Operation Scorched Arse - The Woody Back to School Unit

Operation Scorched Arse“We’d better cut along,” Joanna saidpragmatically, “lets get it over with.”“Cut along my arse,” growled Nix. “I ain’tcutting along anywhere.”Jojo sighed. “What are you going to do? Do abunk? Where is that going to get you?”“I’m going for a fag,” said Nix and stomped off.Jojo hurried after her. “Ok already,” shelaughed. “But, just one.”“What’s this all about, Evans?” Nix askedpugnaciously.Penelope Ann Evans looked sympathetic. “Well,you’ve both got five red marks for rubbishing thepre’s, so you’re going to be dangled”, she said quietly.“Dangled?” exploded Nix. “You haven’t got anyauthority to dangle us; we’re in Phase Five now!”“I’m afraid you’re wrong Nixon,” Penelope Anninformed them. “Read the new protocols.”“Oh for gawd’s sake,” groaned Nixdown.“New protocols or no new protocols,”interjected Jojo, “how can we have five red marks,we’ve only been back a week?”Penelope Ann sighed. “You both had four atthe end of last year,” she explained.“Last year? What the fuck has last year got todo with the price of whops?” snapped Nix. “You knowas well as I do that the slate’s wiped clean at the endof each term.”“Not any more. The new protocols say thathangovers will apply.”“Oh my giddy aunt,” laughed Jojo, “this is justso bogus.”