder? How doAlbrecht Dürer, Rembrandt van Rijn, Alice Neel, JohnSinger Sargent, Diego Rivera, Chuck Close, OscarMuñoz, and Kehinde Wiley sound, for starters? Exactly:Recommended. Through Sept. 4. MLK & Congress,471-7324. www.blantonmuseum.org.THE GALLERY AT MUSEO: PEACEABLE KINGDOMArtwork depicting animals, by Jane Hayman,Katherine Sheehan, and Kathleen McElwaine.11266 Taylor Draper.WALLY WORKMAN GALLERY: RIVERS So manyamazing artists in this show, so many gorgeousworks, it’s like a painted carnival for your eyes.Through July 30. 1202 W. Sixth, 472-7428.www.wallyworkmangallery.com.WOMEN & THEIR WORK: NOTES OF A NATIVEDAUGHTER Lauren Woods presents this collectionof videographic texts that reflects her studies ofculture and the human condition, using images fromHollywood cinema, pop culture, and history to examineand comment on race, gender, and the sociopoliticalenvironment. Through Aug. 31. 1710 Lavaca,477-1064. www.womenandtheirwork.org.SPACESMETHOD HAIR: HUMAN NATURE Pen and ink illustrationsby Lari Whiford. Through July 30. 1601 E. Fifth#103, 469-0044. www.methodhair.com.WET SALON: NICOLE FREITAS CREEK Through Aug. 7.1109 S. Congress, 445-9615. www.nicolecreek.com.CREATIVE OPPORTUNITIESCALL FOR CRAFTERS AND ARTISTS Seeking artiststo participate in the second annual Round Rock AreaArts Council Chalk Walk as vendors or participatingartists this October. See website for details. $25-85.www.roundrockarts.org.CO-LAB: CALL FOR PROPOSALS The collectivemaintains an open and ongoing call for proposalsregarding installation-, performance-, video-, public-,and community-based projects. Email for details.colabspace@gmail.com.AUSTIN FIGURATIVE GALLERY Art Seen Alliancepresents a live model painting and drawing session.Bring your own supplies. Mondays, 7-9pm. 2906 Fruth,480-9562. $5. www.artseenalliance.com.literaREADINGS, SIGNINGS,AND PERFORMANCESBEDPOST CONFESSIONS Writers, readers, andactors titillate with performances about sex, sensuality,and provocative ways of looking at relationships.Submit your own secrets, wishes, and regrets in theform of anonymous confessions – to be read aloudat the show. Recommended. Thu., July 14, 8pm.Spider House Ballroom, 2906 Fruth, 480-9562. Free.www.bedpostconfessions.com.BOOKPEOPLE’S BOUNTY OF BOOKS: Ian McNulty:Louisiana Rambles: Exploring America’s Cajun andCreole Heartland. Thu., July 14, 7pm. Clay Coppedge:Forgotten Tales of Texas. Sat., July 16, 2pm. DavidStokes: The Shooting Salvationist. Mon., July 18,7pm. Maria Dahvana Headley: Queen of Kings. Tue.,July 19, 7pm. BookPeople, 603 N. Lamar, 472-5050.www.bookpeople.com.LOCAL AUTHOR NIGHT Michael Froehls: The Gift ofJob Loss. Sandi Lakeland: Six Feet From the Ledge.Fri., July 15, 7pm. BookPeople, 603 N. Lamar.JENNY MOSS presents her teen novels Taking Off,Winnie’s War, and Shadow. Sat., July 16, 2pm. Barnes& Noble Arboretum, 10000 Research, 418-8985.WRITING/BOOK GROUPSWRITE BY NIGHT Write, read, collaborate, or just kickback and dream: It’s the place you’ve been looking for.See website for details. 322-5242. www.writebynight.net.C ALEND AR ( COMMUNITY SPORTS ARTS FILM MUSIC) L I STI N G SAUSTIN BARRIO WRITERS Austin youth (13-21years old) are invited to attend free writing workshopsto help them build reading and writing skills.See website for details. Space 12, 3121 E. 12th,537-2751. Free. www.barriowriters.org.BOOKPEOPLE CLUBS This Book Could Be Your Life:The Rest Is Noise by Alex Ross. Sun., July 17, 5pm.Ludicrous Speed: The Passage by Justin Cronin. Mon.,July 18, 7pm. Stranger Than Fiction: AssassinationVacation by Sarah Vowell. Wed., July 20, 7pm.BookPeople, 603 N. Lamar,472-5050.SHAKESPEARE ALOUD AustinShakespeare reads an entireplay aloud, stopping often fordiscussion. Sundays, 5-7pm.Greater Austin Creative Alliance,701 Tillery, Box 9, 247-2531.$5. www.austinshakespeare.org.OPEN MICSNEO-SOUL LOUNGE Thursdays,9pm-12mid. 11th Street Station,1050 E. 11th. $6.www.southflavas.com/neosoul.html.FULL ENGLISH TEA ROOMfeatures poet Timothy Mason.Thom hosts. Saturdays, 6-9pm.2000 Southern Oaks.240-2748.ARBORETUM features IndiaRassner-Donovan, NancyFierstein, Jos Mazzou, andThom the World Poet. Hostedby Herman Nelson and Barbara Youngblood Carr.Thu., July 14, 7:30pm. Barnes & Noble Arboretum,10000 Research #158, 418-8985.store-locator.barnesandnoble.com.FAIR BEAN Fridays, 5-7:30pm. Fair Bean Coffee,2210-I S. First, 444-BEAN. www.fairbeancoffee.com.THE HIDEOUT features B.J. Soto teaZen and now!Mondays, 6-10pm. The Hideout Theatre,617 Congress, 476-0473. $2 (or canned food forPoets Pantry). www.hideouttheatre.com.HOT MAMA’S Now Sundays, 3-6pm. Hot Mama’sEspresso Bar, 2401 E. Sixth, 476-6262. Free.www.hotmamasaustin.com.SPOKEN & HEARD Sundays, 7-10pm. Kick ButtCoffee, 5775 Airport #725, 454-5425.www.kickbuttcoffee.com.RUTA MAYA POETRY Tuesdays, 5:30-7pm. RutaMaya, 3601 S. Congress, 707-9637. www.rutamaya.net.AUSTIN POETRY SLAM Tuesdays, 8pm. Spider HouseBallroom, 2906 Fruth, 480-9562.www.austinslam.com/newsite/.MULTIMEDIA POETRY Hosted by Julian EnochBruno. Wednesdays, 6:30pm. Thrice, 909 W. Mary,447-9743. www.thricecafe.com.| THE PHOTOGRAPHY OF TRAVIS KENT AT DOMY BOOKS| DAVID STOKES, AT BOOKPEOPLEON MONDAYMISCELLANEOUSMORE POETRY! we crapped in a trench 10 feetlong & 4 deep out beyond the barn screened withoak mesquite & brush. the scarabs were everywherewith their perfect balls of shite pushing up thosesheer clay walls falling back time & again. dungbeetles; sun carriers; shite to gold. the alchemiststook the Egyptian perspective. we had a 12 year oldwho lived in the barn with his parents who thoughtthe boy was a messiah. the farmlost now in suburban tract housing& i cannot tell you wherethe barn or ditch of waste mighthave been, but when a friendsent a poem by a famous manfrom India all i could think ofwas a sacred gold scarab carryingshit up the side of a ditchdying to feed its beetlish young.Namaste. Shit gold.CAFE CON LETRAS is aSpanish-language forum ofmusic, poetry, drama, shortfilms, art and more, led bythe Latin American CulturalAlliance. Everyone is invitedto get involved, but it’s not anopen mic. To be considered asa guest artist, contact the LatinAmerican Cultural Alliance. Everythird Sunday of each month.Ruta Maya, 3601 S. CongressSte. D-200, 707-9637. $5 (free,ages 15 and younger).www.alianzacultural.net.POEM OF THE ISSUEBetween us there was color,a palette of possibility.Though now it only seems appropriateto record this in shades of gray …a familiar feeling of stillness,syllables run dry,there’s nothing but punctuationat the end of you & me.– Kelsey Erin Shipman, from “words”Looking for more Book Groups or OpenMics? See those sections in the LiteraListings at austinchronicle.com/litera.a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 15, 2011 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 57

TheTripNot reviewed at press time. Disneyreturns to Hundred Acre Wood with thisanimated effort. Releasing the film againstthe new Potter pic seems like a counterfilmlistingsD: Michael Winterbottom; with Steve Coogan, Rob Brydon, Claire Keelan, Margo Stilley. (NR, 111 min.)The Trip, a movie about two comedians who go on a foodietour through northern England, was first broadcast in the UK asa six-part miniseries and then shaved down and shaped into afeature-length picture. The end result issomething that is not quite this and notentirely that: a colicky, melancholy comedythat is all shadings and little arc. It’s terrific.Dipping back into the meta-shenanigansof his tremendously ambitious 2005 filmTristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story,Michael Winterbottom reunites that film’s starand co-star, Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon.Here, once again, they play fictionalized versionsof themselves, although it’s hard toparse what is verifiable fact, what is narrativefancy, and whether the distinctionbetween the two matters at all. Thetrip in question is orchestrated byacPICK58 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o mthe London newspaper The Observer,which commissions Manchesternative Coogan to review some ofthe north’s finest restaurants. WhenCoogan’s girlfriend abruptly bailsout on the trip, Coogan, seething from thebreakup and his stalled career, asks Brydonto come along for the weeklong trip. At firstit’s hard to figure why: The dyspeptic Coogan– arguably the bigger name, and certainlythe better-known actor in America – skirtsbetween being weary of his companion toopenly contemptuous. Brydon, a sitcom andradio star in the UK, has a dopey, open quality,and he seems, as portrayed in the film,rather blissfully uncomplicated, taking palpablepleasure in the landscape, the food, hiswife and newborn back at home, and his owngiggling armory of celebrity impressions. He’sthe yin to Coogan’s prune-faced yang; aftercomparing backaches and receding gumlines,Coogan’s capper – that “everything’s exhaustingat this age” – isn’t a punchline, it’s acri de coeur keyed to a wistful piano score(cobbled together from earlier works by composerMichael Nyman). But these characterizationsaren’t established and then locked.Coogan has moments of such soulfulness,the jaw drops, while Brydon nearly breaks ina late scene that’s like some manic bender.The Trip doesn’t carry much in the way of plot– it has more, shall we say, topics of interestthan real conflicts – and it rather refreshinglyburies information that might have beenmolded into a more traditional narrative arc.One can imagine what a Hollywood scenaristwould have done with what plays almost asan afterthought here, that Coogan is mullinga job offer on American TV, whichwould necessitate a move awayfrom his two children. It weighs onhis mind, like a lot of things do,but he doesn’t give any speechesabout it, and he doesn’t giveany speeches that are pointedlynot about it. (Which puts me inmind of an article some robo-screenwritingservice recently sent me called “SubtextMade Easy.” Must we not work for anythinganymore?). So yes, the plot, as it were, is theperipatetic; the point, as far as I see it, is toburrow deeply into the way these two damaged,lightly deranged humans communicate.Winterbottom is keenly sensitive to how connectionsspark or sputter between them – inthe way Coogan warms most to Brydon inthe car, where they don’t have to make eyecontact, or how a flurry of micro-expressionsmay pass between them when a punctiliouswaiter references the “sack” of juice or coulisor some such a dish is nestled in. I shouldmention, also, when it’s not being desperatelysad about Our Ever Advancing Age and theInescapableness of Our Very Bad Habits, TheTrip is also screamingly funny. Like I said, terrificstuff.★★★★ Violet Crown– Kimberley JoneswnewreviewsHARRY POTTER ANDTHE DEATHLYHALLOWS: PART 2 D: David Yates;with Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, RalphFiennes, Alan Rickman, Michael Gambon, Helena BonhamCarter, Matthew Lewis, Tom Felton, Kelly Macdonald,Evanna Lynch, Maggie Smith. (PG-13, 131 min.)Much like his character, the sour, pinchfacedProfessor Snape, Alan Rickmanhas been playing the long game. Whenhe gets his first speech in this series’capper, Rickman deliciously draws outthe syllables, milking the moment for allit’s worth. And it’s worth a lot, as is theemotional investment of billions of fansworldwide in the boy wizard Harry Potterand the marvelous, sometimes macabreinventions of author J.K. Rowling, broughtto such vivid life onscreen by a smallarmy of professional dreamers. It’s theend of an era and a mighty violent end atthat. Last winter’s first installment, HarryPotter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1,coursed over vast terrain and a long exilefor Harry (Radcliffe) and his best friendsRon (Grint) and Hermione (Watson), andthat film was tender with connection –between characters, as well as betweenthe audience and those well-loved characters.Part 2 is something else altogether.Such digital effects as the maraudinggiants that squash baby wizards likebugs or the inky terror that is the DeathEaters – acolytes to the mad, bad wizardVoldemort (Fiennes) – are magnificent andexperienced in one long, clutched breath.But what’s missing is what has been thechief pleasure of the series: the chemistrybetween its young leads. Without knowingit, we said goodbye to all that in Part 1.This is the Harry-and-Voldemort show now– the entire series has built to this epicconfrontation – and Radcliffe conveys thegallows feeling Harry takes to their finalbattle with grim beauty indeed. DirectorDavid Yates, who has helmed the last fourfilms, isn’t afraid to accommodate quiet –long stretches of the film play sans score(the better to hear the audience sniffle?)– but even in silence there’s no mistakingthe deafening boom of mayhem. There’s abrief respite that takes place in somethinglike an afterlife (one vastly less infuriatingthan The Tree of Life’s, incidentally), inwhich a character urges that “words areour most inexhaustible source of magic.”It’s a moving but rather ironic sentiment,as it’s the only line of Steve Kloves’ dialoguethat sticks in the brain. The rest isso much running and jumping and hurlingof curses, this expertly choreographedSturm und Drang, that the emotional sendofffeels a little thin. Part 2 is never notgood, but that’s small comfort when anticipatinggreatness. – Kimberley Jones★★★★■Alamo Lake Creek, Alamo Lamar, AlamoVillage, Barton Creek Square, CM Cedar Park,Hill Country Galleria, CM Round Rock, SouthparkMeadows, Cinemark Stone Hill Town Center, FlixBrewhouse, Highland, Gateway, Gold Class, IMAXTheatre, Lakeline, Metropolitan, TinseltownNorth, WestgateTHE LAST MOUNTAIN D: Bill Haney;narrated by William Sadler. (PG, 96 min.)The land, mountains, and timbers ofWest Virginia have been sacrificed over thedecades to America’s ever-increasing demandfor energy. Of this, there is no doubt. Puttingaside the past, Bill Haney’s documentarylooks at the current battle in that state’sCoal River Valley where Massey EnergyCompany engages in the debatable practiceof mountaintop coal removal. The practice isa recently adopted technique that was onlymade legal at the outset of the George W.Bush administration in a quid pro quo withthe mining industry, which had invested inordinatelyin his presidential campaign. Thetechnique blasts off acres of mountain fromthe top downward to expose the coal layersthat can then be mined with heavy equipmentinstead sending miners underground. In thissense, mountaintop mining becomes a unionbustingtechnique as well as a health scourgeto the neighboring communities by releasingtoxic elements into the air and water supply.The blighted moonscapes left behind whenMassey is done with a mountain gives the lieto the company’s efforts toward reclamationwhile also causing flooding and other ecologicaldevastation in the area. All this is importantinformation, and Haney’s interviews withresidents are compellingly forthright regardingthe deleterious effects mountaintop mininghas wrought on their lives. Their plainspokennesscontrasts with the professional advocacyof Robert F. Kennedy Jr. of the WaterkeeperAlliance, whose dedication to this Appalachiancause returns him to the area time and againto headline rallies and speak with citizens.Although Kennedy’s contributions are, perhaps,overvalorized, that portrait pales incomparison to the way Don Blankenship, thechairman and CEO of Massey from 2000 to2010, is demonized. (You may rememberthe callousness of Blankenship from theApril 2010 explosion in Massey’s UpperBig Branch mine that killed 29 people.)Blankenship is an easy villain to target, butthe film never really takes on the miscreantsthat are harder to nail. Those miscreantswould be us and our profligate use ofenergy and inability to dedicate concertednational efforts toward developing workablealternative fuels. The film digresses someas it visits wind farms, which is part of theproblem with its narrative. Many facets of theproblem in the Coal River Valley are touchedupon, but none are fully developed. Bite-sizefacts about mountaintop mining are splashedon the screen, but no substantiating sourcesare for the information are credited. I don’tso much disagree with the statements asdoubt whether this piece of advocacy journalismhas the goods to sway any doubters.Nevertheless, The Last Mountain provideslots of good information for newcomers tothe cause.– Marjorie Baumgarten★★★■ArborWINNIE THE POOH D: Stephen J.Anderson, Don Hall; with the voices of John Cleese, JimCummings, Craig Ferguson, Jack Boulter, Travis Oates,Kristen Anderson-Lopez, Wyatt Dean Hall, Tom Kenny, HuellHowser. (G, 69 min.)

programming effort geared toward theyoungsters not yet old enough for wizardsand magic. Disney did not screen the filmfor Austin critics. – Marjorie BaumgartenBarton Creek Square, CM Cedar Park, HillCountry Galleria, CM Round Rock, SouthparkMeadows, Cinemark Stone Hill Town Center,Gateway, Lakeline, Tinseltown North,Tinseltown South, WestgateZINDAGI NA MILEGIDOBARA D: Zoya Akhtar; with Hrithik Roshan,Farhan Akhtar, Katrina Kaif. (R, 155 min., subtitled)Not reviewed at press time. The Hangovergets the Bollywood treatment as three menembark on a bachelor-party vacation.– Marjorie BaumgartenTinseltown Southfirst runs*Full-length reviews available online ataustinchronicle.com. Dates at end of reviewsindicate original publication date.BAD TEACHER D: Jake Kasdan; with Cameron Diaz,Jason Segel, Justin Timberlake, Lucy Punch, Thomas Lennon,Phyllis Smith. (R, 89 min.)Elizabeth Halsey (Diaz), a bitchy stoner and supposededucator, shouldn’t sell herself short: “Badteacher” barely scratches the surface. She’s a badfiancée, rightly dumped in the film’s opening minutesfor being a gold digger. She’s a bad feminist;post-breakup, her plan B is to raise enough cashto buy bigger tits – the better to snare “a man whowill take care of me,” she figures. Broadly speaking,she’s just a bad person – a liar, an embezzler,a master manipulator. Diaz wisely sidesteps hergood-times-gal public persona to kickily embody ahuman-sized callus that’s impervious to emotion,a cancer who lays waste to everything that gets inher way. The bulk of Bad Teacher isn’t so subversive– Gene Stupnitsky and Lee Eisenberg’s scriptis basically Bad Santa’s public-school analog – butit is consistently funny. Its trash-can humor is tasteless,no doubt, but that doesn’t make it unpalatable.(07/01/2011)– Kimberley Jones★★★■Alamo Ritz, Alamo Village, Barton CreekSquare, CM Cedar Park, Hill Country Galleria, CMRound Rock, Southpark Meadows, Flix Brewhouse,Highland, Gateway, Gold Class, Metropolitan,Tinseltown North, WestgatewBEGINNERS D: Mike Mills; with EwanMcGregor, Christopher Plummer, Mélanie Laurent, GoranVisnjic, Kai Lennox, Mary Page Keller, Keegan Boos. (R, 105 min.)“You think you’re you,” a man tells a dog namedArthur – whom he inherited from his dead father –before breaking it to Arthur that his personality haseverything to do with being bred that way. When wefirst meet 38-year-old Oliver (McGregor), his patternsof speech, his quirks, his method of pitching woo to astunning French actress named Anna (Laurent) seemwholly his own. It’s only when writer/director MikeMills scats to five years prior – when his newly widowedfather, Hal (Plummer), comes out of the closet– that we can pinpoint the source of those definingquirks. When Oliver meets Anna, it’s their mutualwoundedness that brings them together. Grief doesn’tsound like a promising starting point for a love story,but, really, what a bounty of beauty, buoyancy, andpossibility Mills presents to us. Beginners, quite dazzlingly,makes one sincerely believe in the possibilityof rebirth. (06/24/2011) – Kimberley Jones★★★★ Alamo Lamar, Arbor, Tinseltown SouthA BETTER LIFE D: Chris Weitz; with Demián Bichir,José Julián, Delores Heredia, Chelsea Rendon. (PG-13, 98 min.)Director Chris Weitz’s eclecticism gets anotherworkout with his new film, A Better Life, the story ofan undocumented Mexican worker in Los Angelesand his struggle to earn a living and win the respectof his rebellious teenage son. Although its immigrant,working-class milieu is drenched in realismand heartache, A Better Life rarely transcends itspredictable, programmatic structure. A single father,Carlos Galindo (Bichir) ekes out a living gardeningand sleeps on the couch of the run-down apartmenthe shares with his son Luis (Julián), who issteadily drifting toward gang life. When Carlos buyshis friend’s truck, a cruel twist of fate befalls him:The truck is stolen, and father and son set out tofind the thief. A Better Life is, indeed, a heart-tuggerabout the countless undocumented workers whoare rarely depicted as the subjects of their ownstories, but the film never stretches its boundaries.(07/08/2011) – Marjorie Baumgarten★★■Metropolitan, Tinseltown NorthwBRIDESMAIDS D: Paul Feig; with KristenWiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne, Chris O’Dowd, MelissaMcCarthy, Ellie Kemper, Wendi McLendon-Covey. (R, 125 min.)Bridesmaids is a delicious confection that artfullyswirls vulgarity with sincerity. Comic actressKristen Wiig’s hapless heroine Annie, mired indebt after losing the cake shop she owned with aboyfriend who subsequently abandoned her, seesher circumstances grow even bleaker when herchildhood best friend, Lillian (Rudolph), announcesher engagement. She names Annie her maid ofhonor, but there’s competition for the crown in theform of Lillian’s new friend, Helen (Byrne). Thisrelentlessly funny film mines material from theludicrousness of the “wedding industrial complex,”but it doesn’t restrict its scope to matrimonial yuks,smartly placing the other bridesmaids (Kemper,McLendon-Covey, and McCarthy) as counterpointson the continuum of a woman’s life, from newlywedto sex-starved mom. In an age of doggedly unambitiouscomedy, one marvels at the finesse first-timescreenwriters Wiig and Annie Mumolo and directorFeig (Freaks and Geeks) bring to marrying raunch,romantic comedy, and the tested but ever-true bondbetween women. (05/13/2011) – Kimberley Jones★★★★ Barton Creek Square, Hill Country Galleria,CM Round Rock, Southpark Meadows, Gateway, GoldClass, Tinseltown NorthBUCK D: Cindy Meehl. (PG, 88 min.)To hear his fans and clients tell it, the naturalhorseman Dan “Buck” Brannaman has what appearsto be an almost mystical connection to the equinemind. He’s less a horse whisperer, as popularized inNicholas Evans’ book or Robert Redford’s film, thana calm, cool cowboy who just gets horses more thanmost riders and ropers. Brannaman, who spent hischildhood as part of a sibling trick-roping act, lived interror of his alcoholic father, Ace. Now lanky, laconic,and in his 50s, Brannaman shares his expertiseat some 40 clinics a year, teaching people how tohandle their four-legged charges with firm but gentlerespect. Meehl’s documentary features plenty ofinterviews with cowboys and ranch hands, but itlacks the literary or cinematic magic of either versionof The Horse Whisperer. That said, it’s a remarkableportrait of a survivor helping others to survive ontheir own terms. (06/24/2011) – Marc Savlov★★★■Arbor, Violet CrownCARS 2 D: John Lasseter, Brad Lewis; with the voices ofLarry the Cable Guy, Owen Wilson, Michael Caine, Emily Mortimer,Eddie Izzard, John Turturro. (G, 107 min.)Pixar’s new animated feature, Cars 2, vroomsonto the screen with turbocharged energy. The film,which posits a world where automobiles are theonly sentient life-forms, starts confusingly as newcharacters Finn McMissile (McCaine), a debonairspy in the mold of James Bond, and Holley Shiftwell(Mortimer) engage in some sort of espionage. Theaction then shifts its focus to our pals from the originalfilm – hick tow truck Mater (Larry the Cable Guy)and handsome race car Lightning McQueen (Wilson).Mater, who takes over the lead in this sequel, andLightning are soon off to compete in the World GrandPrix race, an international event sponsored by theSUV Sir Miles Axlerod (Izzard). Sir Axlerod has morenefarious motives, but the film’s cloak-and-daggeraspects always take a backseat to the roar of therace cars. The film’s frenetic pace will keep the kidsentertained, but overall Cars 2 is not an especiallygood movie. (06/24/2011) – Marjorie Baumgarten★★★■Alamo Lake Creek, Alamo Lamar, BartonCreek Square, CM Cedar Park, Hill Country Galleria,CM Round Rock, Southpark Meadows, CinemarkStone Hill Town Center, Highland, Gateway, Lakeline,Metropolitan, Tinseltown North, Westgateopenings & ratingsHarry Potter and the DeathlyHallows: Part 2 (PG-13)The Last Mountain (PG)The Trip (NR)Winnie the Pooh (G)Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara (R) As perfect as a moviecan be Slightly flawed, butexcellent nonetheless Has its good points,and its bad points Mediocre, but with oneor two bright spots Poor, without anysaving gracesLa bomba“THE MOST THOROUGHLY ENJOYABLE MOVIE FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY!”Steve Persall, ST. PETERSBURG TIMESCOLUMBIA PICTURES AND METRO-GOLDWYN-MAYER PICTURES PRESENT A BROKEN ROAD/HEY EDDIE/HAPPY MADISON PRODUCTION A FILM BY FRANK CORACI KEVIN JAMES “ZOOKEEPER”MUSICSUPERVISION BY MICHAEL DILBECKMUSICEXECUTIVEROSARIO DAWSONBY RUPERT GREGSON-WILLIAMS PRODUCERS BARRY BERNARDI JEFF SUSSMAN CHARLES NEWIRTH JENNIFER EATZPRODUCED BY TODD GARNER KEVIN JAMES ADAM SANDLER JACK GIARRAPUTO WALT BECKER STORY BY JAY SCHERICK & DAVID RONN SCREENPLAY BY NICK BAKAY & ROCK REUBEN & KEVIN JAMES AND JAY SCHERICK & DAVID RONNDIRECTED BY FRANK CORACINOW PLAYINGVULCAN VIDEOuncle boonmee who can recall his past lives. FOREIGN. CULT. CLASSIC.112 WEST ELIZABETH STREET & 609 WEST 29TH STREETOPEN TIL 2AM ON WEEKENDS. 2-FOR-1 TUES & WEDS.CHECK LOCAL LISTINGS FOR THEATERS AND SHOWTIMESa u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 15, 2011 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 59

