Operation Scorched Arse - The Woody Back to School Unit

Operation Scorched Arse - The Woody Back to School Unit Operation Scorched Arse - The Woody Back to School Unit

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1Public Enemy Number OneJojo Heyworth’s prediction that the inmates ofthe Woody Back to School unit were going to suffer along, hot winter was proving unerringly accurate.Just thirty-six hours after being publiclyflogged for causing considerable damage by sneakinga horse into the chemistry laboratory Deborah Mortonfound herself up to her bumbags in anotherdisagreeable situation.The inmates were collecting their books readyfor the start of the day’s educational curriculum whenthe intercom crackled.“Morton, Phase 5, repair immediately to thelibrary to respond to charges of bringing the RedHouse into disrepute,” barked the unmistakable voiceof Katie Beck, the unit’s Matron.The inmates exchanged curious glances.“What the dickens?” gasped Deborah.“This does not sound good,” was Jojo’s learnedopinion.

1Public Enemy Number OneJojo Heyworth’s prediction that the inmates ofthe <strong>Woody</strong> <strong>Back</strong> <strong>to</strong> <strong>School</strong> unit were going <strong>to</strong> suffer along, hot winter was proving unerringly accurate.Just thirty-six hours after being publiclyflogged for causing considerable damage by sneakinga horse in<strong>to</strong> the chemistry labora<strong>to</strong>ry Deborah Mor<strong>to</strong>nfound herself up <strong>to</strong> her bumbags in anotherdisagreeable situation.<strong>The</strong> inmates were collecting their books readyfor the start of the day’s educational curriculum whenthe intercom crackled.“Mor<strong>to</strong>n, Phase 5, repair immediately <strong>to</strong> thelibrary <strong>to</strong> respond <strong>to</strong> charges of bringing the RedHouse in<strong>to</strong> disrepute,” barked the unmistakable voiceof Katie Beck, the unit’s Matron.<strong>The</strong> inmates exchanged curious glances.“What the dickens?” gasped Deborah.“This does not sound good,” was Jojo’s learnedopinion.

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