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<strong>The</strong> <strong>Big</strong> <strong>Breach</strong>; From Top Secret to Maximum SecurityCompliments <strong>of</strong> http://www.192.combadminton, five-a-side soccer or s<strong>of</strong>t-ball tennis. <strong>The</strong>re was also aConcept-II rowing machine and I embarked on a manic fitness program,alternating 5,000m and 10,000m per session - and 20km on Sunday if wegot double-gym. Whittling down my times was the best antidote to myotherwise futile and pointless existence in prison.We were allowed to buy a daily newspaper and a couple <strong>of</strong> magazines aweek, using private money deposited with reception who ordered thepapers in bulk from a nearby newsagent. Only pornography and gunmagazines were banned. <strong>The</strong> eagerly awaited paper delivery arrived justafter lunch and then there was an impromptu flea market in the dinnerqueue to trade them. <strong>The</strong>se papers, together with the small radiopermitted in my cell, enabled me to follow events outside prison. Myarrest was extensively reported and there were smaller follow-upfeatures about my bail refusal. <strong>The</strong> press had become much less criticalonce the hostility whipped up by I/OPS in the aftermath <strong>of</strong> my arresthad abated and truth about my minor <strong>of</strong>fence had surfaced. <strong>The</strong> reportsbecame more sympathetic every time bail was refused.`Hey Rich, I'm more famous than you now!' Onion-head, a cheerfulLiverpudlian with a ruddy face and a Tin Tin quiff <strong>of</strong> blond hair waveda tabloid newspaper at me one morning. `<strong>The</strong>y've even published me mugshot and number, just like Hugh Grant except better looking, eh!' heexclaimed, kissing his own image. It was considered prestigious to getinto the papers and Onion-head proudly showed me an article abouthimself. He was one <strong>of</strong> a gang who had carried out a series <strong>of</strong> armedraids against the homes <strong>of</strong> wealthy home counties families, robbing themat gunpoint. <strong>The</strong>y had just been sentenced the day before, afterspending a year on remand. <strong>The</strong> Mirror published a full double-pagespread, which was the source <strong>of</strong> Onion-head's pride.`What did you get then?' I asked.`Sixteen years,' he cheerfully replied, licking the edge <strong>of</strong> a roll-up.`Flippin' judge just used his lottery numbers, the bastard. Steve got25, Neil got 19, Owen 22,' he added. `Still, looking on the brightside, keep me head down and me lighthouse nicely buffed-up, get paroleand there'll only be 418 episodes <strong>of</strong> Top <strong>of</strong> the Pops before I'm a freeman,' Onion-head laughed as he lit his roll-up. His flippant optimismcheered me up; my maximum sentence <strong>of</strong> two years seemed trivial incomparison.One morning in November, 8.30 a.m. came and went without the usualsound <strong>of</strong> clanking keys and opening doors. As the minutes ticked by theprisoners registered their rising impatience by banging their metalbins against cell doors. `What's up?' I shouted to Dobson through thehole by the pipe.`Dunno, I'll find out and let you know.' He called through to hisneighbour and after a couple <strong>of</strong> minutes shouted back to me. `Someladdie on the other spur, Colligan, went and topped hissel' last night,daft cunt. Screws found him this morning.'`How did he manage that?' I asked. It wasn't easy to kill yourself inBelmarsh; there was nothing sharp to slash wrists, no unprotectedbalconies to jump <strong>of</strong>f or ropes to hang from.page- 179 - To purchase the original limited edition hardback version <strong>of</strong> this bookplease call 08000 192 192 or go to http://www.192.com

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