Operation Scorched Arse - The Woody Back to School Unit

15Scorched ArsesThe sound of canes rebounding off tautenedgossamer reverberated around the campus morning,noon and night as the zero-tolerance policy wasstrictly imposed. The whop rate was increasing inevery aspect of the inmates lives.Katie zealously enforced the Politics of Clobber.Every morning there was a queue outside her door ofinmates waiting for their circulation to be kick-startedwith Katie’s leather soled slipper.The no gabbing or goofing in assemblyprotocol was gleefully imposed by members of the SSresponsible for monitoring the hall. Red cards were ata premium.In the lecture rooms the standard modusoperandi of issuing verbal warnings and yellow cardsprior to resorting to corporal punishment was largelya thing of the past. The Radical Right wereparticularly ruthless, but even the darlings on theLiberal Left were using the cane with increasedregularity.