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J u s t J o k i n ’ . . .Wing ShotWing HumorYes, you can ride your Gold Wing to Jamaica—Jamaica, Virginia, that is!My wife, Maureen, and I (Tim Stueve, GWRRA #69828, of Westchester, Maryland) have been GWRRAMembers in Maryland since December of 1990. A couple years ago, we went to a Chapter function inthe “northern neck” area of Virginia and ran across this sign. It was almost 300 miles roundtrip fromour home to this Jamaica, but that’s a lot closer than the island. Plus, we could actually ride there!Apolice officer noticed a Gold Wing goingmuch too slowly on the highway he waspatrolling, so he pulled it over. Heapproached the two people on the GL1800and asked the rider, '”Sir, do you know youwere only doing about 20 miles an hour?You're driving much too slowly on this highway.Could you please drive a little faster?"“Oh, sorry officer,” the rider replied,“I sawthe big sign with the ‘20’ and assumed it wasthe speed limit, so I’ve been trying to keep myspeed about 20 miles an hour.”“No sir,” the officer explained,“that sign isthe highway number.This is Interstate 20.Thespeed limit is 65. "While he was explaining this to the rider,the officer noticed that the Co-rider was shakingalmost uncontrollably. He leaned in closerto the rider and whispered, “Are you sureyour passenger is okay? What’s wrong withher?”“Oh nothing,” the rider replied.“It’s probablythat we just got off of Highway 205.” ●• GWRRA Membership Application •Member Name: ______________________________________________________ ❏ New ❏ Renew Member No: __________________LastFirstCo-Rider Names: __________________________________________________________________________________________________________Mailing Address:__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ ❏ USA ❏ Canada ❏ Other: ________________City State ZipTelephone: Home: ( ) ________________________________Work: ( ) ___________________________E-Mail:____________________Gold Book Directory Information (must check at least one):A) ❏ Truck/Trailer B) ❏ Phone Calls Only C) ❏ Tent Space D) ❏ Lodging E) ❏ Tools F) ❏ Tour Guide ❏ Do Not list me in the Gold BookGWRRA21423 North 11 AvenuePhoenix AZ 85027800-843-9460(623) 581-2500(623) 581-3844 Faxwww.gwrra.orgwww.towbusters.comNew Members—Who referred you to us?Member Type (Select One)Individual Membership❏ 3 yrs $120 USD ❏ 2 yrs $85 USD ❏ 1 yr $45 USDFamily Membership (2 or more people in household)❏ 3 yrs $150 USD ❏ 2 yrs $105 USD ❏ 1 yr $55 USDAssociate Individual*❏ 3 yrs $135 USD ❏ 2 yrs $95 USD ❏ 1 yr $50 USDAssociate Family*❏ 3 yrs $165 USD ❏ 2 yrs $115 USD ❏ 1 yr $60 USDSubscription Only (Wing World Magazine) ❏ 1 yr $40*The Associate Membership is for those who wish to take advantage ofGWRRA and its benefits and do not own a Gold Wing or Valkyrie.❏ Yes! I want Rescue Plus for just $25 per year.(Non-Members $50)Rescue Plus offers enhanced benefits and covers all registered driversin your household while driving or riding in any non-commercialvehicle or motorcycle. Rescue Plus also covers your motorcycle trailer.Certain limitations and exclusions apply to coverage. All individualsmust be registered with GWRRA to receive a membership cardand coverage. Members of GWRRA must have a Family Membershipto cover multiple drivers.❏ Exclude me from email offers.❏ Exclude me from mailings.Name: ________________________________________________ Member # _______________________Payment InformationMake checks payable in US Funds to GWRRA. GWRRA dues are not deductible as a charitable contribution for federal tax purposes.Credit Card Number/Expiration Date: ___________________________________________Cardholder’s Signature: _____________________________78 Wing World