to learn a subject is to teach it.I moved to Sunderland in 1968 and lecturedthere until retirement in 1989. Upon retirementI returned to Scarborough, my hometown.I have been involved in sport all my life andhave enjoyed Soccer, Cricket, Tennis,Squash, and latterly, Golf. I have never excelledat any of them, but playing sports hasalways kept me fit. In my bachelor days inHull I often played Squash eight or ninetimes a week, and I, and after a game, theHull Brewery Company, both benefited. Istill play Golf, to use the word loosely, withmy handicap going from 2 to 22 in recentyears. I still hit them fairly straight, thoughnot so far.John E Mann (1950-56)At the last AGM of the Association PeterRobson turned hisbaleful gaze upon meand reminded me thatI had not yet fulfilledmy obligation, as anew Committee Member,to pen a history ofmy life. For a momentI thought that he wasabout to condemn me to a period of detentionfor my tardiness, but my abject apologysaved me from this fate.8In preparation for this piece of autobiographicaljournalism I first re-read the glowingpages of past issues of Summer Timesand it quickly dawned upon me that therewas no possibility whatsoever of my beingable to compete with the many and variousluminaries whose histories had alreadygraced these pages. After all, my name wasnot engraved on any cup or shield, nor wasit gilded on any Honours Board. Who couldpossibly be interested in the life story of suchan average student? Why on earth wouldanyone wish to waste his precious time readingof the exploits of a boy who resided inthe bottom half of his form for most of hisHigh School career? However, bear withme. After all, we do need to fill 64 pages ofeach edition!My first, and purely personal, claim to fameis that I am the only student that I am awareof, who both sat and passed the 11-plus examinationstwice. Originally I sat it whilstmy family and I were living in the West Riding.At the end of the summer term wemoved to Scarborough and when my successin the exam was published I duly applied fora place at Westwood. The North Riding EducationCommittee, in its wisdom, advisedmy parents that at the age of 10 years I wastoo young to attend such an illustrious establishmentand so I was condemned to spend awasted year at Gladstone Road Junior Schoolin the clutches of a fearsome harridan namedMiss Binns. However, the Boys’ High Schoolwas not to escape its responsibilities so easilyand I duly took and passed the paper a secondtime.In September, 1950, therefore, I presentedmyself at Joey Marsden’s emporium for furthereducation. With a new haircut, a freshlyscrubbed face and a blazer two sizes too bigfor me (so that I could grow into it) I enteredthat imposing building. My first day was arevelation. I was bushed twice and wenthome sporting a brand new tear in thepocket of my brand new blazer. Needless tosay, my parents were none too pleased and Iwas not overjoyed at the thought of goingback to school for a second day.During the following 6 years most of theMasters worked hard, without much success,at trying to educate me. In retrospect I realisethat I succeeded in those lessons where Ihad some affinity with the individualteacher, and have fond memories of LesBrown, both Rice and Price, Costain, PikeRichardson, Taylor, Hov, Gerry Hinchliffeand dear old Pop Francis. Both Zenner andDai Liddicott were dismissive of my paltry
9attempts at Physics and Chemistry, I was extremelywary of Bradley (with good cause)and so fearful of Bon that I refused to takeGerman in the Second Year. Kate Liddicott,Dai’s youngest daughter is a good friend tomy wife these days. She is a lovely lady, witha wicked sense of humour. I wonder wherethat came from? Must have been her Mother!I enjoyed cricket, but was not very good at thegame. My slow, left arm bowling was waywardand served only to improve the averagesof my opponents. When batting, I was physicallyincapable of keeping my eye on the ball,so generally I did not bother the scorers toomuch. I was not fond of the blistering hot,followed by ice cold showers after Rugby onOliver’s Mount, so tried to stay away from theball and marauding forwards as much as possible.To no avail, of course, as Jock wouldinsist upon my being first scalded, and subsequentlychilled to the marrow, before beingallowed back down the hill to school.Recently, Mick Scott reminded me of one ofour escapades when coming down from theMount. We both agreed that late afternoonthat we would attempt to get back to schoolon our bicycles without either peddling orbraking. We made it to Filey Road withoutmishap and tore through the traffic lights atRamshill Road, they conveniently being ongreen. Unfortunately, lower down RamshillRoad a lollipop lady decided to step out intoour path. There was no way that either of uscould have screeched to a halt in time, so,screaming “Banzai” we flew past her, one oneither side of the horrified lady and carried on,at speed, over the Valley Bridge and down theslope to school. Our plan had succeeded. Neitherof us had peddled nor braked. The followingday we were called into Joey’s Officeand duly thrashed. The lollipop lady had hadher revenge.The only other sporting memory is of the timethat I tackled Jock. As usual, I had been spendingthe afternoon as far away from the actionas possible, when, horrified, I saw Jock, balltucked tightly into his armpit, racing up thepitch, heading for the touch- line. Even thoughI was some way away from this chargingHighlander, there was no one closer. I pretendedthat I was unaware of his thunderingapproach, but some idiot screamed at me to dosomething. Dreading the thought of gettinganywhere near Jock, but more afraid of mycompatriots’ rage, I made a slanting run acrossthe field and into Jock’s path. It was the best,the purest tackle, my arms tight around Jock’sthighs, my shoulder hard into his buttocks.We crashed to the floor, the inevitable trysaved. Jock picked himself up from the floor.“I didn’t know that you could tackle like that,Mann,” he said. I was swollen with pride,even more so when congratulated by my Captain.However, it was a big mistake. From thatday on Jock played me in every position, hadme kicking for conversion, and was continuallyscreaming at me to run faster and tackleharder. I actually began to enjoy my rugby,but continued to attempt to escape thoseshowers.Towards the end of my school career Joeycommanded me to his office. “Now then, lad,”he said, sucking on his pipe. “What do youintend to do with yourself when you leaveschool?” I hadn’t the foggiest idea! He shookhis head, sorrowfully. “Why don’t you becomea teacher?” This took me completely bysurprise. Me? A teacher? He must have mistakenme for someone else. “I think that Icould get you into St. John’s,” he opined. Regretfully,I declined his offer. “Then whatabout the Law?” For a moment I saw myself inpowdered wig and flowing cape, condemningthe guilty and freeing the innocent and beautifulwidow. “Do you think I could really passall those exams, Sir?” I wondered. Joey wasobviously startled by this remark, but slowlythe penny dropped. “Nay, lad,” shaking hishead sadly. “I didn’t mean a lawyer, I meant apoliceman!” The Mann who fell to earth!Joey suggested that I sit the Civil Service Examination,which I did, leaving school in 1956,and subsequently, working in the Reading