GRAND ENCYCLOPEDIA OF VIOLA JOKES - Johnstone-music.com

Other Viola Players (not necessarily famous)Someone who thinks there’re a good violist … Jo Kingthe bodyguard (post-concert) of a famous violist … Barry CadeTwo violists called Robert Mee and Susan Frame collected up a notablecollection of viola instruments from dubious sources – they then married.They are now … Rob Mee and Sue MeeAnd - who finally got Robert’s violas then?Simon SwindellsSomeone hired to kill violists … Anna SasinAn ex-virtuoso who went hysteric? … Priti ManekAnd a violist who is just a little stupid? Andrew Burke (generally knownas A. Burke).A viola instrument maker … Tim BurrHe who also carries 2 violas to the rehearsal? … Justin CaseA viola student who doesn’t seem to progress … Stan StillThe British 3 rd -Prizewinner in the recent Milan International Violacompetition … Terry BullSomeone of vital importance to violists (since hardly any of themmemorize the music) … Paige TurnerSeasonal work:Only plays in December … Mary ChristmasOnly plays March-April time … Esther MundayThe violist with 30 years practise behind him? Anna PrenticeAn athletic violist: Jim HallA violist about to end his life by jumping …Sidney Harbour-BridgeA happy violist who invites people to start up a chant:Mary Lee (mari-lee, mari-ly, merrily, merrily, merrily … )