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takertaker n. one who accepts an offer; a buyer. Are there anytakers for this fine, almost new caddy?talk like a nut in. to say stupid things. You’re talkinglike a nut! You don’t know what you are saying.talk on the big white phone in. to vomit into a toilet. One more beer and I’m gonna have to go talk on thebig white phone.talking head n. a television news reader or announcerwhose head and neck appear on the screen. I’ve hadit with talking heads. I can read the paper and learn asmuch in twenty minutes.tall timbers n. some remote well-forested place; theboonies. Oh, Chuck lives out in the tall timbers somewhere.He only has a post office box number.tallywhacker n. the penis. Stop scratching your tallywhackerin public!tamp n. a tampon. You need a tamp, honey?tanker n. a drinker; a drunkard. When I came into thebar, a few tankers were in the back.tanky mod. alcohol intoxicated. He found a way to slowdown and keep from getting tanky at parties.tanned mod. alcohol intoxicated. (Preserved like atanned hide of an animal.) Tom is too tanned to drive.Get him out of that car.tap out 1. in. to lose one’s money gambling or in thesecurities markets. I’m gonna tap out in about threemore rolls—just watch. I really tapped out on that goldminingstock. 2. in. to die; to expire. Mary was so tiredthat she thought she was going to tap out.212