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President Wilsonthrough a TV cable or high-speed telephone line.) Even in five years, most people will still rely on POTS toget connected to the Internet.pound one’s ear tv. to sleep. She went home to poundher ear an hour or two before work.pounds n. dollars; money. How many pounds does thisthing cost?powder up in. to drink heavily; to get drunk. He’s atthe tavern powdering up.power tool n. a student who studies most of the time.(An elaboration of tool.) Willard is a power tool ifthere ever was one. Studies most of the night.powerstudy n. to study hard. I’ve got to powerstudy forthe exam. I haven’t cracked a book all semester.poz mod. HIV positive. He was afraid he would turn uppoz.prairie dog in. [for people in office cubicles] to pop upto see what’s going on in the rest of the office. Everybodywas prairie dogging to see what was going on.prayerbones n. the knees. He pushed one of his prayerbonesinto my gut.presenteeism n. the affliction of failing to take time offfrom work, even when it is available. (A jocular andcontrived opposite of absenteeism.) The office sufferedfrom bouts of presenteeism during the winter when theworkload was light.President Wilson n. an erection. (Punning on Woodrow= woody Wilson.) I am always happy to see PresidentWilson come round.167