Operation Scorched Arse - The Woody Back to School Unit

23A Poor Beleaguered BumStanding gloomily on the landing with Katiewatching her like a hawk Debs had little else to dobut ruminate on her latest disaster.It had been a classic Debs moment. Onemoment she was sitting calmly in the assembly hallwaiting for the arrival of the Brass, the next momentshe inexplicably reached her leg out and slid thesatchel of the gal seated in front of her along thefloor and out of reach, forcing her to scramble toretrieve it. It was a totally mindless action that wasn’teven particularly funny and was totally lacking inguile.Nonetheless Deborah felt a momentary jag ofexhilaration, a strange and satisfying buzz. It wasshort-lived. Almost immediately she came back to hersenses with a crash. Anxiously she had turned herhead and looked towards the end of the row of seats.She watched as Janet Mitchell theatrically reachedinto the pocket of her blazer and extracted her redcard.