showtimes FRIDAY, JULY 15 – THURSDAY, JULY 21ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE AT THE RITZ 320 E. Sixth,476-1320. Showtimes at this venue are subject to frequentchange. Please confirm daily by phone or website.Zzang!!!: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the EighthDimension: Sun, 7:00pmBad Teacher: Fri, 5:15, 8:00, 10:45; Sat, 4:15, 5:15, 8:00,10:45; Sun, 4:15, 5:15, 7:45, 10:00; Mon-Wed, 7:30, 10:15;Thu (7/21), 5:00, 7:30, 10:15Best of the 48-Hour Film Project: Mon, 7:00pmAlbert Pyun Live: Captain America: Sun, 10:15pmAction Pack: Commando: Thu (7/21), 7:00pmWeird Wednesday: Pinball Summer: Wed, 10:00pmMusic Monday: Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage: Mon, 10:00pmAlbert Pyun Live: Tales of an Ancient Empire: Mon, 4:15pmTerror Tuesday: Terrorvision: Tue, 9:50pmGirlie Night: Troop Beverly Hills: Tue, 7:00pmMaster Pancake: The Twilight Saga: New Moon: Fri-Sat, 7:00,10:00Action Pack: Ultimate Rock Sing-Along: Thu (7/21), 9:30pmALAMO DRAFTHOUSE LAKE CREEK13729 Research, 219-5408. Showtimes at this venue aresubject to frequent change. Please confirm daily by phoneor website.Cars 2: Fri, 11:10am; Sat-Sun, 11:00am; Mon, 11:05am;Tue, 11:30am; Wed, 11:05am; Thu (7/21), 11:35amSummer Kids’ Camp: Flight of the Navigator: 10:20amFood & Film: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2Feast: Mon, 7:00pm; Wed, 7:00pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2: Fri, 11:00am,1:10, 3:20, 5:20, 7:35, 11:30pm; Sat, 11:20am, 1:10, 1:55,5:45, 7:35, 10:10, 11:05pm; Sun, 11:20am, 1:10, 1:55, 5:45,7:35, 10:05, 11:05pm; Mon, 11:30am, 2:45, 7:00, 10:10pm;Tue, 12:00, 3:10, 7:30, 9:55; Wed, 11:30am, 2:45, 7:00,10:10pm; Thu (7/21), 1:15, 2:30, 4:25, 7:45Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (3-D):Fri, 10:00am, 2:10, 4:20, 8:35, 9:25, 10:50pm; Sat, 10:00am,2:35, 4:20, 5:05, 9:00, 10:50pm; Sun, 10:00am, 2:35, 4:20,5:05, 9:00, 10:45pm; Mon, 12:30, 3:40, 4:40, 9:10; Tue, 1:00,2:20, 4:10, 6:40, 9:10, 10:40; Wed, 12:30, 3:40, 4:40, 9:10;Thu (7/21), 12:15, 3:30, 6:45Horrible Bosses: Fri, 10:50am, 1:20, 4:00, 7:00, 9:40, 11:45pm;Sat, 10:45am, 1:20, 4:00, 6:50, 9:35, 11:20pm; Sun, 10:45am,1:20, 4:00, 6:50, 9:30, 11:15pm; Mon, 11:15am, 1:20, 3:55,6:45, 9:20, 10:45pm; Tue, 11:10am, 1:45, 4:20, 7:00, 9:35pm;Wed, 11:15am, 1:20, 3:55, 6:45, 9:20, 10:45pm;Thu (7/21), 11:40am, 2:15, 4:50, 7:30pmLarry Crowne: Fri, 12:45, 1:55, 4:30, 7:15; Sat, 12:50, 3:25,6:05, 8:45; Sun, 12:50, 3:25, 6:05, 8:40; Mon, 1:50, 4:30,7:10, 9:45; Tue, 11:20am, 1:55, 4:30, 7:10pm; Wed, 4:30,7:10, 9:45; Thu (7/21), 11:25am, 2:00, 4:35, 7:15pmSuper 8: Fri, 7:25pm; Sat-Sun, 8:15pm; Mon, 1:50, 8:00;Tue, 7:20, 10:10; Wed, 1:50, 8:00Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Fri, 4:10, 9:55;Sat-Sun, 3:15pm; Mon, 12:20, 7:40; Tue, 4:00, 9:45;Wed, 12:20, 7:40; Thu (7/21), 12:40, 8:00Transformers: Dark of the Moon (3-D): Fri, 12:30, 7:50;Sat-Sun, 11:40am, 6:50pm; Mon, 4:00pm; Tue, 12:30, 7:50;Wed, 4:00pm; Thu (7/21), 4:20pmAction Pack: Ultimate Rock Sing-Along: Thu (7/21), 7:00pmZookeeper: Fri, 10:30am, 1:00, 3:45, 6:40pm; Sat, 2:05, 4:35,7:25; Sun, 11:20am, 4:35, 7:25pm; Mon, 12:55, 3:30, 6:30;Tue, 1:15, 3:50, 6:30; Wed, 1:50, 3:30, 6:30; Thu (7/21), 1:20,3:55, 6:30ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE LAMAR 1120 S. Lamar,707-8262. Showtimes subject to frequent change. Pleaseconfirm daily by phone or website.Beginners: Fri-Sat, 10:55am, 1:25, 6:30pm; Sun, 10:55am, 1:25,6:20pm; Mon, 10:55am, 1:25, 6:30pm; Tue, 1:35, 4:10, 6:30;Wed, 10:55am, 1:25, 6:30pm; Thu (7/21), 1:25, 4:25, 6:30Action Pack: The Big Lebowski Quote-Along: Mon, 10:30pmSummer Kids’ Camp: Bridge to Terabithia:Mon-Thu (7/21), 11:00amCars 2: Fri-Sun, 11:00am; Tue-Thu (7/21), 11:00amCars 2 (3-D): Fri, 1:40pm; Sat-Sun, 5:15pm; Mon-Wed, 1:40pm;Thu (7/21), 4:50pmCompany: Sat-Sun, 1:45pmAFS: The Double Life of Veronique: Tue, 7:00pmFood and Film: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2Feast: Thu (7/21), 7:15pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2: Fri, 11:30am, 3:45,4:55, 8:00, 11:50pm; Sat-Sun, 11:30am, 3:10, 4:55, 8:00,11:50pm; Mon, 12:50, 3:10, 4:10, 8:10, 10:00; Tue, 10:45am,11:35, 3:35, 4:55, 7:00, 10:45pm; Wed, 1:10, 3:10, 4:15, 7:15,10:25; Thu (7/21), 10:45am, 4:05, 7:15, 10:25pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (3-D):Fri-Sun, 10:45am, 1:50, 2:35, 5:40, 8:45, 11:05pm;Mon, 11:05am, 2:05, 5:05, 7:10, 11:15pm; Tue, 12:20,2:50, 10:10; Wed, 10:55am, 2:00, 5:05, 8:10, 11:15pm; Thu(7/21), 1:45, 4:45, 7:50Super 8: Fri, 7:30pm; Sat-Sun, 8:05pm; Mon-Tue, 7:30pm;Wed, 7:50pm; Thu (7/21), 7:30pmTransformers: Dark of the Moon: Fri, 6:50pm; Sat-Mon, 6:15pm;Tue, 2:50, 8:00; Wed, 2:50, 6:15; Thu (7/21), 9:05pmTransformers: Dark of the Moon (3-D): 11:15amThe Tree of Life: Fri, 4:20, 7:15; Sat-Sun, 7:15pm; Mon, 4:20pm;Tue, 4:20, 9:15; Wed, 4:20, 9:10; Thu (7/21), 1:40, 4:45, 8:00ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE VILLAGE 2700 W. Anderson,459-7090. Tuesday matinee Baby Day shows (first show ofthe day) are intended for parents and their children youngerthan 6. Showtimes at this venue are subject to frequentchange. Please confirm daily times by phone or website.Bad Teacher: Fri, 4:10, 8:00, 9:35; Sat-Sun, 2:35, 5:15, 8:00,9:30; Mon-Tue, 1:20, 5:00, 7:20, 10:35; Wed, 1:20, 5:00, 7:20;Thu (7/21), 1:20, 3:50, 7:50, 10:35Summer Kids’ Camp: Flushed Away: Mon-Thu (7/21), 11:00amHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2: Fri, 11:10am,4:20, 7:40, 11:55pm; Sat, 11:10am, 4:20, 7:40pm;Mon-Wed, 1:45, 3:40, 7:00; Thu (7/21), 1:45, 5:00, 7:50Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (3-D):Fri, 10:00am, 1:10, 3:05, 11:00pm; Sat, 10:00am, 1:10, 3:25,11:00pm; Sun, 10:00am, 11:10, 1:10, 3:25, 4:20, 7:40, 11:00,11:55pm; Mon-Wed, 12:20, 4:00, 10:20; Thu (7/21), 11:10am,2:15, 10:55pmHorrible Bosses: Fri, 2:30, 5:10, 6:50, 10:45; Sat-Sun, 12:35,3:35, 6:45, 10:45; Mon, 11:05am, 3:50, 7:45, 10:00pm;Tue, 11:05am, 4:30, 7:45, 10:30pm; Wed, 11:05am, 3:50,7:45, 10:35pm; Thu (7/21), 11:05am, 5:20, 8:10, 10:15pmAction Pack: Justin Timberlake Sing-Along: Wed, 10:00pmThe Rocky Horror Picture Show: Sat, 12midTransformers: Dark of the Moon: Fri, 11:20am, 6:25pm;Sat-Sun, 11:50am, 6:25pm; Mon, 12:05, 6:40; Tue, 12:40pm;Wed, 12:05, 6:40; Thu (7/21), 12:05pmTransformers: Dark of the Moon (3-D): Fri-Sun, 10:15pm;Mon, 10:25pm; Tue, 10:00pm; Wed, 10:25pm;Thu (7/21), 6:35, 10:25ARBOR CINEMA @ GREAT HILLS 9828 Great Hills Trail(at Jollyville), 231-9742. Discounts daily before 6pm.Beginners: 12:10, 2:40, 5:10, 7:40, 10:10Buck: 11:50am, 2:10, 4:40, 7:10, 9:40pmSummer Movie Express: Despicable Me: Tue-Wed, 10:00amSummer Movie Express: Kit Kittredge: An American Girl:Tue-Wed, 10:00amLarry Crowne: 12:30, 3:00, 5:30, 8:00, 10:25The Last Mountain: Fri-Tue, 12:20, 2:50, 5:20, 7:50, 10:20;Wed, 12:20, 2:50; Thu (7/21), 12:20, 2:50, 5:20, 7:50, 10:20Midnight in Paris: Fri-Mon, 12:00, 12:50, 2:30, 3:40, 5:00, 7:00,7:30, 9:35, 10:05; Tue, 12:00, 12:50, 2:30, 3:40, 5:00, 7:00,9:35; Wed-Thu (7/21), 12:00, 12:50, 2:30, 3:40, 5:00, 7:00,7:30, 9:35, 10:05Page One: Inside The New York Times: Fri-Mon, 11:55am, 2:20,4:50, 7:20, 9:45pm; Tue, 11:55am, 2:20, 4:50pm;Wed-Thu (7/21), 11:55am, 2:20, 4:50, 7:20, 9:45pmOpera: Tosca: Wed, 6:30pmThe Tree of Life: 12:40, 3:50, 6:50, 9:50BARTON CREEK SQUARE (AMC) Barton CreekSquare mall, MoPac & Highway 360, 888/AMC-4FUN.Matinee discounts available before 6pm on weekdays andbefore 4pm Friday through Sunday and holidays. Call theatrefor complete July 17-21 showtimes.Bad Teacher: Fri, 10:40am, 1:05, 3:30, 5:50, 8:15, 10:40pm;Sat, 10:40amBridesmaids (digital): Fri-Sat, 5:10, 8:05, 11:00Cars 2 (3-D): Fri-Sat, 2:00, 7:15Cars 2 (digital): Fri, 11:20am, 4:40, 9:45pm; Sat, 11:20am,4:40, 9:45, 12:30amHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2: Fri, 9:45am,11:20, 12:00, 12:50, 2:20, 3:05, 3:55, 5:25, 6:10, 7:00, 8:30,9:15, 10:05, 11:35pm, 12:20am; Sat, 9:45am, 12:00, 12:50,1:35, 3:05, 3:55, 4:40, 6:10, 7:00, 9:15, 10:05, 10:50pm,12:20am; Sun-Thu (7/21), 9:45am, 12:50, 3:55, 7:00,10:05pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (3-D):Fri, 10:30am, 1:35, 4:40pm; Sat, 10:30am, 7:45pm;Sun-Thu (7/21), 10:30am, 1:35, 4:40, 7:45, 10:50pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (digital): Fri, 7:45,10:50; Sat, 11:20am, 2:20, 5:25, 8:30, 11:35pmHorrible Bosses: Fri, 10:50am, 1:50, 4:25, 7:10, 9:40pm,12:10amHorrible Bosses (digital): Fri-Sat, 9:55am, 12:20, 3:20, 5:40,8:05, 10:30pmLarry Crowne (digital): Fri-Sat, 9:45am, 12:10, 2:35pmMidnight in Paris: Fri, 10:00am, 12:25, 2:40, 5:00, 7:20,9:40pm, 12midMonte Carlo: Fri-Sat, 2:30, 5:10, 7:55Bloody Disgusting: Phase 7: Fri, 12:15am; Wed, 10:00pmTransformers: Dark of the Moon (3-D): Fri-Sat, 12:35, 7:30Transformers: Dark of the Moon (digital): Fri-Sat, 4:05, 11:05Winnie the Pooh: Fri-Sat, 10:40am, 12:45, 2:50, 4:55, 7:00pmZookeeper: Fri, 9:45am; Sat, 9:45am, 12:00, 10:35pmZookeeper (digital): Fri, 11:00am, 12:00, 1:40, 4:15, 6:40,9:00, 10:35, 11:20pm; Sat, 11:00am, 1:40, 4:15, 6:40, 9:00,11:20pmCINEMARK CEDAR PARK 1335 E. Whitestone,800/FANDANGO.Bad Teacher (digital): 7:50, 10:10Cars 2 (3-D): 9:40am, 12:30pmCars 2 (digital): 11:30am, 2:10, 4:50, 7:40, 10:15pmGreen Lantern (digital): 9:20pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (3-D): 9:10am,12:20, 3:30, 6:40, 9:50pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (digital):Fri-Sat, 9:50am, 10:30, 11:20, 1:00, 1:50, 2:40, 4:10, 5:00,5:50, 7:30, 8:10, 9:10, 10:30, 11:10pm; Sun-Thu (7/21),9:50am, 10:30, 11:20, 1:00, 1:50, 2:40, 4:10, 5:00, 5:50,7:30, 8:10, 9:10, 10:30pmHorrible Bosses (digital): 11:10am, 1:40, 4:30, 7:10, 9:40pmLarry Crowne (digital): 1:30, 7:00Monte Carlo (digital): 11:00am, 2:00, 4:40pmSuper 8 (digital): 10:50am, 4:00, 9:30pmOpera: Tosca: Wed, 6:30pmTransformers: Dark of the Moon (3-D): Fri-Wed, 3:10, 6:50, 10:20Transformers: Dark of the Moon (digital): Fri-Tue, 12:40, 4:20,8:20; Wed, 12:40pm; Thu (7/21), 12:40, 4:20, 8:20Winnie the Pooh (digital): 9:20am, 11:15, 1:20, 3:20, 5:20,7:20pmZookeeper (digital): 9:30am, 12:00, 2:30, 5:10, 8:00, 10:30pmCINEMARK HILL COUNTRY GALLERIA 1412812 Hill Country Blvd., 800/FANDANGO. Call theatre forJuly 21 showtimes.Bad Teacher (digital): Fri-Wed, 11:35am, 2:15, 4:35, 7:00, 9:20pmBridesmaids (digital): Fri-Wed, 7:20, 10:15Cars 2 (3-D): Fri-Wed, 11:05am, 5:35pmCars 2 (digital): Fri-Wed, 2:35, 9:10Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (3-D):Fri-Wed, 12:50, 4:00, 7:15, 10:30Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (digital):Fri-Wed, 11:00am, 11:55, 2:05, 3:05, 5:15, 6:15, 8:30, 9:25pmHorrible Bosses (digital): Fri-Sat, 11:20am, 1:50, 4:30, 7:05,9:40pm; Sun, 1:50, 4:30, 7:05, 9:40; Mon-Wed, 11:20am,1:50, 4:30, 7:05, 9:40pmLarry Crowne (digital): Fri-Wed, 11:10am, 1:40, 4:20, 6:55,9:30pmMidnight in Paris (digital): Fri-Wed, 12:00, 2:20, 5:00, 7:25, 9:45Monte Carlo (digital): Fri-Wed, 11:40am, 2:25, 5:10, 7:50,10:25pmMr. Popper’s Penguins (digital): Fri-Wed, 11:30am, 2:10,4:40pmSuper 8 (digital): Fri-Wed, 12:15, 3:15, 6:05, 9:00Opera: Tosca: Wed, 6:30pmTransformers: Dark of the Moon (3-D): Fri-Wed, 1:55, 8:25Transformers: Dark of the Moon (digital): Fri-Tue, 11:00am,5:30pmWinnie the Pooh (digital): Fri-Wed, 11:15am, 1:25, 3:35, 5:45,7:55, 10:00pmZookeeper (digital): Fri-Tue, 11:05am, 1:45, 4:25, 7:10,9:55pm; Wed, 11:05am, 1:45, 10:30pmFOR UPDATED SHOWTIMES, SEEaustinchronicle.com/film.60 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o mCINEMARK MOVIES 8 ROUND ROCK 2120 N. Mays,Round Rock, 512/388-2848. Discounts daily before 5pm.Insidious: 12:15, 2:45, 5:15, 7:55, 10:20Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer: 11:45am, 2:15,4:30, 7:10, 9:40pmJumping the Broom: 11:30am, 2:00, 4:45, 7:20, 10:05pmPriest: 8:05, 10:15Rango: 11:15am, 1:45, 4:15pmRio: 12:00, 2:30, 5:00Rio (3-D): Fri-Mon, 11:00am, 1:30, 4:00, 7:45, 10:10pm;Tue, 1:30, 4:00, 7:45, 10:10; Wed-Thu (7/21), 11:00am, 1:30,4:00, 7:45, 10:10pmSoul Surfer: 6:50, 9:30Summer Movie Clubhouse: Stuart Little: Tue, 10:00amThor (digital): 12:30, 3:45, 7:00, 9:50Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Big Happy Family: 12:45, 4:05, 7:30, 10:00CINEMARK ROUND ROCK 4401 N. I-35, Round Rock,800/FANDANGO. Cost for 3-D shows is regular ticket priceplus a $3.50 premium.Bad Teacher (digital): 10:50am, 1:40, 4:15, 7:10, 9:45pmBridesmaids (digital): 9:20pmCars 2 (digital): 10:05am, 12:55, 3:40, 6:35, 9:30pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (3-D): 11:55am,3:00, 6:05, 9:10pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (digital): 9:40am,10:25, 11:10, 12:45, 1:30, 2:15, 3:50, 4:35, 5:20, 6:55, 7:40,8:25, 10:00, 10:45pmHorrible Bosses (digital): 11:30am, 2:05, 4:45, 7:30, 10:10pmLarry Crowne (digital): 12:15, 5:10, 10:15Monte Carlo (digital): 10:10am, 3:30, 9:00pmMr. Popper’s Penguins (digital): 9:45am, 2:40, 7:45pmSuper 8 (digital): 12:50, 6:10Transformers: Dark of the Moon (3-D): Fri-Wed, 10:35am, 2:25,6:15, 9:50pmTransformers: Dark of the Moon (digital): 11:40am, 3:15, 7:05,10:30pmWinnie the Pooh (digital): 10:00am, 12:20, 2:45, 5:00, 7:15pmZookeeper (digital): 10:30am, 11:45, 1:20, 2:50, 4:00, 5:25,6:45, 7:55, 9:40, 10:25pmCINEMARK SOUTHPARK MEADOWS 9900 S. I-35,800/FANDANGO. Cost for 3-D shows is regular ticket priceplus a $3.50 premium.Bad Teacher (digital): 10:45am, 1:35, 4:05, 7:05, 10:00pmBridesmaids (digital): 10:20am, 1:25, 4:20, 7:20, 10:10pmCars 2 (3-D): 11:30amCars 2 (digital): 10:30am, 1:30, 5:30, 8:30pmGreen Lantern (digital): 9:40pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (3-D): 11:15am,2:40, 5:50, 9:00pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (digital):Fri-Sat, 10:15am, 12:05, 1:00, 1:40, 3:30, 4:05, 4:50, 6:40,7:20, 8:00, 9:50, 10:25, 11:10pm; Sun-Thu (7/21), 10:15am,12:05, 1:00, 1:40, 3:30, 4:05, 4:50, 6:40, 7:20, 8:00, 9:50,10:25pmHorrible Bosses (digital): 10:50am, 1:50, 4:35, 7:25, 10:05pmLarry Crowne (digital): 6:40, 9:35Monte Carlo (digital): 10:25am, 1:10, 3:55pmMr. Popper’s Penguins (digital): 10:15amSuper 8 (digital): Fri-Tue, 1:05, 4:00, 6:50, 9:45; Wed, 1:05,4:00; Thu (7/21), 1:05, 4:00, 6:50, 9:45Opera: Tosca: Wed, 6:30pmTransformers: Dark of the Moon (3-D): Fri-Wed, 2:35, 6:30, 9:55Transformers: Dark of the Moon (digital): 10:00am, 1:45, 5:45,9:20pmWinnie the Pooh (digital): 11:00am, 1:15, 3:20, 5:25, 7:30pmZookeeper (digital): 10:35am, 1:40, 4:25, 7:10, 9:50pmCINEMARK STONE HILL TOWN CENTER18820 Hilltop Commercial Dr. (southwest corner of highways130 & 45), 512/251-0938.Cars 2 (digital): Fri-Sun, 8:45am, 11:40, 2:20, 5:30, 8:30pm;Mon-Thu (7/21), 11:40am, 2:20, 5:30, 8:30pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (3-D):Fri-Sun, 9:50am, 1:00, 4:10, 7:30, 10:40pm;Mon-Wed, 9:50am, 1:00, 4:10, 7:30pm; Thu (7/21), 9:50am,1:00, 4:10, 7:30, 11:00pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (digital):Fri-Sun, 9:10am, 11:30, 12:15, 2:40, 3:20, 6:10, 6:50, 9:20,10:00pm; Mon-Wed, 11:30am, 12:15, 2:40, 3:20, 6:10, 6:50,9:20, 10:00pmHorrible Bosses (digital): 10:45am, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00, 9:30pmLarry Crowne (digital): 10:00am, 9:00pmTransformers: Dark of the Moon (3-D): 10:30am, 2:50, 6:20,9:45pmTransformers: Dark of the Moon (digital): 12:40, 4:30, 8:00Winnie the Pooh (digital): Fri-Sun, 9:00am, 11:00, 1:10, 3:00,5:00, 7:10pm; Mon-Thu (7/21), 11:00am, 1:10, 3:00, 5:00,7:10pmZookeeper (digital): Fri-Sun, 8:50am, 10:15, 12:50, 3:40,6:30, 9:10pm; Mon-Thu (7/21), 10:15am, 12:50, 3:40, 6:30,9:10pmFLIX BREWHOUSE 2200 S. I-35 (at Hesters Crossing),Round Rock, 512/244-FLIX.Bad Teacher (digital): Fri-Sun, 11:30am, 2:15, 5:00, 7:45,10:45pm; Mon-Thu (7/21), 2:15, 5:00, 7:45, 10:45Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (3-D):Fri-Sun, 10:30am, 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:30pm;Mon-Thu (7/21), 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:30Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (digital):Fri-Sun, 10:00am, 11:00, 1:00, 2:30, 4:00, 6:00, 7:00, 9:25,10:00pm; Mon-Thu (7/21), 1:00, 2:30, 4:00, 6:00, 7:00, 9:25,10:00Horrible Bosses (digital): 2:45, 5:20, 8:00, 10:50*Transformers: Dark of the Moon (3-D): 2:00, 6:15, 9:50GALAXY HIGHLAND 10 North I-35 & Middle Fiskville,467-7305. No one under 18 will be allowed in the theatreon Friday or Saturday after 7pm without an adult.Bad Teacher (digital): Fri-Sat, 10:05am, 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:25,9:45, 11:40pm; Sun-Thu (7/21), 10:05am, 12:30, 2:50, 5:10,7:25, 9:45pmCars 2 (digital): Fri-Sat, 10:30am, 1:15, 4:00, 6:40, 9:25,11:50pm; Sun-Thu (7/21), 10:30am, 1:15, 4:00, 6:40, 9:25pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (3-D):Fri-Sat, 10:00am, 10:30, 11:00, 1:00, 1:30, 1:50, 4:00, 4:30,4:40, 7:00, 7:30, 7:45, 10:00, 10:20, 11:15pm; Sun-Thu(7/21), 10:00am, 10:30, 11:00, 1:00, 1:30, 1:50, 4:00, 4:30,4:40, 7:00, 7:30, 7:45, 10:00, 10:20pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (3-D, D-Box):11:00am, 1:50, 4:40, 7:30, 10:20pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (digital):10:00am, 12:45, 3:45, 6:45, 9:45pmHorrible Bosses (digital): Fri-Sat, 10:20am, 12:20, 2:40, 5:00,7:20, 9:40pm, 12mid; Sun-Thu (7/21), 10:20am, 12:20, 2:40,5:00, 7:20, 9:40pmTransformers: Dark of the Moon (3-D): 11:45am, 12:45, 3:00,4:00, 6:55, 7:15, 10:10, 10:30pmZookeeper (digital): Fri-Sat, 10:00am, 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:10,9:30, 11:50pm; Sun-Thu (7/21), 10:00am, 12:10, 2:30, 4:50,7:10, 9:30pmGATEWAY THEATRE 9700 Stonelake, 416-5700 x3808.Discounts daily before 6pm. Cost for 3-D shows is regularticket price plus a $3.50 premium.Bad Teacher: 11:40am, 1:50, 4:50, 8:10, 10:25pmBridesmaids: 1:30, 4:10, 7:05, 9:50Cars 2: 11:15am, 2:00, 4:45, 7:20, 9:55pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2: Fri-Sun, 10:10am,10:50, 12:15, 1:15, 1:55, 3:20, 4:20, 5:00, 6:25, 7:25, 8:05,9:30, 10:30, 11:10pm; Mon-Thu (7/21), 12:15, 1:15, 1:55,3:20, 4:20, 5:00, 6:25, 7:25, 8:05, 9:30, 10:30Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (3-D):Fri-Sun, 9:45am, 10:30, 11:55, 12:50, 1:35, 3:00, 3:55, 4:40,6:05, 7:00, 7:45, 9:10, 10:05, 10:50pm;Mon-Thu (7/21), 11:55am, 12:50, 1:35, 3:00, 3:55, 4:40,6:05, 7:00, 7:45, 9:10, 10:05, 10:50pmHorrible Bosses: 12:05, 2:45, 5:15, 8:00, 10:35Super 8: 11:35am, 2:05, 4:55, 7:35, 10:10pmTransformers: Dark of the Moon: 12:20, 3:40, 7:10, 10:30Transformers: Dark of the Moon (3-D): 11:25am, 3:10, 6:40,10:00pmWinnie the Pooh: 11:30am, 2:10, 4:05, 7:15pm*X-Men: First Class: 9:45pmZookeeper: Fri, 12:30, 1:45, 2:55, 4:30, 5:25, 9:40;Sat, 11:20am, 12:30, 2:55, 4:30, 5:25, 6:50pm; Sun, 12:30,1:45, 2:55, 4:30, 5:25, 6:50; Mon, 12:30, 1:45, 2:55, 4:30,5:25, 9:40; Tue, 11:20am, 12:30, 2:55, 4:30, 5:25, 6:50pm;Wed, 11:20am, 12:30, 1:45, 2:55, 5:25pm;Thu (7/21), 11:20am, 12:30, 2:55, 4:30, 5:25, 6:50pmZookeeper (open captioned and descriptive audio):Fri, 11:20am, 6:50pm; Sat, 1:45, 9:40; Sun, 11:20am, 9:40pm;Mon, 11:20am, 6:50pm; Tue, 1:45, 9:40; Wed, 4:30pm;Thu (7/21), 1:45, 9:40GOLD CLASS CINEMA 3225 Amy Donovan Plaza(the Domain), 568-3400.Bad Teacher: 10:30am, 1:15, 3:45, 6:30, 10:15pmBridesmaids: 11:45am, 6:45, 10:15pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2: 10:00am, 1:00,3:15, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (3-D):Fri-Sat, 9:00am, 12:00, 3:00, 6:00, 9:00pm, 12mid;Sun-Thu (7/21), 9:00am, 12:00, 3:00, 6:00, 9:00pmHorrible Bosses: 10:15am, 12:45, 3:30, 6:45, 9:15pmLarry Crowne: Fri-Wed, 11:30am, 2:00, 4:45, 7:15, 9:30pm;Thu (7/21), 11:30am, 2:00, 4:15, 10:30pmTransformers: Dark of the Moon (3-D): 10:45am, 2:15, 6:15,9:45pmZookeeper: 12:15, 2:45, 5:15, 7:30, 10:30IMAX THEATRE Texas State History Museum,1800 N. Congress, 936-IMAX.Born To Be Wild: Fri-Sat, 11:00am; Mon-Thu (7/21), 11:00amHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2: Fri-Sat, 1:00,3:45, 6:30, 9:15, 11:55; Mon-Thu (7/21), 2:00, 4:45, 7:30,10:15Texas: The Big Picture: Fri, 9:30am; Sat, 10:00am;Mon-Thu (7/21), 10:00am, 1:00pmTornado Alley: Fri-Sat, 12:00pm; Mon-Thu (7/21), 12:00pmLAKELINE Lakeline Mall at Highway 183 & RR 620,335-4793. Discounts daily before 6pm.Cars 2: 2:15, 7:30Cars 2 (3-D): 11:45am, 4:50, 10:05pmSummer Movie Express: Furry Vengeance: Tue-Wed, 10:00amHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2: 12:30, 3:40,7:00, 9:50Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (3-D): 12:50,4:00, 7:20, 10:15Horrible Bosses: 12:05, 2:35, 5:00, 7:30, 10:00Larry Crowne: 12:00, 2:25, 4:55, 7:15, 9:40Monte Carlo: 11:50am, 2:30, 5:05, 7:35, 10:05pmSummer Movie Express: Shrek Forever After: Tue-Wed, 10:00amTransformers: Dark of the Moon (3-D): 12:15, 3:30, 6:50, 10:10Winnie the Pooh: 12:45, 2:40, 4:35, 7:05, 9:25Zookeeper: 11:55am, 2:20, 4:45, 7:10, 9:35pmMETROPOLITAN South I-35 & Stassney, 447-0101.Discounts daily before 6pm. Cost for 3-D shows is regularticket price plus a $3.50 premium.Bad Teacher: 12:25, 2:45, 5:15, 8:10, 10:35A Better Life: 5:00, 7:35Cars 2: 11:30am, 2:20, 4:55, 7:30, 10:15pmCars 2 (3-D): Fri-Sun, 10:40am, 1:20, 4:00pm;Mon-Tue, 4:00pm; Wed-Thu (7/21), 1:20, 4:00Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2: Fri-Sat, 9:45am,10:30, 11:50, 12:50, 1:35, 3:00, 3:55, 4:40, 6:05, 7:00, 7:45,9:10, 10:05, 10:50pm; Sun, 10:30am, 11:50, 12:50, 1:35,3:00, 3:55, 4:40, 6:05, 7:00, 7:45, 9:10, 10:05, 10:50pm;Mon-Thu (7/21), 11:50am, 12:50, 1:35, 3:00, 3:55, 4:40,6:05, 7:00, 7:45, 9:10, 10:05, 10:50pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (3-D):Fri-Sun, 10:10am, 12:15, 1:15, 3:20, 4:20, 6:25, 7:25, 9:30,10:30pm; Mon-Thu (7/21), 12:15, 1:15, 3:20, 4:20, 6:25,7:25, 9:30, 10:30Horrible Bosses: 11:30am, 12:00, 2:10, 2:40, 4:50, 5:20, 7:10,8:05, 9:40, 10:40pmTransformers: Dark of the Moon: Fri-Sun, 11:00am, 12:30, 2:40,6:15, 9:45, 10:15pm; Mon-Thu (7/21), 12:30, 2:40, 6:15,9:45, 10:15Transformers: Dark of the Moon (3-D): 12:00, 1:00, 3:40, 5:00,7:15, 8:30, 10:45X-Men: First Class (digital): Fri-Tue, 6:40, 9:55; Wed, 10:40pm;Thu (7/21), 6:40, 9:55MILLENNIUM THEATRE 1156 Hargrave, 472-6932.Located within the Millennium Youth Entertainment Complex.Adults, $6; children, $4.Summer Fun Movie Special: Open Season 3: Fri, 10:10amTransformers: Dark of the Moon: Fri-Sat, 12:00, 3:00, 6:00,9:00; Wed-Thu (7/21), 12:00, 3:00, 6:00, 9:00FOR MOBILE LISTINGS, SEEaustinchronicle.com/m.PARAMOUNT THEATRE 713 Congress, 472-5470.The African Queen: Tue, 7:00pm; Wed, 9:00pm; Thu(7/21), 7:00pmHoliday: Tue, 9:10pm; Wed, 7:00pm; Thu (7/21), 9:10pmRear Window: Fri, 9:15pmRed Dawn: Sat, 6:50pmRoad House: Sat, 4:30pmTo Catch a Thief: Fri, 7:00pmTINSELTOWN NORTH North I-35 & FM 1825,512/989-8540. Cost for 3-D shows is regular ticketprice plus a $3.50 premium. Call theatre for July 20-21showtimes.Bad Teacher (digital): Fri-Tue, 10:45am, 1:15, 3:50, 6:15,8:45pmA Better Life (digital): Fri-Tue, 9:15pmBridesmaids (digital): Fri-Tue, 7:20, 10:10Cars 2 (3-D): Fri-Tue, 1:10, 6:50Cars 2 (digital): Fri-Tue, 10:20am, 4:00, 9:40pmGreen Lantern (digital): Fri-Tue, 11:30am, 2:15, 5:10, 8:00,10:45pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (3-D):Fri-Tue, 12:25, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (3-D, XD):Fri-Tue, 9:45am, 12:50, 3:55, 7:00, 10:05pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (digital):Fri-Tue, 10:45am, 11:05, 11:45, 1:50, 2:10, 2:50, 4:55, 5:15,6:00, 8:00, 8:30, 9:00, 11:00pmHorrible Bosses (digital): Fri-Tue, 10:00am, 11:15, 12:35, 1:50,3:10, 4:25, 5:45, 7:05, 8:20, 9:35, 10:45pmKung Fu Panda 2 (digital): Fri-Tue, 11:10am, 1:40, 4:05, 6:35pmLarry Crowne (digital): Fri-Tue, 7:25, 10:05Monte Carlo (digital): Fri-Tue, 11:00am, 1:45, 4:30pmMr. Popper’s Penguins (digital): Fri-Tue, 11:45am, 2:20, 4:45pmSuper 8 (digital): Fri-Tue, 11:35am, 2:25, 5:10, 8:05, 10:45pmOpera: Tosca: Wed, 6:30pmTransformers: Dark of the Moon (3-D): Fri-Tue, 12:15, 3:45,7:15, 10:45Transformers: Dark of the Moon (digital): Fri-Mon, 11:15am,2:45, 6:15, 9:45pmWinnie the Pooh (digital): Fri-Tue, 10:25am, 12:30, 2:35, 4:40,6:45, 9:00pmX-Men: First Class: Fri-Tue, 10:15am, 1:30, 4:40, 7:45, 10:45pmZookeeper (digital): Fri-Tue, 10:10am, 11:30, 12:55, 2:15, 3:30,4:50, 6:15, 7:30, 9:05, 10:15pmTINSELTOWN SOUTH South I-35 & Stassney, 326-3800.$10 “special event” ticket prices apply to Indian films.Beginners: 11:35am, 2:20, 4:55, 7:35, 10:25pmDelhi Belly: Fri-Wed, 11:45am, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:50pmFast Five: 12:50, 3:55, 7:00, 10:10Green Lantern: 12:00, 3:00, 6:00, 9:00Green Lantern (3-D): 11:05am, 2:00, 5:00, 8:00, 10:45pmThe Hangover: Part II: 11:40am, 2:25, 5:05, 7:50, 10:35pmLarry Crowne (digital): 11:15am, 1:55, 4:30, 7:05, 9:55pmMidnight in Paris: 11:30am, 1:45, 4:10, 6:30, 8:50pmMonte Carlo: 11:10am, 1:50, 4:35, 7:20, 10:30pmMr. Popper’s Penguins (digital): 12:10, 2:40, 5:10, 7:45, 10:20Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides: Fri-Wed, 12:25,3:40, 6:55, 10:15; Thu (7/21), 12:25, 3:40, 6:55Super 8: 1:05, 4:00, 6:50, 9:40Thor: 1:30, 4:20, 7:10, 10:00Winnie the Pooh (digital): 11:00am, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 9:45pmSummer Movie Clubhouse: The Wizard of Oz: Tue-Wed, 10:00amZindagi Na Milegi Dobara: Fri-Wed, 12:00, 3:15, 6:30, 9:45Zookeeper: 12:40, 3:25, 6:05, 8:45Zookeeper (digital): Fri-Mon, 11:25am, 2:05, 4:50, 7:25,10:05pm; Tue-Wed, 2:05, 4:50, 7:25, 10:05; Thu (7/21),11:25am, 2:05, 4:50, 7:25, 10:05pmVIOLET CROWN CINEMA 434 W. Second, 495-9600.Four-hour parking validation in attached garage with ticketpurchase. Reserved seating; bar and cafe on-site.Buck: 1:20, 2:55, 7:30, 9:00*Cave of Forgotten Dreams (3-D): 12:00pmMidnight in Paris: Fri-Sun, 11:00am, 2:00, 4:00, 6:00, 8:00,10:00pm; Mon-Thu (7/21), 2:00, 4:00, 6:00, 8:00, 10:00Page One: Inside The New York Times: 1:00, 5:30, 7:00Queen To Play: Fri, 3:20, 4:50, 9:30; Sat-Sun, 11:15am, 3:20,4:50, 9:30pm; Mon-Thu (7/21), 3:20, 4:50, 9:30The Trip: Fri-Sun, 11:00am, 1:15, 3:30, 5:50, 7:15, 10:35pm;Mon-Thu (7/21), 1:15, 3:30, 5:50, 7:15, 10:35WESTGATE 11 South Lamar & Ben White, 899-2717.Discounts daily before 6pm. Cost for 3-D shows is regularticket price plus a $3.50 premium.Bad Teacher: Fri-Sun, 10:30am, 12:45, 3:00, 5:25, 7:55,10:20pm; Mon-Thu (7/21), 12:45, 3:00, 5:25, 7:55, 10:20Cars 2: 11:20am, 1:55, 4:30, 7:05, 9:40pmSummer Movie Express: Gulliver’s Travels: Tue-Wed, 10:00amGulliver’s Travels (digital): Tue, 10:00amHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2: Fri-Sat, 9:45am,10:30, 12:50, 1:35, 3:55, 4:40, 7:00, 7:45, 10:05, 10:50pm;Sun-Thu (7/21), 10:40am, 12:50, 1:35, 3:55, 4:40, 7:00, 7:45,10:05, 10:50pmHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (3-D):Fri-Sat, 10:10am, 1:15, 4:20, 7:25, 10:30pm; Sun, 10:20am,1:15, 4:20, 7:25, 10:30pm; Mon-Thu (7/21), 1:15, 4:20, 7:25,10:30Horrible Bosses: Fri-Mon, 12:15, 2:35, 5:05, 7:35, 10:15;Tue-Wed, 12:30, 2:50, 5:15, 7:35, 10:15; Thu (7/21), 12:15,2:35, 5:05, 7:35, 10:15Summer Movie Express: How To Train Your Dragon:Tue-Wed, 10:00amLarry Crowne: 12:05, 2:25, 4:55, 7:30, 9:50Super 8: 12:00, 2:40, 5:15, 7:50, 10:25Transformers: Dark of the Moon (3-D): Fri-Wed, 11:30am, 3:15,6:50, 10:10pm; Thu (7/21), 11:30am, 3:15, 6:50pmWinnie the Pooh: 11:10am, 1:10, 3:10, 5:10, 7:10, 9:10pmZookeeper: 11:45am, 2:15, 4:50, 7:15, 9:45pm> An asterisk (*) before a title meansthat no passes or special admissiondiscounts will be accepted.> Changes may sometimes occur; viewersare encouraged to call theatres toconfirm showtimes.

