Pick Ups - Alex Broun

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267. Warren, the Reluctant Virgin (2)MANDY STANDING AT THE BAR.MUSIC: WARREN'S THEME. WARREN ENTERS, WEARING A NEWTIE. HE SEES MANDY. WARREN APPROACHES.WARREN:MANDY:WARREN:MANDY:WARREN:MANDY:WARREN:MANDY:WARREN:MANDY:WARREN:Excuse me. I've got a problem.Apart from the obvious ones.It's quite embarrassing.Whisper it into my ear.(MOVES CLOSER) I'm a virgin.You've got to be kidding.Hard to believe I know, in this day and age, but true.Are you a Moron ? I mean, Mormon.No. You see what happened was I was really fond ofthis one girl, ever since I was really young.How sweet.Anyway I was really keen on her and we were just about to .... and then Ifound out she'd .... with another man and all my desire for her just -disappeared.MANDY: Funny about that. My oh my, how tragic. And how can I help ?WARREN: Would you consider helping me blossom ?MANDY: Blossom ?WARREN:MANDY:I am ripe. <strong>Pick</strong> me.Please.EXITS.WARREN:I’ve got a vehicle.
278. EXPRESS YOURSELF.LYDIA AND PETER STAND AT THE BAR.LYDIA:I think I really like you. I mean, I think I'm really attracted to you.You're a very handsome man. Your hair, your eyes, your skin, yourclothes. You're beautiful. I mean if men can be beautiful, you are beautiful.PAUSE. LYDIA STARTS TO LEAVE.PETER:Thanks.LYDIA RETURNS.LYDIA:PETER:LYDIA:PETER:LYDIA:PETER:LYDIA:PETER:LYDIA:I think we could have something very special. I mean, there's aconnection. You feel it don't you. I was sitting over there. You werestanding here, alone. And now - here we are. It's like we were drawn toeach other. It's like we're magnetic. Magnetic magnets,drawn to each other's power.You came over to me.You wanted to talk to me though. You were standing here, alone,but you wanted to talk to me. I could feel it. Your eyes were on me.You were burning holes in my dress.I was looking out the window.You desired me. You were hot for me. You wanted - me.I think you're mistaken.No mistake. I'm reading you loud and clear. We connect, so I canread you. You are lusting for me and I am lusting for you. You are beautiful.And you are strange.You're just saying that. You're shy.PETER: Look, why don't you go away ? Shy enough for you ?LYDIA:PETER:I like the way you talk. I want you and you want me. Anything elseis inconceivable.Then conceive it.
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