Operation Scorched Arse - The Woody Back to School Unit

10The Fabulous FartBefore the week was out Deborah Mortonreceived another tough lesson in exactly how hard lifecould be when you had been declared Public EnemyNumber One at the nation’s most austere Back toSchool unit. Midway through a music tutorial MsWhitton bent her over the piano stool and beat herwith a violin bow.“Morton, fetch the violin bow and step up!”snapped Ms Whitton, who acted as the Music Damearound the facility.As she trudged towards the front of the roomDeborah Morton had good reason to be alarmed.For the first few years as an inmate at thefacility Debs had been Ms Whitton’s star pupil. Herexceptional talent as a clarinetist and her fine singingvoice had won her considerable favor with the MusicDame. However, fatefully that favored relationshipwould all change with a sound of another naturealtogether.