australia day 26th january 2011 - Noosa Beach Classic Car Club
australia day 26th january 2011 - Noosa Beach Classic Car Club
australia day 26th january 2011 - Noosa Beach Classic Car Club
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There will be a selection of food outlets on site, but you are welcome to byo<br />
your morning tea and lunch. The club tent will provide shade, so bring your<br />
picnic table and chairs.<br />
Some of the highlights of the <strong>day</strong> include two separate concourse, field<br />
judging of pre registered cars, a restoration theatre, a classic car auction and<br />
a raffle of a restored Triumph TR7.<br />
At the end of the <strong>day</strong>, those who choose can use the track for some “happy<br />
laps” at sensible speeds and for no extra charge.<br />
For any interested in the competition side of the weekend, Satur<strong>day</strong> the 19 th<br />
will see a number of our club members competing in an Interclub Team<br />
Championship, to be run under competition rules.<br />
If you have any questions about this weekend, you can contact Daryl<br />
Shaw on 54711148, or download an ebrochure from the<br />
website.www.macleansbridge.com<br />
In the words of the organisers “Queenslands largest and most colourful<br />
sports and classic car event.”<br />
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St Agnes' Home for the Aged<br />
Claude, the hypnotist, declared, "I'm here to put you into a trance.<br />
I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."<br />
The excitement was palpable as Claude withdrew a beautiful, antique watch<br />
from his coat pocket.<br />
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special<br />
watch. It's been in my family for six generations."<br />
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,<br />
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."<br />
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,<br />
back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.<br />
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly,<br />
it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a<br />
hundred pieces.<br />
"Crap!" said the hypnotist.<br />
It took three <strong>day</strong>s to clean up the Old Peoples' Home.<br />
Claude was never invited back.