Operation Scorched Arse - The Woody Back to School Unit

51Cathryn had attended the exclusive Dartington ManorSchool where Patty Hodge was employed as theMistress in Charge of Discipline. Patty had singledCathryn out as a subversive and thrashed herfrequently with her infamous wye-tipped canes. Cathad treated Patty with the utmost contempt andcontinued to subvert to her hearts content.With Cathryn in charge of the Elite Patty fearedthat her plans for the new SS would be thwarted.Despite her haughty and arrogant demeanor Yvonnewas a typical bully and was unlikely to be prepared togo toe-to-toe with someone as forceful as Cat.Patty immediately embarked on a hostile anti-Cat campaign, constantly reminding the Grand Damethat it was Cathryn who had authored the ‘Manifestofor Mega-minxdom’ and founded the troublesomecult.Patty had a problem. The outgoing Red-shirtwas none other than April Turner. Many Woodyhistorians cite April as the original mega-minx and theinspiration for Cathryn’s manifesto. Nonetheless, MsLawton had decided to experiment and selected Aprilto fill the unit’s most prestigious position. Theexperiment had been hailed as a resounding success.Dotty and her liberal friends seemed to beedging ahead and Cat looked set for the Red-shirtwhen Patty unexpectedly changed horses.Patty selected Penelope Ann Evans as her newcandidate. It was a masterful move. Penny Ann was aquiet and uncontroversial member of the community.Patty figured that she was the perfect alternative tothe arrogant Yvonne and the wayward Cat.Penelope Ann was dismayed to suddenly findherself thrust into the race. She was shy and reserved