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twacktune out in. to begin to ignore everything. The entireclass had tuned out, so no one heard the teacher ask thequestion.tunes n. a record; a record album; music in general. Igot some new tunes. Wanna come over and listen?turd face n. a wretched and obnoxious person. (Rudeand derogatory.) You stupid turd face! Why did you dothat?turkey bacon n. a (untrained) night watchman; a uniformedbut unoffical “police officer;” fake bacon = cop. The place is guarded by creeky-kneed turkey bacon. I’lldistract them while you sneak in.turn on the waterworks in. to begin to cry. His lowerlip was quivering, and I knew he was going to turn onthe waterworks.turn one’s toes up tv. to die. The cat turned up its toesright after church. Ah, the power of prayer.turn turtle in. to turn over, as with a ship. The old dogfinally turned turtle, and that was the end.turtle heading n. popping up and down in an officecubicle, looking at what’s going on in the rest of theoffice. (See also prairie dog.) Everybody was turtleheading, trying to see what was happening in Willy’scubicle.tush(y) n. the buttocks. (Probably from Yiddish.) I felldown right on my tush.twack n. a twelve pack of beer (cans). (Twelve + pack.) Let’s pick up a couple of twacks for the game.221