CALENDA R ( COMMUNITY SPORTS ARTS F ILM MUSIC) LIST I NGSCAVE OF FORGOTTENw DREAMS D: Werner Herzog. (NR, 90 min.)Lions and bison and bears! Oh my! Such imagesjoin other remnants of prehistoric life that weredrawn on the walls of the Cave of Chauvet-Pontd’Arcin southern France, probably some 30,000years ago. Generally believed to be the oldestexamples of human artwork yet discovered, theimages convey a powerful sense of mystery andawe. Because of the harmful effects of exposureto the 21st century, access to the Chauvet Caveis permitted only to a very select sample of geologists,art historians, anthropologists – and WernerHerzog. What this audacious filmmaker emergeswith is an amazing investigation into what makeshuman beings tick, no matter the millennium. To alarge extent, Cave of Forgotten Dreams is can’t-missmaterial, especially in its 3-D iteration. Herzog usesthe images to explore ideas about the beginningsof art, and the outline of a human hand leads to aninevitable question about the work of the auteur.(05/20/2011) – Marjorie Baumgarten★★★★■Violet CrownDELHI BELLY D: Abhinay Deo; with Imran Khan,Kunaal Roy Kapur, Vir Das. (NR, 103 min.)Three average guys are the unwitting targetsof a deadly crime syndicate in this Indian comedythat’s mostly in English. (07/01/2011)– Marjorie BaumgartenTinseltown SouthGREEN LANTERN D: Martin Campbell; withRyan Reynolds, Blake Lively, Peter Sarsgaard. (PG-13, 114 min.)Eye candy of the most vibrant sort, this big-screenadaptation of the cult DC comic is, not all thatsurprisingly, a muddled mess of a superhero film burdenedby a seriocomic turn by lead Ryan Reynolds.As the hotshot, jerkwad test pilot Hal Jordan,Reynolds rocks the cheekbones, sass, and frat-boypanache to the end of the universe and back. Whena dying purple alien bequeaths the titular torch andring containing the “emerald energy of willpower” toa perplexed/bemused/irritating Hal, he is spirited offto Oa, home planet of the eons-old Green LanternCorps, where he trains for his new gig as a galacticdo-gooder. Before long, he is back on Earth, wheretrouble and Hal’s redemption ensue. Director MartinCampbell has a way with action set-pieces, but it’snot enough to make Green Lantern anything morethan a second-tier, superhero also-ran. It’s a helluvacomic book, but it’s a godawful mess of a movie.(06/24/2011) – Marc Savlov★ CM Cedar Park, Southpark Meadows, TinseltownNorth, Tinseltown SouthThe Adventures ofBuckaroo BanzaiAcross the 8thDimensionThe Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Acrossthe 8th Dimension (1983) D: W.D. Richter; withPeter Weller, John Lithgow, Ellen Barkin, Jeff Goldblum,Christopher Lloyd. (PG, 103 min.) Zzang!!! Wonderfullyfun, albeit markedly chaotic and incoherent, BuckarooBanzai is one of those movies that has earned astrong cult reputation on the basis of its mile-a-minutecross-cultural references and pseudoscientific mumbojumbo. (*) @Alamo Ritz, Sunday, 7pm.JUDY MOODY AND THE NOTBUMMER SUMMER D: John Schultz; with JordanaBeatty, Heather Graham, Jaleel White, Preston Bailey, ParrisMosteller, Janet Varney, Kristoffer Winters, Robert Costanzo, SharonSachs, Jackson Odell. (PG, 91 min.)We’re glad Judy Moody’s summer turned out notto be a bummer and wish the same could be saidfor those who have to sit through her movie. Thefilm is based on the Judy Moody book series, with ascreenplay penned by the author, Megan McDonald.Near-tween Judy (Beatty) is bummed out becauseher best friends are leaving town for the summerand she’s stuck at home with her little brother Stink(Mosteller). Then Judy’s parents suddenly have togo out of town and leave their children under thesupervision of their Aunt Opal (Graham), who turnsout to be an artist who has just returned from Bali.I’m generally a fan of movies that star girls, but JudyMoody strikes the same whiny chord over and over.When Jaleel White (aka Urkel from Family Matters) isa movie’s most sedate character, you’re in for a noisyride. (06/17/2011) – Marjorie Baumgarten★★■Movies 8JUMPING THE BROOM D: Salim Akil; withPaula Patton, Angela Bassett, Laz Alonso, Loretta Devine, MeaganGood, Tasha Smith, Julie Bowen, DeRay Davis, Brian Stokes Mitchell.(PG-13, 113 min.)An urban family rom-com that actually has somethinginteresting to say about race and romance,Jumping the Broom makes Tyler Perry’s Madeafranchise resemble Eddie Murphy’s Klump familyby comparison. Bassett and Devine are the duelingmatriarchs brought together on the eve of theirrespective offspring’s nuptials. Sabrina Watson(Patton) and Jason Taylor (Alonso) seem to form amatch made in heaven but for their polar-oppositebackgrounds. Sabrina’s family lives on Martha’sVineyard and are cultured, multilingual, and a perfectportrait of African-American gentry. Jason’s backstoryis that of a gussied-up homeboy. Mrs. Taylor workslong hours as a clerk for the Postal Service, she’swidowed, and her pies are to die for. The collision ofassumed propriety is at the heart of the story, butwriters Elizabeth Hunter and Arlene Gibbs ladle onmore than enough unnecessary subplots and familyskeletons to make Jumping the Broom feel downrightoverstuffed. (05/06/2011)– Marc Savlov★★★■Movies 8LARRY CROWNE D: Tom Hanks; with Tom Hanks,Julia Roberts, Cedric the Entertainer, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, BryanCranston, Taraji P. Henson, Wilmer Valderrama, Pam Grier, RitaWilson, George Takei. (PG-13, 98 min.)Co-written by Tom Hanks and My Big Fat GreekWedding’s Nia Vardalos, Larry Crowne is a slight,facile, and ultimately yawnworthy romantic comedy.As the titular character, Hanks plays up the farcicalelements of the story by mugging, wearing too muchmakeup, and ruminating on nothing at all. After beingfired from his Walmart-esque job, Larry hightails it tohis local community college, where he’s befriendedby a scooter gang led by the impossibly cute andchirpy Talia (Mbatha-Raw). His heart’s true calling,however, arrives in the form of his speech teacher,Mercedes Tainot (Roberts), a chilly, alcoholic womanmarried to a porn-surfing ex-prof turned lazy novelist(Cranston). From there on out, Larry Crowne isan exercise in terrible, pointless filmmaking. LarryCrowne may be the blandest, most white-breadrom-com in the history of the genre, instantly forgettableand more than a little embarrassing for its twosuperstar leads. (07/01/2011) – Marc Savlov★ Alamo Lake Creek, Arbor, Barton Creek Square,CM Cedar Park, Hill Country Galleria, CM Round Rock,Southpark Meadows, Cinemark Stone Hill Town Center,Gold Class, Lakeline, Tinseltown North, TinseltownSouth, WestgateHORRIBLE BOSSES D: Seth Gordon; withJason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston,Kevin Spacey, Jamie Foxx, Colin Farrell. (R, 98 min.)Though it boasts a terrific cast, Horrible Bossesis unable to parlay its abundance of talent intoan abundance of comedy. Aniston plays a foulmoutheddentist who sexually harasses her assistantDale (Day). Spacey plays the lying, manipulativeboss of Nick (Bateman). Kurt (Sudeikis) ishappy at his job until his boss dies and leaves hiscoke-fueled jerk of a son (Farrell) to run the show.Oh, the problems well-employed white males face!Old friends Nick, Dale, and Kurt meet regularly in abar to commiserate about their troubles, which iswhere their half-baked idea of killing their bossesis hatched. They are three nitwits, however, andtheir plot keeps coming undone by their own idiocy.Director Seth Gordon contributes little stylistically,and the film’s vulgar dialogue seems calculatedto find a new low for R-rated comedies. Whenadded altogether, Horrible Bosses gets the jobdone but is not recommended for advancement.(07/08/2011) – Marjorie Baumgarten★★ Alamo Lake Creek, Alamo Village, BartonCreek Square, CM Cedar Park, Hill Country Galleria,CM Round Rock, Southpark Meadows, CinemarkStone Hill Town Center, Flix Brewhouse, Highland,Gateway, Gold Class, Lakeline, Metropolitan,Tinseltown North, Westgate‘‘! INGENIOUS.YOU’LL BE CRY-LAUGHING. ”- Joshua Rothkopf, TIME OUT NEW YORK“THE HARDESTI’VE LAUGHEDAT A COMEDYTHIS YEAR. ”- Michael Phillips,CHICAGO TRIBUNEWWW.IFCFILMS.COMSTEVE COOGANROB BRYDONa film by MICHAEL WINTERBOTTOMSTARTS FRI., JULY 15!VIOLET CROWN CINEMA434 W. 2ND ST AT GUADALUPEAUSTIN • (512)495-9600a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 15, 2011 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 61

CALENDA R ( COMMUNITY SPORTS ARTS F ILM MUSIC) LIST I NGS“Pioneer”Texas FilmmakersShowcase 2011Texas Filmmakers Showcase 2011D: Various. Austin Film Society. Included in thisyear’s program of short films made in Texasthat were deemed the best by the HoustonFilm Commission are “8” by Julie Gould andDaniel Laabs; “Fatakra” by Soham Mehta; LCDSoundsystem: “Home” by Mark Armes and RickDarge; “The Man Who Never Cried” by BradleyJackson; “Noc na Tanecku (Night at the Dance)”by Annie Silverstein; “Pioneer” by David Lowery,and “Sasquatch Birth Journal 2” by David andNathan Zellner. @Austin Studios Screening Room,Wednesday; 7, 9pm; all ticket proceeds will benefitthe Texas Filmmakers’ Production Fund.wMIDNIGHT IN PARIS D: Woody Allen;with Owen Wilson, Rachel McAdams, Marion Cotillard,Kurt Fuller, Mimi Kennedy, Michael Sheen, Nina Arianda, Corey Stoll,Alison Pill, Kathy Bates, Carla Bruni, Adrien Brody. (PG-13, 94 min.)Woody Allen’s Midnight in Paris is, quite simply,charming. Gil (Wilson), a would-be novelist on vacationwith his no-nonsense fiancée, Inez (McAdams),has a very specific fantasy in mind: Paris in theTwenties in the rain. During the day, Gil and Inez putteraround like regular tourists, checking out this andthat – but it’s the nighttime where Midnight in Parisreally hits its stride. As the clock strikes midnight, Gildiscovers a portal of sorts into the 1920s. There, heboozes it up with Ernest Hemingway (Stoll, killing it),shares his manuscript with Gertrude Stein (Bates),and pitches future filmmaker Luis Buñuel the plot ofthe eternally baffling The Exterminating Angel. Thisstretch of the film is a riot and feels like deeply personalfilmmaking for Allen. While it’s not all strictlyla vie en rose, it’s easy to shrug off the occasionalfumble when weighed against so much clevernessand canniness and, bien sûr, irresistible charm.(06/10/2011) – Kimberley Jones★★★★■Arbor, Barton Creek Square, Hill CountryGalleria, Tinseltown South, Violet CrownMONTE CARLO D: Tom Bezucha; with Selena Gomez,Leighton Meester, Katie Cassidy, Cory Monteith, Andie MacDowell.(PG, 109 min.)Disney Channel star Selena Gomez has latelybeen shifting her attention away from the tweenersitcom Wizards of Waverly Place, and toward the bigscreen. This teen-targeted European vacation piffleisn’t a step forward or back – more like a slow jogin place. The premise – a high school loner namedGrace (Gomez) longs to see Paris, but when shearrives, the dream is deflated – is simple enough.However, Grace, it turns out, is a dead ringer fora spoiled British heiress named Cordelia. WhenCordelia goes off the map, Grace steps into her coutureshoes and jet-setting itinerary. Once in MonteCarlo, Grace and her companions, best friend Emma(Cassidy) and stepsister Meg (Meester), part waysand are each romanced by an international lover.But the last act, in which all parties descend on thesame Monte Carlo hotel, requires better comic timing;what’s meant to be madcap plays as somethingfar pokier. (07/08/2011) – Kimberley Jones★★★■Barton Creek Square, CM Cedar Park, HillCountry Galleria, CM Round Rock, Southpark Meadows,Lakeline, Tinseltown North, Tinseltown South62 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o mMR. POPPER’S PENGUINS D: Mark Waters;with Jim Carrey, Carla Gugin, Angela Lansbury, Ophelia Lovibond,Maxwell Perry Cotton, Madeline Carroll, Clark Gregg. (PG, 95 min.)Based on a 1938 Newberry Award-winning children’sbook, Mr. Popper’s Penguins is a story abouta divorced father who cohabits with penguins. JimCarrey, finding a happy medium between the manicand mawkish, plays a New York City wheeler-dealerwho lives in a grand apartment, separated from hiswife (Gugino) and two children (Carroll and Cotton).When he is sent a half-dozen penguins by his longabsentfather, his apartment suddenly seems to hischildren an exciting place to hang out rather than anobligatory weekend domicile. Mr. Popper’s Penguinsuses a mix of live animals and CGI, but the penguinsgenerally behave like the animals they were born tobe. Of course, all family issues are happily resolvedin the end – as is the penguins’ fate. In the sea ofmediocrity that passes for children’s films thesedays, Mr. Popper’s Penguins has enough originality(and silly physical comedy) to make it stand out.(06/24/2011) – Marjorie Baumgarten★★★■Hill Country Galleria, CM Round Rock, SouthparkMeadows, Tinseltown North, Tinseltown SouthPAGE ONE: INSIDE THE NEWw YORK TIMES D: Andrew Rossi. (R, 88 min.)When it came time for The New York Times toreview this documentary, which provides an engrossinglook at that gold standard of journalism, the Timesoutsourced the review. Honestly? I wish I could farmit out, too, because the concerns addressed in PageOne – among them the slow death of print media andthe shambling efforts of newspapers to reinvent themselvesin this new media era – are the same concernsconfounding the paper you’re currently holding. PageOne’s wandering attention touches on the PentagonPapers, WikiLeaks, and the Judith Miller scandal, withasides from an impressive array of talking heads likeDavid Remnick, Gay Talese, and Clay Shirky. These aresink-or-swim times for newspapers, as they brace forthe collision of old and new media. Jury’s still out onwhether that collision will be a car crash or a spiritedevolution, but we won’t have to wait long to find out.(07/01/2011) – Kimberley Jones★★★ Arbor, Violet CrownwQUEEN TO PLAY D: Caroline Bottaro; withSandrine Bonnaire, Kevin Kline, Francis Renaud, AlexandraGentil, Daniel Martin, Jennifer Beals. (NR, 101 min., subtitled)Superlative performances and a restrained directorialtouch elevate this compelling French drama abouta woman who gradually discovers horizons where previouslyshe had seen none. Hélène (Bonnaire), a wifeand mother who works as a hotel maid on the islandof Corsica, is content with her life, her only ambitions– marrying her husband, Ange (Renaud), and moving toRabbit-Proof FenceRabbit-Proof Fence (2002) D: Phillip Noyce; withKenneth Branagh. (PG, 94 min.) Austin Public Libraryand Austin Film Society: Head Start Cinema – FilmsTo See by Age 14 and Beyond. Set in 1931 Australiaand based on a true event, Noyce’s film shows whatthree half-caste aboriginal girls experience when theyescape the camp where they have been forcibly sentin order to become anglicized. The music is by PeterGabriel. (*) @University Hills Branch Library, Monday,6:30pm; free.Phase 7Phase 7 (2011) D: Nicolás Goldbart; with DanielHendler, Federico Luppi, Jazmín Stuart, Yayo Guridi. (R, 95min.) Bloody Disgusting. In this apocalyptic Argentinehorror film, which premiered at SXSW Film ’11, a manand his pregnant wife move into an apartment buildingthat quickly becomes quarantined due to a deadlypandemic. Survival becomes paramount. @Barton CreekSquare, Friday, 12:15am; Wednesday, 10pm.town – having already been fulfilled. Then one day whilecleaning a hotel room, she spies its occupants engagedin a game of chess. Something gains a foothold inher imagination, and she begins to teach herself thegame. As time passes and her skill grows, the gameconsumes her and becomes an overriding passion.That’s about it as far as the plot goes. Although directorBottaro sometimes overdoes the story’s metaphoricaltouches, Queen To Play competes on a very high levelas a story of an inner journey that’s not simply blackand-white.(07/08/2011) – Marjorie Baumgarten★★★ Violet CrownSUPER 8 D: J.J. Abrams; with Joel Courtney, Kyle Chandler,Noah Emmerich, Elle Fanning, Ron Eldard, Riley Griffiths, Ryan Lee,Gabriel Basso, Zach Mills. (PG-13, 112 min.)Set in 1979, writer/director J.J. Abrams’ newmonster movie throwback, Super 8, follows a groupof late-tweeners/early teenagers who are spendingtheir summer vacation shooting a zombie movie (onSuper 8 stock). Newcomer Joel Courtney is perfectas Joe Lamb, who has recently lost his mother andgets his first kiss from Alice Dainard (Fanning) as heapplies her zombie makeup. While filming one nightat an abandoned railroad track, the kids witness aspectacular crash, which triggers the beginning of theirtown’s destruction by the train’s mysterious cargo.Joe’s father, Jackson Lamb (Chandler), the town’sdeputy sheriff, is stymied in his efforts to solve thestrange occurrences and sudden disappearances ofvarious townspeople. Of course, the disaster also hasa way of reuniting families, although Abrams’ resolutionsseem pat and hollow. Ultimately, it’s the periodand character details that provide the grist for Super8’s winning formula, rather than its emotional arc andmonster jolts. (06/10/2011) – Marjorie Baumgarten★★★ Alamo Lake Creek, Alamo Lamar, CM CedarPark, Hill Country Galleria, CM Round Rock, SouthparkMeadows, Gateway, Tinseltown North, TinseltownSouth, WestgateTHOR D: Kenneth Branagh; with Chris Hemsworth, AnthonyHopkins, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston, Stellan Skarsgård,Kat Dennings, Clark Gregg, Idris Elba, Colm Feore, Ray Stevenson,Tadanobu Asano, Rene Russo. (PG-13, 113 min.)This is the long-awaited cinematic adaptation ofMarvel Comics’ popular take on Norse mythology andthe eponymous God of Thunder. Following a bloodycontretemps involving the dread Frost Giants, thearrogant, pouty Thor (Hemsworth, perfectly cast) isstripped of his all-powerful war hammer, Mjølnir, andcast out of Asgard by his father, King Odin (Hopkins).Wormholing his way to Earth, Thor encounters scientistJane Foster (Portman) and friends, who wonder,rightly: Who is this muscle-bound mook with delusionsof demi-godhood? Thor moves at a breathlesspace, taking zero time for anything resembling theendearingly nuanced romance between, oh, I dunno,Spider-Man and Mary Jane. It’s a spectacle, all right,and spectacular at times: Hemsworth nails Thor’sroyal insouciance and even injects a fair amount ofhumor into what could have been a dour downer ofa deity. All told, though, Thor suffers from too muchbackstory and too many subplots and character introductions.(05/06/2011)– Marc Savlov★★★■Movies 8, Tinseltown SouthTRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THEMOON D: Michael Bay; with Shia LaBeouf, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Josh Duhamel, John Turturro, Tyrese Gibson, PatrickDempsey, Frances McDormand, John Malkovich, Kevin Dunn; withthe voices of Hugo Weaving, Leonard Nimoy. (PG-13, 154 min.)Director Michael Bay isn’t known for his subtlety,and Transformers: Dark of the Moon has about asmuch of it as a phased-plasma rifle to the back ofthe head. But, surprise, it’s freaking epic and massivefun. Low expectations have rarely paid off sowell as with this lumbering behemoth of a popcorn,sci-fi actioner. Picking up where its predecessor leftoff, Dark of the Moon returns to a world where thepeace- and freedom-loving Autobots are scouringthe globe for their archnemeses, the Decepticons.Caught in the middle as ever is Sam Witwicky(LaBeouf), who is also contending with girlfriendrelatedissues and an insane new boss (Malkovich).Add to this the fact that the Apollo 11 mission wasnot what it seemed, a cameo by Buzz Aldrin (!), andLeonard Nimoy voicing the top-dog Autobot SentinelPrime, and you end up with a ridiculously fun 154minutes of utterly unhinged, completely over-the-toprobotic mayhem. (07/01/2011) – Marc Savlov★★★■Alamo Lake Creek, Alamo Lamar, Alamo Village,Barton Creek Square, CM Cedar Park, Hill CountryGalleria, CM Round Rock, Southpark Meadows,Cinemark Stone Hill Town Center, Flix Brewhouse,Highland, Gateway, Gold Class, Lakeline, Metropolitan,Millennium, Tinseltown North, WestgatewTHE TREE OF LIFE D: Terrence Malick;with Brad Pitt, Jessica Chastain, Sean Penn, HunterMcCracken, Laramie Eppler, Tye Sheridan. (PG-13, 138 min.)Terrence Malick’s hotly awaited movie, The Tree ofLife, bursts with unbridled ambition and vision. Thefilmmaker is trying to capture a sense of the entiretyof human existence, which has roots grounded inthe earth, branches that reach ever skyward, and acircumference that expands with each passing generation.After opening with a cacophony of whisperedprayers swirling through the universe, The Tree of Lifesettles into its evocative middle section, which offersglimpses of the O’Brien family in 1950s Waco, Texas.Pitt and Chastain play the parents of three boys, theeldest of whom, Jack (McCracken as a child, Penn asan adult), is the story’s central figure. He is constantlytorn by the contradictory pulls of the “way of nature,”represented by the father, and the “way of grace,” therealm of the mother. While it doesn’t always reach theheights for which it aims, The Tree of Life soars boldlyand fearlessly. (06/03/2011) – Marjorie Baumgarten★★★★■Alamo Lamar, ArborTYLER PERRY’S MADEA’S BIGHAPPY FAMILY D: Tyler Perry; with Perry, LorettaDevine, Cassi Davis, Shad “Bow Wow” Moss, David Mann, TamelaMann, Shannon Kane, Isaiah Mustafa, Natalie Desselle Reid, RodneyPerry, Teyana Taylor, Lauren London. (PG-13, 106 min.)Tyler Perry is back with another movie featuringMadea – his self-essayed, no-nonsense matriarchin drag – following his bid for respectability with lastyear’s literary adaptation For Colored Girls and hisensemble piece Why Did I Get Married Too?. Really,there is little to recommend about Perry’s Madeafilms, which are brokers of racial and sexual stereotypes,other than their appeal to a certain segmentof black women who are underserved by the currentfilm market. Big Happy Family’s primary plotline isabout Madea’s niece Shirley (Devine) needing to tellher grown children about her terminal cancer. Madea’sfamily is a fractious bunch, but the mouthy matriarcheventually lays down the law for each one of them.Deathbed scenes and colonoscopy humor, Bible quotations,and Maury Povich “Who Is the Real Baby Daddy”episodes all cohabit with equal relevance in the worldof Tyler Perry. (04/29/2011) – Marjorie Baumgarten★★■Movies 8

CALENDA R ( COMMUNITY SPORTS ARTS F ILM MUSIC) LIST I NGSX-MEN: FIRST CLASS D: Matthew Vaughn; withJames McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Kevin Bacon, Rose Byrne, JenniferLawrence, January Jones, Nicholas Hoult, Zoë Kravitz, Oliver Platt.(PG-13, 131 min.)In this Marvel comic origin story, set primarily in theearly Sixties, director Vaughn gooses summer blockbusterexpectations by enlisting two arthouse hotties,McAvoy and Fassbender, to portray youthful versionsof Professor X, who reads minds, and Erik, who bendsmetal as his alias Magneto. Truth be told, X-Men:First Class feels less like a movie and more like aseries of preambles. It never quite catches a rhythmbut glides by on the strength of its personalities. It’sall vastly superior to Brett Ratner’s X-Men: The LastStand, of course. But new blood and swinging Sixtiesmilieu aside, X-Men: First Class never finds a freshway to sell the same old plot points – humans fearfulof mutants, the idea of forced identification, a madgenius recruiting an army – and we’re pretty definitivelyin broken-record country. Ah, but the natives do lookgroovy in their go-go boots and mock turtlenecks.(06/10/2011) – Kimberley Jones★★★ Gateway, Metropolitan, Tinseltown NorthZOOKEEPER D: Frank Coraci; with Kevin James, RosarioDawson, Leslie Bibb, Ken Jeong; with the voices of Nick Nolte,Sylvester Stallone, Adam Sandler, Cher, Judd Apatow, Jon Favreau,Faizon Love, Maya Rudolph. (PG, 104 min.)I’m not gonna sugarcoat this: Movies don’t haveto be this bad. Kids deserve better. Actually, is thisgeared at kids? Because I can’t figure how the fivescreenwriters it took to tap out this crapper thoughtkids would be interested in watching James’ sad-sackzookeeper Griffin try to woo back his vapid ex-girlfriendCheck Film Listings online for full-length reviews, up-to-date showtimes, archives, and more!austinchronicle.com/film(Bibb). Here’s the bait and switch: Griffin iscoached in the ways of seduction by talking animals.(Kids love those, right?) Most of the jokesmiss, given the film’s suffocating focus on howto shape Griffin into an alpha male. But, hey,there’s that lure of Real. Live. Animals! Oh, wait:Zookeeper’s most prominent animal character, agorilla named Bernie (voiced by Nolte), is mostlyportrayed by a dude in a suit. And you can tell.Look, dumb comedy’s fine if it’s, you know, smartabout it. Zookeeper’s just dumb-dumb, and, morecriminally, has no magic at all to impart on thekids. (07/08/2011) – Kimberley JonesAlamo Lake Creek, Barton Creek Square, CMCedar Park, Hill Country Galleria, CM Round Rock,Southpark Meadows, Cinemark Stone Hill TownCenter, Highland, Gateway, Gold Class, Lakeline,Tinseltown North, Tinseltown South, Westgatealso playing*Full-length reviews available online ataustinchronicle.com.FAST FIVE ★★ Tinseltown SouthTHE HANGOVER: PART II★★ Tinseltown SouthINSIDIOUS Movies 8KUNG FU PANDA 2 ★★★ TinseltownNorthPIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN:ON STRANGER TIDES★★★ Tinseltown SouthPRIEST ★★ Movies 8RANGO ★★★★■Movies 8RIO ★★ Movies 8SOUL SURFER ★★ Movies 8HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART2: 3D (PG–13)Fri. - Sun. 10:30 1:304:30 7:30 10:30Mon. - Thu. 1:30 4:30 7:30 10:30HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART 2(PG–13) Fri. - Sun. 10:00 11:00 1:002:30 4:00 6:00 7:00 9:25 10:00Mon. - Thu. 1:00 2:30 4:00 6:00 7:00 9:25 10:00HORRIBLE BOSSES (R) Fri. -Thu. 2:45 5:20 8:00 10:50TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON 3D(PG–13) Fri. - Thu. 2:00 6:15 9:50BAD TEACHER(R) Fri. - Sun.11:30 2:15 5:00 7:45 10:45Mon. - Thu. 2:15 5:00 7:45 10:45Galaxy Theatres presents "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2: 3D" in DBox Motion Seats.We are the only theater in Austin where you canexperience movies like never before.Tickets on sale now in Theater and Online.HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART2: 3D (PG–13)DBox Motion Seating Fri. - Thu. 11:00 1:50 4:40 7:30 10:20HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART2: 3D (PG–13) Fri. & Sat. 10:00 10:30 1:00 1:30 4:00 4:30 7:00 7:45 10:00 11:15Sun. - Thu. 10:00 10:30 1:00 1:30 4:00 4:30 7:00 7:45 10:00HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART 2(PG–13)Fri. - Thu. 10:00 12:45 3:45 6:45 9:45TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON 3D (PG–13)Fri. - Thu. 11:45 12:45 3:00 4:00 6:55 7:15 10:10 10:30ZOOKEEPER (PG)Fri. & Sat. 10:00 12:10 2:30 4:50 7:10 9:30 11:50Sun. - Thu. 10:00 12:10 2:30 4:50 7:10 9:30HORRIBLE BOSSES (R) Fri. & Sat. 10:20 12:20 2:40 5:00 7:20 9:40 11:59Sun. - Thu. 10:20 12:20 2:40 5:00 7:20 9:40CARS 2 (G) Fri. & Sat. 10:30 1:15 4:00 6:40 9:25 11:50Sun. - Thu. 10:30 1:15 4:00 6:40 9:25BAD TEACHER(R) Fri. & Sat. 10:05 12:30 2:50 5:10 7:25 9:45 11:40Sun. - Thu. 10:05 12:30 2:50 5:10 7:25 9:45COLUMBIA PICTURES PRESENTS A MOSAIC PRODUCTION CAMERON DIAZ “BAD TEACHER” JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE LUCY PUNCH JOHN MICHAEL HIGGINSAND JASON SEGELMUSICMUSICEXECUTIVESUPERVISION BY MANISH RAVAL TOM WOLFE BY MICHAEL ANDREWS PRODUCERSGEORGIA KACANDES JAKE KASDAN LEE EISENBERG GENE STUPNITSKYWRITTEN BY GENE STUPNITSKY & LEE EISENBERG PRODUCED BY JIMMY MILLER DAVID HOUSEHOLTER DIRECTED BY JAKE KASDAN“AN EPIC PORTRAIT... POWERFUL and BREATHTAKING.”-Jeff Biggers, THE HUFFINGTON POST“INFORMATIVE, STIRRING, andmost importantly, INSPIRING.”-James Greenberg, THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER“A MUST-SEE!”-The Joan Hamburg Show, WOR RADIOOFFICIAL SELECTION2011CHECK LOCAL LISTINGS FOR THEATERS AND SHOWTIMESSTARTS FRIDAYJULY 15 THREGAL ARBOR CINEMA 8 @ GREAT HILLS9828 Great Hills Trail, Austin(800) FANDANGO 684#a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 15, 2011 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 63

