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mentalmeadow muffin n. a mass of cow dung. Jill stepped ina meadow muffin while she was bird-watching.meat wagon n. an ambulance. The meat wagon showedup just as they were pulling what was left of Marty outof what was left of her car.meat whistle n. the penis. Stop scratching your meatwhistle.meatloaf n. unwelcome e-mail messages, jokes, etc.,“homemade spam.” My so-called friends filled up mymailbox with meatloaf while I was gone.meet n. a meeting or an appointment. (Mostly underworld.) If this meet works out, we could score a cool million.mega [“mEg@] mod. large; serious. Some mega beast boogieddown to the front of the auditorium and startedscreaming.megabitch n. a truly obnoxious bitch. Anne called herselfa megabitch and said she didn’t care what peoplethought of her.megadork [“mEg@dork] n. a very stupid person. (See alsodork.) Tiffany, you are, like, such a megadork!melons n. large breasts. (Usually objectionable.) Lookat the melons on that babe!mental 1. mod. mentally retarded. (Usually objectionable.Derogatory.) The girl’s mental. Leave her alone.2. n. a mentally retarded person. (Usually objectionable.Derogatory.) He’s a mental. He’ll need some help.3. n. a stupid person. You’re such a mental lately.137