alankar - IMFA

Choudwar Highlights
Mr. Subhrakant Panda, M.D being greeted at Choudwar
employees during his visit on 09.02.2010
Ganesh Puja celebration at Choudwar.
Reginald's New Diet
Reginald was terribly overweight, so his doctor placed him on
a strict diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for two days, then
skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next
time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds, 'his doctor
assured him. When Reginald returned he shocked his doctor
by having lost almost twenty pounds. 'Why, that's amazing, the
doctor said, greatly impressed, 'You certainly must have
followed my instructions.'
Reginald nodded, 'I'll tell you what though, I thought I was
going to drop dead on the third day.'
'Why, from hunger?' asked his doctor.
'No, from all that skipping.'
January – March 2010 7
The story of a blind girl
alankar
There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she’s blind. She
hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He’s always there for
her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry
her boyfriend.
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she can
see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her,
“now that you can see the world, will you marry me?” The girl was
shocked when she saw that her boyfriend is blind too, and refused to
marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a
letter to her saying. “Just take care of my eyes dear.”
This is how human brain changes when the status changed.
Only few remember what life was before, and who’s always been
there even in the most painful situations.
Life is A Gift.
Today before you think of saying an unkind word – Think of
someone who can’t speak.
Before you complain about the taste of your food – Think of
someone who has nothing to eat.
Before you complain about your husband or wife – Think of
someone ho’s crying out for a companion.
Today before you complain about life – Think of someone who went
too early to heaven/hell.
Before you complain about your children – Think of someone who
desires children but they’re barren.
Before you argue about your dirty house, someone didn’t clean or
sweep – Think of the people who are living in the streets.
Before whining about the distance you drive – Think of someone
who walks the same distance with their feet.
And when you are tired and complain about your job – Think of the
unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job.
But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another –
Remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to
one maker.
And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down – Put a smile
on your face and thank — you’re alive and still around
Life is a gift – Live it, Enjoy it, Celebrate it, And Fulfill it.
CORPORATION & COWS
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You
redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary
cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a
clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it
worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer
them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month,
and milk themselves.
A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. None of them
belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have
300 people milking them. You claim that you have full
employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the
newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You
worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are
mad.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION: You have two cows
The one on the left looks very attractive...