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Operation Scorched Arse - The Woody Back to School Unit

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<strong>Operation</strong> <strong>Scorched</strong> <strong>Arse</strong>“She assaulted Ivan,” bayed Yvonne. “It wascompletely unprovoked.”“She’s a violent thug,” squealed Mitch theBitch.“She needs <strong>to</strong> be sacked and put in chokey,”insisted Spanker Spage.“She’s a menace <strong>to</strong> society,” agreed Undies.“Fawk off the lot of you,” snarled Lady Vix,“before I punch all of your lights out.”“Time out,” snapped Ms Law<strong>to</strong>n. “Now tell mewhat really happened and I don’t want <strong>to</strong> hear anyporkies.”Yvonne Godfrey approached Rachel Cox in themiddle of the recreation area and showed her a redcard.“Collar her and bring her <strong>to</strong> the library,” sheinstructed Jackie Ivanhoe. “Six of the best for unrulybehavior.”Rachel glared at Yvonne. “Don’t be ridiculous,this is <strong>to</strong>tally bogus.”Yvonne shrugged. “Take it up with yourlawyer,” she said off-handedly. “Collar her Ivan andlet’s go get us some whops.”Ivan the Terrible puffed herself up and made agrab for Rachel, intending <strong>to</strong> spin her around andsecure her in an arm-lock. Rachel dodged out of theway.“Get your hands off me you stupid bitch,” shegrowled.Ivan made a second equally unsuccessfulattempt.“Leave her alone,” said Vic<strong>to</strong>ria in an assertivevoice and stepped protectively in front of Rachel.

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