Pick Ups - Alex Broun
Pick Ups - Alex Broun Pick Ups - Alex Broun
8IAN: Do what ?SUSIE LAUGHS.WENDY:IAN:BRETT:WENDY:Look Dumbo. That's the stage. Get off it.The stage eh ? This where they do their strip teaseroutine ? Hey Brett. Watch this. (SINGS) Da, da, da, daIan. (LAUGHS)Look get off the stage. People are looking.IAN: Can't take their eyes off me eh ?WENDY:IAN:You are so juvenile.Hey Brett. I think she likes me. (SINGS) Da, da, da, da.THE USHER APPROACHES.SUSIE:WENDY:IAN:Watch out. Here comes the guy.Now you're stuffed.I'm so scared.WENDY POKES OUT HER TONGUE.USHER:IAN:USHER:IAN:USHER:IAN:USHER:IAN:Excuse me would you get off the stage please ? The show's about tostart.I'm doing my routine.I'm sorry sir, the play is about to begin.What's this play about then ? Wally fuckin' Lewis.It's called Pick-Ups.About trucks is it ? Hey Brett, this play's about trucks. Brrrm.Brrrm.Sexual Pick-Ups. Off the stage. Now.Make me.
9USHER:IAN:I only play with men. Not little boys.Woah.IAN GETS OFF THE STAGE.USHER:WENDY:(TO WENDY) I'd grab a seat. We're about to start.Thanks.THE USHER MOVES OFF.IAN:WENDY:IAN:BRETT:IAN:SUSIE:IAN:Poofta. Listen, me and Brett are heading back up to theCourty. Want to come ?We're here to watch the play.Oh forget that. It'll be boring. Come on. (TO SUSIE)What do you say cutey ? I think Brett's got the hots for you.Ian.He has. He told me. That's why we followed you.But we've already bought our tickets.Cash in 'em. The poof won't mind. Hey mate.WENDY: Look, would you just leave us alone ?IAN:WENDY:BRETT:IAN:WENDY:Just being friendly.Jesus ! You can't even come to a play anymore withouttwo dumb yobbos trying to crack on to you.I'm not a yobbo.Hey, beggars can't be choosers Wendy.Just leave us alone. Come on Susie. Goodbye. Andyou're not sitting anywhere near us. So don't even try.IAN: You want to make a bet ?WENDY AND SUSIE MOVE OFF. IAN AND BRETT GO TO FOLLOW. THEUSHER APPEARS.
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8IAN: Do what ?SUSIE LAUGHS.WENDY:IAN:BRETT:WENDY:Look Dumbo. That's the stage. Get off it.The stage eh ? This where they do their strip teaseroutine ? Hey Brett. Watch this. (SINGS) Da, da, da, daIan. (LAUGHS)Look get off the stage. People are looking.IAN: Can't take their eyes off me eh ?WENDY:IAN:You are so juvenile.Hey Brett. I think she likes me. (SINGS) Da, da, da, da.THE USHER APPROACHES.SUSIE:WENDY:IAN:Watch out. Here comes the guy.Now you're stuffed.I'm so scared.WENDY POKES OUT HER TONGUE.USHER:IAN:USHER:IAN:USHER:IAN:USHER:IAN:Excuse me would you get off the stage please ? The show's about tostart.I'm doing my routine.I'm sorry sir, the play is about to begin.What's this play about then ? Wally fuckin' Lewis.It's called <strong>Pick</strong>-<strong>Ups</strong>.About trucks is it ? Hey Brett, this play's about trucks. Brrrm.Brrrm.Sexual <strong>Pick</strong>-<strong>Ups</strong>. Off the stage. Now.Make me.
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