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anana-headbanana-head n. a stupid person. (Usually objectionable.) Ask that banana-head why she is wearing a coatlike that in July.bang for the buck n. value for the money spent; excitementfor the money spent; the cost-to-benefit ratio. How much bang for the buck did you really think youwould get from a twelve-year-old car—at any price?bang in (sick) in. to call in sick. Two more people justbanged in sick!banger 1. n. the front bumper of a vehicle. Other thana dent or two in the banger, this buggy’s okay. 2. n. ahypodermic syringe. (Drugs.) Jed dropped his bangerand really panicked when it broke.banging 1. mod. good; exciting. We had a banging goodtime at the concert. 2. mod. good looking; attractive. Who was that banging chick I saw you with last night?3. mod. [of music] loud. That band is really banging.I think I am deaf!bareback mod. [copulating] without a condom. Icouldn’t find a raincoat, and she wouldn’t let me do itbareback.barking spider and trumpet spider n. the imaginarysource of the sound of an audible release of intestinalgas. (With reference to the image of an anus.) Heidi,do you know anything about the trumpet spider I keephearing? Although Dr. Waddlington-Stowe had neverheard “barking spider” with reference to the affected part,he caught the connection immediately.Barney 1. n. the penis, especially if erect. (Usually a nickname.Alludes to color.) Now, put Barney away and12