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Operation Scorched Arse - The Woody Back to School Unit

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12Bacon SlicersMs Whit<strong>to</strong>n was considered <strong>to</strong> be a powerbeater.She was large framed and extremely strong.She didn’t punish gals with the prolificacy of PattyHodge, the Wart or Katie Beck but on the occasionsshe did choose <strong>to</strong> wield the violin bow the eventswere memorable.Deborah Mor<strong>to</strong>n was stretched out across thepiano s<strong>to</strong>ol with her bumbags sitting up proud.Above her the music instruc<strong>to</strong>r had the violin bowraised above her head. <strong>The</strong> low lie of the s<strong>to</strong>ol meantthat by the time the tip of the bow reached its targetit was moving at terminal velocity.Deborah’s chums watched sympathetically. Itwas evident <strong>to</strong> everybody in the room that this wasnot a regular punishment. Ms Whit<strong>to</strong>n was swipingthe bow down with all her might, the sound of thewooden stick rebounding off Deborah’s bumbagsliterally echoed around the room.<strong>The</strong> bow whistled through the air, collidingwith Deborah’s defenseless bot<strong>to</strong>m with unmitigated

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