GRAND ENCYCLOPEDIA OF VIOLA JOKES - Johnstone-music.com

* What’s the difference between? etc. etc.What's the difference between a viola and an onion?When you cut up an onion you cry … (but when … !)What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?You usually take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline …What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?The washing machine has a more intense vibrato, and also the result isalso cleaner ...IT’S A DOG’S LIFEWhat's the difference between a violist and a dog?The dog knows when to stop scratching …What's the difference between a violist and a puppy?The puppy will stop whining eventually …What's the difference between a Viola and a Macaw?One makes obnoxious, irritating, non-musical noises – and the other isa bird ...What’s the difference between a rhythm sampler and a violist?You only need to give the information to a rhythm sampler once.