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Operation Scorched Arse - The Woody Back to School Unit

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17A Disagreeable Start <strong>to</strong> the DayMs Law<strong>to</strong>n reviewed the two punishmentreports gloomily.“You knew that Mor<strong>to</strong>n had been chucked ou<strong>to</strong>f assembly and had just received a manda<strong>to</strong>ry barebender, didn’t you?” she asked.Ms Whit<strong>to</strong>n grinned. “Oh yes,” she saidsmugly. “But you <strong>to</strong>ld me <strong>to</strong> beat her whenever theopportunity arose and she was late for orchestrapractice so I gave her a damn good thrashing.”<strong>The</strong> Grand Dame sighed. <strong>The</strong>oretically theMusic Dame was correct. When she had first initiatedthe harsh regime of <strong>Operation</strong> <strong>Scorched</strong> <strong>Arse</strong> she hadspecifically instructed the Dames <strong>to</strong> treat DeborahMor<strong>to</strong>n with extreme prejudice. Nonetheless, as shelooked over the two reports again she couldn’t helpfeeling that Ms Whit<strong>to</strong>n had taken the definition ofextreme prejudice <strong>to</strong> the limit.“Mor<strong>to</strong>n, Phase 5, step up for goofing,”screeched Janet Mitchell, waving her red card in theair.

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