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swiggedswigged and swiggled [swIgd and “swIgld] mod. alcoholintoxicated; tipsy. Man, is she ever swigged!swill-up n. a drinking bout. There was a swill-up at thefrat house last week.swindle sheet n. an expense account record sheet orbook. I turned in my swindle sheet yesterday, and noone challenged the $400 for new shoes.switch n. a switchblade knife. (The folding pocket knifesprings open when a button is pushed.) They found aswitch in his pocket when they searched him.switch-hitter 1. n. a ballplayer who bats either righthandedor left-handed. (Baseball.) I’m not a switchhitter.In fact, I can hardly hit the ball at all. 2. n. abisexual person. (From sense 1.) Bart finally decidedhe was a switch-hitter and asked Brad for a date sinceMary was busy.swizzle-stick n. a drunkard. (From the name of a shortstick used to stir an alcoholic drink.) That guy is aswizzle-stick. Don’t give him any more.sword swallowing n. fellatio. The headmaster caughthim in an act of sword swallowing.208