Fall 2001 - The Pennsylvania Punch Bowl
Fall 2001 - The Pennsylvania Punch Bowl
Fall 2001 - The Pennsylvania Punch Bowl
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Tour of Huntsman Hallby Tim PirolliNearing completion, the newest Whartonite monstrosity offers all the creature comforts of capitalism.Floor 1 (<strong>The</strong> Yuppy Mill)A-D. Room after room of Rubber ChickensE. DNA Sequencing FacilityF. Escalator from HellG. Reptile HouseH. CEO Torturing FacilityI. Large Animal Husbandry FacilityJ. BMW ShowroomK. Stable for Herd of Evil UnicornsL. Meat LockerM. Outdoor Pen for Free-Range AccountantsFloor 2 (<strong>The</strong> M&T Playground)N. StarbucksO. Xando/CosiP. StarbucksQ. Hallway of DespairR. Blood Bank and BarS. Gas ChamberT. Top-Secret Oompa-Loompa Slave FarmU. Brainwashing AuditoriumV. Electrified Barbed WireW. Unprofitable Outside WorldX. <strong>The</strong> Mysterious “X” Room<strong>The</strong> Wharton SiloY. Young Republicans BoardroomZ. Secret Location of the O’Reilly Factor1. Cocaine Silo2. GAP for Kids3. Ego Petting Zoo4. Large Laser Pointed Directly at Alderaan5. Shrine to Golden Calf6. MBA “Baths”7. Canadian Winery/Starbucks8. Housing for Young, Well-Oiled Thai Boys9. Storage Room for Huntsman Hall Blueprints.This, people, is why everyone hates America.