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mental giantmental giant n. a genius. I’m no mental giant, but I doknow trouble when I see it.mental midget n. a stupid person. I hate to seem likea mental midget, but what’s so great about that?mesh n. a crosshatch or octothorpe, #. (See also pigpen.) What does the mesh stand for in this equation?metric shitload n. a whole lot (of something). (Usuallyobjectionable.) He is one metric shitload of trouble.mickey mouse ears n. the two lights found on top of apolice car. (This is the older form of emergency lights.A bar of lights with varying functions is now the normin towns and cities.) There were no mickey mouse ears,but the jerk inside looked like your average ossifer.miffed mod. angry. She was a little miffed when I failedto show up, but she calmed down after a while.milk a duck tv. to do [or not do] something totallyimpossible. She can’t do that. That’s harder than milkinga duck.mingy [“mIndZi] mod. mean and stingy. Why can’t youborrow it? I’m just mingy, that’s all.mink n. a woman. (Black.) Take this home to your mink.She’ll like it.moby [“mobi] 1. mod. enormous; unwieldy. (Like HermanMelville’s great white whale, Moby Dick.) This isa very moby old car. 2. n. a megabyte, a measurementof computer memory size. (A megabyte is whale-sizedcompared to a kilobyte.) My fixed disks give me acapacity of over two thousand mobies.138