Download File - JOHN J. HADDAD, Ph.D.

speedosoup sandwich n. something impossibly messy orimpossible to deal with. This whole project is just asoup sandwich. I’ll never get it straightened out.soup-strainer n. a mustache. Jerry had a big bushysoup-strainer that he was very proud of.southern-fried mod. alcohol intoxicated. (An elaborationof fried, referring to fried chicken.) When Bobcame home southern-fried, his wife nearly killed him.spam 1. n. something disliked, typically, but not necessarily,food. (From the brand name of a canned meatproduct.) I can’t eat this “spam.” It could be spoiled.2. n. one or a series of uninvited e-mail messages advertisingmoney-making schemes, pornography, or salesof any kind. If I don’t recognize the sender, I assumethe message is spam and I delete it. 3. tv. to clutter orfill someone’s e-mail account with spam (sense 2). Some jerk is spamming me with an advertisement fordirty pictures.sparkler n. a diamond; gemstones. Look at the sparklerson that old dame.spaz around in. to waste time; to mess around. You kidsare always spazzing around. Why don’t you get a job?Speak it! exclam. Say it!; You said it!; That’s telling them! Speak it, girlfriend! Tell him off!speedo 1. n. a speedometer. I think my speedo is broken.It says we’re standing still. 2. a tight-fitting swimbrief, usually revealing. (From the protected trade nameof the swimming suit manufacturer.) You can’t go outin public wearing that speedo! I can see everything!199