special screeningsBY MARJORIE BAUMGARTENThe symbol (*) indicates full-length reviews available online: austinchronicle.com/film.THURSDAY 14Commando (1985) D: Mark L. Lester;with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rae DawnChong. (R, 90 min.) Action Pack Theater. In-theatreexplosions, cap guns, and other props are provided.@Alamo Ritz, 7pm.Harry Potter-a-thon D: Various. (PG-13, 860 min.)Potter ’til you poop. @Alamo Lake Creek, 4:30am.Justin Timberlake Sing-Along Action Pack.@Alamo Ritz, 9:45pm.w Rear Window (1954) D: Alfred Hitchcock; withJames Stewart, Grace Kelly, Thelma Ritter, RaymondBurr. (PG, 114 min.) Summer Film Classics: Thrillersand Blondes – Hitchcock and Grace Kelly. One ofHitchcock’s most accessible films is also one of hismost gleefully deviant, dealing as it does with suchfun urban pastimes as voyeurism and spousal mayhem.(Double bill: To Catch a Thief.) (*)@Paramount, 7pm.w To Catch a Thief (1955) D: Alfred Hitchcock;with Cary Grant, Grace Kelly. (NR, 106 min.) SummerFilm Classics: Thrillers and Blondes – Hitchcockand Grace Kelly. Grant plays a reformed cat burglaron the French Riviera who vindicates himself withthe help of the beautifully bedecked Kelly. Hitchcocktools this mistaken-identity tale as more a romanticcomedy than a thriller. It was during this locationshoot that Kelly met Prince Rainer. (Double bill:Rear Window.) (*) @Paramount, 9:20pm.SPACESHarvey Putter and the Ridiculous Premise(2011) @Blue Starlite Microplex, 8:30pm.The Ice Pirates and Mac & Me Nowhere Fast:Evening of Film and Drink with Jack Stallion andMr. Hamilton. The monthly series presents this“cocaine-fueled” double feature and promisessecret guests, audience participation, and freeTito’s Vodka. @Salvage Vanguard Theater, 8pm.Little Darlings (1980) Ron Titter Band Presents.@Blue Starlite Drive-In I, 9pm.KIDSHow To Train Your Dragon Free. (*) @AlamoLamar, 10:50am.The Muppet Movie Free. (*) @Alamo Village,11am.Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit Free. (*) @Alamo Lake Creek, 11am.FRIDAY 15Phase 7 (2011) See p.62.w Rear Window (1954) @Paramount, 9:15pm.(See Thursday, 7/14.)w To Catch a Thief (1955) @Paramount, 7pm.(See Thursday, 7/14.)The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) (PG-13,130 min.) Master Pancake Theater. Laugh at theirjokes or the Pancake gang will sink their fangs intoyou. (*) @Alamo Ritz, 7, 10pm.SUBMISSION INFORMATION:The Austin Chronicle is published every Thursday. Infois due the Monday of the week prior to the issue date. Thedeadline for the July 29 issue is Monday, July 18. Includename of event, date, time, location, price, phone number(s), adescription, and any available photos or artwork.Send submissions to the Chronicle, PO Box 49066, Austin,TX 78765; fax, 458-6910; or email.Contact Marjorie Baumgarten (Special Screenings):specialscreenings@austinchronicle.com;Wayne Alan Brenner (Offscreen): calendar@austinchronicle.com.SPACESDragonslayer (1981) @Blue Starlite Drive-In I,9pm.Habana Blues (2005) D: Benito Zambrano; withAlberto Yoel, Roberto San Martín. (NR, 110 min.)Noche de Pelicula. Two Cuban musicians on theverge of international success face conflicts aboutaltering their art for commercial reasons.@EsquinaTango, 8:30pm.Harvey Putter and the Ridiculous Premise(2011) @Blue Starlite Drive-In I, 11pm. (SeeThursday, 7/14.)64 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o mKIDSFlight of the Navigator Free. @Alamo Lake Creek,10:20am.Open Season 3 Free. @Millennium, 10:10am.SATURDAY 16w Company (2011) D: Lonny Price; withCraig Bierko, Stephen Colbert, Jon Cryer, Neil PatrickHarris, Christina Hendricks, Patti LuPone, MarthaPlimpton, Anika Noni Rose. This revival of StephenSondheim’s stage musical was recorded live atLincoln Center in April with an all-star cast and theNew York Philharmonic. @Alamo Lamar, 1:45pm.w Red Dawn (1984) D: John Milius; with PatrickSwayze, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson, CharlieSheen, Powers Boothe, Ben Johnson, Harry DeanStanton, Jennifer Grey. (PG-13, 114 min.) SummerFilm Classics: A Very Swayze Weekend. When communistsland in Middle America, it’s up to a bunchof high school jocks and weekend hunters to savethe day for God and country. (Double bill: RoadHouse.) @Paramount, 6:50pm.Road House (1989) D: Rowdy Herrington; withPatrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliott, Ben Gazzara.(R, 114 min.) Summer Film Classics: A Very SwayzeWeekend. Swayze plays an itinerant Zen bouncer.(Double bill: Red Dawn.) @Paramount, 4:30pm.The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) (R, 95min.) Austin fans have been dressing up and doingthe “Time Warp” thing live for more than threedecades. For more info, see www.austinrocky.org.@Alamo Village, 12mid.The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) @AlamoRitz, 7, 10pm. (See Friday.)Holiday(Tuesday & Wednesday atthe Paramount Theatre)SPACESBedknobs and Broomsticks (1971) (*) @BlueStarlite Drive-In II, 9pm.KIDSDespicable Me Pool entrance fee is required. (*)@Deep Eddy Pool, 8:30pm.Flight of the Navigator Free. @Alamo Lake Creek,10:20am.SUNDAY 17w The Adventures of BuckarooBanzai Across the EighthDimension (1983) See p.61.w Captain America (1990) D: Albert Pyun;with Matt Salinger, Ronny Cox, Ned Beatty, DarrenMcGavin. (PG-13, 107 min.) Albert Pyun Live.Prepare for the release of Captain America: The FirstAvenger by seeing this 1990 version with the directorin attendance. @Alamo Ritz, 10:15pm.w Company (2011) @Alamo Lamar, 1:45pm.(See Saturday.)KIDSFlight of the Navigator Free. @Alamo Lake Creek,10:20am.offscreen501 Studios: Soundstage + HD Theatre 501 Studios’ soundstage in Downtown Austin doubles asa theatre – with a Sony Qualia HD projector, a 28-foot screen, 180 (removable) seats, a vintage popcornmachine, and affordable rates. Need a venue for premieres, wrap parties, or concerts/plays/performancesfeaturing projection? This could be the place. It’s also available as a soundstage or green screen. 485-3000.www.501studios.com.Austin Film Festival: Call For Entries The 18th annual Austin Film Festival is an Academy Awardqualifyingfestival recognized for championing the work of aspiring and established filmmakers who use thelanguage of film to tell a story. This year’s film competition is still open for submissions! See website fordetails. Deadline: July 15. www.austinfilmfestival.com.Austin School of Film Prime yourself for cinematic advancement with professional ASoF classes in allforms of digital media: Intro to 3-D Animation, Web Video and Viral Marketing, Advanced Final Cut Pro,Digital Filmmaking for Adults, and many more. See website for details. www.austinfilmschool.org.channelAustin Classes Austin’s digital media center offers filmmakers professional, hands-on instructionin HD field equipment and studio production plus affordable access to the latest high-end gear and softwareby Sony and Apple. Learn more on Mondays from 6 to 7pm. See website for details. 1143 Northwestern.www.channelaustin.org.Picture Box Productions: Goodbye, Sherry! After 10 years of service to Reel Women, ExecutiveDirector Sherry Mills is leaving the post. Come and mix with her friends and fans, and share your own “Sherrystory” at this public farewell. Wed., July 20, 7pm. Picture Box Studio, 701 Tillery Ste. A-7. www.reelwomen.org.Screen It Like You Mean It Austin Studios has a state-of-the-art screening room, which is available to thepublic on a rental basis. Community and indie rates are available for the room, which sports an 18-foot-by-7-foot screen, 28 fixed theatre seats, and a surround-sound system and supports Super 35, 35mm, 16mm,VHS, and DVD formats. Accessible, restrooms – the works. It also has a break room suitable for presentations,meetings, and general cinematic tomfoolery. 322-0145. www.austinstudios.org.Summer@Austin Studios: Film Camps for Kids Whether it’s developing a script or producing a filmand seeing it on the big screen or making animations and new media projects, Austin Film Society programsprovide a fun, nurturing space for exploration and collaboration. See website for details; be sure to registerwhile there’s still time. Austin Studios, 1901 E. 51st, 322-0145. www.austinfilm.org.MONDAY 18w Best of the 48-Hour Film ProjectD: Various. (NR) @Alamo Ritz, 7pm.The Big Lebowski Quote-Along (1998) (R, 117min.) Action Pack. @Alamo Lamar, 10:30pm.Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2Feast (2011) Food & Film. @Alamo Lake Creek,7pm.Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage (2010)D: Sam Dunn and Scot McFadyen. Music Monday.This documentary, which won the Audience Award atthe 2010 Tribeca Film Festival, looks at the band’s40-year career. @Alamo Ritz, 10pm.w Tales of an Ancient Empire (2010) D: AlbertPyun; with Kevin Sorbo, Michael Paré. (NR, 107 min.)Albert Pyun Live. The director of The Sword and theSorcerer and the 1990 Captain America will be onhand to present his new sword-and-sandals movies.@Alamo Ritz, 4:15pm.SPACESCreature From the Black Lagoon (1954)@Blue Starlite Microplex, 8:30pm.Field of Dreams (1989) D: Phil Alden Robinson;with Kevin Costner. (PG, 107 min.) Monday MoviesUnder the Stars: Celebrating Summer Americana.Themed attire is encouraged. @The Vortex,8:30pm; free.w Rabbit-Proof Fence (2002) See p.62.Wild at Heart (1990) (*) @Blue StarliteDrive-In I, 9pm.KIDSBridge to Terabithia Free. (*) @Alamo Lamar,11am.Flight of the Navigator Free. @Alamo Lake Creek,10:20am.Flushed Away Free. (*) @Alamo Village, 11am.TUESDAY 19w The African Queen (1951) D: JohnHuston; with Katharine Hepburn, HumphreyBogart. (NR, 105 min.) Summer Film Classics:The Movie Star – Katharine Hepburn. Bogart andHepburn battle World War I Germans and each otherin this classic demonstration of how oppositesattract. The script is by Huston and James Agee.(Double bill: Holiday.) (*) @Paramount, 7pm.Check Film Listings online for full-length reviews,up-to-date showtimes, archives, and more!austinchronicle.com/film

CALENDAR ( COMMUNITY SPORTS ARTS FILM MUSIC) LISTINGSw The Double Life of Veronique (1991)D: Krzysztof Kieslowski; with Irene Jacob. (R,98 min.) Austin Film Society: Auteurs SansFrontières. Kieslowski’s movie is told not somuch in customary narrative structures, but inglimpses, hints, and intimations. On the sameday in 1968, two women are born, one in Poland,the other in France. Though the two share manycharacteristics, they live worlds apart. Yet eachsenses the other and has intuitive knowledge ofthe other’s presence. (*) @Alamo Lamar, 7pm.Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows:Part 2 Feast (2011) Food and Film. @AlamoLamar, 7pm. (See Monday.)w Holiday (1938) D: George Cukor; withKatharine Hepburn, Cary Grant. (NR, 93 min.)Summer Film Classics: The Movie Star –Katharine Hepburn. Both stars are terrific in thisadaptation of the J.M. Barrie play in which nonconformistGrant must win back Hepburn from theconfines of her stuffy society family. (Double bill:The African Queen.) (*) @Paramount, 9:10pm.Terrorvision (1986) D: Ted Nicolaou; withDiane Franklin, Gerrit Graham, Mary Woronov,Chad Allen, Jon Gries. (R, 83 min.) TerrorTuesday. This Charles Band production mixeshorror and comedy with cheesy special effects.@Alamo Ritz, 9:50pm.Troop Beverly Hills (1989) D: Jeff Kanew;with Shelley Long. (PG, 100 min.) Girlie Night.A Beverley Hills wife tries to prove her worth byleading a Wilderness Girl troop. Hilarity ensues.Hosted by Sarah Pitre. @Alamo Ritz, 7pm.KIDSBridge to Terabithia Free. (*) @Alamo Lamar,11am.Despicable Me $1. (*) @Arbor, 10am.Flight of the Navigator Free. @Alamo LakeCreek, 10:20am.Flushed Away Free. (*) @Alamo Village, 11am.Furry Vengeance $1. (*) @Lakeline, 10am.Gnomeo & Juliet Free. (*) @Pleasant HillBranch Library, 6:30pm.Gulliver’s Travels $1. (*) @Westgate, 10am.How To Train Your Dragon $1. (*) @Westgate,10am.Kit Kittredge: An American Girl $1. (*)@Arbor, 10am.Shrek Forever After $1. (*) @Lakeline, 10am.Stuart Little $1. (*) @Movies 8, 10am.w The Wizard of Oz $1. (*) @TinseltownSouth, 10am.WEDNESDAY 20w The African Queen (1951)@Paramount, 9pm. (See Tuesday.)Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows:Part 2 Feast (2011) Food & Film. @AlamoLake Creek, 7:15pm. (See Monday.)w Holiday (1938) @Paramount, 7pm. (SeeTuesday.)Justin Timberlake Sing-Along @AlamoVillage, 10pm. (See Thursday, 7/14.)Phase 7 (2011) See p.62.Pinball Summer (1980) (R, 88 min.) WeirdWednesday. Attempting to capture a craze thatmight have never actually occurred, this filmfollows the teen-comedy formula right up to thepoint where the girls rip off their shirts. @AlamoRitz, 10pm.Tosca (2009) D: Luc Bondy. (NR, 207 min.)Metropolitan Opera: Encore Presentation. Theopera tells the story of three people – a famousopera singer, a free-thinking painter, and a sadisticchief of police – caught in a net of love andpolitics. Soprano Karita Mattila sings the titlerole; Joseph Colaneri conducts. @TinseltownNorth, CM Cedar Park, Hill Country Galleria,Arbor, Southpark Meadows; 6:30pm.SPACESA Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) ThemeNight. @Blue Starlite Drive-In I, 9pm.w The Spirit of the Beehive (1973) D: VíctorErice; with Ana Torrent. (NR, 97 min.) Austin PublicLibrary and Austin Film Society: Head Start Cinema– Films To See by Age 14 and Beyond. In the aftermathof the Spanish Civil War, a young girl is traumatizedby a sceening of the movie Frankenstein.A discussion will be held afterward. @Windsor ParkBranch Library, 6:30pm; free.Superbad (2007) D: Greg Mottola; with MichaelCera, Jonah Hill. (R, 114 min.) Movie Night. Themedfood and drink specials offered. (*) @Draft PickAmerican Grill, 9pm.w Texas Filmmakers Showcase 2011 See p.62.KIDSBridge to Terabithia Free. (*) @Alamo Lamar,11am.Despicable Me $1. (*) @Arbor, 10am.Flight of the Navigator Free. @Alamo Lake Creek,10:20am.Flushed Away Free. (*) @Alamo Village, 11am.Furry Vengeance $1. (*) @Lakeline, 10am.Gulliver’s Travels $1. (*) @Westgate, 10am.How To Train Your Dragon $1. (*) @Westgate,10am.Kit Kittredge: An American Girl $1. (*) @Arbor,10am.Shrek Forever After $1. (*) @Lakeline, 10am.w The Wizard of Oz $1. (*) @Tinseltown South,10am.THURSDAY 21w The African Queen (1951)@Paramount, 7pm. (See Tuesday.)Commando (1985) @Alamo Ritz, 7pm. (SeeThursday, 7/14.)Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part2 Feast (2011) Food & Film. @Alamo Lamar,7:15pm. (See Monday.)w Holiday (1938) @Paramount, 9:10pm. (SeeTuesday.)Ultimate Rock Sing-Along Action Pack. @AlamoLake Creek, 7pm; Alamo Ritz, 9:30pm.SPACESHarvey Putter and the Ridiculous Premise(2011) @Blue Starlite Microplex, 8:30pm. (SeeThursday, 7/14.)w Sweet Bird of Youth (1962) D: RichardBrooks; with Paul Newman, Geraldine Page. (NR, 120min.) Tennessee Williams Film Series. Williams’ sordidplay is sanitized more than a bit for the movies,but Newman and the rest of the cast still manage tomake this thing seethe and fester. The screening isin conjunction with the museum’s current exhibition“Becoming Tennessee Williams.” Theatre doors open45 minutes before showtime. @Prothro Theater atHarry Ransom Center, 7pm; free.Westworld (1973) @Blue Starlite Drive-In I, 9pm.KIDSBridge to Terabithia Free. (*) @Alamo Lamar,11am.Flight of the Navigator Free. @Alamo Lake Creek,10:20am.Flushed Away Free. (*) @Alamo Village, 11am.imaxSEE SHOWTIMES FOR SCHEDULEBorn To Be Wild (2011) D: David Lickley; narratedby Morgan Freeman. (G, 40 min.) Only screeningin IMAX theatres, this 3-D film lovingly documentshuman intervention in the fate of orphaned orangutansand elephants.Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2(2011) D: David Yates; with Daniel Radcliffe, RupertGrint, Emma Watson, Ralph Fiennes, Alan Rickman,Michael Gambon, Helena Bonham Carter, MatthewLewis, Tom Felton, Kelly Macdonald, Evanna Lynch,Maggie Smith. (PG-13, 131 min.) See review, p.58.Texas: The Big Picture (2003) D: Scott Swofford;narrated by Colby Donaldson. (NR, 39 min.)Panoramic shots of Texas grace the screen as thestate is shown to be a land capable of producingeverything from grapefruit to microchips.Tornado Alley (2011) D: Sean C. Casey. (NR, 43 min.)Storm Chasers star Casey joins the researchers ofVORTEX 2 in this effort to capture the origins and evolutionof tornadoes.Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)D: Michael Bay; with Shia LaBeouf. (PG-13, 154 min.)Ends Thursday.invites you to sign up ataustinchronicle.com/contestsfor a chance to win apass to an advanced screening ofMonday, July 187:30 pmAlamo Drafthouse S. LamarA special Q&A immediately following the screening withdirector Joe Cornish andstar of the fi lm John Boyega!www.facebook.com/AttackTheBlockMovieNo purchase necessary. Passes are limited and available on a fi rst-come,fi rst-served basis. Seating is limited. Passes do not guarantee admission.Opens Exclusively July 29 at theALAMO DRAFTHOUSE S. LAMARTHE TRIP“Entertaining”MIDNIGHT IN PARIS“Funny and playful”BUCK“Holds your attention and heart”MANOHLA DARGIS, THE NEW YORK TIMESQUEEN TO PLAY“Compelling”ROGER EBERT, CHICAGO SUN-TIMESANN HORNADAY, WASHINGTON POSTMARJORIE BAUMGARTEN, THE AUSTIN CHRONICLEPAGE ONE: INSIDE THE NEW YORK TIMES“Terrific”JOE NEUMAIER, NEW YORK DAILY NEWSCAVE OF FORGOTTEN DREAMS - 3D“Excellent”KENNETH TURAN, LOS ANGELES TIMESVioletCrownCinema.com434 W. 2nd Street | 512-495-9600PARAMOUNTSUMMERCLASSICFILM SERIESTHRILLERS AND BLONDES:HITCHCOCK & GRACE KELLYREAR WINDOWTO CATCH A THIEFROAD HOUSERED DAWNTHU-FRI, JULY 14-15THU 7:00PMFRI 9:15PMTHU 9:20PMFRI 7:00PMA VERY SWAYZE SATURDAYSAT, JULY 16SAT 4:30PM & 9:10PMSAT 6:50PMTHE MOVIE STAR: KATHERINE HEPBURNTUE-THU, JULY 19-21AFRICAN QUEENTUE 7:00PM, WED 9:00PMTHU 7:00PMHOLIDAYTUE 9:10PM, WED 7:00PMTHU 9:10PMROAD HOUSEPARKING AVAILABLE AT ONE AMERICAN CENTER / 7TH AND CONGRESSa u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 15, 2011 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 65

musicRECOMMENDED EVENTS FOR JULY 15 TO JULY 21EDITED BY AUDRA SCHROEDERMexicans With GunsA passing glance at Mexicans With Guns behindthe steel wheels – luchador mask, suit, and tie –gives the illusion of trickery or jest, but the beatsthat San Antonio-based ErnestGonzales plucks from deep insidehis cerebral cortex negate any jokehere. At the Pachanga Latino MusicFestival in May, his DJ missivessparked both gawking and dancing,his dark musical undercurrent primingthe tent gathering.All such facets are apparent onthis spring’s Ceremony, his firstfull-length, which parallels innovativedrum ’n’ bass with traditionalMexican folk music. Guest drop-insfrom Freddie Gibbs, Chico Mann,and Helado Negro offer furtherexcursions into hip-hop and Latinospirituality. Gonzales is the guide,and Ceremony is a journey.“While working on the album, I gotreally into a Mexican shaman namedMaría Sabina,” he explains. “All thatI was taking in started seeping intomy sound, changing the early dancemusic I made into something thatin-storesFriday: Die Hart IV, Trailer Space, 7pmSaturday: Church Shoes, the Wolf,Cartwright, Trailer Space, 7pmThursday: Sallie Ford & the SoundOutside, Waterloo Records, 5pm;Mammox, Transmography, Greg Ginn& the Royal We, Trailer Space, 7pmBeauty Bar, Thursday 21sounded darker and mysterious. Youhit it right on the head about thealbum being a full experience frombeginning to end. That’s really what Iwas hoping for by putting the tracksin that order. I wanted the openingtrack to set the mood, followed bysome attack, a break from that with‘Me Gusto,’ then the closing trackhopefully bringing everyone back.”The video for “Dame Lo” has thesame arc – it looks like an outtakefrom a Robert Rodriguez film, yetfits the Day of the Dead barrio gritof the song so well. Stand it sideby side with Machete.“A lot of people [have said that].I think we all felt like we createdsomething special. I’ve seen peopleshow up to shows with faces paintedbecause of the video. I’ve heardpeople singing along, and at showspeople get excited when that songdrops.” – Audra Schroeder66 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o mlistingsMONARCHSCD RELEASESwan Dive, Saturday 16The disarmingly soulful voice ofCeleste Griffin puts Monarchs onthe local music map. The Austin-via-Alabama chanteuse is out front tocelebrate the band’s first full-length,The Rise and Fall, produced by MikeMcCarthy (Spoon, Patty Griffin). Specialguests include Second Line Social spinningthe funky vinyl. – Jay TrachtenbergWAYNE KRAMERMohawk, Friday 15During South by Southwest lastyear, MC5 guitarist Wayne Kramerbrought the Travis County CorrectionalComplex to tears with his chillingaccount of drug addiction and theRAY realities of recovery. The event marked PRICEthe U.S. launch of Jail Guitar Doors, anonprofit that uses music as a weaponin assisting inmates in the rehabilitationprocess. For JGD’s Howling at theMoon benefit, Kramer kicks out thejams with locals Salesman, EnglishTeeth, and Lions. – Austin PowellTHE SOUR NOTES,ELAINE GREERCactus Cafe, Friday 15Just because Elaine Greer has anew solo CD out doesn’t mean theSour Notes are on hiatus withouther. Instead, she’s both supportingand headlining, highlighting the effervescentpop of her Annotations discwhile also gilding the Sour Notes’most recent Last Looks, layers of lushmelodies with muscle and character.No need to start a game of where’sWaldo & the Naturals – they’re opening.– Margaret MoserICEAGEEmo’s, Saturday 16New Brigade, the debut fromCopenhagen, Denmark’s Iceage, spellsit out clearly enough. The quartet’s18- and 19-year-old members takethe punk rock they grew up on veryrecently (Wire, Wipers, Joy Division,etc.) and rewire it with some Danishdissonance. Locals Deskonocidos,Women in Prison, and the Creamersset it off. – Audra Schroederlive music venues p.70roadshows + club listings p.72Paramount Theatre,Sunday 17Count 85-year-old Ray Price amongthe chairmen of the country musicboard, still crooning as he has sincethe 1940s. His career began uparound Abilene, Texas, then continuedin Nashville, Tenn., where he befriendedHank Williams, heading the DriftingCowboys after Williams’ death. “CrazyArms” and “For the Good Times” numberamong his many hits, enough toassure a stirring slew of classic countrystandards. – Margaret MoserEELS/THE WOODEN BIRDSStubb’s/Mohawk,Wednesday 20For nearly two decades, Mark “E”Everett has couched extremes of harrowingdesperation and hopeful catharsisin songwriting, and there’s no betterintroduction to Eels’ polar eclipse than2010’s pair of releases, End Timesand Tomorrow Morning. Austin’s theWooden Birds, meanwhile, return fromtouring sophomore LP Two Matchsticks,Andrew Kenny providing his meditativelytextured tones to close the eveningacross the street. – Doug FreemanDWIGHT YOAKAM| L - R: ICEAGE (SAT., 7/16) | MONARCHS (SAT., 7/16) | THE COATHANGERS (SUN., 7/17) | THE WOODEN BIRDS (WED., 7/20)‘ACL’ Live at the MoodyTheater, Thursday 21With this month’s announcementthat Dwight Yoakam is returning toWarner Bros. Records, the label wherehe first found fame in the 1980s,expect the honky-tonk Renaissanceman to release his first studio albumsince 2005 in the very near future.While new music might be on theagenda, he’s sure to provide theBakersfield, Calif., bounce he’s knownfor, along with the tightest blue jeansin country music. – Jim CaligiuriBY AUDRA SCHROEDER soundcheckKELLY WILLIS & BRUCE ROBISONOne World Theatre, Friday 15Austin’s C&W couple brings ithome. 7 & 9:30pm.MATTHEW RYANCactus Cafe, Saturday 16Americana tales with Jeff Klein andDawn Kinnard.DAVE ALVIN & THE GUILTY ONESContinental Club, Saturday 16Put on your best boots and stick’em up.THE COATHANGERSMohawk, Sunday 17Atlanta punk party of four sits inthe “Trailer Park Boneyard.”earache!ZLAM DUNKLake Travis, Sunday 17The next installment of the Emo’sSummer Boat Party Series sets sailwith the San Marcos scrappers.SLUTEVERRed 7, Monday 18Philly punk duo freezes your bra atthe sleepover with the Vomettes, theCreationists, and Spiked Punch.RESTAVRANTContinental Club, Wednesday 20L.A. shrednecks stick to your grits.CINDYHeadhunters, Thursday 21Gary Wilson’s Austin backing bandreturns to feel you up with SlowPoisoner and Attic Ted.Chasing Fox tales at austinchronicle.com/earache

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live music venues70 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o mANDERSON MILL TAVERN, 10401 Anderson Mill, 918-1599ANTONE’S, 213 W. Fifth, 320-8424ARTZ RIB HOUSE, 2330 S. Lamar, 442-8283AUSTIN FARMERS’ MARKET DOWNTOWN, Fourth &Guadalupe, 236-0074AZUL TEQUILA MEXICAN RESTAURANT, 4211 S. Lamar,416-9667BAKER ST. PUB & GRILL, 3003 S. Lamar, 691-9140BAR 141, 141 E. Hopkins St., San Marcos, 512/558-7399BASTROP SENIOR CENTER, 1008 Water St., Bastrop,512/321-7907BAT BAR, 218 E. Sixth, 474-6363BB ROVERS, 12636 Research Ste. B-101, 335-9504B.D. RILEY’S IRISH PUB, 204 E. Sixth, 494-1335BEAUTY BAR, 617 E. Seventh, 391-1943BEERLAND, 711 Red River, 479-ROCKTHE BELMONT, 305 W. Sixth, 457-0300BLUE MOON ROCK & BLUES BAR, 422 E. Sixth, 476-1077BOB BULLOCK TEXAS STATE HISTORY MUSEUM,1800 Congress, 936-8746BOTTICELLI’S, 1321 S. Congress, 916-1315’BOUT TIME, 9601 N. I-35, 832-5339BROKEN SPOKE, 3201 S. Lamar, 442-6189THE BROWN BAR, 201 W. Eighth, 480-8330C. HUNTS ICE HOUSE, 9611 McNeil Rd., 836-0558CACTUS CAFE, Texas Union, UT campus, 475-6515CAFFE MEDICI, 1101 West Lynn, 524-5049CAFFE MEDICI, 2222-B Guadalupe, 474-5730CAROUSEL LOUNGE, 1110 E. 52nd, 452-6790CEDAR PARK CENTER, 2100 Avenue of the Stars,Cedar Park, 512/600-5000CEDAR STREET, 208 W. Fourth, 495-9669CENTRAL MARKET NORTH, 4001 N. Lamar, 206-1000CENTRAL MARKET SOUTH, 4477 S. Lamar, 899-4300CHEAPO DISCS, 914 N. Lamar, 477-4499CHEATHAM STREET WAREHOUSE, 119 Cheatham St.,San Marcos, 512/353-3777CHERRYWOOD COFFEEHOUSE, 1400 E. 38½, 538-1991CHEZ ZEE, 5406 Balcones, 454-2666CHUGGIN’ MONKEY, 219 E. Sixth, 476-5015CLUB DE VILLE, 900 Red River, 457-0900CONANS PIZZA, 2018 W. Stassney, 441-6754CONTINENTAL CLUB, 1315 S. Congress, 441-2444COPA BAR & GRILL, 217 Congress, 479-5002COTTON CLUB, 212 E. Davilla St., Granger, 512/859-0700DIRTY DOG BAR, 505 E. Sixth, 236-9800DIRTY DOG, 8108 Mesa, 342-8399DIZZY ROOSTER, 306 E. Sixth, 236-1667DONN’S DEPOT, 1600 W. Fifth, 478-0336THE DRISKILL HOTEL, 604 Brazos, 474-5911EDDIE V’S EDGEWATER GRILLE, 301 E. Fifth, 472-1860EL SOL Y LA LUNA, 600 E. Sixth, 444-7770ELEPHANT ROOM, 315 Congress, 473-2279ELYSIUM, 705 Red River, 478-2979EMO’S, 603 Red River, 505-8541EVANGELINE CAFE, 8106 Brodie, 28-CAJUNFADÓ IRISH PUB & RESTAURANT, 214 W. Fourth,457-0172FAIR BEAN COFFEE, 2210-I S. First, 444-BEANFIRST UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST CHURCH, 4700 Grover,452-6168FLAMINGO CANTINA, 515 E. Sixth, 494-9336FLIPNOTICS COFFEESPACE, 1601 Barton Springs Rd.,480-8646FREDDIE’S PLACE, 1703 S. First, 445-9197FRENCH LEGATION MUSEUM, 802 San Marcos St.,472-8180FRIENDS, 208 E. Sixth, 320-8193G&S LOUNGE, 2420 S. First, 707-8702GIDDY UPS, 12010 Manchaca Rd., 280-4732GINNY’S LITTLE LONGHORN SALOON, 5434 Burnet Rd.,458-1813GREEN PASTURES RESTAURANT, 811 W. Live Oak,444-4747GRUENE HALL, 1281 Gruene Rd., New Braunfels,830/606-1281, 830/629-5077GÜERO’S TACO BAR, 1412 S. Congress, 447-7688HEADHUNTERS, 720 Red River, 236-0188THE HIGHBALL, 1142 S. Lamar, 383-8309HILL’S CAFE, 4700 S. Congress, 851-9300HOLE IN THE WALL, 2538 Guadalupe, 302-1470HOUSE WINE, 408 Josephine, 322-5210HYDE PARK BAR & GRILL, 4521 West Gate Blvd.,899-2700JAX NEIGHBORHOOD CAFE, 2828 Rio Grande, 382-1570JOVITA’S, 1619 S. First, 447-7825JUNIOR’S GRILL & ICEHOUSE, 119 E. Main St., RoundRock, 512/310-7777KICK BUTT COFFEE AT THE TRIANGLE, 4600 Guadalupe,467-IDOLKICK BUTT COFFEE, 5775 Airport #725, 454-5425LA FERIA RESTAURANT, 2010 S. Lamar, 326-8301LA FUENTES RESTAURANT & TEXAS BEER GARDEN,6507 Circle S Rd., 442-9925LA PALAPA, 6640 Hwy. 290 E., 459-8729LAKE TRAVISLAMBERTS, 401 W. Second, 494-1500LANAI, 422 Congress, 479-6600LAS PALOMAS, 3201 Bee Caves Rd. #122, 327-9889LATITUDE 30, 512 San Jacinto, 472-3335LITTLE WOODROW’S BEE CAVES, 2801 Shops Pkwy #100,263-8374LITTLE WOODROW’S, 9500 S. I-35, 282-2336LUCKY LOUNGE, 209-A W. Fifth, 479-7700LUCY’S RETIRED SURFERS BAR & RESTAURANT,506 West, 236-0083MAGGIE MAE’S, 323 E. Sixth, 478-8541MARIA MARIA, 415 Colorado, 687-6800MARIA’S TACO XPRESS, 2529 S. Lamar, 444-0261MEAN-EYED CAT, 1621 W. Fifth, 472-6326MEXICAN AMERICAN CULTURAL CENTER, 600 River,MEXITA’S MEXICAN FOOD RESTAURANT, 1109 N. I-35,467-4444MISTER TRAMPS SPORTS PUB & CAFE, 8565 Research,837-3500MOHAWK, 912 Red River, 482-8404MOJOE ROOM BAR & GRILL, 6405 N. I-35 #1600,206-4110MOMO’S, 618 W. Sixth #200, 479-8848MONUMENT CAFE, 500 S. Austin Ave., Georgetown,512/930-9586MOODY THEATER, 310 W. Willie Nelson Blvd.,877/471-4225MOZART’S COFFEE ROASTERS, 3825 Lake Austin Blvd.,477-2900MUGSHOTS, 407 E. Seventh, 236-0008NEWORLDELI, 4101 Guadalupe, 451-7170NORTH BY NORTHWEST RESTAURANT & BREWERY,10010 Capital of TX Hwy. N., 467-6969NUTTY BROWN CAFE, 12225 Hwy. 290 W., 301-4648NUVOLA, 105 E. Fifth, 294-2616THE OASIS, 6550 Comanche Trail, 266-2442ONE 2 ONE BAR, 121 E. Fifth, 473-0121ONE WORLD THEATRE, 7701 Bee Caves Rd., 330-9500OPA!, 2050 S. Lamar, 326-8742ORUN CENTER OF CULTURAL ARTS, 1401-B Cedar,294-7872THE PALM DOOR, 401 Sabine, 391-1994PARADISE CAFE, 401 E. Sixth, 476-5667PARAMOUNT THEATRE, 713 Congress, 472-5470THE PARISH, 214 E. Sixth, 473-8381PARMER LANE TAVERN, 2121 Parmer #1, 339-0663PATSY’S CAFE, 5001 E. Ben White, 444-2020PEDRO’S PLACE, 1601 Guadalupe, 472-2369PLUSH, 617 Red River, 478-0099POODIE’S HILLTOP ROADHOUSE, 22308 Hwy. 71 W.,Spicewood, 512/264-0318REALE’S PIZZA & CAFE, 13450 Hwy. 183 N., 335-5115RED 7, 611 E. Seventh, 476-8100RED EYED FLY, 715 Red River, 474-1084RED FEZ, 209-B W. Fifth, 478-5120THE RED ROOSTER, 109 E. Pecan, Pflugerville, 251-4129RILEY’S TAVERN, 8894 FM 1102, Hunter, 512/392-3132ROADHOUSE, 1103 Wonder St., Round Rock,512/218-0813ROMEO’S, 1500 Barton Springs Rd., 476-1090RUTA MAYA, 3601 S. Congress Ste. D-200, 707-9637RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE, 107 W. Sixth, 477-7884SALVAGE VANGUARD THEATER, 2803 Manor Rd., 474-7886SAM’S TOWN POINT, 2115 Allred, 282-0083SATELLITE BISTRO & BAR, 5900 Slaughter #400, 288-9994SAXON PUB, 1320 S. Lamar, 448-2552THE SCOOT INN, 1308 E. Fourth, 478-6200SFC FARMERS’ MARKET AT SUNSET VALLEY, 3200 Jones,236-0074SHAKESPEARE’S PUB, 314 E. Sixth, 472-1666SHENANIGANS, 13233 Pond Springs Rd., 258-9717SHERLOCK’S BAKER ST. PUB & GRILL, 9012 ResearchSte. C-1, 380-9443SHOOTERS BILLIARDS, 601 E. Whitestone, Cedar Park,512/260-2060SHOOTERS BILLIARDS, 11416 RR 620 N., 401-2060SKI SHORES CAFE, 2905 Pearce, 394-7511SKINNY’S BALLROOM, 115 San Jacinto, 476-1962SPEAKEASY, 412 Congress, 476-8017STUBB’S, 801 Red River, 480-8341SWAN DIVE, 615 Red RiverSYMPHONY SQUARE, 1101 Red River, 476-6064TC’S LOUNGE, 1413 Webberville Rd., 926-2200TEXAS BAR & GRILL, 14611 Burnet Rd., 255-1300TEXAS MUSIC MUSEUM, 1009 E. 11th, 472-8891THREADGILL’S WORLD HQ, 301 W. Riverside, 472-9304III FORKS, 111 Lavaca, 474-1776TRAILER SPACE RECORDS, 1401-A Rosewood, 524-1445TRIPLE CROWN, 206 N. Edward Gary St., San Marcos,512/396-2236TROPHY’S, 2008 S. Congress, 447-0969UNCLE BILLY’S BREW & QUE AT LAKE TRAVIS,6550 Comanche Trail Ste. B-201, 266-0111UNCLE BILLY’S BREW & QUE, 1530 Barton Springs Rd.,476-0100VARSITY BAR, 2324 Guadalupe, 795-8888VICTORY GRILL, 1104 E. 11th, 291-6211VOLSTEAD LOUNGE, 1500 E. Sixth, 680-0532WATERLOO ICE HOUSE, 1106 W. 38th, 451-5245WATERLOO ICE HOUSE, 9600 Escarpment Blvd., 301-1007WATERLOO RECORDS, 600-A N. Lamar, 474-2500WHITE SWAN LOUNGE, 1906 E. 12th, 524-5702Z’TEJAS, 1110 W. Sixth, 478-5355ZED’S, 501 Canyon Ridge, 339-9337

