Operation Scorched Arse - The Woody Back to School Unit

Operation Scorched ArseMs Lawton removed the cap of her pen andwearily signed her name at the bottom of the twopunishment reports. Ms Whitton was lookingpositively smug as she strutted out of the door. TheGrand Dame sighed and put her head in her hands.“Extreme prejudice,” chortled Ms Whitton inthe saloon bar of the Bunch of Grapes. “I redefinedextreme. Morton won’t be sitting down comfortablyfor a month.”“Good work,” saluted Patty Hodge. She raisedher glass in the air. “To Operation Scorched Arse andmay it never end.”Katie Beck, the Wart and Ms Whitton chinkedglasses and winked conspiratorially.