Operation Scorched Arse - The Woody Back to School Unit

59attention, hands on your heads, standby for a fullclobber inspection.”Katie had timed the stand-down for afternoonbreak when all of the inmates were outside in therecreation area getting some fresh air.“Clobber abuse is rampant,” she explained. “Islippered six gals this morning. It’s time we sent out astronger message. We’ll stage an impromptu standdownand we’ll find tons of abuse. It will teach thema damn good lesson.”Katie Beck and Ms Hodge scrupulouslyinspected every gal in the recreation area. First theirblazers were inspected for loose threads and stains.Ms Lawton had given a single dispensation, that thegals would not be punished for stray hairs that mightbe found on their blazers. After her blazer had beeninspected the gal was instructed to remove her jacketand fold it at her feet. Next, she was told to put hertie over her shoulder, lowering the bib of her gymslipif necessary, and return her hands onto the top of herhead.Katie was familiar with every nuance of theprotocols regarding clobber and almost immediatelythe slipperings commenced.To the horror of the inmates they discoveredthat if they were found to have a dangling thread ona button or loose stitching on her collar braiding theywere told to bend over and slippered right there inthe recreation area.Belinda Lee, whose notorious lack of clobbercontrol had earned her the nickname of the Scruff,had so many uniform infractions that after she wassoundly slippered by Ms Hodge, she was sent up to