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australia day 26th january 2011 - Noosa Beach Classic Car Club

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There will be a selection of food outlets on site, but you are welcome to byo<br />

your morning tea and lunch. The club tent will provide shade, so bring your<br />

picnic table and chairs.<br />

Some of the highlights of the <strong>day</strong> include two separate concourse, field<br />

judging of pre registered cars, a restoration theatre, a classic car auction and<br />

a raffle of a restored Triumph TR7.<br />

At the end of the <strong>day</strong>, those who choose can use the track for some “happy<br />

laps” at sensible speeds and for no extra charge.<br />

For any interested in the competition side of the weekend, Satur<strong>day</strong> the 19 th<br />

will see a number of our club members competing in an Interclub Team<br />

Championship, to be run under competition rules.<br />

If you have any questions about this weekend, you can contact Daryl<br />

Shaw on 54711148, or download an ebrochure from the<br />

website.www.macleansbridge.com<br />

In the words of the organisers “Queenslands largest and most colourful<br />

sports and classic car event.”<br />

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St Agnes' Home for the Aged<br />

Claude, the hypnotist, declared, "I'm here to put you into a trance.<br />

I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."<br />

The excitement was palpable as Claude withdrew a beautiful, antique watch<br />

from his coat pocket.<br />

"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special<br />

watch. It's been in my family for six generations."<br />

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,<br />

"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."<br />

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,<br />

back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.<br />

Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly,<br />

it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a<br />

hundred pieces.<br />

"Crap!" said the hypnotist.<br />

It took three <strong>day</strong>s to clean up the Old Peoples' Home.<br />

Claude was never invited back.

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