Operation Scorched Arse - The Woody Back to School Unit

107“Keep out of this Brompton,” snapped Yvonne,“this is Elite business.”Ivan the Terrible pushed her face intoVictoria’s. “Yeah piss off Brompton before I box yourears,” she hissed. Seconds later she landedunceremoniously on her substantial arse, holding hernose, clutching at her eye and howling like a muff.Lady Victoria Brompton had been taught to boxand wrestle by her four elder brothers on the groundsof the ancestral pile. She had a reputation as apugnacious cove but many of the weaker inmates hadreason to be grateful for the speed with which shewas willing to put up her dukes. Lady VictoriaBrompton could not tolerate bullying and over theyears had regularly come to the rescue of inmateswho were being roughed up by members of the Elite.Ms Lawton did her best to disguise her secretamusement. Ivan the Terrible was still boohooing anddemanding that Lady Victoria was sacked. Ms Lawtonhad some sympathy for Victoria’s intervention onRachel’s behalf. She was well aware that beingcollared was an undignified and ignominiousexperience.Nonetheless, bopping prefects on their snifferswas a serious offense and clearly Victoria needed tobe punished very severely.“Go next door and get yourself prepared for aflogging,” she told Victoria.“A flogging?” wailed Ivan. “You’re letting heroff with a wimpy old flogging? I want her chargedwith assault. She needs to go to chokey.”