OPEN MIC W/Armando’s$38 REG $46 99 REG $29 99DAILY SPECIALS!OPEN MIC W/ REG $46 99 REG $24 99BRING IN ANY WRITTEN DEAL &WE’LL MATCH IT!8610 N. LAMAR BLVD., #118BEHIND JACK IN THE BOXFRI JULY 15SAT JULY 16 brought to you byTHU JULY 14MON JULY 18WED JULY 20THURSDAY 7/14JO HELLCOLLEGE NIGHT WITHDJ TAKTIK ON THE DECKDJ KEN IN THE PUBFRIDAY 7/15www.maggiemaesaustin.comsixth street 478.8541SUNDAY 7/17AUSTIN ICONALAN HAYNESCHAD JOHNSON&DOWN 1450VIDEO DJ KENN 0N THE DECKMASH-UP DJ TETSUOIN THE GIBSON ROOMSATURDAY 7/16MORE COWBELLVIDEO DJ KENN ON THE DECKDJ KIDD IN THE GIBSON ROOMSUNDAY 7/17AUSTIN ICONALAN HAYNES!MONDAY 7/18BLUE MONDAY BLUES JAM WITHMIKE MILLIGAN &THE ALTER BOYZTUESDAY 7/19LUIS BANUELOSWEDNESDAY 7/20DEREK WINTERSBANDa u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 15, 2011 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 71

THURSDAY 7.14TOUCHÉLadies Night, No Cover$5 MartinisFRIDAY 7.15MATCHMAKER BAND$8 Doubles and $3 Lonestar Tallboys$5 Well Drinks until 11pmSATURDAY 7.16SPACE ROCKERSDJ KB ON TERRACE 59$8 Doubles and $3 Lonestar TallboysSUNDAY 7.17ADAM RODGERSon Terrace59$12 Buckets of Domestic BeerMONDAY 7.18CHARLIE HURTINon Terrace59$12 Buckets of Domestic BeerTUESDAY 7.19BURN THE FLOOR SALSAFree Salsa Lessons and Salsa DJ$4 MargaritasWEDNESDAY 7.20JUKEBOX HEROESon Terrace59$5 TitosTHURSDAY $5 Titos 7.21TOUCHÉLADIES NIGHT, NO COVER$5 MartinisFRIDAY 7.22LES & THE FUNK MOBDJ JERICHO ONE ON TERRACE59$5 Well Drinks Until 11pmSATURDAY 7.23VIDEO VAMPDJ KB ON TERRACE 59$8 Doubles and $3 Lonestar Tallboys7 DAYS A WEEK & AVAIL FOR PRIVATE EVENTS412 CONGRESS AVENUE47party.com | 512.476.801772 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o mclub listingsA ALL AGES VENUE R ROADSHOW Ñ RECOMMENDED ♪ HEAR MUSIC ONLINETHU 14ANTONE’S Hubert Sumlin,Willie “Big Eye” Smith(9:00) ÑRBAKER ST. PUB & GRILL The Drakes(9:45)BAT BAR Kevin & the Krawlers(7:30)BEERLAND Well-Dressed Thieves,These Are Words, GrapeStreet, the ZoltarsBLUE MOON ROCK & BLUES BAR PeeWee Calvin & the Way ’Tis,Kevin & the Krawlers (8:00)BROKEN SPOKE Tony Harrison,Advanced Dance Lessons,Jesse Dayton♪ (6:00)C. HUNTS ICE HOUSE Black OwlSociety (9:00)CAROUSEL LOUNGE Patrick Higgins& Candice Moore, Lizzie & theLovers, CTRL (7:00)CEDAR STREET Much Love, Suede(6:00)CENTRAL MARKET NORTH BruceJames Soultet (6:30)CHEATHAM STREET WAREHOUSE JasonBednorz, Cody Riley (9:15)CHUGGIN’ MONKEY Rusty Trapps(9:00)CONTINENTAL CLUB Gallery: RobertKraft Trio, Continental Graffiti(8:30); In the Club: PlanetCasper (6:30); Nelo, NanoWhitman CD Release, AustinBat Cave Benefit (10:00)COPA BAR & GRILL Salsa Lessons,AlvaroDIZZY ROOSTER Guilty Pleasures(8:00)DONN’S DEPOT Murphy’s InlawsTHE DRISKILL HOTEL Two StonesOne Bird (6:00); Driskill Bar:Femme Duo (7:00)EDDIE V’S EDGEWATER GRILLE KevinLovejoyJulyTHU 14Willie “Big Eye” Smith,Hubert Sumlin, Antone’sNed Van Go, Hole in the WallKasey Chambers, Momo’sMidnight Gypsy, Red Eyed FlyRev. Deadeye, Ruta MayaTish Hinojosa, Saxon PubFRI 15Blondes Make BetterVictims, Dirty Dog BarGlitoris, ElysiumSeedless, Ashes of Babylon,Emo’sThe Oh’s, Jovita’sWayne Kramer, MohawkJukebox Romantics, Red 7King Louie, the Scoot InnEmory Quinn, Stubb’sStarma, Trophy’sSway, Zed’sSAT 16Kid Cudi, Cedar Park CenterMatthew & the ArrogantSea, Club de VilleDave Alvin & the GuiltyOnes, Continental ClubIceage, Emo’sSway, French Legation MuseumEmory Quinn, Gruene HallOttis Coleman Band, Jovita’sBandini-Chiacchiaretta Duo,Mexican American CulturalCenterJah Maji & the MajesticRevelation, Orun Center ofCultural ArtsEL SOL Y LA LUNA Roberta Morales,Michael Ramos (6:00); LosJuan A-B’s (7:00)ELEPHANT ROOM Albanie & HerFellas, Mitch Watkins (6:00)ELYSIUM Nein Ist Nine Inch Nails,Crotch Rock It (9:30)EMO’S Ovary Action, Planets,Hatchet Wound, the FrenchInhales ÑEVANGELINE CAFE Danny Britt (7:00)FLAMINGO CANTINA Code NamedCode, Black Magic Kit♪,Synthetamine♪ (9:00)FLIPNOTICS COFFEESPACE TroyCampbell (6:00), Open Mic w/Lisa Kettyle (8:00)FREDDIE’S PLACE Dewayne Davis♪(6:00)GINNY’S LITTLE LONGHORN SALOONAlvin Crow (9:00)GRUENE HALL The Will Callers(7:00)GÜERO’S TACO BAR The Fabs♪(6:30)HOLE IN THE WALL Mischief Office,Ned Van Go, Daniel Webb(10:00) RHOUSE WINE A.J. Vincent (7:00)JAX NEIGHBORHOOD CAFE TracieLynn (6:30)JOVITA’S Jerry Kirk, Come & TakeIt♪, Indie Unfuzzed, We MustHave Land, Jason Blum,Fingerpistol Ñ♪ (5:00)KICK BUTT COFFEE Open Mic (8:00)LA FERIA RESTAURANT MariachiRelampago (7:00)LA PALAPA Johnny Gonzales (7:00)LAMBERTS Masumi & theGentlemen, English Teeth♪(7:30)LATITUDE 30 Los Jefes, HarrisonBrown Band (8:30)LUCKY LOUNGE Jeff & theJumptones, State ofIndependence Music Show(6:00)Flowers in the Attic, TriptychDaytes, We Are the Union,I Call Fives, the Story SoFar, Red 7Yele, Red Eyed FlyRoxy Roca, Saxon PubSnowbyrd, Skinny’s BallroomChurch Shoes, the Wolf,Trailer Space RecordsPerversum, Devourment,Triple CrownSUN 17Sonia Moore, Cedar StreetLust Control, the ShinyDarks, Emo’sChiara String Quartet, FirstUnitarian Universalist ChurchThe Coathangers, theDowntown Struts, MohawkRay Price, Paramount TheatreOverlooked, Double Dealer,Drawback, Full BlownChaos, Killer Ape, Red 7Transcosmic Geometry,Salvage Vanguard TheaterBob Cheevers, Ski Shores CafeWhiskey Folk Ramblers,Thrift Store Cowboys,Skinny’s BallroomRodney Hayden, Stubb’sTriptych, Trophy’sMON 18Banana Convention, Emo’sDanny B. Harvey, FlipnoticsCoffeespaceBuster Jiggs, Gruene HallThe Wolf, MohawkDubstep Pressure, Ruta MayaStarma, Saxon PubEmpires, Stubb’sLISTINGS ARE FREE AND PRINTED ON ASPACE AVAILABLE BASIS. Acts are listedchronologically. Schedules are subject tochange, so call clubs to confirm lineups.Start times are provided where knownand are PM unless otherwise noted.SUBMISSION INSTRUCTIONS: Musiclistings deadline is Monday mornings,9am, for that week’s issue, publishedon Thursday. Please indicate roadshowsand residencies. Send venue name,address, phone, acts, and start times to:Club Listings, PO Box 49066, Austin, TX78765; fax, 458-6910; phone, 454-5766x159; email, clubs@austinchronicle.com.Austin bands: We want to hear fromyou. If you haven’t registered anduploaded your MP3s to the MusiciansRegister, go to austinchronicle.com/register. Anywhere your band ismentioned, your music will be featured.MARIA’S TACO XPRESS Dave Insley’sCareless Smokers (7:00)MEAN-EYED CAT The MemphisStrange (8:00)MOHAWK The American Spirit(5:00); Matthew Gray, PeterPiek, Danny Malone (9:00)MOMO’S Warren Hood & theGoods, Kasey Chambers, LittleBrave♪ (8:00) ÑRNEWORLDELI Bluegrass Open Micw/ Eddie CollinsNORTH BY NORTHWEST RESTAURANT& BREWERY Stephen Doster &Bill CarterONE 2 ONE BAR Naga Valli, NatalieZoe, Candiland (7:00)THE PARISH Milk Thistle, SelvaOscura, Milezo, Corduroi(8:00)POODIE’S HILLTOP ROADHOUSEMichael Nance, AaronEinhouse, Scott Collins (4:00)road showsTUE 19Miss Melvis, Continental ClubKottonmouth Kings,Kingspade, Dirtball, JohnnyRichter, Emo’sJenifer Jackson, FlipnoticsCoffeespaceWED 20Restavrant, Continental ClubThe Head, Hole in the WallJordan Mitchell, Saxon PubEels, Submarines, Stubb’sProcession of Aeons, Trophy’sTHU 21Mexicans With Guns, BeautyBarValencia, Anarbor, Emo’sCherry Royale, FlamingoCantinaThe Slow Poisoner,HeadhuntersJolie Holland, Sallie Ford& the Sound Outside,LambertsLost Bayou Ramblers,MohawkRupa & the April Fishes,Momo’sDwight Yoakam, MoodyTheaterTaking on Poseidon, Red 7Awesome Death, Swamp,Red Eyed FlyDirty Charlie Band, the ScootInnMammox, Greg Ginn, TrailerSpace RecordsSallie Ford & the SoundOutside, Waterloo Records

AUSTIN CITY LIMITS LIVE AT THE MOODY THEATERTickets : acl-live.com / Waterloo Records/877 435 9849NEXT THURSDAY NIGHT!w/ Kristen KellyJULY 21JULY 27SATAUG 6AUG 16ORQUESTABUENA VISTASOCIAL CLUBfeaturing ≥Omara PortuondoFRIAUG 26w/ MICHAELWILLIAMSBANDSATSEP 3GARRISONKEILLOR’SA Prairie HomeCompanion“Summer Love”TourSEP 7SEP 12+ SEP 14Chick Corea · Stanley Clarke · Lenny White · Frank Gambale · Jean-Luc PontyRETURN TO FOREVER IV w/ ZAPPA PLAYS ZAPPAfeat. DWEEZIL≥ SEP 13LORETTALYNNFRISEP 22SEP 23SEP 29BOZ SCAGGS & MICHAEL McDONALD ≥ FRI, SEP 30B.B.KINGw/ Leon RussellGeorgeJonesOCT 6OCT 9OCT 18310 W. Willie Nelson Blvd · All dates, acts & ticket prices subject to change w/out notice. All tix subject to applicable service charges.a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 15, 2011 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 73

THURSDAY, JULY 14FRIDAY, JULY 15SATURDAY, JULY 16SUNDAY, JULY 17CALENDAR ( COMMUNITY SPORTS ARTS FILM MUSIC) LIST ING SCLUB LISTINGS FROM THURSDAYRED 7 Laserz♪, Kidoo & the Dud,One Good LungRED EYED FLY Midnight Gypsy, FireDrinks Glass, A Bid Farewell, IfTomorrow Burns, Persistencein Flames RRED FEZ Jean Claude Van Jamme(9:00)RILEY’S TAVERN Mashed PotatoJohnsonRUTA MAYA Rev. Deadeye (9:00) RRUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE JeffLofton (7:00)SAXON PUB Eightysixxed (6:00);Jane Bryant, Tish Hinojosa,Fast Luke & the Lead Heavy(8:00) RTHE SCOOT INN Ryan Rooney, ChrisPlowman, Sarah Castro (9:00)SHAKESPEARE’S PUB James Rider(6:00)SHERLOCK’S BAKER ST. PUB & GRILLThe MaxSHOOTERS BILLIARDS Chris Martinez(9:00)SHOOTERS BILLIARDS Suede (9:00)SKINNY’S BALLROOM Tex & theHaymakers, HalleyAnna & theTennessee Volunteers, Mike &the Moonpies♪SPEAKEASY Touche (9:30)STUBB’S Not Just Another CancerEvent w/ Ryan Desiato, PatricePike (6:30)TRIPLE CROWN Loves It (6:00);Buzz & Bangs, Queen Street,Motel Ball Band (10:00)TROPHY’S Izzy Cox (10:00)UNCLE BILLY’S BREW & QUE AT LAKETRAVIS Cameron Nelson (7:00);Ginger Leigh, Mark Chandler(8:00)Z’TEJAS The Newz (6:00)See austinchronicle.comfor complete listings.FRI 15ANDERSON MILL TAVERNMike Milligan & theAltar BoyzAZUL TEQUILA MEXICAN RESTAURANTMariachi Relampago (8:00)BEERLAND Kruxe, the Creationists,Dead People, Dead Space(9:00)THE BELMONT Hedda Layne (6:00)BOB BULLOCK TEXAS STATE HISTORYMUSEUM Del Castillo (6:00)BOTTICELLI’S The Biscuit Rollers(7:30)’BOUT TIME DJ ElementBROKEN SPOKE Dance Lessons,Chris Wall (8:00)CACTUS CAFE Waldo & the Naturals,Elaine Greer, the Sour Notes♪(8:00) ÑCAROUSEL LOUNGE ChapparalDixielanders, Exit Wonderworld♪,Sheer Khan & the SpaceCase♪, Befriend the Bears(7:00)CEDAR STREET Trent Durham,Skyrocket! (6:00)CENTRAL MARKET NORTH Rumbullion(6:30)CENTRAL MARKET SOUTH Datri Bean(6:30)CHEAPO DISCS Sailor’s Wife, BitterBirds (8:00)CHEATHAM STREET WAREHOUSE AaronEinhouse (10:45)CHUGGIN’ MONKEY Guilty Pleasures(9:00)CONANS PIZZA Matt “Blue Cat”Ferrel (6:30)CONTINENTAL CLUB In the Club: JeffLofton, Kneebody, Guy Forsyth& Wammo (7:00); Gallery:John Branch, Mike Flanigin Triow/ Frosty (8:30)COPA BAR & GRILL Salsa Lessons,Fabian (8:30)DIRTY DOG James Rider (5:00)DIRTY DOG BAR Blondes MakeBetter Victims, One TrickMonkey, Look Mexico (9:00) RDONN’S DEPOT Donn & the StationMastersTHE DRISKILL HOTEL Driskill Bar:Danny Britt, Ruby Jane (6:00)EDDIE V’S EDGEWATER GRILLE JamesSpeer (8:00)ELEPHANT ROOM In These Shoes,Freddie Mendoza (6:00)ELYSIUM Glitoris, Cousin Claudia(10:00) REMO’S Outside: Ashes of Babylon,Seedless, Tribal Seeds;Inside: The Baker Family,No Champions, Adam & theBullshark REVANGELINE CAFE Redd Volkaert(10:00)FADÓ IRISH PUB & RESTAURANT TheBlaggardsFAIR BEAN COFFEE Open Mic w/Amy Zamarripa (5:00)FLAMINGO CANTINA Dr. Dubbist, DonChani, Mau Mau Chaplains(9:00)FLIPNOTICS COFFEESPACE Wild Bill& the Lost Knobs (6:00), IdgyVaughn (8:00)FREDDIE’S PLACE Billy Dee (6:00)GINNY’S LITTLE LONGHORN SALOONDane Sterling, Ted Roddy &the Hit Kickers (6:00)GRUENE HALL Ray Wylie HubbardGÜERO’S TACO BAR Ponty Bone &the Squeezetones (6:30)HILL’S CAFE Jon BurklundHOLE IN THE WALL Auroravore,Star & Micey, Children of theFeather, Mrs. Glass (9:00)HOUSE WINE Sam Lipman (8:00)JAX NEIGHBORHOOD CAFE Lost &Nameless Orchestra (8:00)JOVITA’S Girl Guitar, Rare Birdsin Flight, Ben Livingston, theOh’s, Bryce Clifford (5:00) RKICK BUTT COFFEE Blues Dance (9:00)LAMBERTS Luis Banuelos,Deadman (7:30)MONDAY, JULY 18CAFE & AMPHITHEATREBlues on the GreenPup Friendly Patio& cool inside diningFind us onFacebookTUESDAY, JULY 19WEDNESDAY, JULY 20Walt Wilkins& the Mystiqueroscoming upJuly 22 - Shake RussellJuly 23 - Betty Soo Birthday CelebrationJuly 29 - Malford MilliganJuly 30 - James McMurtry512-476-1090 1500 Barton Springs Rd74 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o mWHEN YA SEE OURNEON COWBOY,YOU’RE HERE!12225 HWY 290 WESTPH 301-4648 NUTTYBROWN.COMThe guy you’ve been hearing about...HUDSONMOORECedar Valley BandCOMING SOONTICKETS NUTTYBROWN.COMFOWLERFESTRANDY ROGERS BANDELI YOUNG BAND

LOVEJOYSTAP ROOM & BREWERY7.14 The Song Gods,Nungesser Trio7.21 Dirty CharleyBand, Travis Co.Bedlam, Dad Jim7.23 The Lost SoulRevueWho Wants a $ PubQuiz every WedReggae & Soul w/Heart&Soul Soundsysytemevery Sun604 NECHES 512.477.126811 LOCAL DRAFTS 2 full bars2 stagesTHURSDAY, JULY 141308 EAST 4TH STREET AT NAVASOTA- MICHAEL NANCE Happy Hour 4pmScott Collins 10:30PM Juke Joint Sandinistas 6pm 9pm$10coverSteak Night 6:30PM ASHLEY MONICAL 7PMJON INMON Happy Hour 4pm Mark Allan Atwood 7PMJAMES HYLAND Happy Hour 4pm7/21:7/22:6pm No CoverComing UPSaturday 7/30: 7/30 c8/12 8/13 THURJULY 14H. H. PLANET CASPER12AM Nano Whitman10PM NELO 10PM IN THU10:30 CONTINENTAL GRAFFITI8:30 ROBERT KRAFT TRIO 8:30FRIDAY JULY 15AUSTIN CHAMBER MUSIC PRESENTS7:15PM 8:15PM KNEEBODY7:30PM12AM GUYFORSYTHWAMMOVSSATURDAY JULY 16and a holler12AM Two Hoots10PMDAVEALVIN& THEGUILTYONESSUNDAY JULY 17REDD VOLKAERT,EARL POOLE BALLDOORS AT 6:30 SHOW AT 7:30PMJUNIORBROWNAND THE LOVELYTANYA RAEJOHN BRANCH MIKE FLANIGIN’S B-3 TRIO CHOSEN ONE OF “AMERICA’S BEST BARS” INPLAYBOY’S GUIDE TO AMERICA’S GREATESTBARS IN 2000 AND NOW AGAIN IN 2010!MONDAY JULY 18HAPPY HOURNO HAPPY HOUR TONIGHTDOORS6:30PMMATINEE DOORS AT 3PM HAPPY HOUR PLANET CASPERMATINEE DOORS AT 3PM PLUS DALLAS WAYNEWITH ART BYCINDY“CRASH”RASCHKE&JAMES LAGAA N DD A L E WAT S O N 8:30 JON DEE & FRIEND SHOWWITH MATTHEW RYAN 10:30 THE FRANK MUSTARD PROJECT8:45 DON HARVEY: A IS RED 10:30 THE EPHRAIM OWENS EXPERIENCE8:30 2 BUCK TUESDAY DAN dYeR 10:30 TRUBE, FARRELL & SNIZ JAKE LANGLEY & FROSTY8:30 BARBARA K. & CINDY CASHDOLLAR1315 S. CONGRESS- FRI. 4 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 15, 2011 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 75HI S10PMOlivier Giraud’sL O N E S T A R STUESDAY JULY 19ContinentalGraffitiH. H. 6:30PM TONI PRICE12AM BUICK MACKANE REUNION!10:30PM MISS MELVISWEDNESDAY JULY 20HAPPY HOUR 12:30AM restavrantTHURSDAY JULY 2111:15PM 10PM Franny & Zooey11:45PM DAHEBEGEBEES9:30PM LATIN AT HEARTFRIDAY JULY 22 HAPPY HOUR THE LEGENDARY BLUES SPECIALISTS12AM 10:30PM BEEVSMOTH9:30M SATURDAY JULY 2311:30PMDOYLEBRAMHALL10PM LisaMarshallBand

