Operation Scorched Arse - The Woody Back to School Unit

Operation Scorched ArseThe escalation in the whop rate was not limitedto the twelve most notorious mega-minxes that shehad branded the Dirty Dozen and denounced ashostiles. Inmates who had previously been content towatch the shenanigans from the sidelines weresigning up to the cult of mega-minxdom in droves.Gals who had previously only accumulated a handfulof punishments each year were establishing newpersonal records. Mischief and mayhem prevaileddespite the inmate’s knowledge that their behaviorwould inevitably conclude with them contracting adose of scorched arse syndrome.Ms Lawton was in a dilemma. AlthoughOperation Scorched Arse was not turning out asplanned it would be difficult to change course. Withso many new recruits to the subversive cult she hadno logical evidence that a relaxation of the zerotolerancepolicy would have any positive effect.Ms Lawton reviewed the latest sheaf of papersthat Katie had left on her desk. The pages containedPatty Hodge’s most recent proposals for revisions tothe wording of various rules, regulations andprotocols.She drummed her fingers on her desk. Theamendments were subtle but the Grand Dame knewthat every altered nuance was designed to make lifeeven harder for the inmates.“The whop rate is rising satisfactorily,” Pattyreported. “We’re up almost fifty per cent from thistime last year. Even the damn liberals are whoppingup a storm. Zero-tolerance is certainly the way