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pond scumpocket of time n. a period of available time, as mightbe found between appointments. I had a pocket oftime between stops that I used to get myself one of thoseincredibly expensive cups of coffee.pocket pool n. the act of a male playing with his genitalswith his hand in his pants pocket. (Usually objectionable.) Stop playing pocket pool and get to work.pocket-rocket n. the penis. (Usually objectionable.) He held his hands over his pocket-rocket and ran for thebedroom.poindexter [“poIndEkst#] n. a bookish person; a wellmanneredgood student, usually male. (Also a term ofaddress.) I’m no poindexter. In fact, my grades arepretty low.point man 1. n. a ballplayer who habitually scorespoints. Fred is supposed to be point man for our team,but tonight he is not doing so well. 2. n. anyone whosejob it is to score successes against the opposition. Thepresident expects the secretary of defense to be point manfor this new legislation.pole dancer n. a woman, thought of as a stripper, whoperforms erotic dances around a metal pole, onstage,exploiting the pole’s phallic form. Jed swears that hehas never seen an inept pole dancer.polluted mod. alcohol or drug intoxicated. Those guysare really polluted.pond scum n. a mean and wretched person; a worthlessmale. (Collegiate. An elaboration of scum, less crudethan scumbag. Also a rude term of address.) Get yourhands off me, you pond scum!165