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'"UNCLE REMUS'S CHURCH EXPERIENCE. 217"How dis you don't come down ter chu'ch no mo',Brer Remus? We er bin er havin' some mighty'freshen' times lately."Hit's bin a long time sence I bin down dar, BrerRastus, an' hit'll be longer. I done got my dose.""You ain't done gone an' unjined, is you, BrerRemus?""Not zackly, Brer Rastus. I des tuck'n draw'dout. De members 'uz a blame sight too mutuel fer tersuitmy doctrines.""How wuz dat, Brer Remus ? "" Well, I tell you, Brer Rastus. W'en I went terdat chu'ch, I went des ez umbill ez de nex' one. I wentdar fer ter sing,an' fer ter pray, an' fer ter wushup, an'I mos' giner'llyallers had a stray shinplarster w'ich deole 'oman say she want sont out dar ter dem culludfokes 'cross de water. Hit went on disway twelbimeby, one day, de fus news I know'd der was a rowgot up in de amen cornder. Brer Dick, he 'nounceddat dey wern't nuff money in de box ;an' Brer Simsaid if dey wern't he speckBrer Dick know'd whar itdisappeared ter an' den Brer Dick 'low'd dat he won't;stan' no 'probusness, an' wid dat he haul off an' tuckBrer Sim under de jaw ker Uap ! an' den deyclinched an' drapped on de flo' an' fout under debenches an' 'mong de wimmen." 'Bout dat time Sis Tempy, she lipt up in de a'r,an' sing out dat she done31gone an' trompleon de Ole