Special ADVANCE ScreeningWednesday, July 20, 7:30pm & To sign up for a chance to win apass to this screening, go toaustinchronicle.com/contests byJuly 18.No purchase necessary. Passes are limited and available on a first-come,first-served basis. Seating is limited. Passes do not guarantee admission.Get Some July 22CALENDAR ( COMMUNITY SPORTS ARTS FILM MUSIC) LIST ING SCLUB LISTINGS FROM FRIDAYLITTLE WOODROW’S BEE CAVES SusanGibson (10:00)LUCKY LOUNGE Vinyl Dharma(10:00)LUCY’S RETIRED SURFERS BAR &RESTAURANT George Devore(6:00), the Saturday Nites(10:00)MARIA’S TACO XPRESS Hip Shakin’Mama (7:00)MEAN-EYED CAT Chief Rooster(9:00)MEXITA’S MEXICAN FOOD RESTAURANTJohnny Gonzales (5:00)MOHAWK Howling at the Moon,Jail Guitar Doors Benefit w/English Teeth♪, Salesman,Lions♪, Wayne Kramer (8:00)ÑRMOMO’S Candace Bellamy, WillT. Massey, Jarrett Killen, WillEvans Project, James Hyland &the Joint Chiefs (6:00)MONUMENT CAFE Erik Hokkanen(7:00)NEWORLDELI Rick PossNORTH BY NORTHWEST RESTAURANT &BREWERY Jamie ThomasNUVOLA DJ Mark Denim, DJ Paco(10:00)ONE 2 ONE BAR Randy Stern, LisaMarshall, Noble Dog♪ (7:30)ONE WORLD THEATRE Kelly Willis &Bruce Robison (7:00, 9:30) ÑTHE PARISH Anna Love, MadClassy, RUN DMT (9:00)PEDRO’S PLACE La Mona Loca(11:00)PLUSH Weight w/ the HerdPOODIE’S HILLTOP ROADHOUSEJuke Joint Sandinistas, JeffStrahan, Lucas Cook (6:00)RED 7 Good in the Sack, theBuzzkillers, Comedy, JukeboxRomantics, Say Hello to theAngels (8:00) RRED EYED FLY AfterMath, KnuckleSammich, Corporate Elvis, theChorderoys, Brett & the MicksRED FEZ Matt Creaton, AllenDaniels Band (8:30)THE RED ROOSTER Planet Texas(9:30)RILEY’S TAVERN Lucas Hudgins &the First CousinsROMEO’S Chrissy Flatt (7:00)RUTA MAYA Big Chris Gates &Gatesville, Churchwood♪(9:00)SAM’S TOWN POINT Classic RockOpen Jam w/ Breck English(9:00)SATELLITE BISTRO & BAR RileyOsbourne (7:00)SAXON PUB James Hand♪ (6:00);Deuce Coupe, Josh Allen &the Whisky Brothers (9:00)THE SCOOT INN Pagame, Hobo D,Sonora, King Louie, ManoloBlack, DJ Orion, Peligrosa(9:00) RSHENANIGANS Capital Suspects(9:30)SHERLOCK’S BAKER ST. PUB & GRILLThe MaxSHOOTERS BILLIARDS GuiltyPleasures (9:00)SKI SHORES CAFE Erick Jackson(6:00)SKINNY’S BALLROOM The Great’85, R. Father & the DashingBastards, the Long Tangles♪SPEAKEASY MatchMaker Band(10:00)STUBB’S Mike Kelly, Emory Quinn(9:00) RSWAN DIVE Hollywood Review(10:30)TEXAS BAR & GRILL Kevin & theKrawlers (9:30)THREADGILL’S WORLD HQ Guns ofNavarone, East CameronFolkcore, Clyde & Clem’sWhiskey Business♪ (9:00)III FORKS Kevin Lovejoy (7:00)TRAILER SPACE RECORDS Die HartIV (7:00)TRIPLE CROWN Joel HofmannBand (6:00); Colin Gilmore,Aquarena Springs, the VictoryMarch (10:00)TROPHY’S Bo DePena, WhiteCotton, Starma RUNCLE BILLY’S BREW & QUE ATLAKE TRAVIS Eve & the Exiles,Malfred Mal (8:00)WHITE SWAN LOUNGE Scotty Upton,DJ Topper James, Mike HookerZED’S Courtney Sanchez, Sway,Kenny Williams (6:00) RSAT 16ANDERSON MILL TAVERNSoul FedAUSTIN FARMERS’MARKET DOWNTOWN Wiretree♪(10:00am)BEERLAND Woolgather, Eons Ago,Baron Grod♪, Blackholicus(9:00)’BOUT TIME DJ Element (9:00)BROKEN SPOKE Daance Lessons,the Derailers (8:00)C. 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Transmission Enter tainment912 red river all are welcome. 611 east 7th venue & wreck roomTh 7/14 - HH Residency - The American Spirit - 5pm // DannyMalone, Peter Piek, Matthew Gray, Anna Lidell - 9pmF 7/15 - Lions feat. Wayne Kramer, Salesman, English Teeth(Howling at the Moon - A Benefit for Jail Guitar Doors) - 9pmSa 7/16 - Suns of Orpheus (CD Release) w/ La Guerilla, MartinPerna (of Ocote Soul Sounds) DJ Set - 10pmSu 7/17 - THE COATHANGERS w/ The Downtown Struts,Marriage - 10pmTu 7/19 - The Couch, Three Leaf, Little Radar - 10pmW 7/20 - Ancient VVwednesday Unplugged Happy Hour - 5pm //WOODEN BIRDS w/ ((sounder)), Gold Beach - 10pmTh 7/21 - HH Residency - The American Spirit - 5pm // LostBayou Ramblers w/ The Boxing Lesson - 10pmF 7/22 - MISSION OF BURMA w/ Ume, Daniel Francis Doyle -9pm // White White Lights, Residual Kid - 12amSa 7/23 - BROWNOUT! + CHINGO BLING - 9pm (out) // Henry +The Invisibles w/ Gobi - 12am (in)M 7/25 - Magnificent Snails, Yourself and the Air, Royal Forest,Searching for a Signal - 10pmTu 7/26 - Unplugged Happy Hour w/ Mike and the Moonpies(upper deck) - 5pm // Brass Bed, The Pushpins, MagicLanding - 10pmW 7/27 - Ancient VVwednesday Unplugged Happy Hour - 5pm //The Baker Family, Second Lovers, Black Forest Fire, Dark WaterHymnal - 10pmTh 7/28 - Viking Happy Hour - 5pm // Grand Champeen,Grape St - 10pmF 7/29 - Right-On / ASL Happy Hour - 5pm // Hospital Ships,Paper Hotel, Featherface, White Hotel - 10pmSpecial ADVANCE ScreeningWednesday, July 20, 7:30pm78 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o mwww.mohawkaustin.comTh 7/14 - FREE INSIDE: One Good Lung, Kidoo &the Dude,Laserz - 9pmF 7/15 - Say Hello to the Angels, Jukebox Romantics, TheAltercation Punk Comedy Tour, The Buzzkillers - 9pmSa 7/16 - (EARLY) Thieves, We Are The Union, I Call Fives, TheStory So Far 6pm // Flowers in the Attic, Boyfrndz, Triptych,Equals - 9pmSu 7/17 - EARLY: Cutting Losses, Double Dealer, Overlooked,Drawback, DJ sets by KILLME - 6pm // Full Blown Chaos, SBS,Killer Ape, Humanerror. -9pmM 718 - Slutever, Spiked Punch, Vomettes, Creationists,Tu 7/19 - Benefit for Liz's Dad w/ The Smites (A Tribute to theSmiths), Knifight, TBA -8pmW 7/20 - FREE! Rock Salt Shotgun, Blueprints for a Holocaust,Crystal Garden, Between the Breaking - 9pmTh 7/21 - (Early) Taking on Poseidon, Among These Oceans,Really Annoying When Repeated, Surrender Yourself, Settlements -6pm // Mont Lyons, We Were Wolves, Diesel and Dixie - 9pmF 7/22 - (Early) Registration for Loteria Austin (www.red7austin.blogspot.com for details) // SAVIOURS, Mammoth Grinder, EagleClaw, Skycrawler - 9pmSa 7/23 - Loteria Austin Returns! (details atred7austin.blogspot.com)W 7/27 - Clinging to the Trees of a Forest Fire (ProstheticRecs),Transient, BOARS, Burials - 9pmTh 7/28 - Liturgy, Bat Castle, Whore of Bethlehem, - 9pmF 7/29 - Magnifico! (A tribute to Queen), "Waco Sugars", TotalUnicorn - 9pmfor info on upcoming tours, check out www.transmissionentertainment.comCaptain America Wants You!Sign up for a chance to win a pass to this screening,by going to austinchronicle.com/contests by July 18.RATED PG-13No purchase necessary. Passes are limited and available on a first-come, first-served basis.Seating is limited. Passes do not guarantee admission.www.captainamerica.marvel.comIn Theaters July 22.www.red7austin.comCALENDAR ( COMMUNITY SPORTS ARTS FILM MUSIC) LIST ING SCLUB LISTINGS FROM SATURDAYTHE PARISH Cowboy & Indian, theBand of Heathens (8:00)PLUSH Table Manners CrewPOODIE’S HILLTOP ROADHOUSE LisaMarshall, W.C. Clark, BluesPosse (6:00)RED 7 Early: The Story So Far, ICall Fives, We Are the Union,Thieves (5:00); Later: TriptychDaytes, Flowers in the Attic,We Aim To Try♪ (9:00) RRED EYED FLY Good Day Paradise,Bodacious Groovies, Zig ZagIllusion, the Hooch, Yele(8:30) RRED FEZ Gabe Hayes, Tje Austin♪(10:00)THE RED ROOSTER Mike Piano(9:00)RILEY’S TAVERN JWW & theProspectorsRUTA MAYA Light Me Up, Gulf ofMichigan, Collin Herring, BlackForrest Fire (9:00)SATELLITE BISTRO & BAR In thePocket (7:00)SAXON PUB Sideshow Five (3:00);David Spann, Omar & theHowlers, Roxy Roca♪ (8:00) RTHE SCOOT INN Watching theMoon, Tow the Line, We’ll GoMachete (9:00)SFC FARMERS’ MARKET AT SUNSETVALLEY Jerry Sires (10:00am)SHERLOCK’S BAKER ST. PUB & GRILLThe MaxSHOOTERS BILLIARDS Texas TallBoys (9:30)SKINNY’S BALLROOM Wil Cope,Snowbyrd, Moonlight Towers RSPEAKEASY The Space Rockers(10:00)STUBB’S Sounds Under Radio(9:00)SWAN DIVE Second Line Social,Monarchs (9:00) ÑTHREADGILL’S WORLD HQ CariHutson, Hector Ward & the BigTime♪ (9:00)III FORKS Ken Slavin (7:00)TRAILER SPACE RECORDS Cartright, theWolf, Church Shoes (7:00) RTRIPLE CROWN Devourment,Disfigured, GrotesqueFormation, Perversum,VBT (9:00) RTROPHY’S Groove Think, the SoulPilots♪, Zoo Child♪, AgaveLove♪ (9:00)UNCLE BILLY’S BREW & QUE BobbyEarle, Chris Tondre♪ (2:00)UNCLE BILLY’S BREW & QUE AT LAKETRAVIS Freddie Steady V (8:00)VICTORY GRILL Mix It Up Saturdaysw/ DJ Junior VibesSUN 17BB ROVERS Open Mic(7:00)B.D. RILEY’S IRISH PUB IrishTunes Session (9:00)BEERLAND Cunto, Ghosts of Texas,Deadtown (9:00)BLUE MOON ROCK & BLUES BAR Kevin& the Krawlers (8:00)’BOUT TIME A.J. Kline (8:00)C. HUNTS ICE HOUSE Armadillo Road(6:00)CEDAR STREET Sonia Moore (9:30) RCHUGGIN’ MONKEY Wigeon Holland(9:00)CONTINENTAL CLUB Gallery: Jon DeeGraham & Matthew Ryan, MikeFlanigin Trio (8:30); In theClub: Junior Brown & TanyaRae (7:00), Heybale! (10:00)COTTON CLUB Can’t Hardly Playboyz(7:00)DIZZY ROOSTER Jo Hell (8:00)EDDIE V’S EDGEWATER GRILLE KrisKimura Quartet (7:00)EL SOL Y LA LUNA Las Gabacha-Chas (noon)ELEPHANT ROOM Kevin Lovejoy(9:30)ELYSIUM Regression: RetroEighties w/ DJ Pumpkin SpiceEMO’S Paul Q-Pek, the ShinyDarks, Invisible Target, LustControl RFIRST UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISTCHURCH Chiara String Quartet(7:30) RFLIPNOTICS COFFEESPACE CamilleCortinas, Jessica Kavanaugh,Uncle Lady (6:00)FREDDIE’S PLACE Jamie Thomas(6:00)FRIENDS Travis Green (5:00), BluesJam (9:00)GINNY’S LITTLE LONGHORN SALOONDale Watson (4:00)GREEN PASTURES RESTAURANTJacques Vilmain (11:00am)GRUENE HALL Ruby Jane (12:30),Rob Roy Parnell (5:00)GÜERO’S TACO BAR Mitch Webb &the Swindles (3:00)HOLE IN THE WALL Mont Lyons♪,Devin Fry, Michael Kincaid(10:00)HOUSE WINE Justin Landers (6:00)HYDE PARK BAR & GRILL Jane EllenBryant (7:00)JAX NEIGHBORHOOD CAFE Ted Hall’sBlues Church & Jam (8:00)JOVITA’S Rockin’ Gospel Project(noon)LAKE TRAVIS Boat Party w/ ZlamDunk (5:00) ÑLAMBERTS Scotty B. Trio (7:30)LANAI DJ Paco, DJ Jonene, DJChris Rome, DRK, KeineMoniker, DJ Christian Barbuto,Mexican From Mars (6:00)LUCKY LOUNGE Acoustic Live w/Sam Stomphorst (9:00)MEAN-EYED CAT Lucas Hudgins &the First Cousins (7:30)MOHAWK Marriage, the DowntownStruts, the Coathangers (9:00)ÑRMOMO’S Austin Mayse♪, JamesHyland & the Joint Chiefs,Warren Hood & the Goods,King Corduroy (6:00)NUTTY BROWN CAFE Java Jazz(11:00am)THE OASIS The BrewPARAMOUNT THEATRE Ray Price(8:00) ÑRPOODIE’S HILLTOP ROADHOUSEMichael Shane Borden (3:00)RED 7 Early: Drawback, DoubleDealer, Overlooked, CuttingLosses (5:00); Later: KillerApe, SBS, Full Blown Chaos(9:00) RRED EYED FLY Battle of the Bandsw/ Soul Grass Alliance,Midnight Riot, the Astronots,Mad Martigan, Polaris BreachRED FEZ DJ Kurupt, DJ Cauze-One(10:00)RILEY’S TAVERN Open Mic w/ GlennAllenRUTA MAYA Salsa Lessons, Ritmo3 (8:00)SALVAGE VANGUARD THEATERTranscosmic Geometry (8:00) RSAXON PUB Bobby Whitlock& CoCo Carmel, theResentments, the BetterHalves, Marshall Anderson(6:00)SKI SHORES CAFE Bob Cheevers(3:00) RSKINNY’S BALLROOM Thrift StoreCowboys, Kentucky KnifeFight, Whiskey Folk Ramblers(9:00) RSPEAKEASY Adam Rodgers (10:00)STUBB’S Brunch w/ the Shieldsof Faith (11:00am), RodneyHayden CD Release (7:00) RSWAN DIVE Wild Child, RamblerRose (10:00)TEXAS MUSIC MUSEUM Texas MusicFestival w/ the Czech MelodyMasters (1:30)TRIPLE CROWN Open Mic w/ GrantEwing, Holly Aiken, Nate HindsTROPHY’S Abstract Atmosphere,Triptych, Daytes (9:00) RUNCLE BILLY’S BREW & QUE ErickJackson, Trimmed & Burning(2:00)WATERLOO ICE HOUSE Jeff Lofton(11:00am)Z’TEJAS Kalu James♪ (6:00)TEXAS MISTBEST HAPPY HOUR IN TOWN$2 Wells & Domestics all day ’til 10PMThursday, 8PM-11PMSunday, 8PM-2AMDance Floor: DJ Robert - Friday 9PM-2AMDJ Martin Hernandez - Saturday 9PM-2AM• Callahan’s General StoreKARAOKE STAGE:Mon-Thurs 9PM-2AM 183• The LandingStripJet Ln- cash prizes daily!Open: Mon-Thu 4PMFri & Sat 11AM• Austin Vee Dub-TEXAS MIST1115 Old Bastrop Hwy512-385-3553Old Bastrop Hwy

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Cheatham StreetWAREHOUSEAustin’s far-out music hall in San Marcoswww.cheathamstreet.comth cody riley andjason bednorzFR aaron einhousesa kimberly kelly andtexas renegademo grant ewing bandtu midnight river choirwe kent finlay’ssongwriters circleJULY 21 HALLEYANNA & THE TENNESSEECOMINGSOON:VOLUNTEERSJULY 22 CODY LAWSONAND THE PALE HORSESJULY 23 RICH O’TOOLE (CD RELEASE)21 and up21 and upwelcomewelcomeFLAMINGOCantina80 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m119 CHEATHAM ST., SAN MARCOS 512-353-3777515 515 e.6th st 512 494 9336BRINGING LIVE LIVE MUSIC TO AUSTIN FORSPUSEste NocheFLAMINGOCantina18YEARSTHURSDAY THURSDAY 07.14 SEPTEMBER 30 *ELECTRONIC/ROCK* *REGGAE* DOORS 9:00 DOORS 9:00FRIDAY 07.15 ***REGGAE TRIBUTE*** DOORS 9:00GREGORY*BAANG ROCKSTEADYISAACSEXPLOSION!*TRIBUTE19SYNTHETAMINEBLACK MAGIC KIT, CODE NAMED CODEMAU MAU CHAPLAINSDON CHANI + DR.DUBBISTSATURDAY 07.16 *ROCK* DOORS 9:00OPPOSITE DAYMUCHOS BACKFLIPSABSTRACT ATMOSPHERE, EX MACHINASUNDAY 07.20 ***REGGAE*** DOORS 08:30NO COVER DREADNECK NIGHT!MAU MAU CHAPLAINSUPCOMING SHOWS07.21: Cherry Royale, Candace Bellamy, Venus Fixer07.22: Yellowman, Mau Mau Chaplains, DJ Ivor07.23: The Bandulus, La Guerilla, Bohunks, Los de07:27: NO COVER Dreadneck Night07.28: Sheer Khan, Misfitz, A Good Rogering,Gray the New Black, Befriend the BearsWWW.FLAMINGOCANTINA.COMCALENDAR ( COMMUNITY SPORTS ARTS FILM MUSIC) LIST ING SMON 18ANTONE’S Austin BluesSociety (8:00)ARTZ RIB HOUSE SarahElizabeth Campbell & theBanned (7:30)BAR 141 Robbie’s Open Mic (9:00)B.D. 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RILEY’S IRISH PUBBrooke Avid (10:00)BROKEN SPOKE SunsetValley Boys, Dance Lessons,Chaparral w/ Jeff Hughes(6:00)CAFFE MEDICI Red Young, BrannenTemple (5:00)CAROUSEL LOUNGE Mike Dubose♪(7:00)CEDAR STREET Thunder God Ridersof Justice, the Spazmatics(6:00)CENTRAL MARKET SOUTH TexasEastside Kings (6:30)CHEATHAM STREET WAREHOUSE KentFinlay’s Songwriters Circle(11:00)CHEZ ZEE Jacinta (7:00)CHUGGIN’ MONKEY Aaron Navarro(9:00)CONTINENTAL CLUB Gallery: CindyCashdollar & Barbara K; Trube,Farrell & Sniz (8:30); In theClub: Shotgun Party (6:30);Franny & Zooey, Chili ColdBlood, Restavrant (10:00) ÑRDIZZY ROOSTER Jakwagon (8:00)DONN’S DEPOT Frank & the StationMastersTHE DRISKILL HOTEL Driskill Bar:Bruce Smith (8:00)EDDIE V’S EDGEWATER GRILLE ScottyB. 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Vincent (7:00)JAX NEIGHBORHOOD CAFE Chris Wall,Marvin Dykhuis, Danny Britt,Soapbox Spellbinders (6:30)KICK BUTT COFFEE Open Mic (8:00)LA FERIA RESTAURANT MariachiRelampago (7:00)LA PALAPA Johnny Gonzales (7:00)LAMBERTS Masumi & theGentlemen, Sallie Ford & theSound Outside, Jolie Holland(7:30) RLUCKY LOUNGE Jess & theJumptones (6:00); HoneySon, Sycamore Station,Borrisokane, White Elephant(9:00)MARIA’S TACO XPRESS Dave Insley’sCareless Smokers (7:00)MEAN-EYED CAT Reid Wilson & HisSo-Called Friends (8:00)MOHAWK The American Spirit(5:00); the Boxing Lesson,Lost Bayou Ramblers (9:00) RMOMO’S Ginger Thompson, MinorMishap Marching Band, Rupa& the April Fishes (6:30) RMOODY THEATER Dwight Yoakam ÑRONE 2 ONE BAR Naga Valli, NatalieZoe, Candiland (7:00)PARADISE CAFE Tiffany AlanaDodgen (5:00)THE PARISH Bo Pena, MaryAnn& the Revival Band♪, JoshHalverson CD Release (8:00)POODIE’S HILLTOP ROADHOUSE JodiAdair, Beth Lee, Jackie Bristow,Jane Bryant (4:00)RED 7 Settlements, SurrenderYourself, Really AnnoyingWhen Repeated, Among TheseOceans, Taking on Poseidon(6:00) RRED EYED FLY Swamp, AwesomeDeath♪, Brontosaurus, theMillipede, Midnight Thirty RRED FEZ Jean Claude Van Jamme(9:00)RUTA MAYA AciableRUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE JeffLofton (7:00)SATELLITE BISTRO & BAR DannyHarvey, Anny Celsi (6:30)SAXON PUB Eightysixxed (6:00);Hadden Sayer, Meagan Tubb,Jamie Thomas (8:00)THE SCOOT INN The Reaction,Hickoids, Churchwood♪, DirtyCharlie Band, Pure Luck(8:00) RSHAKESPEARE’S PUB James Rider(6:00)SHERLOCK’S BAKER ST. 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Close to SoCo/South Lamar entertainmentdistricts, easy access Mo-Pac, pool/laundry on-site,$695 Beck & Co 474-1551brad@beckandco.comSOUTH2BD- $599W/D Conns for first 3 monthsResort style complex with allbells and whistles.Two Pools, hot tub,tennis courtsLocated close to downtownAnd on heavy bus route.Ron JonApt Mon512-293-7443ronjontheapartmentmon.comSOUTH78704 4 plex1 Study concrete floorsW/D Conns. $675Please call me for showingand info.Ron Jon-Broker512-293-7443ronjontheapartmentmon.comSOUTHARTIST/MUSICIAN-FRIENDLYCOMMUNITYWarehouse-style apartment,polished concrete floor,exposed metal accents, gascooking, modern lighting.1/1 $6192/2 $719Call Team Real Estatefor show!(512)416-8333austindowntownliving.comSOUTH AustinCool.com 693-7231 South Congress shadedby 100 year old oaks, tranquilpool & tennis courts. 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Parklike setting2/2 $900AUSTINCOOL.COMWESTFor Rent & Sale!HousesDuplexesApartmentsLofts & CondosBlue Water Realty(512) 496-3725DUPLEX/HOUSESCENTRAL 3402 King Street,High ceilinged 2/2 home witha bathroom attached to eachbedroom, formal dining room,close to UT and downtown,large oak tree out front, w/dconnections, $1,250. Beck &Co 474-1551,brad@beckandco.comCENTRAL Hyde Park Duplex-Spacious 2/2, all appliances,mostly hard tile, CA/CH, largepatio area, small fenced area,covered parking, W/D conn.,great closet space, quiet neighbors.Medium pets negotiable.$1400. 703 E. 45th (betweenRed River & Duval). MatthewsProperties, Rollo 731-6799, matthewsproperties@yahoo.comCENTRAL Tarrytown - Gigantic1/1’s in 4-plex, PlainJane exterior, wooden floors,large common yard area forgardens or just relaxingunder the trees, windowseverywhere, large kitchen,NO W/D connections, nolaundry, window a/c’s. Catswelcome! - NO DOGS! $775.2302 Enfield. 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WE CANPROBABLY FIND WHAT YOU WANT.DON’T FORGET - WE BUY CARS(RUNNING OR NOT) (ACCIDENTS OKAY)2004 Mercury Sable 88,000 miles. $5650.2003 Infiniti I-35, 133k., very clean, nice, warranty - $6,250.1996 Honda Accord LX, four door, new timing belt, brakes, front andrear, new oil change, AC service. Warranty. Drives as new, and needsnothing. $2,950.2002 Toyota Sequoia. This could be the nicest, cleanest Sequoiaaround. 188K, but don’t let that fool you – always maintained, anddrives as new. Warranty, $6,950.2004 BMW Z-4, auto, believe it or not, only 1,000 actual miles.Looks, drives, like new. Can trade, warranty. $17,600.1999 Lexus SC-300. Pearl white, absolutely beautiful. AT, 125k.Can trade. $7,250.2002 Honda Accord EX, 4dr., auto, 135k, new T-belt fully warranty.Really nice. $6,450.1996 Honda Civic 4dr., AT, new T-belt, full warranty, $2,750.1999 RAV-4, runs, drives great, loaded with sunroofa u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 15, 2011 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 89

MYTHICAL BENEFITS OF HARDACCELERATION DEBUNKEDDear Tom and Ray:I am writing to you to settle a disagreement that mydad and mom had when I was a kid (in the 1970s) andmy wife and I have currently. Does an engine ever needto be floored (hard acceleration) to “blow out the carbon”?Was that merely an excuse for my dad to show offhis 1967 Hemi Dart at stoplights? Or was there actualbenefit from the hard acceleration once in a while? I usethat same excuse with my wife at stoplights (in a muchslower vehicle). Neither my mom nor my wife believes ithas any benefit, and they think it would be just fine forthe rpm to stay at or below 3,000 for the lifetime of theengine. What do you think?– DavidRAY: I think I’m going to ruin your day, David.Because I have to break the news to you that yourwife and mother are absolutely right.TOM: In the ’70s, cars had carburetors.Carburetors let gasoline slosh into the cylinders.And with all that excess gasoline, a buildup of carbonwas a much more common problem.RAY: There was a school of thought that suggestedthat running the car at high speed would help cleanthe caked-on carbon off the valves and pistons.TOM: But by “running the car at high speed,”they meant taking it on the highway for a long, highspeeddrive – not stomping on the gas at a stoplightand leaving a lime-green AMC Pacer in the dust.RAY: Then there were some high-performancecars that had four-barrel carburetors. Two of thebarrels opened up for normal, moderate-speeddriving. And then, when you needed a lot of gas forhigh-speed driving or hard acceleration, the othertwo barrels opened up.TOM: And if you never stepped on the gas hardenough to open up the two high-speed barrels, theycould get gummed up and eventually fail to work.So that was another reason to “blow out” certainhigh-performance carbureted cars back in the day.RAY: But cars haven’t had carburetors since the1980s, David. They all have fuel injection now,which meters the gasoline so precisely that carbonbuildup on the pistons almost never is a problem.So neither of those old justifications for stompingon the gas holds water today.TOM: Your wife and mother are correct. A moderncar can spend its entire life never exceeding3,000 rpm and be completely happy and fulfilled– mechanically, spiritually, and emotionally.RAY: In fact, stomping on the gas and makingjackrabbit starts is terrible for the car. It shortensthe car’s life because of all the stress it puts on thedrive-train components.TOM: So it’s time to catch up with the times,David. You’re in for a little humiliation when youhave to apologize to the women in your life. Butdon’t worry – you’ll look good wearing those pantsup around your chest ... mumbling “yes, dear.”* * *Stop the madness! You can stop driving like a knucklehead,and you’ll help your car in the process. Learn howyour driving habits can harm your car in Tom and Ray’spamphlet “Ten Ways You May Be Ruining Your Car WithoutEven Knowing It!” Send $4.75 (check or money order) toRuin, PO Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475.* * *Got a question about cars? Write to Click and Clack incare of this newspaper, or email them by visiting the CarTalk website, www.cartalk.com.Tune in to Car Talk each Saturday at 9am on©2010 by Tom & Ray Magliozzi and Doug BermanDistributed by King Features Syndicateaustinchronicle.com/notcies 454-5766 more than a listnoticesLEGALCARE AND PROTECTIONTERMINATION OFPARENTAL RIGHTSSUMMONS BYPUBLICATIONDOCKET NUMBER: CP09H0022COMMONWEALTH OFMASSACHUSETTSJuvenile Court DepartmentHolyoke Division121 Elm StreetHolyoke, MA 01040TO: GEORGE MATHEWLEMOND, THE FATHER OFJOHN WILLIAM AVELLA JR.,DOB 3/4/08 TO DIANNALYNN MALMBORGA petition has beenpresented to this court by theDEPARTMENT OF CHILDRENAND FAMILIES, seeking, asto the subject child(ren),JOHN WILLIAM AVELLA JR.,that said child(ren) be foundin need of care andprotection and committed tothe Department of Childrenand Families. The court maydispense the rights of theperson named herein toreceive notice of or toconsent to any legalproceeding affecting theadoption, custody, orguardianship or any otherdisposition of the child(ren)named herein, if it finds thatthe child(ren) is/are in needof care and protection andthat the best interests of thechild(ren) would be servedby said disposition.You are hereby ORDERED toappear in this court, at thecourt address set forthabove, on 09/09/11, at 9:00am, for a PRE-TRIALCONFERENCE.You may bring an attorneywith you. If you have a rightto an attorney and if the courtdetermines that you areindigent, the court willappoint an attorney torepresent you.If you fail to appear, the courtmay proceed on that dateand any date thereafter witha trial on the merits of thepetition and an adjudicationof this matter.For further information callthe Office of the Clerk-Magistrate at 413-533-1482.WITNESS: Daniel J. SwordsFIRST JUSTICEDonald P. WhitneyClerk-MagistrateDATE ISSUED: 07/06/11CAUSE NO. C-1-PB-11-000397 IN THE ESTATEOF FANNIE B. MORRISJONES (AKA FANNIE BELLJONES), DECEASEDIN THE PROBATE COURTNO. 1 TRAVIS COUNTY,TEXASPUBLISHED NOTICE TOCREDITORS Notice is herebygiven that Letters of Testamentaryfor the Estate ofFANNIE B. MORRIS JONES(AKA FANNIE BELL JONES)were issued on June 23,2011 in Cause Number C-1-PB-11-000397, in the ProbateCourt No. 1, Travis County,Texas to JOANNE JONESSNEED.Claims may be presented incare of the Executor of theEstate addressed as follows:The address of record forJOANNE JONES SNEED is5209 Provencial Drive, Austin,Texas 78724.All persons having claimsagainst this Estate, which iscurrently being administered,are required to present themwithin the time and in themanner prescribed by law.DATED the 2nd day of July,2011./s/ JOANNE JONES SNEED,Independent Executor of theEstate of FANNIE B. MORRISJONES (AKA FANNIE BELLJONES), DeceasedCITATION BY PUBLICATIONTHE STATE OF TEXASTO ALL PERSONS INTER-ESTED IN THE ESTATE OFNORMA CARROL OFFUTTDeceased, No. C-1-PB-11-001092 in Probate CourtNumber One of TravisCounty, Texas.BETTY WHEATON The allegedheir(s) at law in theabove numbered and entitledestate, filed on June 29,2011, an Application to DetermineHeirship & Appointmentof Administrator in thesaid estate and request(s)that said Court determinewho are the heirs and onlyheirs of the said NORMACARROL OFFUTT, Deceased,and their respectiveshares and interests in suchestate.Said application will be heardand acted on by said Courtat 10:00 o’clock a.m. on thefirst Monday next after theexpiration of ten days fromdate of publication of this citation,at the County Courthousein Travis County, Texas.All persons interested in saidestate are hereby cited to appearbefore said HonorableCourt at said above mentionedtime and place by filinga written answer contestingsuch application shouldthey desire to do so.If this citation is not servedwithin 90 days after date ofits issuance, it shall be returnedunserved.GIVEN UNDER MY HANDAND THE SEAL OF SAIDCOURT at office in TravisCounty, Texas, on June 29,2011.Dana DeBeauvoirCounty Clerk,Travis County, TexasP.O. BOX 149325AUSTIN, TEXAS 78714-9325By Deputy: /s/ M. LIMONCITATION BY PUBLICATIONTHE STATE OF TEXASTO ALL PERSONS INTER-ESTED IN THE ESTATE OFSALVADOR REYES GONZA-LEZ, Deceased, No. C-1-PB-11-000965 in Probate CourtNumber One of TravisCounty, Texas.MARGARITA BENITEZ BENI-TEZ The alleged heir(s) atlaw in the above numberedand entitled estate, filed onJune 10, 2011, an Applicationto Determine Heirship &Suit to Declare Legal & EquitableOwnership in real Estatein the said estate andrequest(s) that the said Courtdetermine who are the heirsand only heirs of the saidSALVADOR REYES GONZA-LEZ, Deceased, and their respectiveshares and interestsin such estate.Said application will be heardand acted on by said Courtat 10:00 o’clock a.m. on thefirst Monday next after theexpiration of ten days fromdate of publication of this citation,at the County Courthousein Travis County, Texas.All persons interested in saidestate are hereby cited to appearbefore said HonorableCourt at said above mentionedtime and place by filinga written answer contestingsuch application shouldthey desire to do so.If this citation is not servedwithin 90 days after date ofits issuance, it shall be returnedunserved.GIVEN UNDER MY HANDAND THE SEAL OF SAIDCOURT at office in TravisCounty, Texas, on June 14,2011.DANA DEBEAUVOIRCounty Clerk,Travis County, TexasP.O. Box 149325,Austin, Texas 78714-9325By Deputy: /s/ M. LIMONCITATION BY PUBLICATIONTHE STATE OF TEXASCAUSE NO: D-1-FM-11-003679 To: EDUARDO SAL-AZAR and to all who it mayconcern, Respondent(s);GREETINGS: YOU HAVEBEEN SUED. You may employan attorney. If you oryour attorney do not file awritten answer with the clerkwho issued this citation by10:00 A.M. on the Mondaynext following the expirationof twenty days after you wereserved this citation and petition,a default judgment maybe taken against you.YOU ARE HEREBY COM-MANDED to appear and answerbefore the HonorableDistrict Court, 261st JUDI-CIAL DISTRICT COURT, TravisCounty, Texas, at theCourthouse of said County inAustin, Texas, at or before 10o’clock A.M. of the Mondaynext after expiration of twentydays from the date of serviceof this citation, then andthere to answer the ORIGI-NAL PETITION TO TERMI-NATE PARENT-CHILD RELA-TIONSHIP AND TRAVISCOUNTY STANDING OR-DERS of LETICIA QUINTA-NILLA Petitioner(s), filed insaid court on JULY 01, 2011,against EDUARDO SALAZARRespondent(s), and said suitbeing entitled “IN THE INTER-EST OF A CHILD”, the natureof which suit is a request toterminate the parent-child relationship.The Name, Birth date, andPlace of Birth of said is asfollows:ANNAMARIA SALAZARAUGUST 20, 1999AUSTIN, TXThe Court has authority inthis suit to enter any judgmentor decree in the child’sinterest which will be bindingon you, including the terminationof the parent-child relationship,the determinationof paternity, and the appointmentof a conservator withauthority to consent to thechild’s adoption.Issued and given under myhand and the seal of saidcourt at Austin, Texas, July01, 2011.AMALIA RODRIGUEZ-MENDOZATravis County District ClerkTravis County Courthouse1000 Guadalupe,P.O. Box 679003 (78767)Austin, Texas 78701By /s/ KATHERINE FRAZIER,DeputyREQUESTED BY:LETICIA QUINTANILLA1221 EAST 6TH STREETAUSTIN, TEXAS 78702512-477-3638CITATION BY PUBLICATIONTHE STATE OF TEXASCAUSE NO: D-1-FM-11-003296 To: ERICK REBOLLOand to all who it may concern,Respondent(s); GREET-INGS: YOU HAVE BEENSUED. You may employ anattorney. If you or your attorneydo not file a written answerwith the clerk who issuedthis citation by 10:00A.M. on the Monday next followingthe expiration of twentydays after you were servedthis citation and petition, adefault judgment may be takenagainst you.YOU ARE HEREBY COM-MANDED to appear and answerbefore the HonorableDistrict Court, 261ST JUDI-CIAL DISTRICT COURT, TravisCounty, Texas, at theCourthouse of said County inAustin, Texas, at or before 10o’clock A.M. of the Mondaynext after expiration of twentydays from the date of serviceof this citation, then andthere to answer the ORIGI-NAL PETITION FOR DI-VORCE AND TRAVISCOUNTY STANDING ORDERfiled in said court on JUNE13, 2011, and said suit beingnumber D-1-FM-11-003296on the docket of said Court,and entitled “IN THE MATTEROF THE MARRIAGE OF JU-LIA REBOLLO and ERICKREBOLLO, and In the Interestof ANGELINA MARIE RE-BOLLO-GARCIA, CHILD”.The nature of said suit is arequest to DISSOLVE themarriage of the parties, appointmanaging and possessoryconservators, and dividethe estate of the parties in amanner that the court deemsjust and right.The Court has authority inthis suit to enter any judgmentor decree in theCHILD’s interest which willbe binding on you, includingthe termination of the parentchildrelationship, the determinationof paternity, and theappointment of a conservatorwith authority to consent tothe CHILD’s adoption.Issued and given under myhand and the seal of saidcourt at Austin, Texas, June15, 2011.AMALIA RODRIGUEZ-MEN-DOZATravis County District ClerkTravis County Courthouse1000 Guadalupe, P.O. Box679003 (78767)Austin, Texas 78701By /s/ IRENE SILVA, DeputyREQUESTED BY:GUY FREDERIC GEBBIA1505 W. KOENIG LNAUSTIN, TX 78756-1415BUSINESS PHONE: (512)450-1422FAX: (512) 450-1799CITATION BY PUBLICATIONTHE STATE OF TEXAS TOALL PERSONS INTERESTEDIN THE ESTATE OF ROYDOUGLAS BRADLEY Deceased,No. C-1-PB-11-001143 in Probate CourtNumber One of TravisCounty, Texas.GERALDINE WHITE and allThe alleged heir(s) at law inthe above numbered and entitledestate, filed on July 07,2011, an Application for IndependentAdministrationand Application to DeclareHeirship in the said estateand request(s) that saidCourt determine who are theheirs and only heirs of thesaid ROY DOUGLAS BRAD-LEY, Deceased, and their respectiveshares and interestsin such estate.Said application will be heardand acted on by said Courtat 10:00 o’clock a.m. on thefirst Monday next after theexpiration of ten days fromdate of publication of this citation,at the County Courthousein Travis County, Texas.All persons interested in saidestate are hereby cited to appearbefore said HonorableCourt at said above mentionedtime and place by filinga written answer contestingsuch application shouldthey desire to do so.If this citation is not servedwithin 90 days after date ofits issuance, it shall be returnedunserved.GIVEN UNDER MY HANDAND THE SEAL OF SAIDCOURT at office in TravisCounty, Texas, on July 07,2011.Dana DeBeauvoirCounty Clerk,Travis County, TexasP.O. BOX 149325AUSTIN, TEXAS 78714-9325By Deputy: /s/ O. RUIZCITATION BY PUBLICATIONTHE STATE OF TEXAS TOALL PERSONS INTERESTEDIN THE ESTATE OF LYDIA IDUKE Deceased, No. C-1-PB-11-001079 in ProbateCourt Number One of TravisCounty, Texas.LYNDA LANDA VIOLA Thealleged heir(s) at law in theabove numbered and entitledestate, filed on June 28,2011, an Application to DetermineHeirship & Letters ofIndependent Administrationin the said estate andrequest(s) that said Court determinewho are the heirsand only heirs of the saidLYDIA I DUKE, Deceased,and their respective sharesand interests in such estate.Said application will be heardand acted on by said Courtat 10:00 o’clock a.m. on thefirst Monday next after theexpiration of ten days fromdate of publication of this citation,at the County Courthousein Travis County, Texas.All persons interested in saidestate are hereby cited to appearbefore said HonorableCourt at said above mentionedtime and place by filinga written answer contestingsuch application shouldthey desire to do so.,If this citation is not servedwithin 90 days after date ofits issuance, it shall be returnedunserved.GIVEN UNDER MY HANDAND THE SEAL OF SAIDCOURT at office in TravisCounty, Texas, on June 28,2011.Dana DeBeauvoirCounty Clerk,Travis County, TexasP.O. BOX 149325AUSTIN, TEXAS 78714-9325By Deputy:/s/ M. LIMONCITATION BY PUBLICATIONTHE STATE OF TEXAS TOALL PERSONS INTERESTEDIN THE ESTATE OF RICH-ARD WILLIAM THUROW Deceased,No. C-1-PB-11-000697 in Probate CourtNumber One of TravisCounty, Texas.LINDA HALLBERG and allThe alleged heir(s) at law inthe above numbered and entitledestate, filed on April 25,2011, an Application to DetermineHeirship and Lettersof Independent Administrationin the said estate andrequest(s) that said Court determinewho are the heirsand only heirs of the saidRICHARD WILLIAM THUR-OW, Deceased, and their respectiveshares and interestsin such estate.Said application will be heardand acted on by said Courtat 10:00 o’clock a.m. on thefirst Monday next after theexpiration of ten days fromdate of publication of this citation,at the County Courthousein Travis County, Texas.All persons interested in saidestate are hereby cited to appearbefore said HonorableCourt at said above mentionedtime and place by filinga written answer contestingsuch application shouldthey desire to do so.If this citation is not servedwithin 90 days after date ofits issuance, it shall be returnedunserved.GIVEN UNDER MY HANDAND THE SEAL OF SAIDCOURT at office in TravisCounty, Texas, on April 25,2011.Dana DeBeauvoirCounty Clerk,Travis County, TexasP.O. BOX 149325AUSTIN, TEXAS 78714-9325By Deputy: /s/ O. RUIZCITATION BY PUBLICATIONTHE STATE OF TEXASTO ANITA IRENE MAT-THEWS, IN REGARD TO: THEESTATE OF IRENE ETHELREDD, Deceased, No. C-1-PB-11-000685 in ProbateCourt Number One of TravisCounty, Texas.ALTON WAYNE REDD ANDALL The alleged heir(s) atlaw in the above numberedand entitled estate, filed onApril 22, 2011, an Applicationto Determine Heirship and forLetters of Dependent Administrationin the said estateand request(s) that saidCourt determine who are theheirs and only heirs of thesaid IRENE ETHEL REDD,Deceased, and their respectiveshares and interests insuch estate.Said application will be heardand acted on by said Courtat 10:00 o’clock a.m. on thefirst Monday next after theexpiration of ten days fromdate of publication of this citation,at the County Courthousein Travis County, Texas.All persons interested in saidestate are hereby cited to appearbefore said HonorableCourt at said above mentionedtime and place by filinga written answer contestingsuch application shouldthey desire to do so.If this citation is not servedwithin 90 days after date ofits issuance, it shall be returnedunserved.GIVEN UNDER MY HANDAND THE SEAL OF SAIDCOURT at office in TravisCounty, Texas, on July 08,2011.90 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m

