Download - Alex Broun

4FEMALE VOICE (OFF):That’s it baby. Hard hardALISTAIR:It’sFEMALE VOICE (OFF):Oh fuck me baby. Fuck me.ALISTAIR:the peopleFEMALE VOICE (OFF):I love it when you fuck me hard.ALISTAIR:upstairs.Now if this happens just once well you put it down to experience. A bitof a laugh. Something to tell your mates.FEMALE VOICE (OFF):Oh fuck yeah.ALISTAIR:But when it happens every morningFEMALE VOICE (OFF):Oh oh oh..ALISTAIR:Between 10am and 11amFEMALE VOICE (OFF):fuck fuck fuckALISTAIR:Like clockwork.FEMALE VOICE (OFF):yeah yeah yeahALISTAIR: It gets a little –FEMALE VOICE (OFF): Oh fuck yeah !!!ALISTAIR: Embarrassing. Not to mention -LIGHTS CHANGE.ALISTAIR:If I’d found myself in a different situation I wouldn’t have minded somuch. If I had a beautiful girlfriendLINDA ENTERS. SHE STANDS SMILING AT ALISTAIR.ALISTAIR:who I’d love to … with … the events upstairs would’ve probably justgot me nicely ready for when she came home. And we could put onour own sound FX show to rival our neighbours.But – for reasons we shalln’t go in to - my beautiful girlfriend had –LINDA GIVES ALISTAIR THE FINGER AND EXITS.ALISTAIR:Decided our relationship wasn’t working and departed.