GRAND ENCYCLOPEDIA OF VIOLA JOKES - Johnstone-music.com

* Students (Teachers)The beginners’ class of viola students were attending their first music lesson. Theteacher was trying to begin at the beginning. She drew a musical staff on theblackboard and asked a little girl to come up and write a note on it. The little girlwent to the blackboard, looked thoughtful for a minute and wrote:"Dear Aunt Emma, just a short note to tell you I'm fine" …Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father wastrying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as thescreeching sounds of little Harold's violin reached his ears, he began to howlloudly. The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then hejumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, "For pity'ssake, can't you play something the dog doesn't know?" …What do you call a Viola student with half a brain?Gifted ...SYLLABUSWhat is the main difference between undergraduate and post-graduate violacourses in the Paris Conservatoire?In undergraduate courses you need to take the viola slowly out of the case,and meticulously place it under the chin, whilst holding the bow in the righthand.However, in postgraduate courses you need to take the viola slowly out ofthe case, and meticulously place it under the chin, whilst holding the bow in theright hand – from memory ! …Three viola students walked into a bar. You`d think that one of them would haveseen it!! …What is the difference between a viola professor and a chimpanzee?It's scientifically proven that chimpanzees are able to communicate withhumans ….