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<strong>The</strong> <strong>Big</strong> <strong>Breach</strong>; From Top Secret to Maximum SecurityCompliments <strong>of</strong> http://www.192.comagain. With a handful <strong>of</strong> Belgian francs in my pocket, I set out for thenearest village.It was early lunchtime when I got to Zittart. As I strolled into a bar,trying my best to appear casual, one old fellow cradling a glass <strong>of</strong>Stella Artois glanced up at me and a couple <strong>of</strong> crew-cut youths sportingdowny moustaches were playing pool. At the side <strong>of</strong> the bar was a smallfast-food counter, displaying backlit photographs <strong>of</strong> chips andhamburgers. I ordered eight portions <strong>of</strong> hamburgers and chips for thepatrol and, while they were frying, got myself a glass <strong>of</strong> Stella. On anempty stomach my head was soon humming and I found myself chatting tothe barman. `Where are you from?' he asked, noting my bad French. <strong>The</strong>presence <strong>of</strong> the exercise in the region had been announced in the localpress, and any civilian who helped capture a soldier was given areward, so some imaginative lying was required. `Sweden,' I replied. Itwas the first non-NATO country that came into my head. I padded out thestory, inventing answers to his questions on the ho<strong>of</strong>. `Yeah, my nameis Rickard. I'm an engineer at the SAAB factory in Gothenburg. I'mdriving down to Paris with a few friends for a holiday. <strong>The</strong> car'sbroken down just outside the village, radiator's boiled over.'<strong>The</strong> cover story flowed easily and the two lads finished their game <strong>of</strong>pool and came over to meet the foreigner. `What's life like in Swedenthen?' asked one. `Do you get well paid?'I replied with invented figures, and he seemed impressed. `Do you haveto do military service?' asked the other.`Yeah, two years,' I replied, knowing from Swedish friends in Londonthat it was the correct answer. `What about you?' I asked.`We have to do two years ``mili'' here,' sniffed the younger <strong>of</strong> thetwo. `We've only got six months till we get out. What a waste <strong>of</strong> timeit is. <strong>The</strong>re is some stupid NATO exercise on around here at themoment.'`Yeah, I've seen a few convoys and helicopters,' I interjected, tryingto sound casual.<strong>The</strong> elder joined in. `We spent the whole <strong>of</strong> last night trudging up anddown the Albert canal, down by Strelen, firing blanks at stupid Germansoldiers trying to swim across. We're supposed to be down there againtonight but our Lieutenant fell over and cracked a rib last night. <strong>The</strong>tosser thinks we are going to carry on without him tonight.' <strong>The</strong>ylaughed sarcastically.I left 20 minutes later with a bag <strong>of</strong> hamburgers for my `Swedishfriends' and five litres <strong>of</strong> water for the `car radiator'. After I toldIan what I'd heard in the bar, we swam the canal uneventfully atStrelen that night and were one <strong>of</strong> three patrols to make it to thefinal RV without capture. At the end <strong>of</strong> the exercise all the patrolswere graded on their performance and we were in the top ten, onlybehind the four Danish Jaeger patrols, a Portuguese patrol and a fewAmerican Ranger patrols. Considering we were only part-timers and therest were all the full-time elite <strong>of</strong> their pr<strong>of</strong>essional armies, it wasnot a bad performance.page- 22 - To purchase the original limited edition hardback version <strong>of</strong> this bookplease call 08000 192 192 or go to http://www.192.com

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