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11. Which of the following is the odd one out?a) Sir Colin Davisb) Andrew Davisc) Sir Peter Maxwell Daviesd) Desmond Lynham[5 pts.]12. Arrange the following words into the name of a well known Puccini opera.Bohème, La[5 pts.]13. Within two minutes or so, give an estimation of how long could be Chopin'sMinute Waltz?[5 pts.]14. From which of the following countries did Richard Strauss come?a) Venezuelab) Sri Lankac) Germanyd) Japan[5 pts.]15. For what town were Haydn's "Paris" Symphonies written?[5 pts.]16. Which is the odd one out?a) Fantasy Overture Romeo and Juliet -- Tchaikovskyb) Symphony Romeo and Juliet -- Berliozc) Ballet Romeo and Juliet -- Prokofievd) Song Ten Green Bottles -- anon.[5 pts.]17. From which song do the following lines come?"God save our gracious Queen, Long live our noble Queen."[5 pts.]18. Spell the following musical terms.allegrorallentandocrotchetpizzicatointermezzo[5 pts.]19. Tosca is a character found in which Puccini opera?[5 pts.]20. Arrange the following letters to form the abbreviation for a well known Britishbroadcasting corporation.C, B, B.[5 pts.]
*ProfessionalsWhat's the usual line-up of a string quartet?A good violinist, a bad violinist, a failed violinist (viola player),together with someone who hates violinists …A string quartet went to play an engagement at a new year’s party – the eventwent pretty well, and the organizer immediately came by afterwards and offeredthe same date the following year. Before anyone could respond the viola playerpopped out:“Would you have somewhere safe to leave my viola?” …Definition of a gentleman:A man who knows how to play the viola ... but doesn't …VIOLA OPTIMISTSDefinition of an optimist:A Viola player with a mobile telephone …Definition of a big optimist:A Viola player with a mortgage …What kind of calendar does a Viola player use to keep track of his gigs?Decade-at-a-Glance …ROCK VIOLA PLAYERSWhy don't you see MIDI Violas being used in rock bands anymore?Mattel stopped making them …What kind of microphone works best live on a Viola with a rock band?A Sony wireless mini-condenser with a dead battery …
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Page 26 and 27: *SoloistsTHE AUTOGRAPH BOOKA world-
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