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crotch-cobradown as with a falling stock price. The stock crateredand probably won’t recover for a year or two.crater-face and pizza-face; pizza-puss; zit-face n.a person with acne or many acne scars. (Intended asjocular. Rude and derogatory.) I gotta get some kindof medicine for these pimples. I’m getting to be a regularcrater-face. I don’t want to end up a zit-face, but I lovechocolate!credenzaware n. reports that sit on an executive’s credenza,primarily for show. (Contrived.) Everything Isend her ends up as credenza ware.crips n. marijuana. This ain’t crips; it’s alfalfa.crisco [“krIsko] n. a fat person. (Cruel. Also a rude termof address. The brand name of a baking shortening.) Some crisco came in and ordered ten large fries.cromagnon [kro”mAgn@n] n. an ugly male. (Collegiate.Essentially caveman. From Cro-Magnon, the ancestor ofthe current human species. See also neanderthal, whichis a variety of man presumed to be uglier and less likemodern man.) Who is that cromagnon you were withlast night?cros n. Velcro. (A protected trade name for hook andloop fasteners.) His pants pocket has cros, and I get tohis wallet.crotch rocketeer n. a motorcycle driver; one who drivesa crotch-rocket. None of these crotch rocketeers is wearinga helmet.crotch-cobra n. the penis. (Usually objectionable.) Heheld his hands over his crotch-cobra and ran for the bedroom.51