GRAND ENCYCLOPEDIA OF VIOLA JOKES - Johnstone-music.com
GRAND ENCYCLOPEDIA OF VIOLA JOKES - Johnstone-music.com
GRAND ENCYCLOPEDIA OF VIOLA JOKES - Johnstone-music.com
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Viola Job forms – real ghastly errors"Exposure to German for two years, but many words are not appropriate forbusiness.""Proven abilaty to track down and corect <strong>music</strong>al erors.""Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining <strong>com</strong>poser.""My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology,I suppose I should try viola.""Ac<strong>com</strong>plishments: Oversight of entire section.""Extensive background in teaching. I can also stand on my head!"Cover letter: "Thank you for your consideration of my tutti viola trial. Hope tohear from you shorty!""Education: Curses in arts, curses in pedagogy, curses in orchestral playing.""Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chamber orchestra.""Personal: Married, 1992 Chevrolet.""I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."