GRAND ENCYCLOPEDIA OF VIOLA JOKES - Johnstone-music.com

What's the difference between viola players and government bonds?Government bonds eventually mature and earn good money …NAUGHTY LANGUAGEWhat's the difference between a dressmaker and a violist?The dressmaker tucks up the frills. A Viola player …( figure it out)What's the difference between a Viola player and Doctor Scholl's Footpads?Doctor Scholl's bucks up the feet: A Viola player ...(OK, again, we're not going to spell it all out !)VIOLAS ON THE ROADWhat’s the difference between an injured viola player lying in the road and aninjured accordion player lying in the road?The accordion player was probably going to a gig.What’s the difference between a dead cat in the road and a crushed viola in theroad?Skid marks before the cat …Why shouldn’t you drive off a cliff in a mini with three violists in it?You could fit in at least two more …