GRAND ENCYCLOPEDIA OF VIOLA JOKES - Johnstone-music.com
GRAND ENCYCLOPEDIA OF VIOLA JOKES - Johnstone-music.com
GRAND ENCYCLOPEDIA OF VIOLA JOKES - Johnstone-music.com
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What’s the difference between a principal viola and a chimpanzee?It’s scientifically proved that chimpanzees are capable of <strong>com</strong>municatingwith humans …Why can't you hear the viola section on a symphony orchestra digital recording?Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of developmentthat all extraneous noise is eliminated …TUTTI / RANK-AMD-FILE <strong>VIOLA</strong>SWhat do you do with a dead violist?Just move him back a desk ...What's the difference between a class of deaf students and a symphonyviola section?The violists at least have a pension plan …What is the definition of a cluster chord?A viola section playing on the C string ...What's the similarity between the Beatles and the viola section of theRoyal Philharmonic Orchestra?Neither has played together since 1970 …One day in an orchestral rehearsal, the 3rd violist – in good spirits – made astupid joke. The principal viola, and it’s not known whether for jealousy or forpure responsibility, stood up and looked at him hard in the face, and said“John, that’s enough; the stupid things here are ONLY said by me, understood?”…