DANA DEBEAUVOIRCounty Clerk,Travis County, TexasP.O. Box 149325,Austin, Texas 78714-9325By Deputy: /s/ M.C. ARZOLAD-1-GV-08-000907CONSTABLE’S NOTICE OFSALEREAL PROPERTY DELIN-QUENT TAXESBY VIRTUE of a certain OrderOf Sale issued by the clerk ofthe 98th District Court of TravisCounty, on the 23rd dayof June, 2011 in a certaincause numbered D-1-GV-08-000907, wherein Austin CommunityCollege, Austin IndependentSchool District, Cityof Austin, Travis County andTravis County HealthcareDistrict are plaintiffs, and Rezonans,LLC aredefendant(s), in favor of saidplaintiffs, for the sum of$7,305.29 Dollars, togetherwith all costs of suit, that beingthe amount of judgmentrecovered by the said plaintiffs,in the 98th District Courtof Travis County, Texas, onJanuary 30, 2009.I, on the 24th day of June,2011, at 2:00 o’clock P.M.,have levied upon, and will,on the 2nd day of August,2011 at 10:00 o’ clock, A.M.,at 1000 Guadalupe Street inthe City of Austin, within legalhours, proceed to sell forcash to the highest bidder,all the rights, title and interestof defendants in and to thefollowing described property,levied upon as the propertyof defendants, to-wit:Lot 8, Block 6, SouthHeights, Plat No. 1/112, TravisCounty, Texas, and beingmore particularly describedin document number2006025017 of the deedrecords of Travis County,Texas.THE ABOVE SALE to bemade by me to satisfy theabove described judgmentfor $7,305.29 Dollars in favorof plaintiffs, together with thecosts of said suit, and theproceeds applied to the satisfactionthereof.Witness my hand this 24thday of June, 2011.BRUCE ELFANT,CONSTABLE PRECINCT 5TRAVIS COUNTY, TEXASBY /s/ G.L. Blaylock DEPUTYON THE PROPERTY SOLD,THERE ARE NO WARRAN-TIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED,INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIM-ITED TO, THE IMPLIED WAR-RANTIES OF MERCHANT-ABILITY AND FITNESS FORA PARTICULAR PURPOSE.YOU BUY THE PROPERTY“AS IS”. BIDDERS ARE FUR-THER ADVISED THAT PUR-CHASE OF THE PROPERTYAT THIS EXECUTION SALEMAY NOT EXTINGUISH ANYLIENS OR SECURITY INTER-ESTS ON THE PROPERTY.YOU ARE SIMPLY PUR-CHASING WHATEVERINTEREST THE DEBTOR HASIN THE PROPERTY. IF YOUHAVE ANY QUESTIONS, YOUNEED TO CONSULT COUN-SEL OF YOUR CHOICE.D-1-GV-09-000732CONSTABLE’S NOTICE OFSALEREAL PROPERTY DELIN-QUENT TAXESBY VIRTUE of a certain OrderOf Sale issued by the clerk ofthe 201st District Court ofTravis County, on the 22ndday of June, 2011 in a certaincause numbered D-1-GV-09-000732, wherein Plaintiffsare Austin IndependentSchool District, City of Austin,Travis County, Travis CountyHealthcare District and AustinCommunity College(billing numbers 607699,607700, 607701), Austin IndependentSchool District,Travis County, Travis CountyEmergency Services DistrictNo. 3, Travis County HealthcareDistrict and Austin CommunityCollege (billing numbers607703, 607704,607705, 607706) are plaintiffs,and GSLS, LP, JPMorganChase Bank, N.A. (InRem Only), Leighanne Swaverly(In Rem Only), PlainsCapitalBank (In Rem Only)are defendant(s), in favor ofsaid plaintiffs, for the followingsums: Tract One: BillingNumber 607699 = $6,598.19,Tract Two: Billing Number607700 = $717.11, TractThree: Billing Number607701 = $3,419.61, TractFive: Billing Number 607703= $1,692.70, Tract Six: BillingNumber 607704 =$4,803.92, Tract Seven: BillingNumber 607705 =$1,653.79, Tract Eight: BillingNumber 607706 =$869.33 Dollars, togetherwith all costs of suit, that beingthe amount of judgmentrecovered by the said plaintiffs,in the 201st DistrictCourt of Travis County, Texas,on November 20, 2009.I, on the 24th day of June,2011, at 2:00 o’clock P.M.,have levied upon, and will,on the 2nd day of August,2011 at 10:00 o’ clock, A.M.,at 1000 Guadalupe Street inthe City of Austin, within legalhours, proceed to sell forcash to the highest bidder,all the rights, title and interestof defendants in and to thefollowing described property,levied upon as the propertyof defendants, to-wit:TRACT ONE: BILLING NO.6076991.505 acres out of the AntoneNepgin Survey 600,Travis County, Texas, andbeing more particularly describedin Document No.2005095603 of the DeedRecords of Travis County,TexasParcel No.: 01-0153-0108-0000Location: 6721 ThomasSprings RoadTRACT TWO: BILLING NO.:60770014.723 acres out of the AntoneNepgin Survey 600,Travis County, Texas, andbeing more particularly describedas Tracts 4 and 5 inDocument No. 2007065831of the Deed Records of TravisCounty, TexasParcel No.: 01-0153-0109-0000Location: 6713 ThomasSprings RoadTRACT THREE: BILLINGNO.: 6077013.592 acres out of the AntoneNepgin Survey 600,Travis County, Texas, andbeing more particularly describedas Tracts 2 and 3 inDocument No. 2007065831of the Deed Records of TravisCounty, TexasParcel No.: 01-0153-0110-00000Location: 6701 ThomasSprings RoadTRACT FIVE: BILLING NO.:607703Lot 3, Live Oak Acres, PlatNo. 76/12, Travis County,Texas, and being more particularlydescribed in DocumentsNo. 2007065832 ofthe Deed Records of TravisCounty, TexasParcel No.: 01-0153-0112-0000Location: Thomas SpringsRoadTRACT SIX: BILLING NO.:607704Lot 2, Live Oak Acres, PlatNo. 76/12, Travis County,Texas, and being more particularlydescribed in DocumentNo. 2007065832 of theDeed Records of TravisCounty, TexasParcel No.: 01-0153-0113-0000Location: 6605 ThomasSprings RoadTRACT SEVEN: BILLINGNO.: 607705Lot 1, Live Oak Acres, PlatNo. 76/12, Travis County,Texas, and being more particularlydescribed in DocumentNo. 2007065832 of theDeed Records of TravisCounty, TexasParcel No.: 01-0153-0114-0000Location: Thomas SpringsRoadTRACT EIGHT: BILLINGNO.: 6077060.238 acres out of the AntoneNepgin Survey 600,Travis County, Texas, andbeing more particularly describedin Document No.2007065832 of the DeedRecords of Travis County,TexasParcel No.: 01-0153-0115-00000Location: 6605 ThomasSprings RoadTHE ABOVE SALE to bemade by me to satisfy theabove described judgmentfor the following sums: TractOne: Billing Number 607699= $6,598.19, Tract Two: BillingNumber 607700 =$717.11, Tract Three: BillingNumber 607701 = $3,419.61,Tract Five: Billing Number607703 = $1,692.70, TractSix: Billing Number 607704= $4,803.92, Tract Seven:Billing Number 607705 =$1,653.79, Tract Eight: BillingNumber 607706 =$869.33 Dollars in favor ofplaintiffs, together with thecosts of said suit, and theproceeds applied to the satisfactionthereof.Witness my hand this 24thday of June, 2011.BRUCE ELFANT,CONSTABLE PRECINCT 5TRAVIS COUNTY, TEXASBY /s/ G.L. Blaylock DEPUTYON THE PROPERTY SOLD,THERE ARE NO WARRAN-TIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED,INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIM-ITED TO, THE IMPLIED WAR-RANTIES OF MERCHANT-ABILITY AND FITNESS FORA PARTICULAR PURPOSE.YOU BUY THE PROPERTY“AS IS”. BIDDERS ARE FUR-THER ADVISED THAT PUR-CHASE OF THE PROPERTYAT THIS EXECUTION SALEMAY NOT EXTINGUISH ANYLIENS OR SECURITY INTER-ESTS ON THE PROPERTY.YOU ARE SIMPLY PUR-CHASING WHATEVERINTEREST THE DEBTOR HASIN THE PROPERTY. IF YOUHAVE ANY QUESTIONS, YOUNEED TO CONSULT COUN-SEL OF YOUR CHOICE.D-1-GV-09-001155CONSTABLE’S NOTICE OFSALEREAL PROPERTY DELIN-QUENT TAXESBY VIRTUE of a certain OrderOf Sale issued by the clerk ofthe 126th District Court ofTravis County, on the 20thday of June, 2011 in a certaincause numbered D-1-GV-09-001155, wherein AustinCommunity College, AustinIndependent School District,City of Austin, TravisCounty and Travis CountyHealthcare District are plaintiffs,and Consuelo G. Sandovalare defendant(s), in favorof said plaintiffs, for thesum of $7,162.85 Dollars, togetherwith all costs of suit,that being the amount ofjudgment recovered by thesaid plaintiffs, in the 126thDistrict Court of TravisCounty, Texas, on January29, 2010.I, on the 24th day of June,2011, at 2:00 o’clock P.M.,have levied upon, and will,on the 2nd day of August,2011 at 10:00 o’ clock, A.M.,at 1000 Guadalupe Street inthe City of Austin, within legalhours, proceed to sell forcash to the highest bidder,all the rights, title and interestof defendants in and to thefollowing described property,levied upon as the propertyof defendants, to-wit:Lot 2, Block “O”, BartonHills, Section Two, Plat Volume7, Page 150, TravisCounty, Texas, and beingmore particularly describedin document number2002079669 and ProbateCause No. 88319 of thedeed records of TravisCounty, Texas.THE ABOVE SALE to bemade by me to satisfy theabove described judgmentfor $7,162.85 Dollars in favorof plaintiffs, together with thecosts of said suit, and theproceeds applied to the satisfactionthereof.Witness my hand this 24thday of June, 2011.BRUCE ELFANT,CONSTABLE PRECINCT 5TRAVIS COUNTY, TEXASBY /s/ G.L. Blaylock DEPUTYON THE PROPERTY SOLD,THERE ARE NO WARRAN-TIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED,INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIM-ITED TO, THE IMPLIED WAR-RANTIES OF MERCHANT-ABILITY AND FITNESS FORA PARTICULAR PURPOSE.YOU BUY THE PROPERTY“AS IS”. BIDDERS ARE FUR-THER ADVISED THAT PUR-CHASE OF THE PROPERTYAT THIS EXECUTION SALEMAY NOT EXTINGUISH ANYLIENS OR SECURITY INTER-ESTS ON THE PROPERTY.YOU ARE SIMPLY PUR-CHASING WHATEVERINTEREST THE DEBTOR HASIN THE PROPERTY. IF YOUHAVE ANY QUESTIONS, YOUNEED TO CONSULT COUN-SEL OF YOUR CHOICE.D-1-GV-09-001579CONSTABLE’S NOTICE OFSALEREAL PROPERTY DELIN-QUENT TAXESBY VIRTUE of a certain OrderOf Sale issued by the clerk ofthe 419th District Court ofTravis County, on the 20thday of June, 2011 in a certaincause numbered D-1-GV-09-001579, wherein AustinCommunity College, AustinIndependent School District,City of Austin, TravisCounty, and Travis CountyHealthcare District are plaintiffs,and Alonso Camara andThe Silverado CondominiumsHomeowners Association,Inc. (In Rem Only) aredefendant(s), in favor of saidplaintiffs, for the followingsums: Tract One: BillingNumber 71243 = $4,504.19and Tract Two: Billing Number71530 = $7,857.10 Dollars,together with all costs ofsuit, that being the amount ofjudgment recovered by thesaid plaintiffs, in the 419thDistrict Court of TravisCounty, Texas, on April 14,2010.I, on the 24th day of June,2011, at 2:00 o’clock P.M.,have levied upon, and will,on the 2nd day of August,2011 at 10:00 o’ clock, A.M.,at 1000 Guadalupe Street inthe City of Austin, within legalhours, proceed to sell forcash to the highest bidder,all the rights, title and interestof defendants in and to thefollowing described property,levied upon as the propertyof defendants, to-wit:TRACT ONE: BILLING NO.:071243Lot 15, Block 1, Buena VistaSubdivision, Plat No. 3/104,Travis County, Texas, andbeing more particularly describedin Volume 12410,Page 1095 of the DeedRecords of Travis County,TexasParcel No.: 02-0210-0315-0000Location: 2311 Santa RitaStreetTRACT TWO: BILLING NO.:071530Lot 5, Block 1, W. B. Anthony’sSubdivision, PlatVolume 466, Page 114, TravisCounty, Texas, and beingmore particularly describedas SAVE AND EX-CEPT the North 7.5 feet, asdescribed in Document No.2004143378 of the DeedRecords of Travis County,Texas; MHS#FL4211461581CBParcel No.: 02-0211-0513-0000Location: 2709 East 2ndStreet.THE ABOVE SALE to bemade by me to satisfy theabove described judgmentfor the following sums: TractOne: Billing Number 71243= $4,504.19 and Tract Two:Billing Number 71530 =$7,857.10 Dollars in favor ofplaintiffs, together with thecosts of said suit, and theproceeds applied to the satisfactionthereof.Witness my hand this 24thday of June, 2011.BRUCE ELFANT,CONSTABLE PRECINCT 5TRAVIS COUNTY, TEXASBY /s/ G.L. Blaylock DEPUTYON THE PROPERTY SOLD,THERE ARE NO WARRAN-TIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED,INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIM-ITED TO, THE IMPLIED WAR-RANTIES OF MERCHANT-ABILITY AND FITNESS FORA PARTICULAR PURPOSE.YOU BUY THE PROPERTY“AS IS”. BIDDERS ARE FUR-THER ADVISED THAT PUR-CHASE OF THE PROPERTYAT THIS EXECUTION SALEMAY NOT EXTINGUISH ANYLIENS OR SECURITY INTER-ESTS ON THE PROPERTY.YOU ARE SIMPLY PUR-CHASING WHATEVERINTEREST THE DEBTOR HASIN THE PROPERTY. IF YOUHAVE ANY QUESTIONS, YOUNEED TO CONSULT COUN-SEL OF YOUR CHOICE.D-1-GV-10-000856CONSTABLE’S NOTICE OFSALEREAL PROPERTY DELIN-QUENT TAXESBY VIRTUE of a certain OrderOf Sale issued by the clerk ofthe 126TH District Court ofTravis County, on the 20thday of June, 2011 in a certaincause numbered D-1-GV-10-000856, wherein TravisCounty, Austin IndependentSchool District, City ofAustin, Travis County HealthcareDistrict d/b/a CentralHealth and Austin CommunityCollege are plaintiffs,and GSLS, LP, a DomesticLimited Partnership (LP),Austin Independent SchoolDistrict, City of Austin, TravisCounty, Travis CountyHealthcare District, AustinCommunity College, TravisCounty Emergency ServicesDistrict No. 3, Lake Travis IndependentSchool District,City of Lakeway, TravisCounty Emergency ServicesDistrict No. 6 and LakewayMUD (In Rem Only), JPMorganChase Bank, N.A. (InRem Only) and LeighanneSwaverly (In Rem Only) aredefendant(s), in favor of saidplaintiffs, for the sum of$49,112.48 Dollars, togetherwith all costs of suit, that beingthe amount of judgmentrecovered by the said plaintiffs,in the 126TH DistrictCourt of Travis County, Texas,on March 28, 2011.I, on the 24th day of June,2011, at 2:00 o’clock P.M.,have levied upon, and will,on the 2nd day of August,2011 at 10:00 o’ clock, A.M.,at 1000 Guadalupe Street inthe City of Austin, within legalhours, proceed to sell forcash to the highest bidder,all the rights, title and interestof defendants in and to thefollowing described property,levied upon as the propertyof defendants, to-wit:5.121 acres out of the AntoneNepgin Sur. 600, beingdescribed as Tract 1 in documentnumber 2007065831of the deed records of TravisCounty, Texas.THE ABOVE SALE to bemade by me to satisfy theabove described judgmentfor $49,112.48 Dollars in favorof plaintiffs, together withthe costs of said suit, and theproceeds applied to the satisfactionthereof.Witness my hand this 24thday of June, 2011.BRUCE ELFANT,CONSTABLE PRECINCT 5TRAVIS COUNTY, TEXASBY /s/ G.L. Blaylock DEPUTYON THE PROPERTY SOLD,THERE ARE NO WARRAN-TIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED,INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIM-ITED TO, THE IMPLIED WAR-RANTIES OF MERCHANT-ABILITY AND FITNESS FORA PARTICULAR PURPOSE.YOU BUY THE PROPERTY“AS IS”. BIDDERS ARE FUR-THER ADVISED THAT PUR-CHASE OF THE PROPERTYAT THIS EXECUTION SALEMAY NOT EXTINGUISH ANYLIENS OR SECURITY INTER-ESTS ON THE PROPERTY.YOU ARE SIMPLY PUR-CHASING WHATEVERINTEREST THE DEBTOR HASIN THE PROPERTY. IF YOUHAVE ANY QUESTIONS, YOUNEED TO CONSULT COUN-SEL OF YOUR CHOICE.D-1-GV-10-001432CONSTABLE’S NOTICE OFSALEREAL PROPERTY DELIN-QUENT TAXESBY VIRTUE of a certain OrderOf Sale issued by the clerk ofthe 201st District Court ofTravis County, on the 22ndday of June, 2011 in a certaincause numbered D-1-GV-10-001432, wherein TravisCounty, Del Valle IndependentSchool District, TravisCounty Healthcare Districtd/b/a Central Health, TravisCounty Emergency ServicesDistrict No. 11 and AustinCommunity College (as tobilling number 154159,363999) are plaintiffs, andHermilo Benitez, Individually& d/b/a Benitez Landscapingare defendant(s), in favor ofsaid plaintiffs, for the followingsums: Tract NumberOne: Billing Number 154159= $3,478.93 and Tract NumberTwo: Billing Number363999 = $10,652.99 Dollars,together with all costs of suit,that being the amount ofjudgment recovered by thesaid plaintiffs, in the 201stDistrict Court of TravisCounty, Texas, on February11, 2011.I, on the 24th day of June,2011, at 2:00 o’clock P.M.,have levied upon, and will,on the 2nd day of August,2011 at 10:00 o’ clock, A.M.,at 1000 Guadalupe Street inthe City of Austin, within legalhours, proceed to sell forcash to the highest bidder,all the rights, title and interestof defendants in and to thefollowing described property,levied upon as the propertyof defendants, to-wit:TRACT ONE: BILLING NO.154159Parcel No.: 03-4546-0501-0000Location: 14946 SwissDriveProperty Description: Lot199, Swiss Alpine VillageSubdivision, Section 2, PlatNo. 55/9, Travis County,Texas, and being more particularlydescribed in DocumentNo. 2001216967 of theDeed Records of TravisCounty, Texas;S#CBH001393TXTRACT TWO: BILLING NO.:363999Parcel No.: 03-4841-0226-0000Location: 14620 PloverPlaceProperty Description: 8acres out of the Thomas B.Westbrook Survey 5, TravisCounty, Texas, and beingmore particularly describedin Volume 13086, Page 1457of the Deed Records of TravisCounty, TexasTHE ABOVE SALE to bemade by me to satisfy theabove described judgmentfor the following sums: TractNumber One: Billing Number154159 = $3,478.93 andTract Number Two: BillingNumber 363999 =$10,652.99 Dollars in favor ofplaintiffs, together with thecosts of said suit, and theproceeds applied to the satisfactionthereof.Witness my hand this 24thday of June, 2011.BRUCE ELFANT,CONSTABLE PRECINCT 5TRAVIS COUNTY, TEXASBY /s/ G.L. Blaylock DEPUTYON THE PROPERTY SOLD,THERE ARE NO WARRAN-TIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED,INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIM-ITED TO, THE IMPLIED WAR-RANTIES OF MERCHANT-ABILITY AND FITNESS FORA PARTICULAR PURPOSE.YOU BUY THE PROPERTY“AS IS”. BIDDERS ARE FUR-THER ADVISED THAT PUR-CHASE OF THE PROPERTYAT THIS EXECUTION SALEMAY NOT EXTINGUISH ANYLIENS OR SECURITY INTER-ESTS ON THE PROPERTY.YOU ARE SIMPLY PUR-CHASING WHATEVERINTEREST THE DEBTOR HASIN THE PROPERTY. IF YOUHAVE ANY QUESTIONS, YOUNEED TO CONSULT COUN-SEL OF YOUR CHOICE.GV-002040CONSTABLE’S NOTICE OFSALEREAL PROPERTY DELIN-QUENT TAXESBY VIRTUE of a certain OrderOf Sale issued by the clerk ofthe 201st District Court ofTravis County, on the 20thday of June, 2011 in a certaincause numbered GV-002040, wherein City of LagoVista, Lago Vista IndependentSchool District, TravisCounty, Travis County EmergencyServices District No. 1are plaintiffs, and D.H. Roberts,if alive and if deceased,the unknown owners, heirs,assigns and successors ofthe Estate of D.H. Robertsand Agnes L. Roberts, if aliveand if deceased, the unknownowners, heirs, assignsand successors of the Estateof Agnes L. Roberts aredefendant(s), in favor of saidplaintiffs, for the sum of$2,701.07 Dollars, togetherwith all costs of suit, that beingthe amount of judgmentrecovered by the said plaintiffs,in the 201st DistrictCourt of Travis County, Texas,on July 31, 2002.I, on the 24th day of June,2011, at 2:00 o’clock P.M.,have levied upon, and will,on the 2nd day of August,2011 at 10:00 o’ clock, A.M.,at 1000 Guadalupe Street inthe City of Austin, within legalhours, proceed to sell forcash to the highest bidder,all the rights, title and interestof defendants in and to thefollowing described property,levied upon as the propertyof defendants, to-wit:Lot 4215, Bar-K RanchesPlat No. 4, Plat No. 56/89 asdescribed in Volume 7879,Page 987 of the deedrecords of Travis County,Texas.THE ABOVE SALE to bemade by me to satisfy theabove described judgmentfor $2,701.07 Dollars in favorof plaintiffs, together with thecosts of said suit, and theproceeds applied to the satisfactionthereof.Witness my hand this 24thday of June, 2011.BRUCE ELFANT,CONSTABLE PRECINCT 5TRAVIS COUNTY, TEXASBY /s/ G.L. Blaylock DEPUTYON THE PROPERTY SOLD,THERE ARE NO WARRAN-TIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED,INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIM-ITED TO, THE IMPLIED WAR-RANTIES OF MERCHANT-ABILITY AND FITNESS FORA PARTICULAR PURPOSE.YOU BUY THE PROPERTY“AS IS”. BIDDERS ARE FUR-THER ADVISED THAT PUR-CHASE OF THE PROPERTYAT THIS EXECUTION SALEMAY NOT EXTINGUISH ANYLIENS OR SECURITY INTER-ESTS ON THE PROPERTY.YOU ARE SIMPLY PUR-CHASING WHATEVERINTEREST THE DEBTOR HASIN THE PROPERTY. IF YOUHAVE ANY QUESTIONS, YOUNEED TO CONSULT COUN-SEL OF YOUR CHOICE.NO. C-1-PB-11-000899ESTATE OF LONNIE JESSLOGAN, DECEASEDIN THE PROBATE COURTNO. 1 OF TRAVIS COUNTY,TEXASNOTICE TO CREDITORSNotice is hereby given thatoriginal Letters Testamentaryupon the Estate of LonnieJess Logan, Deceased, wereissued to Larry Lavern Logan,whose residence andmailing address is 2305 OrioleStreet, Ponca City, Oklahoma74601, on June 30,2011, by the Probate CourtNumber One of TravisCounty, Texas, in Cause No.C-1-PB-11-000899, which isstill pending, and that the Executornow holds such LettersTestamentary. All personshaving claims againstsaid estate are hereby requiredto present the claimsto Larry Lavern Logan, c/oKelly C. Kocurek, DuBois,Bryant & Campbell, L.L.P.,700 Lavaca Street, Suite1300, Austin, Texas 78701,within the time prescribed bylaw./s/ Kelly C. KocurekDuBois, Bryant & Campbell,L.L.P.700 Lavaca Street,Suite 1300Austin, Texas 78701Dated: June 30, 2011NO. C-1-PB-11-000910IN THE ESTATE OF JOHNNORMAN THORNTON, DE-CEASEDIN THE PROBATE COURTNO. ONETRAVIS COUNTY, TEXASNOTICE TO CREDITORSNotice is hereby given thatoriginal Letters Testamentaryfor the Estate of JOHN NOR-MAN THORNTON, Deceased,were issued on July7, 2011 in Docket No. C-1-PB-11-000910, pending inthe Probate Court No. One ofTravis County, Texas, to RO-NALD ALLEN JANES, IndependentExecutor.The residence for the IndependentExecutor is in TravisCounty, Texas. The mailingaddress is:c/o A. Lynn TiemannThompson & Tiemann LLPAttorney at Law5203 Pony ChaseAustin, Texas 78727All persons having claimsagainst this Estate, which iscurrently being administered,are required to present themto the undersigned within thetime and in the manner prescribedby law.DATED the 7TH day of July,2011.Respectfully submitted,THOMPSON & TIEMANN LLPP.O. Box 201988Austin, Texas 78720-1988(512) 335-6800 Telephone(512) 335-2088 Facsimile/s/ A. Lynn TiemannAttorney and CounselorState Bar No. 20021500Attorney for the EstateNO. C-1-PB-11-000959ESTATE OF DOROTHYKIRCHENBAUER INGRAM,DECEASEDIN THE PROBATE COURTNO. 1 OF TRAVIS COUNTY,TEXASNOTICE TO CREDITORSNotice is hereby given thatoriginal Letters Testamentaryupon the Estate of DorothyKirchenbauer Ingram, Deceased,were issued to MaureenKaye Ingram Collier,whose residence and mailingaddress is 703 East SummitDrive, Spicewood, Texas78699, on July 7, 2011, bythe Probate Court NumberOne of Travis County, Texas,in Cause No. C-1-PB-11-000959, which is still pending,and that the Executornow holds such Letters Testamentary.All persons havingclaims against said estateare hereby required topresent the claims toMaureen Kaye IngramCollier, c/o Kelly C. Kocurek,DuBois, Bryant & Campbell,L.L.P., 700 Lavaca Street,Suite 1300, Austin, Texas78701, within the time prescribedby law./s/ Kelly C. KocurekDuBois, Bryant & Campbell,L.L.P.700 Lavaca Street,Suite 1300Austin, Texas 78701Dated: July 7, 2011NOTICE OF ABANDONEDVEHICLES Pursuant of theTX Abandoned Motor VehicleAct, the following vehicleswill be auctioned off by PublicAuction unless chargesare satisfied within 10 days.1999 HONDA PRELUDEVIN: JHMBB6247XC007721LP: ADEI1J (FL) RED2001 TOYOTA CAMRYVIN: 4T1BG22K71U038507LP: 378LZC (TN) SILVERINTERSTATE CHAPARRALTOWING INC.1604 Howard Lane Austin, TX78728 (512) 835-6580NOTICE OF ABANDONEDVEHICLE Pinkies AmericanTowing Inc; TDLR VSF#0574407 located at 8917Circle Dr in Austin TX,512-233-4869 has in its custodya 2005 Audi A4; VINWAULC68E95A086205; LP#a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JULY 15, 2011 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 91

