Operation Scorched Arse - The Woody Back to School Unit

29Sacrificial BumbagsYvonne Godfrey was hopping around herstudy, with her hands clutched to the seat of her skirtand was cussing up a storm to her cohorts.“She beat me fucking bandy,” bitched Yvonne.“She’s deranged. She gave me specific instructions totarget Rachel Cox and then she tells me I made acritical error of judgment.”Yvonne’s lieutenants were appropriatelysympathetic. For all her faults Yvonne Godfrey wascertainly not a muff and could take a whopping withthe best of them. However, from the frantic mannerthat she was publicly rubbing her arse theyunderstood that she was experiencing some quiteconsiderable gyp.Even though she had promised Yvonneunlimited protection in her role as Commandant ofthe SS, Patty Hodge felt no compunction whatsoeverabout bending the prefect over her desk andthrashing her with a wye-tipped cane. As far as shewas concerned it was a legitimate political maneuverto placate Ms Lawton.