LEGAL cont.5UNX508 (CA); impounded06/21/2011 by authority ofAustin Police dept. Thecharge as of 07/05/2011 is$546.40; daily storage rate is$20/day + tax.NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALEto be held at AusTex Towing& Recovery, LLC, 201 E.Braker Ln, Austin, TX 78753on 07/18/11 at 9am.For more information call(512) 836-7443.NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALEPursuant to Chapter 59, TexasProperty Code, AAA StoragePflugerville, located at445 FM 685, Pflugerville, TX78660 will hold a public auctionof property being sold tosatisfy landlord’s lien.Sale will begin at 11:00 am,July 29, 2011 at AAA Storage445 FM 685 Pflugerville,TX 78660. Seller reserves theright to withdraw propertyfrom sale. Property includescontents of spaces of followingtenants: Clifford H. Hatch11,misc. household stuff,misc. boxes; Lillyan MarieMcLuster, many plastic bags,mattresses’, misc. boxes,washer, bunk bed frame, officechair, vacuum cleaner;Judy J. Clough, many misc.boxes and plastic tubs,household furn.; Octavio F.Rueda, plastic tubs, powertools, shelves, 20” T.V. &stand, microwave, misc.stuff; Sotheary Prom, kitchenstuff, water hose, small metalstands, misc. boxes, floorlamp, plastic bags; MelonieS. Sanchez, mattress, petcarrier, bed frame w/ drawers,misc. clothes, plastictub; Ammon K. Williams,couch, chair, side table, coffeetable, misc. boxes, plasticbags. Property sold tohighest CASH bidder. Cleanup & removal deposit is required.Contact AAA StoragePflugerville, 445 FM 685Pflugerville, TX. 78660.512-670-0265.NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALEPursuant to Chapt.59, TexasProperty Code, Airport SelfStorage will hold a publicauction to satisfy a landlord’slien. Sale will be held July27, 2011 at 10:00 am at2725 Lyle Rd., Del Valle, TX78617. Property will be soldby unit to highest bidder forcash. $50.00 cleaning depositper unit. Property beingsold includes general household,tools, boxes, furniture,lawn equipment in spaces ofAngela Lynn De Angelo, MarioI. Castillo, CristovalPuente, Christopher MaraTaylor, Terrance M. Roberson,Rubbie Conner, Rosa E.Sims, Vilma Reyna, Daniel B.Luna, Zoeanna Reid, Jeff D.House, Brittain R. Cheatham,Chrystal L. Kahookele, LorenaVillarreal, Marcus T. Coleman,Kesha L. Hood, AnitaRodriguez, Mildred Haley,andRicky L. Rhymes.Seller reserves the right tonot accept any bid and towithdraw property from sale.NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALEPursuant to Chapter 59 of theTexas Property Code, BENWHITE MINI STORAGE locatedat 405 E. BEN WHITEBLVD, AUSTIN, TX 78704,POND SPRINGS MINI STOR-AGE located at 13444 PONDSPRINGS ROAD, AUSTIN, TX78729, and MOPAC SELFSTORAGE located at 12900N. MOPAC, AUSTIN, TX78727 will hold a public auctionof property to satisfy alandlord’s lien. Auction to beginat 10:00 A.M., Saturday,July 30th, 2011 at BENWHITE to be followed by anauction after 12:00 P.M.,July 30th, 2011 at PONDSPRINGS MINI STORAGE,then to be followed by anauction at approx. 1:30 P.M.at MOPAC SELF STORAGE.Property will be sold to thehighest bidder for cash.Property in each space maybe sold item by item, inbatches, or by the space.Property being sold includescontents in spaces of the following:BEN WHITE: MannyAbraha, Brian Vandiver,Frances Esmon, Mark Hargett,Nicky Ybarra, Hugo Pedraza,Jesus Sanchez, MarieArredondo, Niesl GrahamPOND SPRINGS: Jill Vanreennen,Thomas White, DaleBoisvert, Kathleen Harman,Cassandre Cummings, RicardoDelagarza, Curtisa Manuel,Tina Miller, RichardEckert, Myra Cross, CharlesTurner, Andrea Serur, KristinMann, James McCrummenMOPAC Linda Villela, Alta-Mae Harris.Sale items to include: Typewriter,paper cutter, 1000’s ofvarious music CD’s, DVD &VHS tapes, records andshelving, office equip., beds,microwaves, lamps, kitchenappliances, car parts, drumset, refrig, poker table, luggage,armoire, power tools,garden tools, chairs, desks,computer desk, couch,clothes, Christmas decorations,mirror, toys, washerand dryer, bike, wood,trunks, lawn mower, futon,computer, weights, dressers,TV’s & DVD players, tool box,ladders, air compressor,rugs, misc. boxes.NOTICE OF SALE OF REALPROPERTYSTATE OF TEXASCOUNTY OF TRAVISCAUSE: D1GN10003334 Byvirtue of an Order of Sale issuedby the clerk of the DistrictCourt 345 Court of TRA-VIS County, Texas, June 06,2011, in cause numberedD1GN10003334, styled SU-SAN BELGARD versus DOR-OTHY PHOENIX-ROSE SAV-AGE, A MINOR on a judgmentrendered against DOR-OTHY PHOENIX-ROSE SAV-AGE, A MINOR; I did on June07, 2011, at 2:00 p.m., levyupon as the property of DOR-OTHY PHOENIX-ROSE SAV-AGE, A MINOR the followingdescribed real property:LOT 1, BLOCK A, MURRAYOWENS SUBDIVISION, ASUBDIVISION IN TRAVISCOUNTY, TEXAS, AC-CORDING TO THE MAP ORPLAT OF RECORD IN VOL-UME 29, PAGE 37, OF THEPLAT RECORDS OF TRA-VIS COUNTY, TEXAS.On August 02, 2011, beingthe first Tuesday of themonth, between the hours of10:00 A.M. and 4:00 P.M.,beginning at 10:00 a.m., atthe Travis County Courthouse,1000 GuadalupeStreet, Austin, Texas, I willsell for cash to the highestbidder, all the right, title andinterest of DOROTHY PHOE-NIX-ROSE SAVAGE, A MI-NOR in and to the real propertydescribed above.Dated at Austin, TravisCounty, Texas, June 07,2011Bruce Elfant,Constable Precinct 5Travis County, Texas/s/ by SENIOR DEPUTY AL-MAR SAENZ, Deputy/s/ ALAN REDDNotice to Bidders: You arebuying whatever interest, ifany, the Debtor has in theproperty. Purchase of theDebtor’s interest in the propertymay not extinguish anyliens or security interestsheld by other persons. Thereare no warranties, express orimplied, regarding the propertybeing sold, including butnot limited to warranties of title,merchantability or fitnessfor a particular purpose.Notice to Judgment Debtor: Ifthere is any property, real orpersonal, you want to pointout for levy in lieu of theabove described property,you must contact this officeimmediately.Bidders shall present an unexpiredwritten statement issuedto the person in themanner prescribed by Section34.015, Tax Code, showingthat the Travis County Assessor-Collectorhas determinedthat there are no delinquentad valorem taxesowed by the person. In addition,an individual may notbid on or purchase propertyin the name of any other individual.NOTICE TO ALL PERSONSHAVING CLAIMS AGAINSTTHE ESTATE OF ANTONIASHARP, AKA TONI SHARPTo all Interested Persons: Noticeis given that original LettersTestamentary for the Estateof ANTONIA SHARP,AKA TONI SHARP, Deceasedwere issued to ELIZABETHLYNN PETRIK on THE 24thday of May, 2011 in CauseNo. C-1-PB-11-000647 in theProbate Court of TravisCounty, Texas. Creditors mayfile claims as follows:Lindsay Sharpe6000 Little Bull CoveAustin, TX 78731(512) 476-1551All persons having claimsagainst this estate which iscurrently being administeredare required to present themwithin the time and in themanner prescribed by law.Dated: 30th day of May, 2011Lindsay Sharpe, Attorney forthe Estate of ANTONIASHARP, AKA TONI SHARPNOTICE TO ALL PERSONSHAVING CLAIMS AGAINSTTHE ESTATE OF JACKHANDLEY RICE, DeceasedNotice is hereby given thatoriginal Letters Testamentaryfor the Estate of JACK HAN-DLEY RICE, Deceased, wereissued on June 30, 2011 inCause No. C-1-PB-11-000999, pending in ProbateCourt No. 1 of Travis County,Texas to the estate’s personalrepresentative:LAUREN RICE BACHMANClaims may be presentedand it is hereby instructedthat claims be addressed to:Lauren Rice Bachman, IndependentExecutor of the Estateof Jack Handley Rice,Deceased, 8515 BrodieLane, Apartment 837, Austin,Texas 78745.All persons having claimsagainst the Estate, which iscurrently being administered,are required to present themwithin the time and in themanner prescribed by law.By: /s/ Theodore E. ComsudiAttorney for the Estate o JackHandley Rice, Deceased5806 Mesa Drive, Suite 330Austin, Texas 78731-3770512-346-8556NOTICE TO ALL PERSONSHAVING CLAIMS AGAINSTTHE ESTATE OF WILLIAMJ. WALSH, Deceased Noticeis hereby given that originalLetters Testamentary for theEstate of WILLIAM J. WALSH,Deceased, were issued onJune 21, 2011 in Cause No.C-1-PB-11-000842, pendingin Probate Court No. 1 of TravisCounty, Texas to the estate’spersonal representatives:KATHLEEN A. McCLURE,WILLIAM T. WALSH andDIANE E. TAYLORClaims may be presentedand it is hereby instructedthat claims be addressed to:KATHLEEN A. McCLURE, IndependentCo-Executor ofthe Estate of William J.Walsh, Deceased, 22 Smilin’Jack Lane, East Falmouth,MA 02536.All persons having claimsagainst the Estate, which iscurrently being administered,are required to present themwithin the time and in themanner prescribed by law.By: /s/ Theodore E. ComsudiAttorney for the Estate of WilliamJ. Walsh, Deceased5806 Mesa Drive, Suite 330Austin, Texas 78731-3770512-346-8556NOTICE TO ALL PERSONSHAVING CLAIMS AGAINSTTHE ESTATE OF SIMONE L.HUGHES, DECEASED Theadministration of the estate ofSIMONE L. HUGHES, Deceasedhas been commencedby the issuance oforiginal Letters Testamentaryto LARRY J. SAULS, whoseaddress is 3839 Dry CreekDrive #105, Austin, Texas78731 on June 21, 2011 bythe Travis County ProbateCourt Number One acting inCause No. C-1-PB-11-000924, styled IN RE: ES-TATE OF SIMONE L.HUGHES, DECEASED, inwhich Court the matter ispending. All persons havingclaims against the estate arehereby notified to presentthem within the time prescribedby law, addressed tothe representative of the estateat the address shownabove.Dated this 15th day of July,2011.Respectfully submitted,LAW OFFICE OF JOHN F.CAMPBELL, P.C.7800 Shoal Creek Blvd,Suite 134 SAustin, Texas 78757(512) 476-6036(512) 478-8919 (Fax)NOTICE TO ALL PERSONSHAVING CLAIMS AGAINSTTHE ESTATE OF ELLEN S.YOUNG Notice is hereby giventhat in Cause No. C-1-PB-11-000912 styled Estate ofEllen S. Young, Deceased,pending in the Probate CourtNo. 1 of Travis County, Texas,original Letters Testamentarywere issued on the6th day of July, 2011, toCLYDE DIETRICH SMITH (the“personal representative”). Allpersons having claimsagainst said estate are herebyrequired to present samewithin the time prescribed bylaw, and before such estateis closed. The personal representativedirects thatclaims be presented to saidpersonal representative atthe address shown below incare of the attorney for saidrepresentative.CLYDE DIETRICH SMITHc/o John Calhoun MillerAttorney at Law1509 Old West 38th Street #3Austin, Texas 78731NOTICE TO CREDITORSNotice is hereby given thatoriginal Letters of Administrationwith Will Annexed forthe Estate of Wilhemina GabrielaRector, Deceased,were issued on June 20,2011, in Cause No. C-1-PB-10-001521, pending in theProbate Court, No. One, TravisCounty, Texas, to: PamelaEdwards.All persons having claimsagainst this Estate which iscurrently being administeredare required to present themwithin the time and in themanner prescribed by law.Pamela Edwardsc/o Martin J. Cirkiel1901 E. Palm Valley Blvd.Round Rock, TX 78664DATED the 6th day of July,2011./s/ Martin J. CirkielAttorney for Pamela EdwardsState Bar No.: 007838291901 E. Palm Valley Blvd.Round Rock, Texas 78664Telephone: (512) 244-6658Facsimile: (512) 244-6014NOTICE TO CREDITORS OnJune 24, 2011, Sharon PrenticeEisenberg and Lee Mannwere issued Letters of IndependentAdministration withWill Annexed for the Estate ofJack C. Eisenberg, Deceased,in Cause No. C-1-PB-11-000939 pending in theProbate Court Number One ofTravis County, Texas. Theaddress of Sharon PrenticeEisenberg and Lee Mann, IndependentCo-Administratorswith Will Annexed isc/o Claire D. East, Hopper &Associates, P.C., 400 W. 15thSt., Suite 408, Austin, Texas78701, and all persons havingclaims against this estateare required to present themto such address in the mannerand time required by law.Sharon Prentice Eisenberg,Independent Co-Administratorwith Will Annexed of theEstate of Jack C. Eisenberg,DeceasedLee Mann, Independent Co-Administrator with Will Annexedof the Estate of JackC. Eisenberg, DeceasedBy: Claire D. East, Attorneyfor the Independent Co-Administratorwith Will Annexed,Sharon Prentice EisenbergNOTICE TO CREDITORSNotice is hereby given thatoriginal Letters Testamentaryfor the Estate of Jarrell LeePaschall aka Pat Paschall,Deceased, were issued onJune 23, 2011, in Cause No.C-1-PB-11-000933, pendingin the Probate Court No. 1,Travis County, Texas, to:Sandra Kay Paschall Chism.All persons havingn claimsagainst this Estate which iscurrently being administeredare required to present themto the undersigned within thetime and in the manner prescribedby law.c/o: Mark D. SwansonAttorney at Law940 E. 51st Street, Ste. 101Austin, Texas 78751DATED the 8th day of July,2011./s/ Mark D. SwansonAttorney for Sandra Kay PaschallChismState Bar No.: 19555200940 E. 51st Street, Ste. 101Austin, Texas 78751Telephone: (512) 990-9090Facsimile: (512) 990-1890NOTICE TO CREDITORSNotice is hereby given thatoriginal Letters Testamentaryfor the Estate of Paul W.Worth, Deceased, were issuedto Sandra Y. Worth onJuly 7, 2011, in Cause No. C-1-PB-11-001025, pending inthe Probate Court NumberOne, Travis County, Texas.Claims may be addressed incare of the representative’sattorney, as follows:Sandra Y. Worthc/o Edsam M. Ingram1601 Rio Grande, Suite 520Austin, Texas 78701All persons having claimsagainst this Estate, which iscurrently being administered,are required to present themwithin the time and in themanner prescribed by law.DATED this 7th day of July,2011./s/ Edsam M. IngramATTORNEY FOR THE REP-RESENTATIVENOTICE TO CREDITORSDebra Willhite is the IndependentExecutor of theEstate of Joan E. Owens,Cause No. C-1-PB-10-002044, In The Probate Courtof Travis County, Texas.ANY CREDITOR HAVING ACLAIM AGAINST SAID ES-TATE SHOULD NOTIFYTHE INDEPENDENT EXECU-TOR IN CARE OF:The Law Offices of BeverlySmith, 8930 Fourwinds Dr,Ste. 251, San Antonio, TX78745.smithjustice@sbcglobal.netNOTICE TO CREDITORS OnJuly 11, 2011, Diane TravisBreeding qualified as IndependentExecutor withoutbond of the Estate of JamesEdward Breeding, Deceased,in Cause No. 11-000350-CP4,pending in the County Courtat Law No. 4 of WilliamsonCounty, Texas. The addressof the Independent Executoris c/o Donald F. Carnes, 400W. 15th, Suite 808, Austin,Texas, 78701, and all personshaving claims againstthis estate are required topresent them to such addressin the manner and timerequired by law.Diane Travis Breeding, IndependentExecutor of the Estateof James Edward BreedingNOTICE TO CREDITORSOriginal Letters of IndependentAdministration for the Estateof Kathleen Ross, Deceased,were issued on June28, 2011, to Arthur C. Rossunder Cause No. C-1-PB-11-000652, pending in the ProbateCourt No. 1 of TravisCounty, Texas. All personshaving claims against thisestate, which is currently beingadministered, are requiredto present them withinthe time and in the mannerprescribed by law. Claimsmay be presented in care ofthe attorney for the estate,addressed as follows: ArthurC. Ross, Representative, Estateof Kathleen Ross, Deceased,c/o Law Office ofCharles Smaistrla, 7200 NMo Pac Expy Ste 160, Austin,TX 78731-2560.NOTICE TO CREDITORSOra Delores Morris is the IndependentExecutor of theEstate of Willie Morris, CauseNo. C-1-PB-11-001046 In TheProbate Court of TravisCounty, Texas.ANY CREDITOR HAVING ACLAIM AGAINST SAID ES-TATE SHOULD NOTIFY THEINDEPENDENT EXECUTORIN CARE OF:The Law Offices ofWilliam F. KempP.O. BOX 369Austin, Texas 78767OFFICIAL PUBLIC NOTICETO BIDDERSTRAVIS COUNTY, TEXASNotice is hereby given thatsealed bids will be acceptedby Travis County for the followingitems:1.Commercial CorrectionalInstitutional Plumbing,B110205-NBOpens: July 25, 2011 @ 3:00p.m.2.Erosion Control Services,B110211-NBOpens: July 25, 2011 @ 2:30p.m.3.Insulation Services,B110209-NBOpens: August 1, 2011 @3:00 p.m.AN OPTIONAL PRE-BIDCONFERENCE WILL BEHELD ON JULY 20, 2011 @10:00 A.M.Bids should be submitted to:Cyd Grimes, Travis CountyPurchasing Agent, 700 LavacaStreet, Suite 800, P.O. Box1748, Austin, Texas 78767.Specifications can be obtainedfrom or viewed at theTravis County Purchasing Officeat no charge or by downloadinga copy from our website:www.co.travis.tx.us/purchasing/solicitation.asp.Biddersshould use unit pricingor lump sum pricing, if appropriate.Payments may bemade by check. The successfulbidder shall be requiredto furnish a PerformanceBond in the amount ofOne Hundred percent (100%)of the contract amountawarded, if applicable.OFFICIAL PUBLIC NOTICETRAVIS COUNTY, TEXASNotice is hereby given thatsealed bids for the FiscalYear 2011 HMAC OverlayProgram (IFB No. B110222-JE), a construction project forthe HMAC Overlay in Precinct’s1, 2, 3, and 4, LCRAand Travis County Parks Projects,will be received by CydGrimes, Travis County PurchasingAgent, at the newTravis County PurchasingOffice at 700 Lavaca Street,8th Floor, Suite 800, Austin,Texas 78701 until 2:00 P.M.CDT, August 3, 2011, thenpublicly opened and readaloud. Note: The Time-DateStamp Clock located at thefront counter of the TravisCounty Purchasing Office,will serve as the OFFICIALCLOCK for the purpose ofverifying the date and time ofreceipt of bids.You may view and print theSpecification Manual fromwww.bidsync.com or theycan be obtained in the TravisCounty Purchasing Office.Hard Copies (printed) SpecificationManual may be obtainedfrom the Travis CountyPurchasing Office for a refundabledeposit of $25.00 inthe form of a cashier’s check,money order, or companycheck payable to “TravisCounty.” The deposit will berefunded if the specificationmanual is returned in goodcondition within 21 calendardays of the bid opening. Inaddition, specification manualswill be made available forviewing free of charge at variousAustin-area Plan Roomsindicated in attached list.AN OPTIONAL PRE-BIDCONFERENCE WILL BEHELD ON July 20, 2011 at10:00 A.M., CST, at new TravisCounty Purchasing Officelocated at 700 LavacaStreet, 8th Floor ConferenceRoom, Austin, Texas 78701.There is limited public parkingin the parking garage onthe north side of the buildingand is available on afirst come first serve basis.The fees are posted at theentrance to the garage. Additionalparking meter streetparking is available aroundthe perimeter of the building.A bid security in the amountof five percent (5%) of the totalbid amount will be required.If a copy is submittedelectronically throughwww.bidsync.com, an originalof which and one copywill be due one business dayafter online submission byClose of Business. Paymentswill be made for completedwork in progressive paymentswith the County retainingfive percent (5%) ofeach payment until final acceptanceof the project. Paymentswill be made bycheck. A Payment Bond isrequired in the amount ofone-hundred percent (100%)of the contract amount, if thecontract amount exceeds$25,000. A PerformanceBond is required in theamount of one-hundred percent(100%) of the contractamount, if the contractamount exceeds $100,000.Bidder should use lump sumpricing.Historically UnderutilizedBusinesses including Contractors,Subcontractors, andSuppliers are encouraged toparticipate in this projectconsistent with the goals ofthe Commissioners Court.Contractors will be requiredto comply with all applicableEqual Employment Opportunitylaws and regulations, allFederal, State, and local regulationsfor construction safetyand health standards.The successful bidder mustcommence work upon issuanceby County of a writtenNotice to Proceed. TheCounty reserves the right toreject any and all bids and towaive any informality in thebids received. Bids may notbe withdrawn for ninety (90)calendar days after the dateon which they are opened.Schedule is expected to occurthru the end of October2011 and extend if necessary.TRAVIS COUNTY RESERVESTHE RIGHT TO AWARD ACONTRACT OR CONTRACTSTO THE LOWEST RESPON-SIVE BIDDER OR BIDDERS,TO AWARD ENTIRE PRO-GRAMS OR PORTIONS OFPROGRAMS, OR TO AWARDNO CONTRACT AT ALL, ATTHE DISCRETION OF THETRAVIS COUNTY COMMIS-SIONERS COURT.OFFICIAL PUBLIC NOTICETRAVIS COUNTY, TEXASNotice is hereby given thatsealed bids for the ExteriorCleaning and Painting of700 Lavaca Building ParkingGarage (IFB No.B110232-JT), a project consistingprimarily of powerwashing and painting the LavacaBuilding Parking Garagelocated at the 800 blockof Lavaca Street in downtownAustin in Travis County, willbe received electronicallythrough www.bidsync.com.Bids will be accepted until2:00 P. M. CST, August 3,2011, then publicly openedand read aloud. TravisCounty will also acceptpaper bids received by CydGrimes, Travis County PurchasingAgent, marked“Sealed Bid Exterior Cleaningand Painting of 700 LavacaBuilding Parking Garage (IFBNo. B110232-JT)” at the TravisCounty Purchasing Office,700 Lavaca Street, 8thFloor, Austin, TX 78701.Note: The Time-Date StampClock located at the frontcounter of the Travis CountyPurchasing Office will serveas the OFFICIAL CLOCK forthe purpose of verifying thedate and time of receipt ofpaper bids.You may print the Plans andSpecifications fromwww.bidsync.com or theycan be obtained in the TravisCounty Purchasing Office.Hard copies (printed) ofPlans and Specifications maybe obtained from the TravisCounty Purchasing Office fora refundable deposit of$100.00 in the form of acashier’s check, money order,or company check payableto “Travis County.” Thedeposit will be refunded if thedrawings and specificationsare returned in good conditionwithin 21 calendar daysof the bid opening. In addition,Plans and Specificationswill be made available forviewing free of charge at variousAustin-area Plan Roomslisted below.AN OPTIONAL PRE-BIDCONFERENCE WILL BEHELD ON JULY 20, 2011 AT10:00 A.M., C.S.T. at 700 LavacaStreet, 2nd Floor ConferenceRoom, Austin, TX78701.A bid security in the amountof five percent (5%) of the totalbid amount will be required.IF A COPY OF THEBID SECURITY IS SUBMIT-TED ELECTRONICALLYTHROUGHWWW.BIDSYNC.COM, ANORIGINAL AND ONE COPYWILL BE DUE (BY CLOSEOF BUSINESS) ONE BUSI-NESS DAY AFTER THE BIDOPENING DATE. Paymentswill be made for completedwork in progressive paymentswith the County retainingfive percent (5%) ofeach payment until final acceptanceof the project. Paymentswill be made bycheck. A Payment Bond isrequired in the amount of onehundred percent (100%) ofthe contract amount, if thecontract amount exceeds$25,000. A PerformanceBond is required in theamount of one hundred percent(100%) of the contractamount, if the contractamount exceeds $100,000.Bidders should use lumpsum pricing and provide unitpricing as requested.Project performance period isTWENTY-EIGHT (28) calendardays. IF THE CONTRACTORFAILS TO COMPLETE THEPROJECT IN THE WORKINGDAYS SPECIFIED, LIQUI-DATED DAMAGES OF$300.00 PER DAY OF DELAYWILL BE ASSESSED.Historically UnderutilizedBusinesses including Contractors,Subcontractors, andSuppliers are encouraged toparticipate in this projectconsistent with the goals ofthe Travis County CommissionersCourt. Contractorswill be required to complywith all applicable Equal EmploymentOpportunity lawsand regulations, all Federal,State, and local regulationsfor construction safety andhealth standards.The successful bidder mustcommence work upon issuanceby County of a writtenNotice to Proceed. TheCounty reserves the right toreject any and all bids and towaive any informality in thebids received. Bids may notbe withdrawn for ninety (90)calendar days after the dateon which they are opened.PUBLISHED NOTICE TOCREDITORS Notice is herebygiven that Letters of Guardianshipfor the Person andEstate of Clifford Gardner, AnIncapacitated Person, wereissued on June 2, 2011 in theProbate Court Number One ofTravis County, Texas to FAM-ILY ELDERCARE, INC. asGuardian of the Person andEstate.The office of Guardian is inTravis County, Texas, andthe mailing address is: FamilyEldercare, Inc., Guardianof Clifford Gardner, 1700Rutherford Lane Austin, Texas78754.All persons having claimsagainst this estate, which iscurrently being administered,are required to present themwithin the time and in themanner prescribed by law.SIGNED on the 15th day ofJuly, 2011.Jamie P. MacLeanState Bar No. 24034546Attorney for Family Eldercare,Inc.1700 Rutherford LaneAustin, TX 78754Phone: (512) 483-3555Fax: (512) 380-981392 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JULY 15, 2011 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m

FIRST THURSDAY of EVERY MONTHUntil then, here’s an uncommon lawthat you may need to be aware of:STATE OF NEW MEXICOWhispering in someone’s COUNTY OF CHAVES ear while he’smoose huntingFIFTHis prohibitedJUDICIAL DISTRICTin Alaska.jmaclean@familyeldercare.orgAttorney for GuardianPUBLISHED NOTICE TOCREDITORS Notice is herebygiven that Letters of Guardianshipfor the Person andEstate of Louis Jones, An IncapacitatedPerson, were issuedon June 10, 2009 in theProbate Court Number One ofTravis County, Texas to FAM-ILY ELDERCARE, INC. asGuardian of the Person andEstate.The office of Guardian is inTravis County, Texas, andthe mailing address is: FamilyEldercare, Inc., Guardianof Louis Jones, 1700 RutherfordLane Austin, Texas78754.All persons having claimsagainst this estate, which iscurrently being administered,are required to present themwithin the time and in themanner prescribed by law.SIGNED on the 15th day ofJuly, 2011.Jamie P. MacLeanState Bar No. 24034546Attorney for Family Eldercare,Inc.1700 Rutherford LaneAustin, TX 78754Phone: (512) 483-3555Fax: (512) 380-9813jmaclean@familyeldercare.orgAttorney for GuardianPUBLISHED NOTICE TOCREDITORS Notice is herebygiven that Letters of Guardianshipfor the Person andEstate of LOU SILVEY, An IncapacitatedPerson, were issuedon September 22, 2010in the Probate Court NumberOne of Travis County, Texasto FAMILY ELDERCARE, INC.as Guardian of the Personand Estate.The office of Guardian is inTravis County, Texas, andthe mailing address is: FamilyEldercare, Inc., Guardianof Lou Silvey, 1700 RutherfordLane Austin, Texas78754.All persons having claimsagainst this estate, which iscurrently being administered,are required to present themwithin the time and in themanner prescribed by law.SIGNED on the 15th day ofJuly, 2011.Jamie P. MacLeanState Bar No. 24034546Attorney for Family Eldercare,Inc.1700 Rutherford LaneAustin, TX 78754Phone: (512) 483-3555Fax: (512) 380-9813jmaclean@familyeldercare.orgAttorney for GuardianPUBLISHED NOTICE TOCREDITORS Notice is herebygiven that Letters of TemporaryGuardianship for thePerson and Estate of RonnieMcKinsey, An IncapacitatedPerson, were issued on June23, 2011 in the Probate CourtNumber One of TravisCounty, Texas to FAMILY EL-DERCARE, INC. as TemporaryGuardian of the Personand Estate.The office of Guardian is inTravis County, Texas, andthe mailing address is: FamilyEldercare, Inc., Guardianof Ronnie McKinsey, 1700Rutherford Lane Austin, Texas78754.All persons having claimsagainst this estate, which iscurrently being administered,are required to present themwithin the time and in themanner prescribed by law.SIGNED on the 15th day ofJuly, 2011.Jamie P. MacLeanState Bar No. 24034546Attorney for Family Eldercare,Inc.1700 Rutherford LaneAustin, TX 78754Phone: (512) 483-3555Fax: (512) 380-9813jmaclean@familyeldercare.orgAttorney for GuardianCOURTIN THE MATTER OF THEADOPTIONPETITION OF C.J.B. ANDSA-2010-12RELATING TO I.G.M., JR.,P.A.M.B. AND R.M.P., JR.COMMON LAWNOTICE OF PENDENCY OFLuke ADOPTION Ellis PROCEEDING will return on theFIRST THURSDAY AND OF HEARING of EVERY MONTHTO:THE BIOLOGICAL FA-THER OF I.G.M., JR., AUntil then, here’s an uncommon lawCHILD BORN ON AUGUST 7,1995 TO V.A.G. AND ISMAELthat you may need to be aware of:LOPEZ MORUAYOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIEDthat the hearing on the Peti-It is illegal not todrink milk in Utah.tion for Adoption by Relativeand for Implied Consent onfile in the captioned causewill be held in the ChavesCounty Fifth Judicial DistrictCourt, 400 North Virginia Avenue,Roswell, New Mexicoon Monday, August 29, 2011at 3:30 p.m. before the HonorableJudge Ralph D. Shamas,or as soon thereafter asmay be heard, wherein theFifth Judicial District CourtJudge will determine whetheryour parental rights of I.G.M.,JR., your son, will be terminated.You are hereby directedto serve a pleading ormotion in response to the Petitionfor Adoption by Relativeand for Implied Consent withintwenty (20) days after thedate of first publication hereof,and file the same, all asprovided by law. You are notifiedthat, unless you soserve and file a responsivepleading or motion, the Petitionerwill proceed with ahearing on the Petition at theaforementioned time for therelief demanded in said Petition.If you do not respond,the party petitioning the Courtmay be granted a Final Decreeof Adoption by defaultagainst you forever terminatingyour parent/child relationshipwith the child whichis the subject of said Petition.KENNON CROWHURSTCLERK OF THE DISTRICTCOURTBy:Deputy/Clerk(SEAL)Respectfully submitted by:MARK W. TAYLOR & ASSO-CIATES, P.C.By: Mark W. TaylorP.O. 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FREE WILL ASTROLOGYby Rob Brezsny for July 15-21CANCER (June 21-July 22): The great-grandson of a slave, Cancerian Thurgood Marshall(1908-1993) was America’s first African-American Supreme Court justice. According to Thurgood,a play about his life that appeared on HBO, his unruly behavior as a school kid played a role inlaunching him toward his vocation. As punishment for his bad behavior, his teacher exiled him to astorage room where he was instructed to study the U.S. Constitution – a document he would laterbe called on to interpret during his service on the high court. I foresee a version of this scenarioplaying out in your immediate future, Cancerian. Mischief could lead to opportunity. Blessingsmight evolve out of shenanigans. Bending the rules may bring rewards.LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Do you mind if I call you “The Original Liontamer”? I know it sounds a bitextravagant, maybe even pretentious, but it really fits you right now. More than any other sign of thezodiac, you have the power to control the wild, ferocious forces of the unconscious. You’re the fluidflowmaster in charge of making the beastly energy behave itself; you’re the crafty coordinator ofthe splashy, flashy kundalini; you’re the dazzling wizard of the dizzy whirling whooshes. Here’s a tipto help you soothe the savage rhythms with maximum aplomb: Mix a dash of harmonious trickerywith your charismatic bravado.VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You have maybe 10 days left to locate the healthiest possible gamblefor the second half of 2011. I’m referring to a smart risk that will bring out the best in you, expandthe hell out of your mind, and inspire you to shed at least 10% of your narcissism and 15% of yourpessimism. Trust your gut as much as your brain, Virgo. It will be important to have them both fullyengaged as you make your foray all the way out there to the edge of your understanding.LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “He got a big ego, such a huge ego,” sings Beyoncé in her song “Ego.”“It’s too big, it’s too wide/It’s too strong, it won’t fit/It’s too much, it’s too tough/He talk like this’cause he can back it up.” I would love to be able to address that same message to you in thecoming days, Libra. I’m serious. I’d love to admire and marvel at your big, strong ego. This is one ofthose rare times when the cosmic powers-that-be are giving you clearance to display your beautiful,glorious self in its full radiance. Extra bragging is most definitely allowed, especially if it’s donewith humor and wit. A bit of preening, mugging, and swaggering is permissible as well.SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “Dear Rob Brezsny: Please, sir, if you could do me a cost-free favorand tell me something special about my upcoming future, I would be amazingly glad and wouldspread good will about you everywhere. My age is 34, and I am sharply eager to know in detailabout my next five years at least – any big good or bad predictions. Kindly be very specific, nocloudy generalizations. – Fayyaz Umair Aziz, First-Degree Scorpio.” Dear Fayyaz: I’m happy to informyou that your future is not set in stone; you have the power to carve out the destiny you prefer. Andit so happens that the next four weeks will be prime time for you Scorpios to formulate a clearmaster plan (or reformulate your existing one) and take a vow to carry it out with impeccability.SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): One of my readers sent me an interesting tale. He said theteacher Rudolf Steiner “once had a devotee who complained that after years of meditating andstudying sacred texts he had not yet had a spiritual experience. Steiner asked him if he’d noticedthe face of the conductor on the train on which they were riding. The man said no. Steiner replied,‘Then you just missed a spiritual experience.’” This is a good tip for you to keep in mind in the comingweeks, Sagittarius. It will be a time when you can dramatically expedite and intensify your educationabout spiritual matters by noticing the beauty and holiness in the most mundane things.CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I’ve got two bits of information for you late bloomers out there,two inspirational messages to quell your worry about how long everything seems to be taking tounfold for you. First comes this fact: While some oak trees begin growing acorns after two decades,many don’t produce a single acorn until they’re 40 or even 50 years old. Your second messageis from poet Robert Bly: “I know a lot of men who are healthier at age 50 than they have everbeen before, because a lot of their fear is gone.” Keep the faith, Capricorn – and continue yourpersistent efforts.AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Russia has more psychic healers than medical doctors. Researchdone by the World Health Organization says so. While licensed physicians number around640,000, there are 800,000 witches and wizards who use occult means to perform their cures.Personally, I prefer a more balanced ratio. I feel most comfortable when there are equal amountsof officially sanctioned practitioners and supernaturally inspired mavericks. In fact, that’s my guidingprinciple in pretty much every situation. I want as many unorthodox rebels who mess with theproven formulas as serious professionals who are highly skilled at playing by the rules. That helpskeep both sides honest and allows me to avoid being led astray by the excesses and distortions ofeach. May I recommend a similar approach for you in the coming week?PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “The most frequently leveled criticism of Jimmy Fallon is that helaughs too much.” So begins a New York magazine profile of the late-night talk show host. “Helaughs before jokes, after jokes, during jokes. He is TV’s most inveterate cracker-upper.” Cynicspoint to this as proof that he’s suffering from a profound character defect. But there is anotherpossibility, says New York: “Fallon laughs so much because he’s just having a really good time.”According to my reading of the astrological omens, Pisces, you’re primed to have a Fallon-likeweek – a period when the fun is so liberating and the play is so cathartic and the good timesare so abundant that you’ll be in a chronic state of amusement. In response, people addicted totheir gloom and doom might try to shame you. 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